… clean him up a little bit, and by golly, you’ll have a fine, brand new, US Citizen, earning $2200 a month, tax free, ready to vote, should November ever come. And by “should November ever come”, I mean, we all may be eaten, by then. I mean, it doesn’t look like they feed these people real well…. and old habits do die hard. You just know this guy has eaten at least one whole human body in his life… let alone whatever they feed him.

… personally, I think I’m just one bartending class away, from being this guy. Sure, maybe a plastic surgery or two… and a gourmet cooking class… and a few new clothes… and couple years of strict fitness training… and a little rewinding of the “age” clock… but other than all that… there, for the grace of God, go I.

…. his dog confirms that his owner not only thinks he’s good looking, but that he has good reason to think so, due to the fact that he is indeed, good looking.
And the fact has been confirmed by at least one non-gay male out here as well, to which I’d just say… thank you… thank you very much.