Unkle-Bonehead

I showed up late and only got to record two hours of the show.

Eldrich's Pig joined us as well as r0nd0n.

Link to Eldrich's podcast on Aureal. You can also find it on Anchor.fm
https://app.aureal.one/podcast/9791

What is Aureal? Its a new podcast app for the Hive blockchain!
https://peakd.com/hive/@blockanarchist1/aureal-the-development-updates

I've had a very rough week at work. So please dont ask where I came up with that title from, lol.

I ended up late showing up but @r0nd0n, John, Keith and Andi kept you all entertained until I got there. So this is only the 2 hours I was able to record.

I'm hosting HiveChat on Twitter this Tuesday at 8am EST so come on over and enter into the conversation!

Dblog - The Ultimate DBlog Tutorial
## How to have a decentralized blog or website powered by Hive
https://dblog.org

**Using Dblog requires a Hive account!**

Topics covered in this video:

- How to log into Dblog
- How to create a blog
- How to use the blog settings
- How to write a post including pics and videos
- How to edit, switch blogs, show/hide, etc
- How to purchase domains with hive and add it to your dblog
- How to add collaborators
- How to add a "page" or "tab" in your menu

If you have any questions or need help with Dblog feel free to ask in their discord channel or you can ask me. I will help if I can.

Outro music "Toxxic" (cover) performed by @thisnewgirl

As usual watch to the end for the bloopers.
Find out more about me and my show at https://loudandproud.live

2021 - The Year of The Schlong
We had a lot of fun wiht this episode.
But we did hit some pretty serious topics about what it looks like is headed our way in 2021. We talked about our goals that we have with the show and even how to deal with life without worrying about death.
We announce the new L&P Community - https://peakd.com/c/hive-143997/created on Hive.
As well as our Hive powered website - https://loudandproud.live on Engrave (dblog).
If you post to the L&P community and want your post to show on our site hit me up and I will add you as a collaborator. A Hive account is required.
I have already made a video - https://3speak.co/watch?v=unklebonehead/vezkgkti explaining the process.
Watch for more of these videos to come out. I'm calling them Boner's Tips.
We also mention that with the new community that we will be creating a token to go along with it. I hadn't been able to come up with a name and as usual, you the audience took the reigns and named it yourselves.
It will be called the SCHLONG!
Yeah we made a lot of jokes about that the entire show. But it is really going to happen (as soon as I learn how to do it, lol)!
Enjoy the show and I look forward to seeing you all next weekend!
Dont forget to subscribe to the community and watch for the announcement of the Schlong token!
*Special thumbnail/show artwork by @thisnewgirl doodled live during the show.
Follow her on hive https://peakd.com/@thisnewgirl
Follow me on hive https://peakd.com/@unklebonehead

# LNP 12-20-20 Bah Humbug
## More Christmas talk and music from @thisnewgirl!
***Quick disclaimer to start off. I will be forwarding all the funds gained on this post to @thisnewgirl to help support her. Why? Because why not? Plus she is a very multi talented and vastly under paid for the content she creates. By the way you can also just go send her some hive directly as well! 'Nuff said!***

[Toxic - Cover](https://3speak.co/watch?v=thisnewgirl/euwwtxkz&jwsource=cl) Sung by @thisnewgirl

Enjoy this episode and we'll catch you next week for the final "Off the Rails" of 2020. See you in the general voice chat on the PAL discord!

LNP 12-13-20 Inappropriate Xmas Gifts

Aka the "Shut the [email protected]*k up, Mural" episode!

This was a blast of a show

We want to extend a very special thank you to Mural for coming on the air and talking our ears off. @thisnewgirl also joined us live on the air and the chat room was a constant blur. I had some neighborhood carolers kept stopping by the studio. I wasnt scared of them, I had the M16 standing by and ready to go. What I am I talking about? Just listen to the show.

***There were no real guns or carolers in this episode. The following links are not affiliate links and we are not sponsored by anybody!
If you would like to sponsor us then you may contact us at [email protected]***

Gift Ideas

Have you got someone you need to get a Christmas gift for but just don't have any clue what to get them? Well we put together a short list of items for you!

Smelly Stuff

Absolute [email protected]*kery Candle - https://www.etsy.com/listing/643818574/malicious-women-co-all-the-fucks-infused?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_christmas_Home_and_Living&utm_custom1=_k_Cj0KCQiA8dH-BRD_ARIsAC24umazQXb4itdeskRLJeYGclv_yxceJIa_RqpZX8pe4bdTtoyIsLxsjBcaAg50EALw_wcB_k_&utm_content=go_1707294370_69268674649_331635229806_pla-303628061699_c__643818574_254611864&utm_custom2=1707294370

One [email protected]*k Left cnadle - https://www.etsy.com/listing/873041444/one-fuck-left-and-its-on-fire-soy-candle?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=rude+christmas+gift&ref=sc_gallery-1-12&plkey=081d4fc5c9214ef7de0a1d745fdcf9aafb3abe12%3A873041444&frs=1

Tshirts

Offensive Opinion - https://www.etsy.com/listing/450052768/my-opinion-offended-you-funny-t-shirt?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=rude+christmas+gift&ref=sc_gallery-1-1&plkey=742636c2b5322531a4cefef6325ab865ca104f91%3A450052768&bes=1&col=1

Master Baiter - https://www.etsy.com/listing/542675974/new-funny-master-baiter-novelty-joke?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=rude+christmas+gift&ref=sc_gallery-1-15&plkey=a48802a16db9152c72638d06094b7fcc03f324fe%3A542675974

I like wine.. - https://theinappropriategiftco.com/collections/xmas/products/i-like-wine-the-word-fuck-and-about-3-people-t-shirt-1

Coffe Mugs

Brother - https://www.etsy.com/listing/855969387/funny-brother-gift-rude-brother-birthday?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=rude+christmas+gift&ref=sc_gallery-1-3&plkey=5fa055460a798b1592f52ed73b9e9380e6e16f72%3A855969387

Come - https://www.etsy.com/listing/903918545/cum-mug-adult-gift-adult-coffee-mug-rude?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=rude+christmas+gift&ref=sc_gallery-1-7&plkey=2a27cf84e81620bb6524e688cd637b5cebbb4924%3A903918545&col=1

I know.. - https://www.etsy.com/listing/698730376/personalised-rude-novelty-offensive-and?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=rude+christmas+gift&ref=sr_gallery-1-29

Misc

Lice - https://www.amazon.com/Rite-Aid-Lice-Pyrinyl-Shampoo/dp/B0000AYXBT/ref=sr_1_2?crid=34L4FH5CAGQDD&dchild=1&keywords=crab+medicine&qid=1607382704&sprefix=crab+med%2Caps%2C281&sr=8-2

Douche - https://www.amazon.com/Summers-Eve-Cleansing-Sunset-Gynecologist/dp/B07P7JH85T/ref=sr_1_3_sspa?crid=2TB5LJF4U6KWW&dchild=1&keywords=douche+for+women+disposable&qid=1607382598&sprefix=douche%2Caps%2C224&sr=8-3-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEyTFQ5QjRIMU1FUTY3JmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwMjcwOTA4MU5CTlBIS0NISzhJVSZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwNDIyNjA3M0c5SThBRFRDMDRIUCZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX2F0ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU=

Moist Tea Towel - https://theinappropriategiftco.com/collections/xmas/products/moist-motherfucker

Keyring - https://theinappropriategiftco.com/collections/xmas/products/dick-key-ring

Bleach Kit - https://www.etsy.com/listing/849827586/anal-bleaching-prank-gift-gag-gift-funny?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=rude+christmas+gift&ref=sr_gallery-1-21&bes

# Loud and Proud 12-02-20 I'm Speechless
## It was an extremely long day for me and I was tired. Thank god for the fans of the show!
I had around 4 hours of sleep the night before and already been awake for nearly 20+ hours by the time the show started. So needless to say I wasnt all that talkative to start out with and neither was @jgearjammer.Radioman was out getting his computer fixed and joined us later when he got back home and got it set up.

But about an hour in to it I put out the call for some help and @dunstable jumped at the chance. Then Radioman joined in shortly after that. Thats about when the party got started with @thisnewgirl and @hiveqa showing up. @thisnewgirl fired up her mic and joined in and we were finally off and rolling!

### I am so happy and thankful to you the listeners.
You are what makes doing Loud and Proud so much fun! John and I have said from the beginning that we are the audience and you guys are the hosts.

I just want to reiterate that there is and always has been an open invitation to **anyone** that wants to come on the show live and vent, tell jokes, give your opinion on **anything** or **everything**! You are very much welcome and encouraged to do so!

### One quick bit of news
I have started distributing the show on DTube as well. Yes I started a steem account specifically for this so if you want to hate on me then by all means you are free to do so. I really dont care. If you wish to downvote me then go ahead. I'm not here for a popularity contest. I'm here for the free speech and have my own opinions of things.

Here is the [DTube](https://d.tube/#!/c/unklebonehead)

Dont forget to join us in the [PALnet discord](http://minnowpond.org) for the ultimate chat experience!

Off the Rails Episode 1
This is the premier episode of "Off the Rails". Where on the last weekend of each month you the audience get to come on the air LIVE with us and talk about **anything** you want to talk about!

Whether it's about how your boss/spouse/government/bank pissed you off this time for good or how much you love your cat.

Anything is up for discussion and absolutely **nothing** is off limits. Totally uncensored, off the cuff and always LOUD and Proud!

Free speech like it should be!

Thank you to all of you who talked. Even @hiveqa for at least being there even though he wouldn't talk.

@soundwavesphoton asked to be unmuted but never said anything. But he could have and so can you! Your next chance to do join the party is December 27, 2020 @ 12-3amUTC/December 26, 2020 @7-10pmEST.

But the regular show still airs every weekend at the same time, so see you next week!

Sorry it took me a couple of extra days to get this posted. I got called in to work before it was done rendering.
But I got back home and after about 8 hours of sleep I found time to get it uploaded . Just in time for your Thanksgiving morning enjoyment.
Have a safe Thanksgiving if you are here in the US and safe ride home if you braved going out during the "pandemic".

We played 3 songs.
"Bitch, Imma Turkey"
"Nacncy"
"Dear Mother"
Time stamps:
0:28 Spatchcock discussion

51:48 start of turkey release skit

2:32:00 Giving our thanks

We have some big announcements this week!

1. We announce the winner of the NFT giveaway.
https://nftshowroom.com/thisnewgirl/gallery/thisnewgirl_mspwaves-funn_loud-proud who is @rawbe

2. We officially welcome Radioman as host on the show.

3. The last Saturday of every month will be an "open mic night" episode. Everyone is welcome to join us in the general voice chat room on the PAL discord server to talk with their own voice about anything they want. Only requirement is that you have a microphone! We are calling these "Off the Rails" episodes.

The first episode is 11-29-20 12-3am UTC 11-28-20 7-10pm EDT!

Wow! What a train wreck of a show. Even worse than our normal crash and burn.
We tried streaming to 2 extra sites and something went all wiggy wacky at the restreamer that then possibly fed back to us that caused Frankenputer to go haywire. Then the zombies started roaming the streets, rainging hell fire, cats and dogs playing together! It was literally an apocalypse of biblical proportions!

Oh yeah, Radioman was on with us and we did talk about the NFT give away. We also have an email just for the show. It's [email protected]
#### NFT Giveaway Requirements and How to Enter
- You must be a member of [NFT Showroom](https://nftshowroom.com/) in order to receive the artwork.
- You must email us at [email protected] in order for us to know that you are interested and assign you a random number. We also need your NFT Showroom name. Its usually your hive username.
- You **do not** need to be present during the drawing to win. The winner will be contacted and the files sent promptly.

Just wanted to say a quick thank you to Crim, Clay and Julia as well as the whole PAL discord for your help with getting me straight on NFT's.

I also show off what @thisnewgirl has created for our giveaway on the show. There are only 4 in existence. One for the winner and there are 3 up for grabs on NFT Showcase.
https://nftshowroom.com/thisnewgirl/gallery/thisnewgirl_mspwaves-funn_loud-proud
Thank you for creating this for the show!!!!

Just a quick video I did mainly to test some audio video syncing. Edited in Olive Video Editor and recorded using scrcpy/LG V20 phone for the camera through OBS Studio.

Warning this video contains adult language. Just like the show that gets posted every week. So dont complain if you get in trouble for listening in public places without headphones!

This is the full intro I put together for the Ghost Stories episode. Uploaded so you can see and hear it without us talking over it in the full episode.

Clips were from awesome people over at Pexels!
https://pexels.com

Ghost clip by Gabby K from Pexels

Witch clip by Thirdman from Pexels

Zombies and killer clown by cottonbro from Pexels

Skull candle clip by Miguel ?. Padri??n from Pexels

**Audio Effects** by Air Media.Free imaging effects pack.
https://www.airmedia.co/radioimagingeffects/

Software used: Olive Video Editor running on InstantOS
https://www.olivevideoeditor.org/
https://instantos.io/

Studio tour and live show production process videos coming this week!

# A Quick Production Tour of Loud and Proud
## Quickly talking about how I produce Loud and Proud on [MSPWaves](https://mspwaves.com) each week.
### Hardware:
#### Computers: All HDD no SSD's here!
- Frankenputer - A broken down HP 17 CPU: Intel i5-7200U (4) @ 3.100GHz GPU: Intel HD Graphics 620 8GB ram
- Asus Netbook - A hand me down junker Intel Celeron 1007U (2) @ 1.500GHz GPU: Intel 3rd Gen Core processor Graphics Controller 4GB ram
- Dell 15" - i3-7100U (4) @ 2.400GHz GPU Intel HD Graphics 620 Ram 8GB
#### Audio-Video I/O
- LG V20 (android phone) connected to Frankenputer through usb.
- ZoomR16 on Frankenputer
- Presonus Audiobox96 connected to the Dell
- Asus is just the stock I/O.
- MXL 990 condensor mic
#### Software
[InstantOS](https://instantos.io) on all machines!

**Frankenputer**
Jack2
Catia
JackMixer
Discord - runs in background so chat can show on OBS-Studio stream
OBS-Studio
Gimp

**Dell** - currently not used other than web look ups.

**Asus** - The Media player and chat monitor
[CasterSoundboard](https://github.com/JupiterBroadcasting/CasterSoundboard) - To play music, soundfx, etc
Firefox/Brave
Discord - Open so I can read the chat during the stream

Gonna do some rearranging of the studio on Monday to streamline and get less stress on Frankenputer. I will see you Monday night!

# Loud and Proud:Ghost Stories
## Laughs and maons for everyone!
### First order of business
First up I gotta give **huge** thank you to everyone who showed to listen/watch and talk live on air! It was an absolute blast! The room was packed and we heard a lot of stories. Even with some technical difficulties.

I even spent most of the morning creating a custom intro for this episode. I will upload it seperate so you can see it without hearing us talk like we are in a movie theater. Lol.
### Then came the gremlins or was it ghosts?
Around the start of the third hour 1:55:00 Frankenputer got attacked by a ghost or there was an effect of the blue going on. I'm not sure what it was. But it required a quick reboot.

After the reboot everything opened and just lined itself up like the scripts were told to do. Except for the part where it was supposed to record my microphone too.

So, this morning I went through and did some editing. I took out some longer parts where it was just me talking. There was still several stories that and conversations that you didnt need to hear me to understand it. Not to mention that at that point I was enebrated enought that all I really did was sit there and giggle.

#### Special thanks to the following
Crim, Ron, Gary, Gabriel, Julia, thisnewgirl, goldstreet, swoop and many others for showing up and joinging the chat. If I didnt mention you I am sorry. I think you will forgive me since the alcohol has my memory of last night pretty fuzzy!

### We are giving away a one of a kind naughty NFT soon!
@thisnewgirl has created for us a very unique naughty NFT that is absolutely out of this world! We planning on giving this away live on the show in a couple of weeks. We will assign those of you who are interested in getting it a number and then draw the lucky persons number live on air. With video proof so you can see that it's not rigged.

I really want to show it to you but cant yet. When I get the ok in a few days I will!

#### Here are the stories I personally told.
My stories:

1. Log truck kills woman in Kentucky during thunderstorm. Now she appears on passey step to see if you are the one. During thunderstorm at highway spead.
2. Exit 37 Putnamville, IN is haunted by woman killed with cinder block through windsheild. Indiana state trooper sighting and massive hunt for her after her appearance.
3. When I was around 6 yrs old I saw the mattress of my bed sink down like someone sat on my bed but no one there.
4. When my grandma died her mantle clock quit working. Shadow of head and shoulders would appear on it it would chime. But not tick. In a pencil portrait of her from the 1920's her eyes would follow you and the dogs would all growl and bark at it. She also changed expressions. Grinning and frowning

### Intro Credits
The intro contains clips from the following artists on Pexels.com

Ghost clip by Gabby K from Pexels

Witch clip by Thirdman from Pexels

Zombies and killer clown by cottonbro from Pexels

Skull candle clip by Miguel ?. Padri??n from Pexels

**Audio Effects** by Air Media.Free imaging effects pack.

___

If you like watching these videos but dont have time to sit and watch on the computer you can subscribe to the audio version Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify and where ever free podcasts are sold! Find us on [Anchor](https://anchor.fm/landp) as well.

You can find links to all of Unkle Bonehead's Social and crypto donations at my [Cointree](https://cointr.ee/unklebonehead)

Follow me on [Twitter](https://twitter.com/3speakvidshare)

Follow Johnny's [Twitter](https://twitter.com/GearjammerL) You will have to search for him on Instagram and Facebook since I dont have those links and I'm too fat and lazy to go search for his links. Plus I have a pounding headache from the hangover. Lol

It's not marked NSFW but we are truck drivers so if you are listening at work you better put in the ear buds!
We asked for an extra hour and for some stupid reason the powers that be granted it us! So we are now on Sundays from 12-3am UTC time! For those of you here in the states that is Saturdays 8-11pm EST until daylight savings time kicks in. Then it changes to 7-10pm DST. I really hate DST and wish it would just go away.
In this episode we only played two songs. First was a cover of Eddie VanHalen's "Eruption" and "This is Halloween" by Broken Peach.
The final hour we kept with now traditional MadLib and it turned out to be a doozy of one.
John and I cant express how much it means to us that you all turn up to listen to us babble about stupid stuff and really appreciate each and every one of you who do tune in to listen to the live show. You are all 1000% awesome!
Thatnewgirl has been commissioned to create a one of a kind, original piece of artwork that we will be giving away in a future contest. So stick around and you may be winner!
Dont forget to join us in the General Voice channel on the discord server on Halloween to tell us YOUR ghost stories. We are looking forward to you scaring the crap out of us!
Thank yous to..
Ron, Crimsonclad, Kyle, Julia, HiveQA, Thatnewgirl, Foxoit, Stace, Gabriel, and anybody I may have missed.
Special welcome to the new guy Britt for joining in the chat last night as well. Thank YOU!!!

We had a blast with this show! Thank you to everybody who was in the chatroom!
Opening song was "Stayin in Black-AC/DC-Bee Gees mashup" by Wax Audio
Closing song is "Hammer On Down" by Unke Bonehead
Dont forget we want you to come on the air live and tell us your ghost stories on Halloween!
Live show is Sundays 1-3am UTC!
News articles
Hive News

Hive Today

Hive Projects update

The Trucker Report

O/O ordered to pay $411 Million

Former FMCSA head moves

FMCSA forms new group

Full Text of the Mad Lib that got cut off for the live listeners.
I am Dr. juicy. I am destined to shaving the taint. Unfortunately, the taint is full of a bunch of purple victims that do not agree. So this is my curly plan to take over the taint:

To start with, I`ll need to build my steamy hideout in an abandoned stanley steamer complex in the middle of the brothel. It will have 8 underground floor(s), and only 13 floor(s) aboveground. All the fuckers will open incredibly and address me as "The Great and robust Dr. juicy". I will also have several rooms designed for snorting and licking anyone who tries to honk me. That is, after I have hammered the full extent of my curly plan to them.

Next, I will hire some preists to design the fleshright Buster, a machine designed to trigger huge genocides wherever I want it to. And if they don`t want to build it, I will capture their guitars and threaten to make them abortions for hours on end. Once it`s built, I will have it cucked along the San Andreas grandma.

Mwqueef, queef, queef, queef, queef!

Obviously you vomit, I can hold the Govenor of Texas, mariano, against the threat of squaking 15/7 of the state into the ocean. And once I have control of Texas, I will jump the bob industry into promoting my right to shaving the taint, and literally all will succumb to my dog and happy.

Just some footage I shot in the truck set to my song Hammer On Down.

Please help to support me. I've been hosting all my content on my home server and have outgrown it. I am only asking for a goal of $60/year to get hosting from Hetzner. Any donations above $60 will be put up for a vote to you the audience as to which project gets the donation to. If the donations are big enough we will donate on a monthly basis.
You can donate through Ko-fi or Librepay. Thank you for any amount you can spare.
https://ko-fi.com/boneheadmedia
https://liberapay.com/UnkleBonehead/donate

Another audio only episode. But I did throw in some extra footage I shot a couple years ago while driving Clifford. Plus this episode was greatly improved. Now contains MORE WOLFIE!

You can find us on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts and Spotify as well as where ever free podcasts are sold!
Email us at [email protected]

Stories discussed.
https://www.truckersnews.com/body-of-...
https://www.truckersnews.com/trucker-...
https://www.overdriveonline.com/pacca...
https://www.truckersnews.com/guy-on-b...
https://www.overdriveonline.com/roadc...
https://www.bark.com/en/us/services/g...

The first official episode is finally here! And no Wolfie. He needed to go down for his 10 off. Nothing wrong with that but we still had fun for him.

Links talked about in this episode:
Man sues parents for getting rid of huge porno collection. Mrs Bonehead submitted this.
https://www.wthr.com/article/man-sues...

Social media users flocked to Pornhub during major Facebook, Instagram outages https://www.theblaze.com/news/pornhub...

71% of Drivers Take Photos of Roadway Emergencies https://www.automotive-fleet.com/3288...

Phone Addicts Worse Threat Than Drunk Drivers, Study Finds https://www.automotive-fleet.com/3292...

Driver Awarded $80 Million
https://www.truckersnews.com/driver-a...

DOT's hours of service proposal listed for early June publication
https://www.overdriveonline.com/dots-...

60 second promo for Break19 Podcast

I'm merging TruckinNutz with Trucker Nation USA. The new podcast will be called Break19 Podcast. You can find it on Anchor.fm as well as on Youtube. BitChute is coming soon.
https://anchor.fm/break19podcast

Right now if you purchase select items of Truckers Against Trafficking at TA/Petro a portion of each sale goes to benefit TAT!
Go to their website and learn how you can help end human trafficking!
https://truckersagainsttrafficking.org/

Break19Podcast Description:
Real American Truckers talking about everything involved in being a trucker in this upside down world we live in and other absolute nonsense that keeps us moving the the economy without having a total mental breakdown. Welcome, strap in and hold on, cause you're in for a hell of a ride!

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Just a truck driver that loves Indie Music, Linux and Open Source software.
Host and producer of Break19 Podcast.
Now thinking of rebooting my first podcast, The Unkle Bonehead Show and only posting it to BitChute for the video and Anchor.fm for the audio only.