TheNecroswanson

Whitey makes the first move.

Request: Shina's heinous hidden beast drive, mercilessly, repeatedly wailing on poor Nagi.
If she didn't want it, she wouldn't dress that way.

Out of the Woods.

This week we flex on robots, and Mercury Steam, by identifying which pictures contain a stop sign.

Nope, nothing terrible happens here. Nothing. Why do you ask?

Honey, I shrunk the me.

If knowledge is power, than a god am I.

The start of something terrible.

This week we...... We gaze into the infinite abyss, and we don't come back the same....

But can it djent?

This week, we examine and try to figure out why we love the second videogame outing from horror master, Cluve Barker.

You guys want some hot pockets?

This week, we find ourselves back again taking a look at the latest by Hidetaka Miyazaki in his Fromsoftware saga.
For your convenience we start off with a spoiler free section.

Victory lap!

(dn noʎ ǝʌᴉƃ 'ɥoO)
noʎ ʇɹnɥ puɐ ǝᴉl ɐ llǝʇ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝN
ǝʎqpooƃ ʎɐs ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝN
ʎɹɔ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝN

noʎ ʇɹǝsǝp puɐ punoɹɐ unɹ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝN
uʍop noʎ ʇǝl ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝN
dn noʎ ǝʌᴉƃ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝN
noʎ ʇɹnɥ puɐ ǝᴉl ɐ llǝʇ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝN
ǝʎqpooƃ ʎɐs ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝN
ʎɹɔ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝN

noʎ ʇɹǝsǝp puɐ punoɹɐ unɹ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝN
uʍop noʎ ʇǝl ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝN
dn noʎ ǝʌᴉƃ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝN
ǝǝs oʇ puᴉlq ooʇ ǝɹ,noʎ ǝɯ llǝʇ ʇ,uop
ƃuᴉlǝǝɟ ɯ,I ʍoɥ ǝɯ ʞsɐ noʎ ɟᴉ pu∀
ʇᴉ ʎɐld ɐuuoƃ ǝɹ,ǝʍ puɐ ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ ʍouʞ ǝM

uo ƃuᴉoƃ uǝǝq s,ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ ɥʇoq ǝʍ ǝpᴉsuI
ʇᴉ ʎɐs oʇ ʎɥs ooʇ ǝɹ,no⅄
ʇnq ƃuᴉɥɔɐ uǝǝq s,ʇɹɐǝɥ ɹno⅄
ƃuol os ɹoɟ ɹǝɥʇo ɥɔɐǝ uʍouʞ ǝʌ,ǝM
noʎ ʇɹnɥ puɐ ǝᴉl ɐ llǝʇ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝN
ǝʎqpooƃ ʎɐs ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝN
ʎɹɔ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝN
noʎ ʇɹǝsǝp puɐ punoɹɐ unɹ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝN
uʍop noʎ ʇǝl ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝN
dn noʎ ǝʌᴉƃ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝN
puɐʇsɹǝpun noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ɐʇʇoפ
ƃuᴉlǝǝɟ ɯ,I ʍoɥ noʎ llǝʇ ɐuuɐʍ ʇsnɾ I
ʎnƃ ɹǝɥʇo ʎuɐ ɯoɹɟ sᴉɥʇ ʇǝƃ ʇ,uplnoʍ no⅄
ɟo ƃuᴉʞuᴉɥʇ ɯ,I ʇɐɥʍ s,ʇuǝɯʇᴉɯɯoɔ llnɟ ∀
I op os puɐ sǝlnɹ ǝɥʇ ʍouʞ no⅄
ǝʌol oʇ sɹǝƃuɐɹʇs ou ǝɹ,ǝM

Oh is this a dream?
Are you really there?
Let me help you,
out of the chair.

We take a look at one of the most infuriating issues with the PC version of the HD "remaster".

Ultimate drunkery hits a new level, and it's time for your mid-terms!
This will be open book, so no pressure. Except this counts for 45% of your final grade. So there's THAT pressure.

Not a whole lot special, but we do take a moment to give some advice on what is a massive red flag that you're playing rather poorly.

Ta bort vinen, for rastløshet plager meg.

This week, i̵̡̛͍̜̋̔̿̎̋̕t̶̢͕̫̥̻̮̩̔͛̾̉́̅̀̉̓̎̽̕̚ ̸̡͍͔̟̮̦͖̰̹͖̩͙̹͕̀̅͌̈̊̀̈́̑́͐̕a̷̠̞̖̘̖̐̑̓̈́̽̅͗́̑̕l̵̛̮̋͊͋̂͛ļ̸̛̛̣̻̠̭͓̗̲̙̞͇͔̟̉̓̈́͌̔̂͆̑̒̇̈́̅͠ͅͅ ̶̡̗̪̠͕͇͖̦͚̹̋́̒ͅc̷̢̨̨̥͔̙͍̱̳̰̠̺͓̒͌̀o̸̡̜͇̞̜͖̱͇̳͇̼̱̘̾̒̿̊̎̆̆͋̎͗̇̚̕͘͝m̷̠̯͕̀̈́͑̏͐̓̀͌͗͠e̵̩̫͂̑̀̒͋͝͠s̴̨̡̳̠̮̻͊͗͐͋̐̆̑̈́ͅͅ ̸̧̧̛̙̫͇̠̖̖̼̥̫̙̼̯̏́̈̇̈̀̑͝ͅc̸̢̳͔͖͕̃̾ͅŗ̵̹͗͝a̴̛̜̮̼̹͇̟̣͊̈́̌͂̔̂̚s̵̞͙̓͘ẖ̵̛̥̖͚̺͓͚͕̗̠̪͎̽̑͆͌i̶̧͉̬͉̘͎͚̜̤̗̰̭̘̔̌̓̈́̑̔͠n̷̛̳͚͍̹͌͌̓̇̇̈͝g̴̡̨̢̜̹̱͍̜̜̩̱͔͔̽̽̾̎̂̀̈́̒͊̋̋̏ ̶̢̧̨̲̥̼̙̯̠̰̹̲̓̊͋ͅd̸̜̱͖̺̦͖́̈́̓̂̿̆͆̾̽͜͝͝ͅͅó̵̢̝̦̈̽́͌̄̌̆̐̍͋̕w̶̨̩̱̿̅͋̀̍̐͗̔̀́̌̾n̸̡̡͓̯͙̞̩̣̦̯̣̖̺͈̈͑̇͐̐̀ our hero demands you look at a favorite from Ubisoft of all people.

Nothin'to show but this brand new tattoo.
We wax philosophical about our place in the ranking, the consequences of such, and a little bit about how we see the future of fighting games.

It's time once again to return to margaritaville.
In the inaugural episode, a how to guide for Drunk Uncle Trolling

A legend of corporate intrigue is reborn, when Gary from down by the river steps up to obtain the leshen contract!

This week our hero awakes from the great nightmare to play the latest double amputee simulator/independent platformer from....... A lot of people and Devolver Digital!

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The Crypt Revue: a nonsensical hellscape of heavy metal and bitching about video games.