Antisthenes
Liars Abound
The president’s limo driver.
You’ve never seen anything like this before. When you take into account that the Secret Service limo driver for the president is driving a 12,000 lb. automobile at speeds up to 60 mph, and in reverse, over a one mile course, it’s even more amazing.
This car has about 800 horse power. The vehicle the president uses also is weaponized and uses a totally independent air conditioning system with its own oxygen supply in case there is any sort of aerosol poison in its vicinity.
By Brianna Chambers
Hearken the Cynic