Daft Punk perform, everyone is dancing and happy... THIS IS TERRIBLE!
But don't worry, the Corona Curfew Corps swoops in to rescue the public!

Roaming is kind
Roaming is innocent
Roaming is a cruel, cunning, menacing, blood thirsty, vicious demon lurking behind a charming smile, luring in unsuspecting victims to lacerate their bodies and crush their tender souls
YE BE WARNED!

(clarification: this is a joke, all the clips are taken out of context, Roaming is really a sweet soul, and that's why the video is so short - it wasn't easy finding clips that can make her look mean.
I didn't even think this needed to be said)

Matt used to introduce himself as "Skagg3". Blonde still calls him "Skagg" occasionally.
But are they really the same person?
After watching this comparison, you won't be so sure.
Enjoy!

I was presented with a challenge: "If you can make a video that makes it look like Matt is belittling, harassing and making Beauty cry"
It took some deep digging and extensive editing, but, damn, I think I've done it! After watching this video you'll feel a rare urge to cuddle Blonde and cudgel Matt, and not the opposite, as is usually the case.
Enjoy!

"When I heard that part of her blaming other people for sexualizing her kid... I stood up and I threw shit on the floor, it was that insane!"
Not every day Matt loses his cool. Fortunately - I obtained a video of this rare occasion.

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Matt (if you're watching) - The office chase is from the movie Captain America - Winter Soldier. The guy who get shocked by a video he's watching is (was?) Skagg3.
Thanks!

I dedicate this lazy PowerPoint animation to Bruce Bartlett for bringing, for a brief moment, heart-warming unity to twitter

Matt is a good guy, a good video maker, and doesn't deserve to be repeatedly excluded from fabricated hit pieces.
So here it is - a compiled pile of out-of-context clips to show that Matt is the dangerous violent bigot we all knew he must be (Dumb & Dumber 2 was funny!? This one isn't even out of context).

p.s. I really enjoyed making this video, what's wrong with me?

Matt Christiansen thought he was young and hip, until one day RoamingMillennial replaced Blonde as co-host on Beauty and the Beta. It was... like... you know... literally!

RM has her special ways with words

הילדים שלי מקריאים את השיר הראשון מספרי החדש "גן חיות בשתיים בלילה".

סרטונים:
פרה מכונפת: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3-GiiBKfos
גמל ממושקף: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtPtv16duIs
דבורה משתופפת: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbSLc8w4vto
כלבלב בכפכף: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7ljw5Kxqxw
עכבר עם זימים: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbMe8BJkwTI
ופיתון מקפץ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-L2wsK7WHo
זבובים נוהמים: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty7Ujh8k2xs
וצב מתרוצץ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUQQOTRNNQ4

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נתנאל ונעמה מקריאים את הפתיחה של הספר החדש שאני מוציא: "הגיזה הזאת!"
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