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Inspired by the 2022 Christmas Address, Bob relays our great USPOT’s message of kindness. With the spirit of love and kindness ringing through Amerirca Bob Studios like a beer mug full of jingle bells, Bob accepts that the time has finally come to let bygones be bygones and to try to accept those ugly dumb anti-vaxxed unmasked toad-nosed Yankee bastards into the United States, where many of them live. The reconciliations are short-lived, however, when a new gained-up virus accidentally escapes from Bob’s Love Shack Labs Inc. Fiddlegrift-23 could drastically alter the socio-economic dynamics of this planet, provided people believe it exists. Fortunately, everyone at the studios was wearing their protective penny plugs deep inside their private orifices, so they were all completely safe from the givins and receivins of this viral concoction.

Bob also is eager to take credit the new 2023 calendars (sorry Intern 2021) and is overcome by so many "breathtaking" landscapes. Please join us for this nostalgic look forward to the New Normal Year!

“This sentiment alone is enough to make a stuffed sow’s stomach spew its sucked-up sack similar to shootin’ stew straight outta sizzlin’ sissy.”

Episode 11: 1/8/2023

An absolutely "breathtaking" collection of this country's pristine beauty is gathered here in this year's 2023 calendar. Special thanks to all those who unknowingly and knowingly contributed to this project.

All proceeds from the calendars will go to identifying and treating those who suffer from "Gopher Cure Cell Friend-Eye", a rare medical condition in the United States.

DJ is back with his/her latest single. Once again, he/she urges all his/her fellow Sheoples to continue their compliances, so as to further appease the Globullies as we transition to the next, next unforeseen epidemic. DJ also extends a hearty congratulations for the impressive speed which the Constitution was vandalized in the crazed frenzy to selfishly save woolly hides from the Wuflu cold. Thanks be unto the Globully Bullhorns (AKA the FOX and the CNN) and those adorable sleepy Sheoples for helping to make this glorious pandemic possible! Flock on!!!

Long overdue, Bob take's a brief hiatus from all the worshipings of our Great Leaders and all those Self-Serving Underlings who helped make this Glorious Pandemic possible to pay homage to all the Sheoples who continue to go along with mainstream narratives, day after day after day...

From shootings to monkeys to non-existent chemtrails and fair elections in communist America, this episode guarantees to live up to the same high standards as other mainstream news programs. Special guest, Davy (or is it Doug?), will be at hand to answer all (or is it none?) of Bob's burning questions about Sheoples as well as debut his (or is it her?) latest single: "Simple Beats."

So come on, partner, take a break from nursing your vaccine injuries and join Bob for happy hour at the Amerirca farm!

"When tyranny becomes law compliance becomes the safest option." -Thomas Sheople.

Episode 10: 7/7/2022

Amerirca Bob takes a few moments to recount the joys and less joys of a relatively good year: 2021! Centi mental reflections abound, Bob pays tribute to 20 years of 911, newly released JFK documents, Governor Nuissance's recoil election, and to all the great leaders who have done so much this year to help America help them. At the same time, Bob calls out all them yankee criminals terrorizing our great cities, and of course those lowly vermin scum anti-vaxxers who can't get "it" through their thick skulls. After this episode undoubtably breaks You-Ought-to-Be Box records, not only does Bob expect to be reinstated in 2022 as a premium You-Ought-to-Be account holder but also as a new recruit into the Global Elite family. Leave the gates open Bill - this lonesome bronco is coming home!

"No refuge could save the hireling or slave from corporate bucks to made off your incidental grave."

Episode 8: 1/21/2022

The jubilee continues with a family jewel of a jamboree. If you were thinking about the one time that singing frog appeared in middle school then you almost guessed it...that's right! Plank-Eye Joe just wokes up from a coma after his freak accident with a vacuum. At last, the Amerircas can finally pay a proper homage to all those self-serving underlings who helped make this glorious pandemic possible. It's time to dust off the ole banji. Let the healing begin with the soothing sounds of the plucking strings...

"Land of the Free to serve China."

Episode 9: 3/13/2022

Amerirca Bob has some questions about the numbers. Thankfully Big Jim has unwillingly agreed to come help him with the maths. Together, they will prove something what mainstream media has known for many years: Covid is racist!!! Join Bob and Jim as they expose this virus supremacist and it’s mysterious role in democrazy.

“Taking a jab at freedom.”

Episode 7: 8/5/2021

Amerirca Bob is back for Round Two in this smorgasbord of acclaims and salutes to our great leaders. First and foremost, Bob wishes to wish special congratulations to our next Commander-in-Chief-to-be, whoever that will be.

In this heartfelt tribute, Bob breaks down the American election process into simple terms for all the Yankee viewers. Furthermore, Bob helps in the promotion of our great leaders' message by offering several new terms for the US Lexicon for Perceived Terror as well new Guidelines for Christmas so we can all have a healthy and safe holiday season.

"Ask not what you will not do for your country, ask what your country will do to you for not doing it."

Episode 4: 12/24/2020

Join Amerirca Bob this holiday as he celebrates Independence Daze in this nation of dwindling freedoms! It’s fantastical fun-filled fireballs of fanfare for this unforgettable forgettable USPOT and his new administration. All hail this latest handsome face of Commutocracy!

“Bombs bursting in air gave proof the flag was made in China.”

Episode 6: 7/4/2021

Grab your tissues for this heart wrenching episode. Today, Bob confronts the untimely death of his father, Bob Sr. Sr., due to the latest manufactured strain: CO-VID-109. The unforeseen epidemic strikes home as Bob reminisces about his timeless and lovable pops. Bob also opens up about the dangers of this mysterious illness and what steps we can all take to ensure the survival of our most precious resource: our great and moral leaders.

“Proud to serve the armed forces of forcing services into the arm.”

Episode 5: 1/9/2021

Amerirca Bob recounts his recent encounter with a violent anti-vaxxer. Despite the travesty of this unprovoked and heinous crime, this patriot draws strength from the banner of freedom AND also from his newfound faith -- offering sentiments of love and peace for all, especially for those who don't associate with anti-vaxxers. In this episode, Bob also takes time to 1) summarize uncensored essentials for all those liberals too lazy to watch the official reports, 2) breakdown advanced systems of measurement for our struggling Yankee viewers, and 3) pay tribute to our great leaders' commitment to ensuring normalcy during the new normal.

Warning: this video contains highly disturbing images of Bob's attacker and the shocking events that followed. Viewer discretion is strongly advised.

"Free to be proud to salute the red, white, and blue!"
(But just to be clear, not the red, white, and blue of the UK or Slovenia or North Korea or Russia or Norway or Samoa or any of the others neither.)

Episode 2: 10/4/2020

Amerirca Bob's first video in a 54 part mini-series on the current state of affairs. This ole time anti-anti-vaxxer musters up patience and tolerance for all those dumb anti-vaxxers. Bob also broaches the topics of censorship whining, corona saviors, and advanced American mathematics.

"Free to be Proud to be Free"

Episode 1: 9/12/2020

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