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Written by my daughter Amanda. She was 12 years old at the time, and I was teaching her how to write a song. She came to me with an idea, of which I was impressed with. I then suggested that she add a bridge and a course to the song. I gave her examples of different rhymes to use of which she used all of my suggestions. I laid down all of the backing tracks and recorded her vocals. I sang some harmony vocals to the bridge and the chorus. The entire recording process took about two hours.

An example of crisis actors being used in the news

Song idea that needs help with lyrics, preferably in Spanish. Any ideas greatly appreciated

I don’t know what movie this is from, but it’s a fairly accurate description of our reality.

SANFORD & SON was one of my favorite shows on the Television Brainwashing Machine. This was back in the day when we could laugh at ourselves, unlike today where everyone is offended. This show was about as racist as it could be, but it was hilarious. The creator is unknown, I just had to share it.

Some on road humor

A joke for those who participate in the political system.

Stumbled across this bit of information which makes good sense.

My daughters Papa has passed on and she asked me to make a slide show in his honor.

Canada’s criminal health minister. Total propaganda for the brain-dead masses

Who says I don’t have the Christmas Spirit?
I saw this on Max Egan’s pod cast & just had to share it. Thought some of you would get a kick out of it.

Yolo Puto shows his racist side by telling a non-politically correct joke. Starring Artamus Gordon as Yolo Puto

Yolo Puto is at it again with the bad jokes, but this is a clean, wholesome joke for the whole family. Starring Artamus Gordon as Yolo Puto.

Yolo Puto has another bad joke in really bad taste.
Starring Artamus Gordon as Yolo Puto

Yolo Puto tell’s some really bad jokes that aren’t funny, but it’s really funny to watch him laugh at his own jokes.
Starring Artamus Gordon as Yolo Puto.

Joke time with your host Yolo Puto of The Late Night Insight. This time Yolo Puto may have crossed the line with this bad joke that’s in very bad taste. A re-upload that previously wouldn’t play

My Two Most Favorite Jokes
True story and the inspiration for the video.
After the summer of 1976, I bought my first car. I was 16 and the car was too much for a 16 year old kid, but she was mine and I took her everywhere to show off the beauty lines of her 65 body. She had dish-slot mags with larger rims on the rear, custom chrome side pipe exhaust that made beautiful music of that 389 Detroit engine, with headers and custom carburetor. She sounded awesome and was a beauty to look at both outside and inside as well, with her black Pontiac vinyl racing bucket seats, wood trimmed dash and center console which sported the stock Hurst Linkage with T-handle shifter and racing gears, topped off with the GTO Racing Logo adorned both inside and out. She was the first of the muscle cars, a head-turner and she never lost a race.

On the weekends we paraded around on all the Cruise Strips proudly. Close to home in Monterey, the happing place to be was cruising on Calle Principal between Jefferson and Franklin. There’s a duel level parking structure we’d turn around in, check out girls and rev our engines. The City Council and police did their best to disrupt the kids from cruising with various tactics. One such tactic was to alternate the street from a two-way, to one-way, then change the direction, then back the other direction, two-way half-way and so on. One time on a weeknight with nothing to do and no cruise happening, I went cruising anyway. As I made my circle in the parking structure as usual, upon exiting I failed to notice they changed the lane directions again. The officer that was watching for the next sucker to fall for their little trap, had no problem spotting me in my hot-rod and didn’t hesitate to light me up.

Here’s where the jokes come in to play. The officer asked for license and registration followed by routine questioning. He asked where I was coming from and I told him from the airport. He then asked if I had flown in from somewhere else and I said “Yes, and boy are my arms tired”. (Joke 1.) He didn’t get it at first and was caught off guard momentarily, but wasn’t amused when he figured out I was being a Smart Alec. He then asked me if I knew why I was being pulled over and not knowing why I said no. He said “When you came out of the parking garage didn’t you see the arrows?”. I don’t know why, but I just couldn’t help myself and I quickly replied “What arrows? I didn’t even see the Indians”. (Joke 2.) Well, he was caught off guard again, but due to my ridiculously over animated response, he was able to figure out this one much quicker than the other one and angrily barked for me to get out of the car. So I got out and took the butt chewing that I deserved. After more than 30 minutes or so he finally let me go. He cussed me out pretty good from what I remember, but he never gave me a ticket.

Deep down inside, I think he thought the jokes were funny, he just couldn’t let anyone know.

Electronic music created using the GarageBand app on the iPhone 13+. Derived from a previous composition that was lost, hence the name. Composed and preformed
Artamus Gordon

The title explains this mess perfectly. It’s doubtful it could be used for anything other than to torture whoever is forced to listen to it. The only reason I’m going to publish it is because of the ridiculous amount of time I wasted creating this piece of garbage. I’ll probably end up tossing it in the trash where it belongs.
COMPLETE DISASTER
Experimental Music for
The TST21 Channel
(The Schock Treatment)
Exclusively on BitChute
Composed and preformed by
Accident

Etymology
Experimental music for TST21
The Schock Treatment Channel
Exclusively on BitChute
Composed and preformed by
Artamus Gordon

Tips for the amateur getting into the baking craze. Gotta dig those crazy eyelashes!

The Trail Ride Band at Phil’s Fish Market in Moss Landing Califorina. David Ford, Peter Hicks and Artamus Gordon singing the Son’s Of The Pioneers hit “Cool, Clear, Water”

In memory of Peter Hicks of The Trail Ride Band who left us much too early. Here’s Peter singing the Bob Wills classic “Roly-Poly”

A repost with boosted sound. Experimental music with apocalyptic scenes as a backdrop. Commissioned exclusively for TST21 The Schock Treatment Channel on BitChute
DemonRats
Composed and preformed by Artamus Gordon

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