the Mamas & the Pepes

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A loving parody of "American Pie" by Don McLean (c) 1971
Lyrics by Semmelweis
Performed by the Mamas & the Pepes

A long long time ago, I can still remember how the Donald
used to make me smile
And I knew if he had a chance
He’d adopt a hardline stance
And maybe we’d be fashy, for awhile

But February made me shiver, with every COVID test delivered
Fake News on the doorstep, I couldn’t take one more step
I can’t remember if I sighed when I read about Uyghur Genocide
But something touched me deep inside
The day – the MAGA – died

So bye-bye Orange Celebrity Guy
Drove the masses to the fasces but the fasces weren’t tied
Them Proud old Boys got taken for a long ride
Singin’ this’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day that I die

Did you read Art of the Deal
And do you have faith in Stop the Steal
If the grifters tell you so
And do you believe in Q-anon And white hats in the Pentagon
And can you teach me how to TWEET real slow

Well I know that you’re in love with B
Cuz I saw you move the Embassy
You both kicked off your shoes Man you dig those Israeli Jews

I was a lonely Gen X Bronkaid buck
With a MAGA hat and a pick-up truck
But I knew I was out of luck The day the MAGA died

I started singin, bye bye Orange Celebrity Guy
Drove the masses to the fasces but the fasces weren't tied
Those Proud old Boys got taken for a long ride
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Now for four years, we’ll be on our own
And moss grows fat on Roger Stone
But that’s not how it used to be
When the frogs tweeted for the King and Queen
With techno anime Roman memes
And a voice that came from you and me

and while the King was looking down
The shitlibs stole his golden crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No fraud was overturned!

And while Bernie read a book on Marx
Antifa camped out in the park
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the MAGA died

We were singin' bye-bye Orange Celebrity Guy
Drove the masses to the fasces but the fasces weren’t tied
Them Proud old Boys got taken for a long ride
Singin’ this’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day that I die

Oh, and there we were all in one place
A generation lost in space
With no time left to start again
So come on, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack Flash sat on a candlestick
'Cause fire is the devil's only friend

And as I watched him concede on stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in Hell
Could break that Satan spell
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To mark the death knell of the Right
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the MAGA died

I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away

Good night, Sweet Prince

*2017*

S – P – L – C Hate Map!
We’ll shut you up if we want to, your speech must be approved,
‘cause we made a HATE MAP and you’re on the HATE MAP
And we’ll find you if you move.

We put our cash where we want to, we’re a 501(c)(3)
We can incite violence, ensure media violence
And pretend to fight bigotry

We can hate – with a MAP!

We can lie if we want to, the narrative belongs to us
You know that we’ll abuse it, we’re never gonna lose it
We’re the only ones you can trust

We can do what we want to, we can shut your website down
We’ll deplatform you, we might even sue
And your donors can’t help you now

We can HATE! We can MAP!
The narrative’s in our control.
We can HATE! We can MAP!
We’re doin’ it from pole to pole
We can HATE! We can MAP!
We put your address on the MAP!
We can HATE! We can MAP!
Everybody’s on the MAP … HATE MAP
HATE MAP!
SPLC HATE MAP!

(Originally written & recorded in 2017, this live version was captured 1/17/2020 during our performance on WAC's Friday Unplugged Now with Hiraeth)

On the day it all falls and there are no more walls,
Where do you think you’re gonna be?

Do you think you’ll be protected when we all go K-selected
And resources are no longer free?
You can keep your slogans, ‘cause there’s no money for Dem programs
And you’re overcome with diversity

Ooo – Ha, Ooo – Ha, Ooo – Ha, Oo-Ha, Oo – Ha
PEPE!

Hate has no home here – that’s not who we are
When the grid goes down and the looter come around,
Where do you think you’re gonna be?

Ooo – Ha, Ooo – Ha, Ooo – Ha, Oo-Ha, Oo – Ha
PEPE!

It’s a heightened state of being when you become Roof Korean
And you shout it out SHADILAY

Ooo – Ha, Ooo – Ha, Ooo – Ha, Oo-Ha, Oo – Ha
PEPE!
Ooo – Ha, Ooo – Ha, Ooo – Ha, Oo-Ha, Oo – Ha
PEPE!

I know you’ll be lonely this Christmas
And you know, I’ll be lonely too
But something’s in the air—
They say it’s everywhere—
BUT I don’t want a Christmas without you!

Cuz I’m dreamin’ of a Quarantine-free Christmas
I’m dreaming of a Christmas with you
I’m dreamin’ of a Quarantine-free Christmas
With NO ONE, tellin’ me what to do

No hot cocoa - no mistletoe – your electric train will not go
HO – HO – HO HO – HO – OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Cuz I’m dreamin’ of a Quarantine-free Christmas
I’m dreaming of a Christmas with you
I’m dreamin’ of a Quarantine-free Christmas
With NO ONE, tellin’ me what to do

Written March 2017

MAGA Man, MAGA Man, how long has it been
Long past time that you and I Made America Great Again
MAGA Man, MAGA Man, Steppe Barbarian
Let's Make America Great Again

Deep State surveillance of everything we do
And through it all the CIA sees all...

MAGA Man, MAGA Man, how long has it been
Long past time that you and I Made America Great Again
MAGA Man, MAGA Man, Freedom's Only Friend
Let's Make America Great Again

Never-ending immigration, invaders at the gate
And unelected judges let them in...

MAGA Man, MAGA Man, how long has it been
Long past time that you and I Made America Great Again
MAGA Man, MAGA Man, Upright Citizen
Let's Make America Great Again

"Hate has no home here"
"Diversity is our strength"
And we know who funds riots in the street...

MAGA Man, MAGA Man, how long has it been
Long past time that you and I Made America Great Again
MAGA Man, MAGA Man, Upright Citizen
Let's Make America Great Again
Let's make America Great Again

FROM THE VAULT:
Recorded on an iPhone 6 on May 23, 2017
98% of words by @PA_01 on Gab

Usury, Sodomy, Abortion
That’s what the USA’s about
If the terms of service
Make you nervous
It’s too bad you can’t opt out

Usury, sodomy, abortion
That’s what my grandfather died for
Salute Old Glory
And change the story
Turning lies into law

Usury, sodomy, abortion
That’s what the USA stands for
Ruled by perverts
‘Cause we deserve it
Our democracy wants more

USA! USA! USA! USA!

Usury, sodomy, abortion
Usury, sodomy, abortion
Usury, sodomy, abortion

When We Win
by Mama P

When we win, the doors will opened for our brothers --
Our sisters --will be welcomed in
When we win, the embrace we offer will be genuine, we are kin

When we win, the offer is open, another chance to begin
When we win, forgiveness is divine, and loyalty is prized

BUT
When we win, we will draw the line
When we win, we will not waste time:
unite with your kind
repent for past crimes
or get out and try to find
your comrades lacking humility/ brimming with the ability/ to shelter your fragility/
and revel in your stupidity/
…as they watch you dig your grave…

When we win, there will be no dissension from within
When we win, the future will re-begin

YOU GOTTA GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM

REPORT ILLEGAL ALIENS!
ICE HOTLINE 1-866-DHS-2ICE
(1-866-347-2423)

Cover of America's "The Last Unicorn" from the 1982 movie.

Listen to more amalec here: https://soundcloud.com/amalecab

You're one of my kind...

(This is a parody of Wall of Voodoo's "Mexican Radio" with updated lyrics from Heartiste.)

I see the beaners on the corner
And the grime of a world with no borders
I leave my town and check the neighbors
I leave again when it’s full of invaders
I hear the rhythms of ranchera
I plug my ears but it’s in my cabeza
I hear the talking of the lawn guy
Can’t understand but he’s 5 bucks a day

We’re in a Mexican colony
We’re in a Mexican whoa-EE colony

I look around and see invasion
They talk about a new globalist nation
I understand more than a little
Yo comprende, my vote is whittled

We’re in a Mexican colony
We’re in a Mexican whoa-EE colony
We’re in a Mexican colony
We’re in a Mexican whoa-EE colony

I wish I was with Bernie Sanders
Living with folk who are mannered
I’d sneer at rednecks in haughty tones
And keep the riff raff far from home
MS-13 is round the corner
The south has moved to north of the border
I hear the talking from the Beltway
Can’t understand they must live far away

We’re in a Mexican colony
We’re in a Mexican whoa-EE colony
We’re in a Mexican colony
We’re in a Mexican whoa-EE colony
Mexico El Norte
Mexico El Norte
Mexico El Norte
Mexico El Norte
We’re in a Mexican colony
We’re in a Mexican whoa-EE colony
We’re in a Mexican colony
We’re in a Mexican whoa-EE colony
Colony colony
Where is my say?

It's the time of year when the leaves are turnin' red
Beauty all around, but you can't step outside yer head

Digging down for something to fill your empty soul
When you find there's nothing there: Destruction is your goal

If it weren't for BAD FAITH
you'd have no faith at all
LOW TRUST – WE MUST
Take it back or LOSE IT ALL
Stop drinking from this poisoned well

Wake up, take a look in the mirror if you can
You smug bastards taking down an innocent white man

Keep your blinders on just try to even up the score
and you wonder why we think you pussy hats want war?

If it weren't for BAD FAITH
you'd have no faith at all
LOW TRUST – WE MUST
Take it back or LOSE IT ALL
Stop drinking from this poisoned well

TAKE IT BACK OR LOSE IT ALL
TAKE IT BACK OR LOSE IT ALL
TAKE IT BACK OR LOSE IT ALL
TAKE IT BACK OR LOSE IT ALL

Welcome to GHOST TOWN
there's no one around
'cept me and my voice
I have no choice
But I will not frown
here in my GHOST TOWN
They say it's safe this way

So this is the new world
outsiders have unfurled
it crashed like a wave
we're drowning today

Welcome to GHOST TOWN
there's no one around
'cept me and my voice
I have no choice
We're on all lockdown
here in my GHOST TOWN
Inside another DAY

→ Almost out of time (they say)
the end of the line (someday)
We'll be fine away... We'll be fine away, ay, ayyyyy


Welcome to GHOST TOWN
there's no one around
'cept me and my voice
BUT I have a choice
I'm not gonna back down
here in my GHOST TOWN
cuz I'm leaving today

Welcome to GHOST TOWN
let's gather around
just follow my voice
we have a choice
We're not gonna back down
here in this GHOST TOWN
let's hit the road today!

If you only knew how bad things really are
How we've come unglued we've fallen so far
You might deny reality
or maybe pretend that you can't see
that EVERYTHING'S GAY
Everything's gay
Everything's infected, and the gay won't go away.

If you only knew how bad things really are
all that you've seen can't be unseen
So don't deny reality
and don't pretend this is how it has to be

EVERYTHING'S GAY
EVERYTHING'S GAY
EVERYTHING'S GAY
EVERYTHING'S GAY

Everything's gay
EVERYTHING'S GAY
Everything's infected, and the gay won't go away.
Everything's infected, and the gay won't go away.

Ebola is not how I roll-a
I thought I toldya
I wanna big bowl-a
BAT SOUP
BAT SOUP

[unintelligible]

Ebola is not how I roll-a
I thought I toldya
I wanna big bowl-a
BAT SOUP
BAT SOUP

*some clips of gentle and lovely bat care are from a YT channel "megabattie". They are a wonderful bat rescue/vet group in Australia.

-here it comes-
Every year 'round this time you'll hear the sound
It's time for them bombs to rain on down

Yea, it's time for the Ramadan Bombathon
Strapped to your chest
Hidden in your vest
plunger in your hand
GOOD-BYE, MAN

If they ain't hit ya yet, well there's still time
but them 72 virgins won't wait for long

Yea, it's time for the Ramadan Bombathon
Gotta beat your best
Cousin got the rest
and now you're blessed
GOOD-BYE, MA

Ra-ra-ra-ra-RAMADAN
Bomb-bomb-bomb-bomb-BOMB-a-thon

Ra-ra-ra-ra-RAMADAN
You got me rockin' and reelin'
Bleeding in the streets now

RAMADAN
Bomb-bomb-bomb-BOMB-a-thon

Are you ready for the riots of the summer
Are you ready for your city to burn
Are you ready for the looting and the shooting
Are you ready for suburbia's turn

Burning, Burning, and the highways are
blocked, blocked, blocked, blocked
blocked, blocked, blocked, blocked

Burning, Burning, getting
shot, shot, shot, shot
shot, shot, shot, shot

The crime stats tell a story
no one wants to hear

Are you ready for the riots of the summer
Are you ready for white cops to get the blame
Are you ready for Facebook profile filters
Are you ready—it's always the same

Burning, Burning, and the highways are
blocked, blocked, blocked, blocked
blocked, blocked, blocked, blocked

Burning, Burning, getting
shot, shot, shot, shot
shot, shot, shot, shot

The crime stats tell a story
no one wants to hear

welcome to the occupation
time to eat the bugs (eat the bugs)
ritual humiliation
numb it up with drugs (take the drugs)
‘til you get the hang of the new rules

Eat the bugs, eat the bugs
Eat the bugs, eat the bugs
Eat the bugs, eat the bugs

welcome to the new inversion
your culture’s obsolete (obsolete)
addicted to a new perversion
you are what you eat (what you eat)
soon you'll get the hang of the new rules

buh buh buh buh bugs bugs bugs …
time to eat the bugs, eat the bugs
time to eat the bugs, eat the bugs

welcome to the occupation
time to eat the bugs (eat the bugs)
mandatory chemical castration
In the name of love (name of love)
Soon you’ll get the hang of the new rules

buh buh buh buh bugs bugs bugs …
time to eat the bugs, eat the bugs
time to eat the bugs, eat the bugs

It's been 7 hours and 15 days since they shut my Twitter down
I go on Facebook and scroll my day away, since they shut my Twitter down

But now I found Gab I can write whatever I want-- I can say controversial things
I can make my memes on a screen on KEK.GG

But nothing, I said nothing just makes me smile like Gab
cuz Nothing Compares-- NOTHING COMPARES 2 GAB

I was so lonely when I first got banned, like a bird without a song
I thought that nothing could stop my tears from falling
Tell me Gabby, why'd I wait so long?

I could make new accounts but Jack would still no it's me
and Twitter would just ban those, too

I asked Andrew Torba and guess what he told me? Guess what he told me?
He said, "Girl you gotta try to speak freely on Gab, no matter what you say!"
I said, "Okay" and now Nothing Compares-- NOTHING COMPARES 2 GAB

Nothing Compares-- NOTHING COMPARES 2 GAB

*all artwork by Shannon Montague

Parody of “American Girl” by Tom Petty (c) 1977
Lyrics by Heartiste: https://gab.com/Heartiste
Recorded by the Mamas & the Pepes 2017

Well she was a Globalist girl
Raised on Facebook Likes
She couldn’t stop screwing her way
Through a dreary nightlife
Snapchatted
After all it was a safe sex world
With lots of cafes to drink at
Yeah, and if she had to raw
Dog it, she had one conception
She would never keep
Oh yeah, all right
Take a selfie baby
Fake a pose all night
She was a Globalist girl
Well Harry Potter gifs make her night
She sat alone in her cubicle
Yeah she could hear her eggs go dry
Out of love for anyone
Hashtag: Marriage out of reach
And for one desperate Tinder match
She swiped right on a PUA
God it’s so shameful
Grad school and three dose
Xanax Salon and Buzzfeed
Oh yeah, all right
Charge your sex toy baby
Check your phone all night
She was a Globalist girl

Parody of “Surrender” by Cheap Trick
(C) 1979 Epic Records, a division of Sony Music Entertainment

mother told me yes she told me liberals hate our guts
she also told me stay away from cities and bad schools
just the other day I heard that three more cops been shot
why even desegregate if this never stops?

mommy's alt right daddy's alt right they jus seem a little weird
remember remember
it didn't have to be this way – way-- AYY

the election won't have mattered if the wall’s not built
the motivation of the nation? insincere white guilt

get the funding for dem programs but don't deport a soul
revising our history--one world order is the goal

mommy's alt right daddy's alt right they jus seem a little weird
remember remember
it didn't have to be this way – way-- AYY

Whatever happened to political promises made to all of us?
Every time I got to thinking Republicans are all cucks

But when I woke up the ANTIFA were all running to hide
The dissident squad of the right has helped us turn the tide!

mommy's alt right daddy's alt right they jus seem a little weird
remember remember
it didn't have to be this way
mommy's alt right daddy's alt right they jus seem a little weird
remember remember
it didn't have to be this way – way—AYY
WE’RE ALL ALT-RIGHT! WE’RE ALL ALT-RIGHT!

Well, I've been an edge lord since I was a lad
And even saluted an ill-fated flag
But I changed my ways now that I have matured
And I'm happy to say my BAD OPTICS are cured

And it's NO, NAY, NEVER
No nay never no more
we'll display the BAD OPTICS, no never no more

I took a trip back to my old hometown
and lo and behold – the children are brown!
I'm wonderin' where all the white people went
This is the goal of the GREAT REPLACEMENT

And it's NO, NAY, NEVER
No nay never no more
we'll display the BAD OPTICS, no never no moree

We're told we are free, though we run and hide
from the global pan-opticon's unblinking eye
so Boot up the laptop, delete all your memes
Because you are white and you can't be redeemed

And it's NO, NAY, NEVER
No nay never no more
we'll display the BAD OPTICS, no never no more

So stay out of the daylight, keep the flags out of site
But ne'er 'pologize for being FISH BELLY WHITE
Time in the sun and my skin gets scorched
So I'll wait until evening with my tiki torch

And it's NO, NAY, NEVER
No nay never no more
we'll display the BAD OPTICS, no never no more

And it's NO, NAY, NEVER
No nay never no more
we'll display the BAD OPTICS, no never no more

Victory will be ours
the future is in the stars
INTERGALACTIC FASCIST
INTERGALACTIC FASCIST

Infinite galaxies
we bend space and time as we please
INTERGALACTIC FASCIST
INTERGALACTIC FASCIST

On a secret base on the moon
the children have plenty of room
INTERGALACTIC FASCIST
INTERGALACTIC FASCIST

The future is in the stars
Victory will be ours
INTERGALACTIC FASCIST
INTERGALACTIC FASCIST

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