Chernobyl ni🅱️🅱️as seething rn.

If you called Joe Biden he would pin the problem on you.

Female Filthy Frank.

13 percent.

If you don't understand this we can't be friends😤

Emotional damage!

🤖 B A S T A R D 🤖

Dammit, it's so retarded it's funny.

Putin, I say this as your friend, you've changed🥺

Honestly if someone called me a "vanilla gorilla" in public I'd probably just burst out laughing.

I want to get into Warhammer but I'm not exactly sure where to start.

That is the sound of raw, unbridled terror.

Randy's job? When did site manager make it his job? That's always been my job!

Activate caveman brain!

Song is "It Has To Be This Way".

From Michigan, can confirm, the state just removed life support systems because they became a liability.

Me probably within the next year judging by the current state of the world.

Good to know, I will be sure to never drop a Mentos into a beer.

Unfathomably based.

Don't you dare disrespect the giant by comparing him to Nikocado Avocado!

Do my waifus count?

If you made a series in the animation style of bowling alley screens with the same amount of randomness it could win an Emmy.

*Hops on Siege*
Wait a minute, I hate Siege!

I would be offended at how small-minded that cop is.

"It will be 911 times 2356"