When I was 17
I drank a very good beer
it was a very good beer I purchased with a fake id
my name was Brian Mcgee
I stayed up listening to Queen
when I was 17...

Pure insanity brought to you by two dangerously insane people.

AMEN!!!

French English
Des yeux qui font baisser les miens A gaze that make me lower my own
Un rire qui se perd sur sa bouche A laugh that is lost on his lips -
Voila le portrait sans retouches That is the un-retouched portrait
De l'homme auquel j'appartiens Of the man to whom I belong
Quand il me prend dans ses bras When he takes me into his arms
Il me parle l'a tout bas He speaks to me softly
Je vois la vie en rose And I see life through rose-colored glasses
Il me dit des mots d'amour He speaks words of love to me
Des mots de tous les jours They are every day words
Et ça m' fait quelque chose And they do something to me
Il est entré dans mon coeur He has entered into my heart
Une part de bonheur A bit of happiness
Dont je connais la cause That I know the cause of
C'est lui pour moi It's only him for me
Moi pour lui dans la vie And me for him, for life
Il me l'a dit, l'a jure pour la vie He told me, he swore to me, for life
Et, dès que je l'aperçois As soon as I notice him
Alors je sens en moi I feel inside me
Mon coeur qui bat My heart beating
Des nuits d'amour à plus en finir Endless nights of love
Un grand bonheur qui prend sa place Bring great happiness
Les ennuis, les chagrins, s'effacent The pain and bothers fade away
Heureux, heureux à mourir Happy, so happy I could die
Quand il me prend dans ses bras When he takes me into his arms
Il me parle tout bas He speaks to me softly
Je vois la vie en rose And I see life through rose-colored glasses
Il me dit des mots d'amour He speaks words of love to me
Des mots de tout les jours They are every day words
Et ça m' fait quelque chose And they do something to me
Il est entré dans mon coeur He has entered into my heart
Une part de bonheur A bit of happiness
Dont je connais la cause That I know the cause of
C'est lui pour moi It's only him for me
Moi pour lui dans la vie And me for him, for life
Il me l'a dit, l'a jure pour la vie He told me, he swore to me, for life
Et, dès que je l'apercois As soon as I notice him
Alors je sens en moi I feel inside me
Mon coeur qui bat My heart beating

You better do your homework kids or dork Brandon's gonna come out from under your bed and sniff you to death...

Don't think just because I got a lot of money,
I'll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey
Fulfill all your wishes
with my taco-flavored kisses
--Hennifer Lopez

Fastest way to make me hate your band: name it "Television"
Great band though.

For those of you out there with boxes full of Pepe, we salute you! 07

Harrison, Petty, Lynne, Dylan, Orbison
If this combination of names doesn't leave you rock hard you aint human.

My favorite song from this spectacular group. From the album "Unknown Pleasures".

You might wanna sit down for this one and grab a trash bag to squirt into.

Assholes with meat never tasted so good.

A Duran Duran side project spinoff band of sorts.

Top-tier autism from the album "Mule Variations"

Mom and dad reeeeaaallllly should've spaced out those vaccinations...

A classic from my childhood, catchy too.

A stellar punk album by oldheads of hip hop.

0:00 Brand New
1:24 Deal With It
3:21 Believe Me
4:40 Mae West Orgy
5:24 Carland Stole My Beer
6:25 I Aint Got Change For the Bus
7:46 Oy Vey Karate
9:05 Kickin' and Bustin'

Earl Scruggs running a long train with 6 gorillion other dudes

Eminem's 1st album was a masterwork. Wtf happened?! The rest of his catalog and the implosion of his talent is a tragedy rivaled only by the explosion of the challenger shuttle in 1986.