Brownie Turtle

Bruce the Shark is home alone, and he is messing up the high scores of the Turtle family's video games while they are away on vacation. He did not mean to do this, but he is a shark and not used to playing video games. He does like that the main character has swords, bow and arrows though, as they are shark objects, like his teeth. 'Merica!

Brownie wanted to tell everyone that Game of Thrones always sucked, and if you wasted time watching that garbage, you wasted your life. Instead, Brownie Turtle shows off his last books from Turtle University in La Jolla, California before he heads back from Spring Break. He is studying mathematics, biology, and ceramics for art work. Once again, he also cautions people to read books, as TV rots your brain. Get outside, and stop playing video games and drinking soda. Brownie Turtle's cousin Rusty Ripsaw Turtle is looking at Brownie's books, and still wearing his Bowser type spiked backpack. 'Merica!

Maroon Squid, the clone of Red Squid went violent again as Brownie Turtle and Octa were re-creating government experiments on their psychic abilities. This is why you never trust clones, they go crazy, have tendencies of rage, and are unpredictable. Red Squid pulled out a knife and a spoon, what was he thinking. Luckily, Octa had a 1911 problem solver handy. Don't mess with cloning, ever!

Brownie Turtle and Octa are going to try some psycho, or psychic experiments they learned about on Red Squid and his clone Maroon Squid. Supposedly the United States government conducted experiments on twins and psychic ability. Project Stargate was also for remote viewing and MKUltra is some weird stuff too. Anyway, Brownie decides to try this with the squid, but thinks it is bunk. The government probably wasted millions on this type of stuff.

Brownie Turtle did not want people to just think he was just being fed Communist crap books while at Turtle University, near La Jolla, California. After all, it is Turtle University and not Berkely! (Brownie is contemplating doing a year at Turtle University, Hawaii, but has heard that they do not like Haole sea turtles, but his cousin Rusty Ripsaw Turtle, a native of Hawaii said he should be alright.) So he is showing a military history book, a book about sharks in the Puget Sound, and Walden, Or Life in the Woods. Read more books, because TV rots your brain!

Brownie Turtle wants to show off some of the books he has read at Turtle University. George Orwell's 1984 and Animal Farm are on the list. 1984 is about a draconian surveillance state that spies on your every move, sort of like the United States today with XKeyscore. Then Animal Farm is about a bunch of communist animals that need to go on a helicopter ride. Last, there is The Catcher in the Rye, that tells the reader to lash out and do hedonistic things and may be brainwashing people into becoming school shooters. Read these books with caution.

Brownie Turtle is home for Spring Break from Turtle University in La Jolla, California. He heard about a problem with the Global Positioning System receivers and how they may not work due to a Y2K type rollover without software updates. The last one was in 1999. Well the handheld units they tried work fine, but some airliners had some problems with their GPS receivers, delaying flights and causing some maintenance issues. Being sea creatures, the Turtle and Bruce the shark do not need GPS to get around. Gumby might, but then, he is also made of clay.

Rusty Ripsaw Turtle wants to share a book about the WWII USS Bowfin submarine that sank Japanese warships, and is currently a museum in his native Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. He found a book about its history and wanted to show the BitChute community. Bruce the Shark is reading a book on Devils Tower, Wyoming, and picked it out because the squid are often called "red devils" and this sounded like a cool book name. Gumby is reading "The Art of War" which is a classic Chinese book on warfare, and is still taught in many military circles. However, what makes the U.S. military the strongest in the world is that they are unpredictable, and empowered to make split second decision in many cases. This is contrary to the Germans for example, that will write a book in peacetime about their tactics and then follow it to the letter in the next war they start. Luckily, General Patton read Rommel's books before he fought them in North Africa. Read more books, because TV rots your brain. 'Merica!

Rusty Ripsaw Turtle, Gumby, and Bruce the shark show off two wind up radios they like to take with them when camping. Bruce has a Baygen S360 and Gumby has a Grundig FR-200. Both are great radios that work without batteries, as they can work on their wind up function alone. The Baygen S360 does have a rechargeable battery inside, but can work even if this is dead. Great to have when you are out and about in the woods or wilderness. Although books are still preferred, but radio is still a little better than television. 'Merica, and guns, and radios.

Rusty Ripsaw Turtle describes how he and his friends, frustrated at the government taking away Octa's tattoo parlor, decided to exact some revenge. Well they are new to the hacking arena, and instead of P0wning the IRS, they managed to mess up social media instead. Sorry everyone. Rusty also states that the government should not tax Octa into oblivion and give him his tattoo parlor back. 'Merica!

Rusty Ripsaw Turtle gave his friends Gumby and Bruce tactical mugs with AR15 handles and rails on them. However, Gumby got his leg stuck in his, while Bruce the shark chipped some teeth on the tough aluminum rails. These are great mugs, but be careful, they may hurt your teeth or get your foot stuck. These mugs come with rails on three sides, but they can be sharp, so with an AR15 handle on one rail, Rusty put Knight's Armament rail covers on the other two rails for his friends mugs. Still Bruce took one off and messed up his teeth. Luckily sharks grow rows of teeth, so it isn't a problem for him. People on the other hand, be careful.

Rusty Ripsaw Turtle describes what is known in the military community as a "technical," or a normal vehicle modified into a gun truck or weapon system. Here, Gumby has his UTV with a Navy flag on the brush guard, an American flag waving from the roof rack, and his problem solver mounted on top. Bruce the shark is going for the "Sharknado" look on his Dodge Ram pickup truck with infrared compatible flag and beacon mounted. Both have a bright pink VS-17 panel, which is a reversible pink/orange panel to alert aircraft to friendlies on the ground. Rusty is also wearing his spiked backpack, which he uses when he wants to look more intimidating, like video game turtles that have spikes on their shells.

TV rots your brain, so Brownie Turtle, his cousin Rusty Ripsaw Turtle, and Gumby, recommend that you read books instead. Books allow you to use your brain and expand your capabilities, while television is propaganda, and often used to control the masses while making them dumber. Gumby is reading a book about codes and how to break them, as it is important to know how codes and encryption are used in our technology. Brownie reads a book about spy satellites, such as those controlled by the National Reconnaissance Organization (NRO) and other federal government agencies within the United States. Rusty Ripsaw Turtle is reading a book on how to make his own gun powder, as it is sometimes important to know how to make this for yourself, he also forgot to turn off his old VIP IR beacon that is set to emit green light while underwater, so his former team mates know where he is while swimming. He sometimes does that after he goes for a swim, as it was ingrained into him when he was going through military training and operations. I sometimes borrow it to find my cephalopod friends in the deep dark ocean, as they are attracted to the light. Anyway, read more books this winter!

Rusty Ripsaw Turtle is new to the snow thing, as he is from Hawaii. He does not like it since it is cold. It makes him mess up which website he is uploading this to, since he can't think in cold weather. Turtles are reptiles and do not like the cold, and snow. Rusty and Brownie Turtle's cephalopod friends love the snow and cold weather though.

Rusty Ripsaw Turtle and his friend Gumby are looking at their JBL Mini Carbine spear gun. They use this for fishing. Yes, sea turtles eat fish, and this is their type of hunting. They use spear guns, or sometimes Rusty uses his military issue dive knife. For dark water use, a Pelican waterproof flashlight may need to be added. If you have a speargun, just be sure to not use them against any sea turtles. We are protected species, and only fight in defense of ourselves and others. Then there is that whole ninja "Turtle Power" thing too.

Many countries have effective border security, and you may be captured or shot for crossing a border without authorization. It is important to know where the borders of countries, counties, and cities are for this reason, and for land ownership and legal jurisdictions. Brownie Turtle learns about escape and evasion charts from his cousin Rusty Ripsaw Turtle, from a map he carried during his time in the military. Good thing Rusty knew where he was and where the borders were, when he was in Southwest Asia. He also has his VIP IR/green beacon light on his right flipper, and a replica trench knife he received as a gift from his younger cousin Brownie Turtle. 'Merica!

Brownie Turtle made his Christmas shopping easier this year by buying all of his friends replica World War One (WWI) trench knives. His cousin Rusty Ripsaw Turtle did the same, so now they each have their own trench knife. Turtles are tough reptiles, but are not always the smartest creatures, and they sometimes seem to think a lot alike. Although, they are American turtles and support everyone's right to have weapons, arms, and anything else, including trench knives. 'Merica!

Rusty Ripsaw Turtle made his Christmas shopping easier for himself this year, by getting every one of his friends the same thing, a replica trench knife. These are replicas of knives that were issued to military troops in World War One (WWI). The original was a triangle shaped spear type blade and the second version a year later had brass knuckles and a knife blade. These replicas are not the same as either of those authentic types, instead having a sharp stainless steel blade, cheap leather sheath, and a black painted metal knuckle duster type handle. Even though these are not like the real ones, they are cool knives and Bruce the shark and Gumby like theirs. Rusty Ripsaw likes to give useful gifts and these will look cool at the range with a 1911 problem solver in the other flipper, hand, or fin.

Rusty Ripsaw Turtle, Gumby, and Bruce the shark are watching a movie about an American Special Operations team going through a waterfall, then they arrive in Egypt, but on another planet. I think the movie was called "Wormhole" or something like that. Anyway, some alien guy who claims to be the Sun god "Ra" threatens to blow up Earth. Well Kurt Russel and James Spader decide to blow this thing up instead, with an atomic bomb! As my cousin Brownie would say, 'Merica! So if you have alien/demons threatening you, throw a bible at them while calling the wrath of Jesus on them, and then throw an atomic bomb at their face. Once they take humanoid form, they die like anything else. If you don't have an atomic bomb, a 1911 problem solver would probably work too.

Rusty Ripsaw Turtle, Gumby and Bruce the shark have been watching videos online about directed energy weapons in use by the government. The microwave unit they show in this video works on microwaves that heat up the skin at a distance. Microwaves are attenuated by water, so use wet pet diaper material over a shield to thwart this type of directed energy weapon. Since these are often used along with LRAD (Long Range Acoustic Devices) bring ear protection as well. Then there are the laser dazzlers too. See Rusty Ripsaw Turtle's "To Kill a Tank, Big Game Hunting" video for more info.

Bruce, Gumby and Rusty Ripsaw Turtle are still watching a family favorite move about sharks. Bruce's grandfather starred in this movie as the psycho killer shark. Here we see Roy Scheider shooting at Bruce Sr. Sr. with a rifle as his boat sinks. Bruce wanted to clarify that he likes guns, but does not like humans shooting at sharks with guns. This is why sharks should not eat CO2 or scuba tanks. Stay out of our waters, or play nice with marine wildlife, we were here first.

Bruce the 8th shows us a movie with his Grandpa Bruce in the starring role. This movie is based on a real situation about a hundred years earlier where a bull shark attacked the Cardassians in Jersey Shore. Roy Scheider and Robert Shaw were also in the movie. Bruce said his Grandpa had a hard time filming this scene as Shaw always smelled like booze. He also has a picture somewhere where Shaw is eating a sandwich during lunch break in Bruce's mouth between takes. Bruce was getting old and slow so they had a hydraulic skeleton suit for him to wear while they were filming, so he looks a little robot like. This is a great horror movie about why you humans should stay out of our waters.

Brownie Turtle is happy because he found a Cold Steel Samburu Spear. Compared to wooden Australian boomerangs, this is awesome. Being Cold Steel, metal means it is a more lethal weapon. Although, Brownie Turtle should watch the many videos of this spear breaking due to its wooden section in the middle before saying it is so great. Brownie is excited and likes weapons because he is an American. Gumby, Rusty Ripsaw Turtle and Bruce are in the background looking on. Bruce likes Australia as his family goes there for vacation often.

One thing Rusty Ripsaw Turtle forgot to mention when it comes to hunting season, is how people glow in the dark. People wear clothes with brighteners in them, and this causes many animals to see people as if they were glowing. Rusty recommends his humans friends to use U-V-killer spray to prevent this glow when they go hunting. Otherwise, animals will laugh at you. Gumby once again shows off his .44 magnum problem solver, and a bottle of "Slow Elk" beer.

Brownie Turtle and his friends like weapons, to include foreign ones like the Australian boomerang. Boomerangs are carved sticks used for hunting, defense and sport. Bruce's family brought these back after they went on vacation to the east coast of Australia to watch abalone divers. Great White sharks, or "men in gray suits," go here often to feed in the warm waters off the Australian cost.


Created 1 year, 9 months ago.

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CategoryPets & Wildlife

Channel for a stuffed animal sea turtle named Brownie. He likes: guns, fire, explosions, and America.
Misc. videos of him and his friends.