Bruce the Shark and his friend, Gumby and Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle are looking into the space program. During the "space race" it was the United States and the former Soviet Union all along. Even though the commie bastards pushed us toward the Moon, we won, but they are still good at the long game. While our politicians sold off space technology to China in the 1990's, the Russian Federation continued with their robust space program. Gumby, as an engineer and former Moon-walker himself, admires the engineering contributions of our messed up minded communist brethren in the space race, but hopes that some day, we can take control of space. Recently, a friend of ours that works for U.S. Air Force Space Command, was re-aligned into the new "space force" and now wears the same dark blue jump suit, but in a new branch of the military. Now, if we can only swipe a Haunebu III from him for a few minutes to have some fun. 'Merica, with guns, fire, ballistic missiles and space hardware.
Bruce the Shark, and his friends, Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle and Gumby, wish you a Happy New Year. They also want to say that they do no just like: guns, fire, and America, they also like music. Gumby challenged his friends to learn new instruments for the 4th of July, so they can all play the Star Spangled Banner. Gumby will play his three string Macanudo three string guitar, he likes it because it has daggers on it, much like his fillet knife. Rusty will play a trumpet, as he can hold his breath a long time, and can hit some high notes on percussion instruments. Bruce will have to find something to play, but may just shoot off fireworks and guns for background effect. Happy New Year, and have a great 2020. 'Merica, with guns, fire, and music.
Bruce the Shark, and his friends Gumby, and Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle read a Popular Mechanics article about fire. The article begins with discussion about making fire, cooking food, and how this evolved into the space program, with rockets and later guided missiles. Rusty read Guns&Ammo, and without fire, firearms would not have been possible. Fire is one of the most important developments of mankind. Without fire, human life would not have amounted too much, and marine stuffies would have less fun in their own world.Read about fire, gun, and ammo, as TV rots your brain. 'Merica, with guns, and fire.
Bruce the Shark says that you need to learn how to use radio equipment, and track transmitters. This is a useful skill that has been used ever since the invention of the radio. Gumby has an Icom IC-T7H VHF/UHF handheld radio, while Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle has a Uniden BC346XT scanner. They read a book about transmitter hunting, and learned how to locate radios at a distance. They even found a vintage crystal AM receiver at a thrift store when they were out. Of course, when you are out and about, it is smart to have guns, since this is America, and you may need to defend yourself. Guns, and radios, are also fun.Add in fire, and you have the makings of a great time.
Bruce the Shark, and his friends Gumby and Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle urge you to read more books and prepare for the holiday season. You see, many people become crazy this time of year, as they have no friends, family, or job and income. Others try to stir the pot politically or in other areas, forcing their will on others. The stuffed animals and Gumby, (who may be made of C4 explosives), prepare by learning about urban combat, and gathering weapons. They recommend that you keep your own guard up as well, and read more books, since TV rots your brain. 'Merica, with guns, and fire.
Bruce the Shark talks about the books that he and his friends are currently reading. Gumby is reading about the Taliban, while Bruce is reading about handguns. While Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle reads about some of his naval special warfare friends and how they took out Osama Bin Laden during Operation Neptune Spear in 2011. Rusty is retired now, but still remembers his time swimming in the ocean and conducting missions. Sea turtles are very good at going to very deep depths, while holding their breath, and carrying their own body armor. Bruce the Shark can also swim very deep, but usually stays near warmer waters, and some of his family have been trained to keep people away from military submarines. Gumby, being made of clay, and possibly C-4 explosives can also do some interesting things. They choose to read more books, as TV rots your brain.
Bruce the Shark, Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle, and Gumby wish all American's a happy Armistice/Veteran's Day. Be sure to honor veteran's by being the type of American worth fighting for. This means, don't be a: globalist, communist, or socialist, as that goes against the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights. So, if you support censorship of the freedom of speech, religion, or are against the ownership of guns, you are the problem. Go to some country that holds views lie your own, because you are an American in name only. Our enemies do not differentiate, and true American's like guns, fire, explosions, and freedom to do what we want in our lives. Honor and remember the vets that gave their lives in war, this includes the Revolutionary and Civil War as well.
Bruce the Shark and his friend Gumby were talking about 3D printing guns and magazines in an earlier video, and a poster said you can also make 80 percent lowers. That was an excellent post and idea. This is America, so make your guns. You should invest in skills and knowledge, to include practical skills like making your own guns. Gumby likes this idea as he is a very handy engineer, and has an ultimate set of tools. He can fix anything. Bruce is still learning how to make and fix things, but he is a young shark, while Gumby is getting up there in age. Make yourself some guns. 'Merica!
Happy Columbus Day 2019. To all the h8trz, you would not have a United States of America without exploration of the Caribbean by Columbus and the mainland of North and South America, named after Amerigo Vespucci. We are amazed that Leif Erickson and later Columbus made the journey in such small vessels, as Red Squid and Octa (Kraken) could easily take down a 40 to 60 foot vessel in 1492. Even that huge luxury ship the Titanic couldn't make it across without sinking. Maybe you humans should stay on land, and quit dumping your trash in our world ocean....although WWII left us with lots of bombs, guns, and ammo...so thank you for that.
Bruce, the Great White shark, just received reparations from his friend Gumby, for a generational injustice that took place in 1916. You see, Bruce's family was accused of attacking several people on the Jersey Shore. In reality, that was a family of Bull sharks, and Bruce's family only eats donuts. They even had a tradition of mumbling "donut" as they swam around looking for donuts. Well, Gumby finally gave Bruce a donut, so he is happy, and glad to also have guns and to live in America! Do not hate on Great White sharks, they are not bullies, those are the evil bull sharks that swim in fresh, brackish, and saltwater, attacking people and acting as swimming garbage cans. Great White sharks were used in the movies as they look menacing and have cold dead black eyes, but you can see that Bruce actually has gray eyes in this video.
Brownie Turtle has graduated from Turtle University in La Jolla, California. Now that he is an adult turtle, he no longer is limited to Nerf guns. His cousin Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle, a call sign from his military days, gives his younger cousin an AR15 problem solver as a gift. Remember, guns are not toys, if you are little, get an adult for permission and supervision. Also, TV rots your brain, so read more books like Brownie Turtle.
When Brownie Turtle was younger, he enjoyed learning about martial arts, like his Ninja Turtle cousins. He started with Kung Foo and liked the song, so he would sing it often, but others did not always like him singing this song all of the time. In this vintage Brownie Turtle video, Brownie is flailing his flippers around and singing his favorite song of the time. Turtles are tough reptiles and enjoy martial arts, and also carry their own body armor.
Bruce the Shark is filling in for Brownie Turtle until he is back from Turtle University. He and his friend Gumby have been 3D printing guns and magazines, and encourage all Americans to do the same. This country was founded by gun owners, and for gun owners. If you don't like this, there are plenty of Commie nations you can move to. But, if you are little....don't play with guns. Gumby likes making things, since he is an engineer (The Jackal), and has an ultimate set of tools. Although, he sometimes acts like an old Fudd, he enjoys making cool things in his workshop. Be like Gumby, make something cool....in the real world, not a video game fantasy land. Because, TV rots your brain. 'Merica!
Bruce the Shark did not have much luck with people sending him Plutonium for his friend Gumby's experiment. But he reminds you people watching this channel that you can always send them ammo. Since Bruce and Gumby are Americans, they like fire, guns, ammo and America! Gumby would also like to ask for smoke detectors. Bruce is not sure why though, but he knows that Gumby's dad was a firefighter, and once rescued him from the Moon with a ladder truck.
Gumby the Engineer (Jackal) needs some Plutonium for a science experiment he is working on. Gumby is a smart clay person (and possibly made of C4 explosives), and enjoys making cool projects that we can not show on this channel. If you support his work, please send him some Plutonium. Once again, if you are little, do not play with Plutonium, or fire, get an adult to help.
Bruce the Shark likes fire, and fire arrows in video games. However, he is still learning about lighting and the use of a tripod, so sorry for the shaky and dark video. Bruce is still playing video games and messing up Brownie and Rusty Ripsaw Turtle's high scores. Rusty uses video games to compensate for his PTSD from his military service in underwater demolitions. Brownie just likes the fire and fun times with video games. Bruce doesn't get to see fire in real life, as he is a shark and lives in the water, so he likes video game fire. Remember, if you are little, don't play with fire, get an adult to help you. Fire is your friend.
Gumby is a smart clay person. He has been an "engineer" for a long time now, but we suspect he is really an engineer (the Jackal). He is even made of clay, which may really be C4 explosives for all we know. While he is quiet and calm, it is usually the quiet ones that you have to watch out for. His whole family used to work in firefighting and clay, so who knows, maybe those two things were not a coincidence. Gumby enjoys reading technical and engineering journals, and one looks like the emblem used by John Titor, the possible time traveler from 2036. That guy should have left his Corvette with Bruce the shark for safe keeping. 'Merica.
Brownie Turtle told Bruce the Shark about how the U.S. government spent a lot of money on Project Stargate, where remote viewing attempts were made to "see" events at remote locations. This is not the same as the movie with a portal to another part of the universe and Air Force teams fighting aliens on another planet. However, this is a big rip off, and a lot was spent on waste such as this. Gumby is reading about how China is using our societies greed to gain technology and intellectual property from the United States. Bruce provides a Public Service Announcement (PSA) to read more books, because TV rots your brain. 'Merica!
Bruce the Shark is channeling Brownie Turtle and his love for America's birthday, July 4th. He, along with Gumby are planning a celebration with guns, fireworks, and more fire. They like fire, and guns. America is a country that was born from fire, and guns, when the colonists told England to stay off of their lawn. Then they had to say it again in 1812. Bruce and Gumby are too young to remember that, but they enjoy celebrating our nation;'s birthday. Remember, if you are little, do not play with fire, guns, or fireworks. Get an adult, and have fun. 'Merica!
Bruce the Shark has checked up on his friend Gumby, who has gone to Defense Condition (DefCon) 1 over recent world events. Gumby has his radio or radar system ready for air defense and an old school manpad launcher. Although, I did not tell him that that is a World War Two (WWII) vintage item, he may not have rockets for that anymore. Gumby is a bit old school, but he is like sixty years old too. Good on Gumby for being prepared though. Since he is made of clay, I don't think explosions hurt him anyway. Maybe that is why he likes his .44 Magnum problem solver.
Bruce the Shark is home alone, and he is messing up the high scores of the Turtle family's video games while they are away on vacation. He did not mean to do this, but he is a shark and not used to playing video games. He does like that the main character has swords, bow and arrows though, as they are shark objects, like his teeth. 'Merica!
Brownie wanted to tell everyone that Game of Thrones always sucked, and if you wasted time watching that garbage, you wasted your life. Instead, Brownie Turtle shows off his last books from Turtle University in La Jolla, California before he heads back from Spring Break. He is studying mathematics, biology, and ceramics for art work. Once again, he also cautions people to read books, as TV rots your brain. Get outside, and stop playing video games and drinking soda. Brownie Turtle's cousin Rusty Ripsaw Turtle is looking at Brownie's books, and still wearing his Bowser type spiked backpack. 'Merica!
Maroon Squid, the clone of Red Squid went violent again as Brownie Turtle and Octa were re-creating government experiments on their psychic abilities. This is why you never trust clones, they go crazy, have tendencies of rage, and are unpredictable. Red Squid pulled out a knife and a spoon, what was he thinking. Luckily, Octa had a 1911 problem solver handy. Don't mess with cloning, ever!
Brownie Turtle and Octa are going to try some psycho, or psychic experiments they learned about on Red Squid and his clone Maroon Squid. Supposedly the United States government conducted experiments on twins and psychic ability. Project Stargate was also for remote viewing and MKUltra is some weird stuff too. Anyway, Brownie decides to try this with the squid, but thinks it is bunk. The government probably wasted millions on this type of stuff.
Brownie Turtle did not want people to just think he was just being fed Communist crap books while at Turtle University, near La Jolla, California. After all, it is Turtle University and not Berkely! (Brownie is contemplating doing a year at Turtle University, Hawaii, but has heard that they do not like Haole sea turtles, but his cousin Rusty Ripsaw Turtle, a native of Hawaii said he should be alright.) So he is showing a military history book, a book about sharks in the Puget Sound, and Walden, Or Life in the Woods. Read more books, because TV rots your brain!
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Channel for a stuffed animal sea turtle named Brownie. He likes: guns, fire, explosions, and America.
Misc. videos of him and his friends.