Here in 'Merica, we have rights, that are limitations on government in both the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights. Bruce the Shark and his friends Gumby and Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle read a book that described these rights, and watched a video about a drug addict that used his right to not self incriminate, and to remain silent during a police interrogation. Know your rights, this is 'Merica!
In 1979 the Iranian snackbar people held 'Mericans hostage while our peanut farmer president did nothing. Then Reagan was elected and said we would cruise missile their ass if they did not let our people go. Iran is seeking nuclear weapons and was once a bustling country, but snackbar ideology have made their country isolated and retrograde. This book is about Operation Eagle Claw, where our special operations forces screwed up by the numbers. This is shown in the beginning of that "Delta Force" movie where Air Force veteran Chuck Norris and Marine Corps vet Lee Marvin show how it should be done. Never negotiate with terrorists, we are 'Merican's and cruise missiles work a lot better than money, or the release of prisoners.
Hello 'Merica. Bruce the Shark, and his friends Gumby and Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle show off Rusty's new Exothermic Technologies flamethrower. 48 states allow flamethrowers, well 49 and possibly 50. Maryland may ban them or require a permit, it is hard to tell in that state that has a history of arson and fire related crimes. California castrates them down to three feet. Rusty has one that is capable of firing up to 35 feet. Great fire breathing problem solver. There is also an under barrel version available. The Exothermic Technologies version uses a lithium battery to ignite a stream of gasoline or gasoline/diesel mix. Bruce almost goes into a frenzy talking about fire. Be a 'Merican and get yourself a flamethrower.
Bruce the Shark describes how his friend Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle read the Marine Corps guide on camouflage (from Unmanned Aerial Systems, drones, and Chinese balloons). He misspoke in the video saying it was Gumby, but Rusty is camouflaged for the desert, along with his Glock problem solver. Bruce also thinks this video would have been cooler set to Beastie Boys song, Sabotage. Anyway, with all these Chinese things, and our government persistent surveillance platforms, everybody should now how to camouflage themselves. 'Merica, with books, fire, and freedom.
Our country was founded on both the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, that expressed limits on the federal government, limiting them from denying certain rights such as the right to keep and bear arms, speech, religion, and privacy. About half of 'Merica realizes constitutional carry of firearms, while the rest of the country does not. Our politicians are sell outs, and often sign a contract to side with Israel instead of 'Merica and its people. Gumby, Bruce and Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle advise you all to read more books, and realize that television rots your brain, and is subverted by our intelligence community, to keep people dumb and subservient. People are so dumb they do not even realize why our Founding Father's wrote their intend down, for future generations to read and understand. But, you will not understand if you do not know how to read, or respect guns. Many of you may be surprised that colonists used to have cannons, and warships. So,m read more books, and Guns & Ammo magazine is ok too (even if some of the writers are Fudd's).
After Gumby worked in Satellite Communications (among other things - he is made of C4 you know), he needed to learn more about practical applications for the private sector. One of the books he used was Bruce Elbert's book "The Satellite Communication Applications Handbook". Reading technical manuals and books can get you a good paying job, makes your brain work better (TV rots your brain), and technical people will always be in demand. Satellite communications is becoming more relevant today than the 1990's, when Gumby expanded his horizons past military use. Now, people like Elon Musk are pushing satellite Internet, mesh networks using satcom hardware, and the Global Positioning System (GPS) constellation allows for accurate time and location data. Then there are spy satellites that can read a newspaper from orbit. Wait, do people still read newspapers in 2022? Gumby still orders Wired, Popular Mechanics, Guns and Ammo and other magazines so we have to read hard copy. He might be one of the few keeping print media alive. Good on you Gumby. Bruce the Shark, Gumby and Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle recommend you have a good set of encyclopedia's, and other hard copy books, because TV and the Internet rot your brain. 'Merica!
Bruce the Shark and his friends Gumby and Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle read the Car Spotter's Encyclopedia 1940-1980. Gumby was feeling nostalgic as his parents had a Buick. Bruce can't figure out if it was a Roadmaster, Riviera, or something else, but he is a young shark and does not remember those old cars. Rusty likes the cool muscle cars of the 1970's. These guides were often used by law enforcement to learn to recognize cars by their tail lights and headlights, and by consumers who were into cars. Bruce recommends buying American (trucks/SUV's) or at least buying cars made in 'Merica, as quality has gone down for many cars made here. Good book for car enthusiast's.
Bruce the Shark, and his friends, Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle and Gumby read a cool book about The Alamo. The Texas outpost where Santa Ana killed all defenders, including Daniel Boone. Next, the British saw 'Merica as a weak and young country, and came back to fight us in 1812. Then 'Merica kicked everyone out, to include anyone fool enough to stick around, taking all land to the Pacific Ocean. Us marine wildlife like the Pacific Ocean, with the Shark family preferring the warm waters of California (except you humans need to get those pedo people Satanists out of there). Read about history, because we tend to see it repeated, and do not trust what is on the Hitler/History Channel, they leave out a lot of the truth. Get you information from many sources and visit historic places to learn more about 'Merica!
Note: Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle also said that you should never die for land, that you should hit hard and fast and continue to keep maneuvering around, make you enemy die for land instead.......then he went into some rant about using the enemies guts to grease the treads of his tanks and how we should have gone after the Commies in WWII (as he was clutching his "comfort Glock").
Bruce the Shark, and his friends Gumby, and Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle read National Defense magazine, a trade journal about new military technologies. Kamikaze drones have been used in many recent wars, flying until they run out of fuel or until they "see" their target, crashing or flying into them. Don't be stupid, get smart and engineer cool technology. But when threatened, have weapons to defend yourselves. This may include ballistic missiles, kamikaze drones, and anything else that may help you survive....because we are 'Mericans! Read more books, because TV rots your brain.
Bruce the Shark, and his friend Gumby, and cousin Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle read a book about Space. Space is the next economy and frontier, the marine wildlife do not want humans to explore and encroach on their environment, the world ocean. But, they caution you humans to stop watching TV, instead, read more books and become smart, so you do not collapse into Mexico, where working construction and striving for mediocrity are the norm. Be 'Merican's, where you push the limits of technology, knowledge, and experience!
Bruce the Shark, and his friends Gumby and Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle read a Salmon Cookbook....well Bruce may not have read it, as he crave donuts, like all Great White Sharks. Rusty and Gumby also show off their problem solvers. They all encourage you to read more books, because TV rots your brain. Salmon and some fish may be known as "brain food" too as they have Omega 3 fats that keep you smart and may stave off dementia. Just don't eat sharks or sea turtles, they are protected and service a purpose in the marine wildlife habit. 'Merica!
Bruce the Shark, and his friends Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle and Gumby read a book about the Acropolis, an ancient citadel in Athens Greece. This book was written by Manolis Andronicos, Professor of Archeology at the University of Thessalonike. You all are encouraged to read more books, because TV rots your brain, and learn more about the beginning of Western Civilization, 'Merica!. Also, Rusty and Gumby have their personal problem solvers, since they are 'Mericans, we hoard guns and ammo too. Rusty has his Glock 19X while Gumby has his old school .357 revolver (Gumby is old, born in 1953).
Bruce the Shark, and his friends Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle and Gumby encourage you to read more books, because TV rots your brain, and if you are smart, you should work in STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Math). These fields may be challenging and require education and training that is more in depth than gender or ethnic studies, but also help our society, create new technologies, and require people that can think. Don't be an idiot, read books and get smart, so you can buy cool guns, because this is 'Merica!
Bruce the Shark, and his friends Rusty "ripsaw" Turtle and Gumby read a book about the American sports car, the Corvette. If you want to look cool and be cool, get a Corvette. These are fast and nice sports cars made in 'Merica! So, they are approved by the Turtle family and friends. Remember, read more books because TV rots your brain. And hoard, guns, and ammo.
Bruce the Shark, Gumby, and Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle are back......and read the book about The World's Strangest Aircraft. Cool book about odd aircraft that pushed the limits of aircraft design, development, and production. Read more books, because TV rots our brain. 'Merica!
Bruce is still using a potato for a camera and still working on his video skilz. Today, Bruce, and his friends, Gumby and Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle discuss Joseph Conrads book "Heart of Darkness" about the Vietnam War. The movie version has Han Solo, and Superman's Dad init. There is also a cool scene where helicopters destroy a village while playing "Flight of the Walkures" (German spelling as Bruce does not know the English spelling). Good book and movie. Read more books, hoard ammo, and build more guns, 'Merica!
We apologize for the use of a potato for a camera, and Bruce's video editing skilz, he is still learning. Bruce the Shark, and his friends Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle and Gumby want to show off a book about Mount Vernon, Virginia. Gumby went there for work, and this is where George Washington, our countries first president and one of the Founding Father's, lived and died. This book shows the paintings, and collections of George Washington, and is an important part of 'Merica. Read more books, build more guns, and hoard ammo, as we are meant to be free! Real "Mericans will value freedom and self determination, and will not assimilate into communism, socialism, or any other Bernout type of Marxist government.
Bruce the Shark, and his friends, Gumby, and Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle enjoy a John Carpenter movie called 'They Live'.....in this movie, aliens brainwash people, making them consume and stay mentally asleep. One of Rusty's friends bought him a Rowdy Roddy Piper figurine based on this movie. Mass media has been used for a long time to brainwash people, and make you consume, while not paying attention to politicians taking away your rights. So, read more books, and build more guns, do not be one of those people that sleep through life, believing what you see on TeeVee. 'Merica!
Bad people in government always try to use control to keep the population unarmed, to make sure that their corruption goes unpunished. Our nation's Founding Father's wanted the population armed, even with cannons, so that they could always keep a corrupt government fearful of the people. The people allow politicians to represent them, they win turn work for "the people"......never let them forget that fact. What keeps the United States free is that the people have weapons, the most per capita in the world, and our country was founded on the people being able to destroy a corrupt government and to rebuild it as it was originally intended (if necessary). This book describes how gun control advocates continuously try to take away a few aspects of the Second Amendment, a little bit at a time. Much of this is done through: television, the Internet, video games, and other mass media methods.....to keep younger generations from learning our own nations history. Read this and similar books to learn about the dangers of gun control, because TV rots your brain. 'Merica.....forever.
Bruce the Shark, and his friends, Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle and Gumby read the book, "Looking at Indian Art of the Northwest Coast" by Hilary Stewart. This was a good book that showed pictures of Northwest Coastal native tribes, and their art work. Bruce got a little scared though, as the Northwest tribes revered the Orca, or "killer whale" which is actually a type of porpoise. They do not get along with sharks, often killing them when they are in the same waters. Then, there was mention of a Great Thunderbird that was described like a giant pterodactyl or something. Gumby said this could have been a reference to airplanes and flying craft, in pre-flood civilization. Either way, read more books, and learn about the past, because TV rots your brain. Mass media is also proliferated by those that wish to corrupt society, and destroy this version of civilization, one person at a time. We like, guns, fire, freedom, and native 'Merican art.
Bruce the Shark, and his friends, Gumby, and Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle review a book that people going through legal naturalization, to be 'Merican's have to read, before they take their citizenship test. This book covers the U.S. Constitution, The Bill of Rights, and the Federalist Paper's. You see, the original constitution had to be shilled before it was signed, and many people thought it left out a few things, like what became the Bill of Rights. It is the Bill of Rights that tells the federal government what limits they have on impacting the individual freedoms of citizens. It does not give citizens rights, it tells uncle government what they are not allowed to mess with. The First Amendment cover's the freedom to peaceably assemble, protect's your ability to practice religion, to write and read books (read more books, because TV rots your brain), and to voice your opinion, provided you take responsibility for your actions. Then there is best Amendment, the Second one (Sharknado reference there for Bruce), the one that says we as citizen's can own guns, cannon's and other arms! Every 'Merican should know what these documents mean, as we are constantly being influenced by commies through the media. Remember, TV rots your brain. Your brain does not have a firewall, and TV makes you dumber, being influenced by those running the intelligence community. To learn more, read about Operation Mockingbird, and the Church Committee hearing in 1975. Reading books, non-commie books, makes you smarter. You should also seek to always learn more, be a lifelong learner, because TV, the Internet, and organized sports were created to keep the masses dumb, and compliant. 'Merica, with books, learning , and guns, fire, and freedom!
Bruce the Shark, and his friends Gumby and Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle review a book called Edible Incredible, that describes many odd foods that people eat. This includes lots of things like clams, shellfish, and other marine wildlife. Bruce wants to promote the statement that "fish are friends not food" as shark fin soup is causing a lot of sharks to become endangered, and sea turtles are also protected from people eating them and killing them for their shells. This book shows that humans eat some weird stuff, and Gumby shows a can of Luncheon Loaf, a cheap Spam like food. Since this is 'Merica, you should also read more books, because TV rots your brain. And, learn about new things through books and reading, which helps you think.
Bruce the Shark was talking with his friends Gumby and Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle, both veterans of the war in Afghanistan, about the withdrawal from that dump of a country. They had twenty years to create a stable country, but always thought of themselves as tribes and sects, with grift at every turn (including corporations here in 'Merica). Rusty and Gumby have little remorse for those stuck there, as they had plenty of warning and understood what was going to happen. Rusty thought they should take an aircraft carrier over and bring in the few good people, same with Iraq, as his former terp from Iraq is now a radio guy in a special operations unit and doing well. Gumby said the CIA should stop training, equipping, and funding the worlds terrorists and go after the real threat, those with dual citizenship here in 'Merica. Either way, you should read more books, because TV rots your brain.
Bruce the Shark, and his friends Gumby, and Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle read the book "Fish Tales" but it was not what they were expecting. They expected a book about fish, but found this book to be about office workers and motivational stories about working in a cubicle farm. This is a lot like that movie "Office Space" and you humans do not deserve to be stuck in cubicles your entire life. However, it might still be better than watching TV or playing videos games, as these activities rot your brain. Read more books and do more things in the real world. 'Merica!
Sorry for the upside down video, Bruce is still trying to figure out technology. Bruce the Shark describes how his friend Gumby, who works for a defense contractor, has been told that he has to get several covid clot shots or lose his job. Gumby is not even human and is made of clay, or possibly C-4 explosives. Humans were made from clay too, way back when in biblical times. Gumby is being advised by Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle that he should quit, forcing his employer to lose another great mind, and employee. They look over the book "Love'em or Lose'em, Getting Good People to Stay" a book that talks about how employers can keep good employees around. This is more important than ever in 2021, with lots of qualified people leaving work over the clot shots. In many cases, these were peple being lauded as "hero's" six months or so ago, that are now getting kicked to the curb if they do not get flue shots, I mean covid shots. You humans always miss the point, and do not hold elected officials accountable when it is necessary. Elections have consequences. The Shark family knows about getting shots, as researchers have often poked and prodded them for cancer cures, or stuck them after seeing shark related horror movies. You humans should read more books, to include those about history, because you are going to repeat some of the worst parts of it soon. 'Merica, with: guns, fire, and freedom.
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