You're dumb if you think someone richer than you've ever been cares about your problems.
(Stock photo on purpose, I swear)

An incoherent rant about the worship of celebrities and why none of them are funny anymore + heartbleed for the Slavs.

I discuss what it means to "live forever".

He's funnier than Bill Maher at least

Ever wonder why that guy that holds the stop sign at a construction site gets paid $60 an hour to do it?

I explain why Bernie Sanders owns 4 mansions.

I rant semi-coherently about how brilliant the Founders of America were, and the structure of the Bill of Rights