If you’re a Game of Thrones fan and you’re not caught up, I must warn you that this episode of the Radical Agenda will contain spoilers. So hopefully you’re either caught up, or lucky enough not to be afflicted with the terrible disease of this addiction.
The 8th and final season of Game of Thrones reached a rather anticlimactic conclusion last night. Throughout the story, Kings and Queens were murdered, the dead waged war against the living, magic conjured ghosts and brought men back from death, and with the help of some dragons and an army of slaves and savages, a powerful and just woman nearly came to rule Westeros.
But the feminists were left disappointed in the end, as the final battle of the great war seemed to occur just as Daenerys Targaryen began to bleed from her most permanent wound. Rather than take the wisdom of her male advisors, and wait out Cersei Lannister, she laid waste to King’s Landing, killing countless innocent men, women, and children, including those loyal to her, as dragon fire rained down on the once great city, reducing it to rubble.
So grotesque was her brutality, that even the hand of the Queen, an imp who murdered his own father, refused to be party to her savagery going forward.
Undeterred, the Mother of Dragons imprisoned her most loyal advisor. She stood before her army and called on them to similarly “liberate” the whole world, vowing that the war would not end until every corner of the globe was under her rule.
Jon Snow, who we recently learned was no bastard, but rather Aegon Targaryen, the true heir to the Iron Throne, would not abide this tyranny. He put a knife through the heart of the Breaker of Chains, as he kissed his aunt for the final time, and barely survived as her furious dragon melted the Iron Throne.
This left the Lords and Ladies of Westeros in a difficult position. With the Unburnt dead, and the only living Targaryen the prisoner of warrior eunuchs, a new Sovereign would have to be chosen.
As they contemplated how to choose, Samwell Tarly made a novel suggestion. “We represent all the great houses. But whoever we choose, they won’t just rule over Lords and Ladies. Maybe, the decision about what’s left for everyone, should be left to, well, everyone.”
A long pause ensued, before the men cracked up laughing, adding in jest, that perhaps dogs and horses should have the vote as well. Interesting theme, that even men who had been progressive enough to bend the knee to a single mother as their Queen, saw the folly of democracy as comedically stupid.
The SAT, formerly known as the Scholastic Aptitude Test, is a standardized test widely used for college admissions in the United States. As the name implies, it is, or was, designed to measure the readiness of potential students for the rigors of higher education.
As academia descended into the same Leftist filth that floods our Internet with porn traffic, and our televisions with material only slightly less perverse, intellectual ability began to matter less and less, thus ending the need for such testing.
What matters now, is how much you can contribute to the decline of the American Empire.
Thus the “Adversity Score” was born, from the same Jewish mind that gave you “Common Core“.
As one who was once enamored with libertarianism, I find it difficult to believe I end up being the guy arguing against free trade, and in favor of new taxes. I’m also a guy who is surrounded by inexpensive electronics, almost all of which were surely manufactured in another country. So cheering on the President while he makes my tools and toys more expensive, feels weird to say the least of it.
The Trump presidency has given me a profound appreciation for contemplating trade policy. As I watched the debate over trade policy unfold, I discovered a whole new dimension of domestic and foreign policy. A high stakes strategy game, with infinite possibilities.
Today is May 1st, which means, like every other day, the communists are feeling oppressed. The riots you’ll see take place over the course of today and tonight will be dubbed “May Day Demonstrations” but are more inspired by International Workers’ Day, a yearly celebration by pan Leftist groups throughout the world.
Leftists love to claim the mantle of solidarity with workers. This is sometimes confusing to those who are uninitiated, since communists are generally tax leeches who wouldn’t know work if you put them in a labor camp. Whether they are of the billionaire elite top level government favors type of tax leech, or that of the lowlife welfare recipient, what they have in common is a revulsion toward the very concept of being productive.
The celebration makes more sense when you come to understand them. Leftists celebrate “the worker” not because they are workers, but because workers provide them with the sustenance they require to continue their parasitism. If nobody worked, then there would be no taxes to collect, and without taxes to collect, there would be no food stamps or public housing for the lowlives, and no favors for the wealthy to purchase from the State.
To put things in perspective, Leftists celebrate “the worker” in a similar fashion to how ticks might celebrate deer, or fleas might celebrate dogs, if such creatures had the ability to wear masks and set coffee shops and limousines on fire.
This weekend brought us some excellent news. The President of the United States is not an agent of the Russian Government, as had been portrayed as fact since prior to his election, by the Left.
You already know this of course, because you have a three digit IQ, and are interested in the truth.
This is sadly not the case for a startling number of our fellow registered voters, and the con artists they elect. Democrats just cannot leave well enough alone or accept defeat under any circumstances, and have thus pledged to continue pursuing this obvious scam for as long as they are not physically prevented from doing so. Their cooperative allies in the Jewish press are of course wholly supportive of continuing this lie, and if this pursuit destroys every institution in the country, all the better, so far as any of them are concerned.
It’s getting hectic out there, folks. Girls are marrying girls, and boys are trying to become girls to get in on the action. Communist riots are considered protests, while Right wing social media posting is considered terrorism. People in New Zealand are being arrested for having a video of the #1 news story in the world. Even though per person incomes are up in the United States, a recently released happiness index says we’re the most miserable we’ve been since they started tracking it. Maybe that’s why Nazis are supporting Asian Democrat communists for the presidency of the United States.
Clown World, folks. Welcome to it.
Years ago I realized that I could never assume the Left had gotten as crazy as they could get. I used to think this often, and was proven wrong so many times, and so quickly, that it caused my head to spin. If they get their Green New Deal, and all the cars and planes stop moving, they won’t be satisfied that the environment is saved. They’ll just move onto banning bovine flatulence, which, oh yeah that’s right, is already part of the agenda. If they get their 70 or 90 percent top tax rate, they won’t thank the rich for paying their fair share and get back to responsibly managing the affairs of State. They’ll just keep on altering the definitions of fair and rich until everyone is considered rich and nobody is treated fairly. If they get their open borders and displace the dominant group in every Nation they set upon, they won’t bask in the glory of equality and call it a day. They’ll rather set to work hunting down and destroying every last drop of quality blood left on the Earth.
For them, there is no retreat. There is no surrender. There is no compromise. There is no satiating their wanton lust for for destruction and decline. No common denominator is too low for their egalitarian sadomasochistic fantasies. There will never be too many genders, or too few eye or hair colors. Nobody is too dumb, too ugly, or too poor, to reproduce. No baby is too old to be aborted.
The only limits Leftists know, are those imposed on them by others. In a healthy society, this unenviable task is handled by the State. In democratic societies, the State proves too weak and indecisive to handle this all important task, and so the limits are imposed by economic catastrophe, foreign militaries, and insurrection.
That’s your future, and it might not be far off.
Since we last spoke, the mob came for Tucker Carlson, again. They thought they finally had him, too. Media Matters released audio of the cable news host from back in the day, when he was a guest on a comedic radio show called Bubba the Love Sponge. His thoughtcrimes included suggesting that women preferred strong men and that Iraqis were not quite up to the intellectual standards we in the West have become accustomed to having as neighbors.
Lesser men would have folded, for sure. “It was a joke!” or “It was a different time!” or any number of other weaselly backpedaling comments could surely have been expected, and perhaps even forgiven. “Locker room talk” comes to mind.
But not Tucker. He gets it. What makes him more dangerous to the Left than any other single thing is that he understands their long game. Those who apologize today, will be paralyzed tomorrow, because the goal of the mob is not redemption, but submission. One who can be made to bow to their whims will invariably be conscripted into their service, and Tucker simply will not permit this to happen to him under any circumstances.
Radical Agenda listeners hardly need an introduction to Jared Howe. In addition to being a husband, father, and all around great guy, he facilitated the production of Live from Seg while I was locked up in Charlottesville, and is currently the host of So To Speak, proudly syndicated at ChristopherCantwell.com.
I’ve been quietly consulting with Jared behind the scenes in recent weeks, and I’ve found his council so valuable that I thought it worth bringing to the show.
If you’ve been listening to the Radical Agenda for awhile, you’ve heard me mention Michael Badnarik. He was, amongst other things, the 2004 Presidential candidate for the Libertarian Party, and had put together a lengthy presentation he called Introduction to the Constitution.
I stumbled across that presentation about a decade ago, and it sent me on a thrilling intellectual pursuit. I found myself studying history, philosophy, economics, and more. That journey eventually led us to this point at which we found ourselves today.
We had Michael on as a guest for Stage Four Episode Fourty Seven, and since then he has published a new book called Philosophical Lighthouse. He says he wrote the book in an effort to reverse the intellectual and moral decay increasing in the world around us. As he sees it, corruption and evil are found everywhere. Every human action must be preceded by a thought process, and if evil is everywhere around us, then we must change the thought process that has led society to this point.
There’s a lot going on here at the Outlaw Conservative Studio.
ChristopherCantwell.com was deplatformed by its email list provider, so notifications of new posts are not going out. Our email list is a very vital component of our distribution, especially since we’ve suffered so much censorship on social media and syndication platforms. This presents a technical challenge, since it is the second email provider to drop our content. We are looking at options for managing the email service ourselves to avoid this happening in the future, but this requires some time and planning.
Our video streaming platform, Stream.me has also been taken down. Apparently the owners of the site had been trying to keep their identities a secret, unsuccessfully. Their identities were disclosed, death threats against their families poured in, and the site vanished from the Internet without a trace. This too provides a technical challenge which, while not insurmountable, is really the last thing we needed in the early stages of this production, and a hard fought recovery for our other works.
You may also have noticed that your host has been making the rounds on other shows, which often air later than our content. This has not been conducive to regular sleeping patterns for your host, and I literally woke up two hours before showtime today.
I was tempted to cancel today’s episode as a result, as I really don’t have the time or the concentration to write a cohesive show description. There are some interesting stories to discuss though, and your feedback is important to me, so the show will go on as scheduled, though we may cut it short today.
I generally try to avoid delving into “conspiracy theories,” but in recent weeks I’ve become convinced that there are far fewer accidents involved in our misfortune than I had previously assessed. How many people are acting with intentional malice, vs. how many are the useful idiots of those who so act, is anybody’s guess. We certainly have a lot of stupid people in our midst who fall for ridiculous tricks, but the presence of malevolent actors setting the stage for those tricks is not up for reasonable debate.
It has been said that Democrats are the real racists. By this reasoning, all of their constant cries about racism from the Republicans are mere projection. Republicans for their part, are the true anti-Racists, who would never dream of taking the well being of their core demographic into political consideration.
We racists find this all rather amusing. Racism is just the recognition of basic biological reality, and so we do not see it as some kind of moral defect, as the above dichotomy presents it. At the end of the day, everyone is a racist in some regard, since race is an unavoidable factor of the human condition. The only question is whether your understanding of race, and your use of that understanding, is any good or not.
The people who decide that setting limousines on fire is protected speech, but sexual dimorphism is hate crime, are unsurprisingly not so well adjusted. The Verge tells the harrowing tale of Facebook’s “community operations” team, who respond to each report of content that is alleged to have violated Facebook’s community standards.
From the outset you can imagine that this is going to go horribly wrong. The people who would be attracted to such a position are clearly the least prepared for it. Who in their right mind would want to be a Facebook censor in 2019? Anyone right of Kamala Harris would obviously find Facebook’s ever expanding definition of hate speech Orwellian and dangerous, and anyone who would agree with that lunacy is obviously unfit for survival outside the womb.
Yet of course it is exactly these delicate flowers who are paid $15/hour to police the words and thoughts of all mankind. You might be less than shocked to find, that the stress of it sometimes becomes overwhelming.
Employees use drugs at work. They sneak off into staircases and rooms reserved for lactating mothers to have sex with one another. They burst into tears, and have counselors on staff to deal with their nervous breakdowns.
These are the people who decide if your politics are too dangerous to be discussed on the Internet.
Last week we had Curt Doolittle on the show talking about propertarianism. As well as that interview went, I felt like we barely scratched the surface of the subject matter.
John Mark is another proponent of propertarianism who has been drawing a good deal of attention to himself on YouTube. With popular videos usually under 20 minutes long, I thought he might be better at summing up ideas than Curt’s notoriously long winded style of explaining things.
Lt. Christopher Paul Hasson of the United States Coast Guard, is currently being held without bail in Maryland. The drug and weapons charges on which he is being held, by the Judge’s own admission, do not warrant him being so detained. Unfortunately for Lieutenant Hasson, and the eighth amendment, prosecutors stitched together a parallel narrative which had almost nothing to do with the charges pressed.
According to them, Mr. Hasson is a neo-Nazi who has spent years plotting to commit acts of terrorism.
You’ve probably heard, and were likely less than surprised to find out, that Jussie Smollett is a liar. The gay, black, Jewish, actor reported an alleged “hate crime” against himself last month, claiming that two Trump supporters in MAGA hats shouted racist and anti-gay slurs while they assaulted him, tied a noose around his neck, and doused him with bleach.
Those of us who aren’t communist agitators complicit in the plot to destroy this country, knew the story was a lie from the beginning. “THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY N-WORD F-WORD!” is not something you hear Trump supporters say. Something that stupid could only come from the mind of a Leftist. It is a caricature of the people of this country, conjured in the sheltered and privileged minds of the cosmopolitan elites, clustered in their safe spaces of Hollywood, New York, and Washington.
For them, it doesn’t really matter what actually happened. Jussie Smollett didn’t need to be factually accurate, he was “morally right” to borrow a phrase from Alexandria Ocasio Cortez. He didn’t “lie” he just told “his truth” which in the twisted minds of Leftists, can be different from objective reality. They believe Jussie, just like they believed Christine Blasey Ford, and Julie Swetnick, and Nathan Phillips. Not because their stories were even remotely credible, but because it provides them with much need justification for their own hatred and bad behavior.
Curt Doolittle has made a name for himself on the Right with what he calls “Propertarianism”. It’s tough to produce a short description of this set of ideas, but it might be summarized as a theory of natural law which is heavy on property rights. It seems to be a popular destination for libertarians who get sick of being called racists and misogynists, at once libertarian gatherings which have since been hijacked by communists.
But Propertarianism has some important divergences from libertarianism, most notably what can be defended with force, or when force counts as defensive. It is also a great deal more complex than libertarianism, so you will not be fitting propertarianism into any three word axiomatic catchall.
Bipartisanship, it has been said, is a euphemism for double penetration. Whenever the stupid party and the evil party agree on a piece of legislation, you know something really terrible is about to occur.
Ladyface resides at the intersection of gender, sexuality, and mental illness. It runs no risk of being humorous or enjoyable, sterilizes the participants, incurs a coin toss suicide rate, and invariably results in the victimization of children. These are high value traits in a cultural phenomenon to the people who want to destroy mankind, so ladyface is promoted as a protected class, conveniently tacked onto the end of the LGB scheme, just before the catchall Q, and soon to be followed by P.
It’s a difficult time to be a Democrat. Elizabeth Warren got exposed as an affirmative action fraud. Ralph Northam got exposed as a blackface repeat offender, and liar. Justin Fairfax got exposed as a rapist, also with a recidivism problem. If this keeps up, their accusations of racism and sexism might lose some of their power, and that would completely doom the Democrat Party, which is utterly lacking in substance and vision.
Here at the Radical Agenda, we began with a seething hatred for Leftists. Their policies were destructive even back then, to be sure, but we were purposely engaging in a bit of hyperbole at the time when we declared them a threat to the survival of the species. The extremist elements of the Democrat Party were not taken very seriously back then, and were mostly just an annoyance to other fringe movements, like libertarianism, which they were perpetually trying to infiltrate.
Back then, in the good ole days of 2015, Medicare for all was still a fringe Bernie Sanders idea which allowed Hillary Clinton to sound like the voice of reason. Abortion was something they wanted to protect, not celebrate. Immigration was something most Democrats would much rather nobody thought about. They obviously hated White heterosexual males, but they made some token effort to disguise this as a struggle for equality. Climate change pseudoscience was an excuse for new taxes, but not a fictional new economic model. Everybody understood that trannies were insane.
That was before the revolution, which progressed along a course directly opposite the election.
It has been quite a week since we last spoke, fellow outlaws. The communists have devised a biological weapon which took me out of commission over the weekend, rendering me incapable of doing my uncensored production on Monday. Either that, or I caught the flu. I am inclined to believe the latter, but I have learned from my study of our enemy that one should never attribute to chance, that which can be explained by treason.
In either case, I am back to about 80% of my power level today, and I am glad to have the chance to speak with you. Last we spoke, I brought to you a recording from the People’s Democratic Republic of Virginia. An enemy stronghold which held me captive for eleven months, and to this day holds some of our best men as prisoners of this war. On that recording, you heard our ruthless and terrible foe advocate the murder of infants, and by this I do not mean the routine slaughter our federal government subsidizes to the tune of half a billion dollars a year, but rather the celebratory rise of a new frontier in depravity.
Christmas was over a month ago, but with snow on the ground here in the Granite State, and Democrats dropping gifts on conservatives daily, we here at the Outlaw Conservative feel like breaking out the egg nog and celebrating.
Since the age requirement of presidential candidates is one of few articles of our constitution the Left has not yet managed to subvert, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez will not be running for President next year. In her stead, Kamala Harris has taken up the banner for the diversity first wing of the Democrat Party. Like Cortez, she builds upon this coalition by appealing to the economically illiterate.
Her “Medicare for all” proposal sounds good on its face to the uninitiated. “Free health care” is a literal no brainer. If you don’t think about it, it’s fantastic. Everybody likes free stuff, and it’s hard to think of anything more valuable than lifesaving medicine produced and practiced by the greatest minds the world has to offer.
Back when I was a libertarian, I was focused like a laser beam on restraining government authority. Debating the merits of such and such a policy was thus beyond the scope of my tactics in many cases. Instead, my fellow subversives and I found certain points of resistance common to most policies, and piled on the pressure at those focal points to achieve our desired outcomes in arguments.
The most common one of course, went directly to the libertarian axiom of non-aggression. Whatever policy anyone ever wanted to implement in government was inherently wicked because it necessarily involved some coercive element, even if it was something so innocuous as that it was funded by taxation. “Only a moral outcast would use VIOLENCE to achieve their desired social outcome! You Statist!”
If the target was not swayed by this borderline pacifist moral posturing, the remarkable efficiency of the free market would surely finish the job in most cases. It did not matter if the topic at hand was health care or police departments, privatization was the answer to everything. This tactic was clearly useless in debating leftists, since their wanton lust for failure made them hostile to the very concept of a coherent economic system, but you could sway a good number of conservatives this way on most topics. Like Mitt Romney, most of us like being able to fire people who do a bad job, and there never exists any shortage of government failures to point out, when making the case for market provision of services.
There was one notorious impediment to our propagandizing that many libertarians found challenging to overcome. It was so universal that all libertarians pondered the best way to respond to it. This obstacle to our anti-State agenda was not buried in a philosophy book or some article of the founding documents, but something far more universal and inseparable from the human condition. Our challenge in penetrating this barrier was neither in the complexity of the issue at hand, nor the character limit on Twitter. Indeed it was only three small words which one could find in the vocabulary of any pre-schooler. Were it not for this simple, universal, freedom obliterating phrase, statues of Ayn Rand would surely replace those of MLK, and you could shop around for police departments like you do for car insurance.
“For the Children!”
Oh, how we hated those three little words. Here we are trying to create a market Utopia, and you sheeple are talking about dependent little brats who can’t even sign contracts yet.
Welcome to the first live airing of The Outlaw Conservative Podcast, a political talk radio show which, as the name implies, is of a conservative slant. The Outlaw bit might seem to stand in stark contrast to conservatism, and we confess to being amused with ourselves for coming up with it.
Yet, an outlaw is not necessarily a nefarious actor these days. Is he?
In a healthy society, “Outlaw Conservative” would be an outrageous contradiction. Why would a conservative live outside the law? That would seem rather at odds with his more authoritarian tendencies.
Fortunately for those conservatives who may be eager to romanticize the outlaw lifestyle, I am not suggesting banditry here, but rather finding oneself in such a state that the law no longer reflects his interests, or those of his people. You might do everything you are told, and yet you are punished by the law itself.
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