Celestina Monkey

Turd Flinging Monkey

One of the most common questions I get asked is "how do the titties feel?", so here you go.

Royalty free stock footage "heart beat monitor"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTyMvzSz410

Sponsor: https://www.the-doll-house.com/ (UK)
https://dc.the-doll-house.com/ (US)
The-Doll-House featured in GQ magazine:
http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/sex-robots-uk
Celestina's Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/celestina_monkey/

Relationships are really no different than any other economic exchange, and like in the business/labor struggle, when one side benefits too much as the expense of the other thanks to favorable government, the healthy dynamic breaks down, and you have strikes/lockouts ... or MGTOW.

A segment of the 2/28/2018 episode of TFM 42O.

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/politics/a15958661/modern-feminism-safety-net/

Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images.

Animated Newsroom by rpancake. Licensed from Shutterstock.

Intro/Outro Music: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.

Sponsor Links:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/sponsor-15531523
10% Off Coupon Code for Anchors Aweigh (click link to view)

Daddy daddy, the boys aren't playing with me Daddy, and I didn't do anything. The boys are being mean to me, punish them Daddy. Punish the mean boys so they'll like me.

A segment of the 2/28/2018 episode of TFM 42O.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/young-single-americans-are-tired-confused-and-scared-about-dating-during-metoo-2018-02-27

Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images.

Animated Newsroom by rpancake. Licensed from Shutterstock.

Intro/Outro Music: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.

Sponsor Links:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/sponsor-15531523
10% Off Coupon Code for Anchors Aweigh (click link to view)

The king ... has returned.

A segment of the 2/24/2018 TFM Show with guest Cern King, and Anchors Aweigh.

Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/tfmonkey

Gameplay: Team Fortress 2 (on PC)

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed... unless someone files a restraining order against you for any or no reason without evidence, a trial, or probable cause.

A segment of the 2/28/2018 episode of TFM 42O.

http://www.koin.com/news/oregon/oregon-senate-passes-boyfriend-loophole-law/987141330

https://articles.oregonlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2018/02/oregon_passes_gun_control_bill.amp

Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images.

Animated Newsroom by rpancake. Licensed from Shutterstock.

Intro/Outro Music: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.

Sponsor Links:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/sponsor-15531523
10% Off Coupon Code for Anchors Aweigh (click link to view)

This started out as a simple milestone for Instagram, but let me know what you think of this experimental Waifu Workshop.

Doll and Cosplay links:
Celestina (doll): https://dc.the-doll-house.com/purchase-buy-wm-dolls-love-doll-sex-doll-tpe-uk-celestina.html#ab0a94aa43fbfa24347a48490a4ab49b
Red Eyes (Demona), Aquamarine Eyes (Angela): https://dc.the-doll-house.com/repair-and-maintenance-sex-dolls-london-uk-jinsan-eyes.html#7e64dbc6f923f23ba6bcf4063fa455a0
Myobe Women's Sexy Turtle-Neck Tied Pullover Jumper Cosplay Sweater Sleeveless Backless Knit Tank Top Vest
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B071RMK22C
Xcoser Charming Erza Cosplay Wig Long Red Straight Wig With Single Pony Tail
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00V85QCXK
GAMMA RAY 801 Classic Computer Gaming Reading Amber Tinted Glasses with Magnification and Anti Blue Light Anti Glare UV400 for All Digital Screens +0.00 Magnification
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00G04DGYW
Ram Horns Costume Accessory, Adjustable Headband by elope
https://www.amazon.com/Costume-Accessory-Adjustable-Headband-elope/dp/B00IOXLFUY
CHIC-CHIC Women's Pencil Dress
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B018E0D1I0
Cfalaicos Short Pure White Costume Hair with Free Wig Cap ( Eye Cover Not Included )
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06WLQYHZX
Yummy Bee Womens Angel Fairy Real Feather Costume Wings Deluxe Large 24" x 16"
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01KGKD06Y

Sponsor: https://www.the-doll-house.com/(UK)
https://dc.the-doll-house.com/ (US)
The-Doll-House featured in GQ magazine:
http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/sex-robots-uk
Celestina's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/celestina_monkey/

Music:
Thought Bot by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Artist: http://audionautix.com/
"Roast Beef Of Old England" by The U.S. Marine Corps Band. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.
Halls of the Undead by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons..

YouTube is really sorry (it got caught).

Article Links:
YouTube Secretly Using SPLC To Police Videos
http://dailycaller.com/2018/02/27/google-youtube-southern-poverty-law-center-censorship/

YouTube's New Moderators Mistakenly Pull Right-Wing Channels
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-02-28/youtube-s-new-moderators-mistakenly-pull-right-wing-channels

YouTube says it ‘accidentally’ shut down conservative channels
https://www.rt.com/usa/420099-youtube-conservative-media-block/

Background Music:
In Albany New York by The 126ers

Clips from South Park

"Put the padding into the brown eye"

Because it's hard to find videos about this online, here are some tips regarding eyes, wigs, and makeup for dolls.

Product Links:
4 Pack Dreamlover Wig Hanger, Portable Hanging Wig Stand for All Wigs and Hats, Collapsible Wig Dryer, Durable Wig Stand Tool Holder, Hat and Cap Holder (White)
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0756539MB

Sharpie 1949557 Color Burst Permanent Markers, Fine Point, Assorted Colors, 24-Count
https://www.amazon.com/Sharpie-1949557-Permanent-Assorted-24-Count/dp/B019QBPDSM

LimoStudio Photography Studio Photo Video Continuous Umbrella Light Lighting Kit with Chromakey Green Screen Photo Background Backdrop Support System, AGG412V3
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005D1OWZA

Royalty free stock footage "heart beat monitor"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTyMvzSz410

Sponsor: https://www.the-doll-house.com/ (UK)
https://dc.the-doll-house.com/ (US)
The-Doll-House featured in GQ magazine:
http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/sex-robots-uk
Celestina's Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/celestina_monkey/

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CategoryNews & Politics

Live Podcast Schedule:
- The TFM Show: Saturdays at 7:00PM PST (10:00PM EST)
- TFM 420: Wednesday at 8:00 AM PST-ish (11:00AM EST)

A channel containing my thoughts on the issues of politics, philosophy, economics, finance, and culture as they affect transgender lesbians, especially those masculine-presenting transgender lesbians who are victims of cis-gynocentrism.

Old Theme Song: "Pride Before the Fall" by Ethan Meixsell. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.
New Theme Song: “Fling My Turds” by Red Pill Chemist
Avatar: "Close-up of Mixed-Breed monkey between Chimpanzee and Bonobo smiling, 8 years old” by Eric Isselee, used under license from Shutterstock.com
Additional Image Rights: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes by Lise Gagne, used under license from Getty Images