CoViD Memes [clean!]. It's another Nose for News memefest! I do these once in a while, so if you like it, be sure to subscribe and turn on the notifications, so you'll know when another comes out.

TRUMP TAKING HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE! Find out the truth, the spin, and what dangers this could present to the President.

✅improved-audio✅ version. Thank you for your patience.
MASKS are UNHEALTHY [hazardous to your rights] comments and commiserates with Dan Fagan's recent article on the Louisiana facemask orders, and contrasts them with that of the (un)fair state of MASKachusetts. Informative and thought-provoking, "Masks are Unhealthy" invites you to respond with your ideas on what can be done about this violation of our civil rights.

MASKS are UNHEALTHY [hazardous to your rights] comments and commiserates with Dan Fagan's recent article on the Louisiana facemark orders, and contrasts them with that of the (un)fair state of MASKachusetts. Informative and thought-provoking, "Masks are Unhealthy" invites you to respond with your ideas on what can be done about this violation of our civil rights.

WHEN WILL STATES RE-OPEN, and will yours be one of them? Find out who's opening up soon, and to what extent.

"Martin Shkreli Wants to get Out of Jail" to save the world from The Virus; "How to be a Bacon God," plus memes, fun stuff, and true headlines, all today, on the Nose for News channel!

JUST the HEADLINES+: 4/8/20 [news bits & pix] - It's the news show that makes you feel better.
Lighthearted news, delivered over beautiful scenery. 50 headlines and the most uplifting photos of the week!
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THIS WEEK'S HEADLINES:
NATIONAL
Breaking – Navy Secretary resigns…
Requests to delay mortgage payments jump 2,000%
Stephanie Grisham out, Kayleigh McEnany in as White House press secretary…
Mnuchin seeks $250 billion more – Senate vote Thursday…
$25,000 bonus pay for frontline workers?
WORLD
Boris Johnson receiving oxygen in a London ICU
Report – Wuhan Funeral Homes Burned Victims Alive
India allows export of HCQ after Trump issues threat…

STATE & LOCAL
Supreme Court issues emergency decision on Wisconsin election, where they're Voting With Masks
Absolute hell for LA bus drivers…
‘Liberty Rebellion’ in Idaho…
You can get 18 months in jail for visiting one Colorado county…
California is bailing out Illegal Aliens…
New Jersey…curve flattening
Cuomo – Use of HCQ in New York hospitals ‘anecdotally’ positive…
Bank run in Baltimore…
Food Bank Line Stretches For Miles in Florida (photo)…
GA - Doug Collins holds ‘massive lead’ over Senator Kelly Loeffler…
Detroit Democrat thanks HCQ and Trump for saving her life…

SCIENCE, MEDICINE, & TECHNOLOGY
CDC Chief – Deaths will be much lower than models anticipated…
model used by Birx and Fauci cut their numbers in half…
April Pink super Moon linked to ‘end of days’ omen…
Who remembers Martin Shkreli? (his story and how he may be the key to ending the virus, later this week on N..

JUST the HEADLINES 3/4/20 [read-along emoji news]
🗳Super Tuesday: twisty-turny,🌪
👖Biden knocked the pants off Bernie,👓
👋Pete and Amy threw the shoe,👞
🇺🇸But Nose for News is here for you!🐸
📺See 50 huge headlines in 5 tiny minutes
Weekly news🇺🇸Read along or just listen
#MAGA #KAG #Trump2020
🚨N4N EXCLUSIVE ABOUT TURKEY MAKING A PLAY FOR SYRIA, WHILE THE WORlD IS DISTRACTED BY THE CORONAVIRUS::::::

NATIONAL
* ⛺️ Dems in Ohio, California, and Portland Push Laws that force Private Property Owners let vagrants to Camp on Their Land
* 🎾 Obama Family Tennis Coach Accepted Nearly $3 Million in College Bribery Scandal
* 🗳 Steyer, Klobuchar, and Mayor Pete all out of 2020 race

WORLD
* 👦🏻 Venezuela - Maduro thugs Open Fire On President Guaidó – Boy Shot
* 🚗 UK - Man jailed for smuggling in 3 people in a car roof box
* 🔥 France: African thugs set fires and attack police near Paris’s station
* ✡️ Israel - Netanyahu goes back to the polls for a third time in just months
*
* 🇦🇫 Snag in US - Afghan - Taliban deal, Pompeo still optimistic
* 👟 China Uighurs forced into factory labour’ for some of your favorite brands
* 🍞 Vietnam - Family of jailed Australian baker looks to their govt for help
* 🚢 Caribbean Princess Cuts Voyage Short After Norovirus attack
*
* 👮🏿‍♂️ Burkina Faso - 10 police officers killed in attack
* 🇬🇼 Guinea-Bissau- Interim President Resigns After Two Days in office
* 🇨🇦 Canada - Cuba to Meet for Political Consult
* ⛏ Toronto - Foreigners Protest world’s largest mining convention, closing off Front Street

STATE & LOCAL
* 🛍 New York - new Plastic Bag ban, $500 Fine
* 🎀 New York bail reform law frees sex offender in nursery school trespass
* 🔎 Missouri - arrest made in '90s murder of teen boy
* 🐊 Ohio - police remove alligator from man's basement after 25 years
* Fun
* 🚨 Santa Clara Forms Gun Confiscation Team
* 💥 Explosion Triggers CA Blaze that Injures Three
* 💦 California homeowner stops thieves with high-pressure motion-activated sprinkler
* ..

JUST the HEADLINES [2-12-20] subtitled audio news WITH EMOJIS :)
👨‍❤️‍👨Wall St. Pete feels the Bern☮️
🧬Fauxcahontas missed her turn🪓
💤Joe packed up his campaign signs✈️
📺This & more on JUST the HEADLINES📻
💥3 TOP stories in this busy news week!💥
NYPD-TRAGEDY IN AFGHANISTAN-Coronavirus 🔥
👮‍♂️2 police injured in Bronx shooting👮‍♂️
* 🚓gunman ambushed patrol van, later opened fire inside precinct.
* 👨🏾Robert Williams surrendered after running out of bullets
* 👩🏾His girlfriend, too, was taken into custody
* 🔥Attacks likely to fan flames between cops & de Blasio, and...
* 👱🏻‍♂️Trump demands NYC protect police officers
🇺🇸Insider attack in Afghanistan🇺🇸
* ⭐️2 Green Berets and Afghan serviceman lost, 6 wounded
🔬Coronavirus🔬
* 💊Washington Doctors Treat Patient with Experimental Anti-viral -Improved in Hours!
* 🏔In a French Alpine village, families line up for coronavirus tests, after...
* 🇬🇧Briton there may may infect others across Europe
* 🩺UK am. hails Li Wenliang , dead Chinese doctor who was hushed by police...
* 👵🏼...Mother demands answers
* 💱China - Major Financial Issues Loom
* 🇭🇰 Hong Kong Protests restart
* ⚰️Death toll surpasses SARS outbreak, with numbers rumored to be far greater
* ⛓Some forcibly dragged off to quarantine
* 🗺Health Min. advises against travel to much of East Asia
* 🛳 Japan - Dozens cases found on cruise ship
* 🛳NJ- Cruise Passengers cleared after delay
* 🇧🇷Brazil- evacuated their people from China
🇺🇸NATIONAL🇺🇸
* 🛑🧕🏾Radical' immigration bill designed to 'create a whole new country'
* 🇨🇳Pompeo warns state governors of Chinese infiltration
* 💸Battle-scarred Al Qaeda Leader claims to US as a Refugee status, then applies for Disability
* 🏛Fed. prosecutors seek to delay Gen. Flynn's sentencing date
* 🕶Diplomatic immune teen-killer Anne Sacoolas was CIA spy
* 💔Air Force suicides last year surge to 30 year high
* ✂️Trump budget would cut $4.4T in spending, with defense up & handouts down
* 🚧Funding Secured For 1,000 Miles Of Border Wall
🌎 WORLD 🌎
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JUST the HEADLINES [December 11th, 2019] pleasant weekly news audio of 50 headlines in 5 minutes. It's all the news you need!

THIS WEEK'S HEADLINES -
[White House Will NOT Participate in Impeachment Hearing
[Democratic lawmaker:is struggling' to see a case for impeachment
[Ginsburg places hold on court order demanding Deutsche Bank turn over Trump records
[ William Barr called on to prosecute hardcore pornography producers
[Construction of private border wall continues despite court order
[Liz Warren Says She ‘Never Benefited’ From Her False Claims of Native American Ancestry
[Deported felons Arrested at Border, Attempting Illegal Re-Entry
[Trump poised to make winning trade deal with China, and…
[…Calls for World Bank to Stop Loaning to China
[7 of 10 Filipinos fear rise of Chinese workers
[Over 600 Pakistani girls sold as brides to China
[Russia downisUS Drone over Libya
[Trump negotiates release of US student Xiyue Wang from Iran
[Johnson & Corbyn wage Brexit battle in final debate before UK election
[French protests block roads & disrupt trains in Paris
[Germany's SPD slips in polls after choosing new leftist leaders
[German farmers set protest bonfires across the country
[ 3 rockets fired into israel from Gaza
[Israeli Foreign Minister Says Bombing Iran to Stop Its Nuclear Plans Is 'An Option,'
[Unidentified gunmen kill 25 protesters in Baghdad
[Air strikes kill at least 20 in Syria's Idlib
[Trump, South Korean President Moon discuss maintaining talks with North Korea
[Bolivia seeks Israel’s help in fight against terror
[Brazil- police crack down on gold smuggling at Venezuela border
[Chile- Organized Gangs Fuel ‘Protest’ Terror with Drugs, Alcohol
[Haiti - Protests subside, but economic aftershocks rattle country
[US dollar goes further in Cuba, as value of convertible peso drops
[Australia sees spike in respiratory illnesses as massive fires continues to burn, …
[…Giant fire near Sydney may burn for weeks as people struggle to breathe
[Haley says Canad..

SHOCKER: Trump Assassination Attempt??? Or was it? This video invites you to decide for yourself, after you learn about Trump's unplanned hospital visit, which occurred after his food-tester became ill. Also includes a look back at some unconventional presidential hit attempts you may not have heard about.

Eric Ciaramella, CIA: Yale, Family, Photos, and More! The unauthorized biography of Eric Ciaramella, the Whitehouse Whistleblower. By the time you're done watching this video, you'll know Eric Ciaramella like he's the boy next door.

PARLER BLEW UP!!! [ep.15] Veterans Day Salute, especially for the many members of Parler who have unselfishly served our country. Thank you.

PARLER BLEW UP!!! [EP.14] Sick of Twitter dictating the news cycle? Parler! C'mon over, the truth is fine! Here's a change of pace if you're tired of hearing "Twitter blew up," as though it's "The sky is falling!" 10 trending Parler posts + a sleeper that is sure to be trending soon! Sorry, Twit - there's a new platform in town! Features a sneak peek at my latest news video, Eric Ciaramella, CIA: Yale, Family, Photos, & More!
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Re-upload!! I was being held captive by Leftist goons, where I was forced to record the previous version Scalia-style (with a pillow over my face), but I managed to escape, just in time to bring you this clearer-sounding cut. PLEASE ECHO/SHARE, or it..will...just....fade.......away....... https://youtu.be/YUq_fmvs8eA
It's the grande Parler Blew Up Halloween Ca$h-tacular!

It's the grande Parler Blew Up Halloween Ca$h-tacular!
Are you sick of Twitter owning the news cycle? Here's a change of pace if you're tired of hearing "Twitter blew up," as though it's "The sky is falling!" 10 trending Parler posts + a sleeper that is sure to be trending soon! Sorry, Twit - there's a new platform in town!
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Twitter: it's as yesterday as Hillary herself...
Are you sick of Twitter owning the news cycle? Here's a change of pace if you're tired of hearing "Twitter blew up," as though it's "The sky is falling!" 10 trending Parler posts + a sleeper that is sure to be trending soon! Sorry, Twit - there's a new platform in town!
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Rashida Parody Song! Best m-f'ing Rashida parody song EVERRRRRRR!!!!

Parler! Are you sick of Twitter owning the news cycle? Here's a change of pace if you're tired of hearing "Twitter blew up," as though it's "The sky is falling!" 10 trending Parler posts + a sleeper that is sure to be trending soon! Sorry, Twit - there's a new platform in town!
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Pleasant audio! Each Wednesday, The Nose for News Channel reads you over 50 headlines in about 5 minutes: just enough news to keep you in the loop! #MAGA #KAG2020 #QAnon #Trump2020
Link to full stories of the day from here: https://www.drudgereport.com
...and here: https://the-remnant.proboards.com/thread/1257/tuesday-october-8-2019-news
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This week's thumbnail..President Donald Trump
https://youtu.be/bBwswN4QcPU
Drudge's Headlines:
IMPEACHMENT 2019: 'Never Trump' Coalition Decides He's Fine
2ND WHISTLEBLOWER COMES FORWARD
Navy pilot says mystery 'dark mass' emerged from ocean and swallowed torpedo
PAT ROBERTSON WARNS TRUMP
Supreme Court session begins without ill Clarence Thomas
'Hundreds' of young trans seeking to return to original sex
Mulvaney predicts post-impeachment landslide
4 killed, 5 injured in Kansas City bar shooting
Constitutional collision rocks nation
Trump threatens Turkey after greenlighting Syria invasion
5,000-Year-Old NYC-Style Metropolis Uncovered in Israel
'Never Trump' Coalition Decides He's Fine
Steelers QB Rudolph hospitalized after big hit to head
Sen. Susan Collins turns?
DRAMA: Ilhan Omar Files For Divorce From Husband
2ND WHISTLEBLOWER COMES FORWARD
Trappers capture record-setting python in Everglades
3 states account for half of 50 'most miserable' cities in USA
Six elephants die trying to save each other at waterfall
11 Tons Of Water And 'Special Container' Used To Extinguish Burning TESLA
NBC: We may be closing in on discovery of alien life
MEGA POLL: Do Americans Support Impeaching?
BERNIE: IT WAS HEART ATTACK
EAT THE PRESS: Senator refuses to answer questions
As rural groceries fade away, lawmakers wonder whether to act
'Too terrifying': Viewers walk out
WHITE HOUSE WALKS IT BACK?
TRUMP TAX RETURNS SHOWDOWN INTENSIFIES 'ABSOLUTE IMMUNITY
Mulvaney: Post-impeachment landslide

HEADL..

Memes, anecdotes, cartoons, great pix, fun & surprises from the hot, new social, Parler, as a tiny blue bird presses its beak against the glass, wondering what happened...
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Today's Topics:
john kerry iran nuclear deal
john kerry iran deal us dollar
john kerry iran contra
antifa doxxed
antifa mugshots twitter
suspend twitter account
suspend facebook account
migrants in europe
migrants italy
civil cold war
how dare you
how dare you greta
hillary college
obama college years key and peele
islam is right about woman news
epstein bears
laura loomer
new right network
new right network youtube
america wants a burger
president 45
trump 45
epstein jeffrey
epstein jeffrey house
epstein clinton
melania trump
melania trump interview
obama's last name
obama birth certificate
greta thunberg
greta thunberg speech
Barry Soetoro

Pleasant audio! Each Wednesday, The Nose for News Channel reads you over 50 headlines in about 5 minutes: just enough news to keep you in the loop! #MAGA #KAG2020 #QAnon #Trump2020
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This week's thumbnail..President Donald Trump
https://youtu.be/I0KkYmM8qQ0
Drudge's Headlines:
BARR HANGS TOUGH *
TRUMP TWEETS CIVIL WAR WARNING *
MUSK ROCKET TO MARS... *
Hillary Gearing Up For Late-Stage Do-Over? *
GERALDO: Entire Presidency Defined By Snitches And Rats And Backstabbers... *
KANYE SPARKS CHRISTIAN BACKLASH... NEW ALBUM 'BLASPHEMOUS'... *
Lights Go Out on Mayor Pete... *
New blood test detects 20 types of cancer... *
Trump's former national security advisor 'deeply disturbed' by Ukraine scandal... *
IMPEACHMENT VOTE 'BY END OF YEAR' *
HONG KONG TURNS WARZONE *
KANYE OF NAZARETH! *
REX REED: 'JUDY' has Zellweger pouting, posing, pursing lips like she swallowed turpentine... *
METALLICA postpone tour after frontman enters rehab... *
VEGAN DIET BLAMED FOR NFL QUARTERBACK'S BAD SEASON... *
NYC bans speech that might offend illegal aliens, up to $250,000 per offense... *
OLDFELLAS! *
MUSK ROCKET TO MARS... *
Kanye Pseudo-Religious Sunday Service Sparks Walkouts in NYC... Slaves Worshipping on Plantation... *
Signs of discomfort in defense of president... *

FOR FURTHER READING, LINKS COURTESY DAN BONGINO SHOW:
Hypocrites! Here’s what the Democrats thought about impeachment in 1998.
The Ukrainian President annihilated the liberal media’s anti-Trump narrative.
The attorney for the “whistleblower” was a Chuck Schumer & Hillary Clinton staffer.
An older article that nicely sums up the Clinton/Obama/Ukraine/Pinchuk connections.
An article from last year which exposed the Clinton’s relationship to Victor Pinchuk.
More information on the deep-state leaker the media refers ..

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This week's thumbnail...title - "Stings," photos: EEE virus threat, Iran unrest, Biden deals scandal
https://youtu.be/VyzFiaWzmzY
Drudge's Headlines:

ISS live feed captures 'triangular craft' hovering over Earth
Kardashians laughed off stage after claiming their show is 'real'
Inside America's Aborted Attack
IMPEACHMENT 2019
GAME OVER: BROWN SAYS DONE WITH NFL
Secrets of tiny island where inhabitants 'live forever'
How Greta rise could backfire on environmentalists
GOODWIN: IT'S GOING TO BE A DISASTER
Seas of Empty Seats Plague NFL Teams
PELOSI HINTS AT IMPEACHMENT
Mystery towers going up all over Cincinnati area
'FLEABAG' INVADES EMMYS
JEEP GOES TRUCK!
Pentagon deploys troops to Saudi Arabia... Developing.
El Chapo 'being tortured in hellhole prison'
AMERICAN AIRLINES jet makes emergency landing as passenger smokes weed
41 Climate Doomsday Predictions That Haven't Come True
For Biden, Whistle-Blower Complaint Could Cut 2 Ways
CAMPAIGN ROCKED
GOOGLE claims 'quantum supremacy'... Computer solves impossible
KRAFT WAS ENRAGED
Start to season has been nightmare for league
33 Man dies during underwater marriage proposal
Awkward Skit Snarks at Disgraced Actors
Will massive debt really doom us?
Think twice before using facial-recognition technology or fingerprint scanning
IRAN PREPS WAR
'When you are in, you can't get out': Women describe how Jeffrey Epstein controlled them
UPDATE: China footage reveals hundreds of blindfolded and shackled prisoners

Go jump off a cliff, twitter; your services are no longer necessary...