"Why don't you do debates, Mike?"
I do. I'm just not going to let you vultures try to pull this shit in real time, where you pathologically forget all the fuckwitted lies you've already gishgalloped, and you get away with it because no one has the time to play it all back to you when you deny saying it and/or falsely accuse your opponent of doing the thing you just did.
If you'd rather debate in that chicken coop hunger games Colosseum than in a slow, considered exchange where everyone can think things through and look things up, you might as well be telling me "I am a loudmouth grifter and I want to smear you with my bitch tricks."
Once and for all: Get to fuck and stay there. Have fun with the suckers born yesterday.