This is an archive for the Videos of The Griefing clan, Goroncity. Z0mby/Goron_Elder_Chris has passed on. So I thought it only right to preserve something which lifted me up out of many a shitty day. With this I aim to preserve the exploits of this group as best I can, and perhaps, who knows, bring it to those who may never have seen them before. I will upload when I can.

I am not, and never have been affiliated with the group. I'm just a fan of their works.

The Story of their formation is as follows, from the man himself:

The gay ass group known as GoronCity was started by yours truly, z0mby, and holmes. We would act like little faggots in ESEA pugs by primarily ghosting, and we soon decided to stick a name to what we were doing. Thinking we would make a group, a week would pass, and we would grow bored and forget about it because we would lose interest, I picked the oddest name I could think of. GoronCity seemed to fit so we tagged up as 'Goron_Elder_Chris' and 'Goron_Elder_Brett.' We recruited our e-friends(nax, niblets, tecknoe, shardeek, pliskin, caliban) and I made a channel on the GameSurge IRC network, #GoronCity(which is now banned and made illegal) I posted it on the ESEA forums on 12-31-06, and within the first night about 50 kids joined, which was a pretty big surprise. I had most of them go spam our channel on the ESEA forums. I'd also spam every single guest book I could find with this long drawn out ridiculous 10 paragraph essay about how we were going to trade supplies and start making alliances with different ESEA factions, basically i made GoronCity look like a faggot ass nerd fest for queers and homos, and my channel quickly grew in popularity, just about everyone who came in either, 1) Asked what this gay shit was, 2) Saw my messages and thought we were amazing trolls, 3) Called us nerds and told us to go back to WoW, or 4) Was a faggot and role played along, at least 50 kids started talking about Zelda and how they were going to sell us potions and shit, it was the gayest thing I'd ever seen. Any who, I'd have all the people in our channel(which was usually at a constant 120-160) go and troll the forums, spam the guest books, or grief the pugs on ESEA. It was hilarious, no, it was more than that, it was absolutely f**king ridiculous. I mean this shit was bananas, there'd seemed to always be kids trolling the forum and griefing pugs, and countless kids bought me ESEA accounts. It's funny because at least 1,000 different people at one point or another made at least one troll post about GoronCity on the forums, that has to be some sort of record right? Like most faggots ever to act gay online. Anyway, this went on for about 4-5 months maybe, i made some videos portraying us and our shenanigans on ESEA, and this homo named thedroop thought they were hil-fkn-larious, and made us our first site. I think I love him.

With a combination of losing our channel, getting perm banned from ESEA, and every other goron playing WoW, our reign of terror on ESEA stopped.

Since then we've recruited 11 more homos, raged about every game we could find, trolled the Counter-Strike world to absolute shit, and made about a billion videos/collages.

Now stop asking, "DERR HOW DID GORDANZ START!?!"

The End.