Hollywood Bob

Hollywood Bob

Meant to have this finished two weeks ago. Still relevant, though!

Some stock footage: Videezy.com

The absolute state of film publicists, critics… and Rotten Tomatoes.

Behold the future of motor sport…

A bit late in the day, but hey.

He's very, very, *very* careful with his words.

No reward is worth this…

Unless you're really into Lego or you might derive some ASMR benefits from listening to a middle-aged man fiddle with small pieces of plastic, this probably isn't for you. You have been warned! :)

The ironic follow-up. Sort of.

Link to the Midnight's Edge video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J52d4rCIHxU

(Note that I don't know these guys at all, and we might differ on some points with regard to STD – despite agreeing that it sucks.)

Stock footage: Videezy.com

Nobody puts watermelons in a corner!

Poor Timmy…

This one's the last of the old sketches I had sitting around on m' hard drive!

THIS is Ceti Alpha V!!!

Or why the critics are wrong. So very, very wrong…

*Contains some SPOILERS for episodes 1-3 of Star Trek: Discovery and 1-5 of The Orville*

Footage from Elite Dangerous: elitedangerous.com

Filmed on location in scenic CD-26 1339.

Footsteps (edited extract): "FootstepsOnaDock.wav" by mmaruska at Freesound.orghttps://www.freesound.org/people/mmaruska/sounds/180650

There'll be big Aegon big faces…

Somebody received a… *warm* reception…

At least his death didn't… drag on…

Let's play Global Thermonuclear War.

The Pope-Lord's most powerful proselytiser.

Another one from the (deus) vault, so to speak…

Time twin?!?

Threaten *this*, CNN "journalists".

Start times:

The Notebook (2004) – 2:05
It's a Wonderful Life (1946) – 4:14
Limelight (1952) – 5:56
The Umbrellas of Cherbourg (1964) – 8:07
Terms of Endearment (1982) – 11:16
Deep Impact (1998) – 13:23
Steel Magnolias (1989) – 15:36
Toy Story 3 (2010) – 17:58
Bridge to Terabithia (2007) – 21:34
An Affair to Remember (1957) – 24:52

*Originally uploaded to YouTube on 7/6/17*

Thoughtcrime is death.

*Originally uploaded to YouTube on 30/5/17*

And I didn't even mention the "Klingons"…

*Originally uploaded to YouTube on 24/5/17*

Some stats:

In 2015, 450 out of 452 suicide attacks worldwide (over 99%) were committed by Muslim extremists: http://www.timesofisrael.com/450-of-452-suicide-attacks-in-2015-were-by-muslim-extremists-study-shows/

In 2016, ISIS alone was responsible for roughly 70% of the 469 suicide bombings worldwide: http://www.timesofisrael.com/2016-was-deadliest-year-ever-for-suicide-bombings-worldwide/

Most terrorism occurs in the Muslim world (and most terrorist victims are Muslims): http://www.voanews.com/a/most-terrorism-victims-are-in-mulim-majority-countires/3478905.html

In the US – according to the following article and some others – the majority of terrorist attacks *aren't* committed by Muslims (self-professed or otherwise): http://reason.com/archives/2017/03/24/do-muslims-commit-most-us-terrorist-atta
However, Muslims make up only 1% of the US population, yet – according to that same article – they accounted for 12% of terrorist attacks (11 out of 89) over a recent five-year period.

There will be people who continue to challenge these statistics, and/or engage in whataboutery – the Crusades, fundamentalist Christians etc. Their views are increasingly at odds with reality – with the evidence we can all see with our own eyes.

A minor clarification: where I referred to an "anti-immigration/Brexit" group, I meant anti-*mass* immigration. I'm pretty sure that most people who voted for Brexit are in favour of some immigration (personally – in addition to skilled workers – I think we should be taking in genuinely persecuted Christian refugees). I don't want to inadvertently lend any weight to that straw-man BS.

And, of course, there were plenty of other reasons to vote Leave besides immigration – the EU's shameful lack of democratic accountability and the impoverishing effect of its policies on Southern Europe, to name but two.

Victory through superior ear power, or something.

2:22: Sk
3:52: Some chicken, some neck
5:31: Tapping
7:03: Stipple
8:36: Brushing/blowing on mic
10:19: Crinkling
12:32: Shout-out to patrons

*Originally uploaded to YouTube on 10/5/17*

The world's most uncontroversial "controversial" artist strikes again.

Turns out Palestinian rocket/mortar attacks on Israel have tailed off considerably since 2014. But for most years since 2001 (including 2005, which I believe is when Banksy produced the image I was thinking of) they have indeed been a daily occurrence – and the threat of further deaths and injuries clearly remains. Deep-rooted conflicts cannot be solved by happy-clappy BS.


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Politically incorrect comedy. Which is to say, comedy.

Focusing on movies/TV. Sometimes. Ish.