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Just having a bit of fun. Fart.wav seems to make everyone crack up. It never fails.
I also used a sound effect from Warcraft 2 (bloodlust), yielding similar results.

video type: PARODY / FAIR USE
audio: space people - credit to whoever the author is..
video: CHILD ABUSE

everyone keeps uploading this video, but ya gotta laugh... i mean look at it, looks very sci fi xD

Disclaimer: Parody, Fair use.
Originally a collab entry (which got cancelled), I went ahead and made this one a full feature poop. Bitchute exclusive. Enjoy!
Includes a few political gags :P Heheheheh

WARNING Ear rape ending!
Crossfire commercial with a few minor edits. I haven't uploaded anything and I'm almost done with my current project. Tis just a hold-me-over...

a quickie just for a larf, it's a thai commercial about light bulbs and how everything's scarier in the dark without'em, but with a typical YTP twist
available ONLY on Bitchute, despite putting YTP in the opening... roots ya know?

For those tuning in, Big Woman was my BB's former maid (in Thailand they actually call them "severant") lol!!!! Anyway, I haven't uploaded anything in a while and I still have a bunch of these.. They're basically filler for my channel... This is a true story, big woman actually ate MOST of the dinner she was preparing for BB's family... like really? Of course this happened years ago, it's still a funny incident... I wish I didn't make the music so loud in these...

lost her job because she was going to stab people. she cries not for her own actions, but blames others for what happened to her. cryyyyyyyy hahaaaa

A few commercials at the start, and the rest at 14:40 and 27:11
...aaaand part 3. The last of MLP and a Potato Head Kids ep. There's some more commercials, a small bit of Rainbow Brite... and a random clip of what I THINK is All My Children or One Life to Live? I forgot... I really don't know... this is definitely the more interesting of the 3 uploads. Man oh man, when I was a kid, I remember wanting tub doodler...

Part two, contains more mlp and glo friends + a quick random scooby doo ending clip lol
check part 3 for more commercials

Commercials start at 7:43

I can't believe I forgot about this... Ladies and gents, I'm going to start uploading some of my old VHS tapes. They are "old TV recordings" and the purpose of these are going to be for "educational purposes"... quite literally, I'm not just hiding behind that reason. This is for those who are interested in what it was like to watch TV back in the 80s as a kid. This was mainstream, this is what was popular and there were toys of these shows' characters in stores right then and there as you watched. It was a wonderful era. TV was fun, heck it had good messages more often than not. It was cooky I admit, especially some MLP eps.. but it was fun. Compared to what's airing today (Big Mouth, Cal Arts Cancer and other stuff) *shutters*... kids today wish they could have grown up in the 80s. You aren't wrong to wish so, I wish you did too. Well, enjoy the show!

ps - i actually did upload this to dailymotion, however it doesn't get much attention there. that was years ago, so here's bitchute's own copy ;)

lol

lol this is stupid... ok GoAnimate is just an easy laugh xD Big Woman was told by my sweetie's grandmother to do the dishes (again she's a kind of helping hand for her, paid) doesn't feel like doing the dishes because it's too hard... In the GoAnimate universe, I simply grounded her because it's fun to ground a 40 year old.

WARNING SEIZURE FLASHES. An old flash clip I put together ages and ages and ages ago... I guess I'll upload it... Chicken Jane gets into a ruckus! May trigger the SJWs, deal with it, the internet went through a fad of Nazi meme's back then.

Big woman actually went into BB's room and took her candy. Now most of you in the west value privacy, a LOT. It's quite common in the East for people to go snooping in your private affairs. Is it right? Absolutely not, yet they go on and do it.

lol

According to my wifey, big woman was asked to leave on many many occasions due to.. well not washing... but to liven things up, the episode depicts her smell as farts instead. Who doesn't love a good fart joke..

Hey all, I must explain what this video actually is. I have quite a bit of them, made a while back... My wife from Thailand had this weird maid/cousin type person come over (unwelcome). She would steal food from the fridge, take items or money. She was supposed to be caring for the grandmother, but never really did her job. The whole family is pretty pissed off at her. So my wife had me make these videos as a kinda gag... they are based on real events, the only part that isn't real is "you are grounded"... I just added that because, you know... GoAnimate Logic, right? xD Enjoy. I'll upload them all every few days.

Cal Arts Style is Cancer Arts Style. You people are a circus. I will never like garbage like Undertale, Gravity Falls, Gumball or any of that stupid shit.

he diedededed again

well I almost forgot about this one. it's been in cold storage, you know, browsing through old hard drives etc... I could probably work on it later, but for now, here's a taste of what I got done.

BROKEN VID
View it here ;) https://seed171.bitchute.com/KUMHWxWjSpuv/rpBdp7JpVdqx.mp4
Here's an old flash cartoon I did around the end of 98. It's called Killer Joe, featuring a rooster named Killer Joe (design inspired by the Corn Flakes rooster Cornelius). Joe goes on a rampage, slaughtering the henhouse with his... irregularity... only to be thwarted in the end. The music is from Escaflowne, don't know the track name though, it's been ages.. someone knows. The random arab dude was supposed to be Osama bin Laden, he was all over the TV back in those days xD I just threw him in there to be random.

Ever feel like you're in a dream from which you cannot awake? This one's for you.

I have been researching the simulated reality for more than 20 years. I had a website, IzludeReport.50megs.com (defunct) that I opened back in high school, I published my hypothesis and experiences in the matter. My peers believed me to be crazy, I don't blame them. Cognitive dissonance, right? I put away the topic for a long time, till around 2011 - 2013, when topics like this began resurfacing. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. All of a sudden everyone was talking about it. David Icke (not a fan of him btw, but still impressed that he talked about it at all), started referring to it as the Saturn Moon Matrix. Well I'll be doggone...

I wrote a journal, not to be published, rather found by the right person at the right time, long after I have left this realm. On the other hand, I did create this video a few years back. It was on YouTube for a while, banned due copyright strikes on the footage. I posted it sometime later on dailymotion where it doesn't seem to get much attention. Now that I have the opportunity to reupload my entire library, might as well throw this one in there as well.

The angle of this video is to show you that someone knows something... and they've been trying to flash it in front of you all this time. In cartoons, shows, all kinds of media. As a kid, these clips terrified me, but I had always believed that this might not really be my own body. The brain behind "The Media" in general, knows. Time Cube, Dream World, Escape. Interestingly, this topic goes as far back as the BC era. No one knew it was a computer simulation, but they knew something wasn't right. I won't claim to know what it really is, but I do have personal proof (that at least I know to be real), especially with some traumatic experiences I've had in the past to "seeing what I might not have been supposed to see".

Credits
Video: Batman The Animated Series, Kingdom Hearts 2, Star Trek The Next Generation, The Twilight Zone, Lois and Clark, The Matrix.
Audio: Bane - Simulated Reality Mix (fair use, applied as a "suggestion" in its title to the topic being discussed.

OMG I totally forgot about this!!!! Guys I totally forgot about this!!!! This was a collab entry, of which I think was removed on YT... go figure. NesQuick Bunny recalls of his experiences in Hell, er Quickland Forest... well it's short but sweet x) Enjoy!

BROKEN VID
View it here ;) https://seed171.bitchute.com/KUMHWxWjSpuv/oVotjZCzYqGh.mp4
My 2017 Donald Duck YTP. Donald pisses off a witch and she takes total control.

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Created 3 years, 2 months ago.

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Alright it's 2019 and I've FINALLY decided to settle into Bitchute. Dtube just didn't work out, however I will continue to use Dlive for live stream until Bitchute implements live streaming.

ON WITH THE SHOW! I'm izlude! Nice to meet you all! I left YouTube due to censorship of my content. I don't post anything too outlandish, just YouTube Poop and other mashups. Here is my old analytics:

Original Channel youtube.com/izlude (dead) 2 million subscribers, 25 million views.
---(details here https://www.bitchute.com/video/SCLRXHwDOXoD/)
Current Channel youtube.com/izlude2 (abandoned) 631 subscribers, 303,922 views.

I am going to try and make this my permanent home. I don't intend any copyright infringement. I don't upload full films or anything illegal like that. I claim all my videos to be under parody law. Let's rebuild and keep the laughs coming.

ATTENTION: I may post things like I hope so-and-so bites the dust, but I would never encourage violence ;) So chill out!