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There are many homegrown American Heroes, and they're not always who you'd expect.

This "On Sunday We Rest" is an homage to a one Sadaat Khan, whose name means "Lord-Chief Boss-King" - owner of a Stoneham, Massachusetts convenience store, and possessor of the fabled Spice-Fist of Absolution.

On a random evening in 2014 - for the second time in a year - Khan was caught on camera just absolutely wrecking two armed would-be robbers with a fist full of chile powder. To say again: When confronted with two loaded guns in his face and told to hand over the cash, Lord-Chief Boss-King simply said "Molon Labe," then grabbed a fist full of chile powder, and beat them both out the door.

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The tragic saga of Brothers Ed and Brian Krassenstein may have finally come to a close.

Having tried and failed at Ponzi schemes in 2003, tried and failed at (possible) Obama FBI collusion in 2016, and tried and failed at convincing anyone they're not an even weirder, twincestual version of Ace and Gary for the duration of the Donald Trump presidency - the Krassenstein brothers finally caught a front-holefull of karma when Twitter (of all corporations) yanked their blue check marks and permanently banned them from the platform.

What does this mean for censorship and free speech? With some thoughtful comments lifted from the prolific Styxhexenhammer666 and some counterpoints from a one GK Chesterton - and your usual dose of gallows humor - we take a (hopefully) final look at the excised society tumor that exists as a creepily-intimate unholy doppleganger of soy.

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Is there anything left that can be said about Michael Avenatti - that can't and won't be used against you in a court of law?

Ladies and Gentlemen (YIJAYG) - Attorney, "Creepy Porn Lawyer," Domestic Abuser, Fraudster, Extortionist, Thief, and "Just A Generally Not Fun To Be Around" Guy Michael Avenatti (Esq) has finally reached the limit of card mountain - and his catastrophic-but-don't-get-me-wrong-I'm-still-laughing-hysterically meltdown is bringing the last vestiges of the Legacy/Mainstream Media down with it.

Completing the Lose trifecta of arrests - the first two being for Felony Domestic Violence and Wire Fraud - Avenatti was poetically exposed for stealing money from his former client, Stormy Daniels.

"I flew too close to the sun. ... ... ... ... Icarus."

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What can you say about Joe Biden's sons except - well - they're half in the bag.

Hunter Biden - despite the MSM's best efforts - has led something of a charmed life in the headlines, particularly from 2013 to 2016. He enlisted in the Navy Reserves in 2013 only to be kicked out of the Navy Reserves in 2013 after testing positive for cocaine; somewhere between 2015-16 he started cheating on his wife Kathleen Biden with Hallie Biden, the one-year-fresh widow of his own brother, Beau Biden; returned a rental car to a Prescott, Arizona Hertz complete with crack pipe, secret service business card, Delaware Attorney General badge (the former position of his late brother), two driver's licenses - both with his legal name on them - and a "white powdery substance."

Take a guess.

But the most egregious act of Hunter Biden may have come in concert with his Uncle-Groper-Father Joe - while Vice President, Joe Biden pressured the Ukrainian government to fire a prosecutor that was investing the board of Burisma - which just so happened to include Hunter Biden.

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The Monday Meme is here - enjoy this mashup of "More Donald," the hidden track from the Feels Good Man LP (https://store.cdbaby.com/cd/johnward49), Steven Crowder's "Top 5 Anti-Trump Feminist Meltdowns!" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLgsmrzYPbQ&t=58s), Mad_Liberal's Peshwa Warrior Trump (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Dy1C95p00E), and more.

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Details on how to win a FREE 2019 St. Paddy's Day MAGA Hat (official), how to join the John Ward Discord, NEW Ladies Apparel, finding ways around censorship/demonetization, NEW website features, benefits for World Champions

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This Sunday we enjoy, in his own words, the classic "LA Speed Story" as told by USAF Major Brian Shul - quite a hero as it were, quite the comedian as it is.

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New Yorkers aren't exactly known for their tact - and this was put on spectacular display after New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio declared he would join the field of the several million Democrats pursing the 2020 presidential election.

MSNBC, in a desperate bid to support their party, spent an afternoon interviewing as many NYC residents as they could - but the hatred of Mayor de Blasio was so powerful that literally every single person either raged or just burst out laughing.

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If you haven't heard of Alyssa Milano, congratulations - seriously. But if you have, you're likely aware of her May 2019 magnum opus #SexStrike - a heroic Twitter crusade in support of abstinence in the face of the Georgia Fetal Heartbeat law.

...except Milano didn't intend her Stalinesque restriction on female freedom of choice to be pro-life so much as she just gets off telling people what to do - and, as she faces massive backlash from LIBERAL WOMEN who, you know, don't really see any reason to not enjoy a healthy human relationship, some interesting history is coming to light with regards to the New York (of course) failed actress.

Ever heard the term "Puck Bunny"?

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In light of Brian Krassenstein breaking Twitter policy and mass reporting actually meaningful human being Carpe Donktum - and Twitter restoring, then re-banning the latter to salve Ed's booty wounds - I thought it was time to release a little KrassenDirt I've been sitting on:

A private song from Brian to his brother Ed Krassenstein, "Dear Ed."

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Democrat Brian Sims, the now-infamous Pennsylvania Democrat Representative of the 182nd District, predictably failed to show his face at the May 10, 2019 pro-life rally outside his favorite snack shack slash huge campaign donor, the Locust Street Planned Parenthood in Philadelphia, PA.

Having seen what he can do to elderly women and underage girls, most of us were hoping for a confrontation with someone he couldn't kill with his bare hands - but were left wanting.

...except, as luck would have it, the livestream bullying aficionado actually WAS caught on camera in 2017 being confronted by a gay black man who - shocker - was angry with Democrat Brian Sims' lack of representation of black and brown people from the Philadelphia LGBTQ community. Take a wild guess whether he screamed for ten minutes, or ran away like a coward.

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You know Brian Sims - I mean, you don't know him personally, or you'd be dead with an ice pick made of cocaine your back - but you've certainly heard of the psychotic, abusive, toxic male rampaging across Locust Street in Philadelphia just a-breaking the law and offering money to dox underage girls.

The hilarious coke - JOKE - is now in full damage-control mode. In yet another weird Twitter video, Sims attempts to acknowledge his abuse of an elderly woman while totally ignoring the fact that he committed a racist, sexist hate crime against an underage, racial minority female.

...and then people started looking at the legal record of the Locust Street Planned Parenthood he's defending...
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Social media exploded late Monday evening with the horrifying discovery of two self-published videos made by Pennsylvania Democrat Brian Sims - both of which involved the bizarre, borderline-violent stalking of teenage and elderly women.

Sims apparently makes a hobby of camping out at the local Planned Parenthood, where any women who dare the public sidewalk are immediately subjected to harassment, abuse, and intimidation - you know, from an elected official.

The initial leak showed Sims chasing an elderly woman for almost ten minutes while screaming racist and anti-female obscenities - more than enough to jumpstart a backlash - but it was the second video that truly shocked people from all political spectrums. Full grown man and ex-college football player (and Democrat) Sims accosted three underage girls, screamed more racist, anti-female remarks, and offered an actual bounty of one hundred dollars to anyone willing to break the law by doxing them.
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It's MONDAY MEME time, May 2019 edition - for your World Championing pleasure:

Steve Cohen (D) - Chickenland
President Donald Trump
Bloody Lions
Barack Obusha
Ilhan Omar (D) - Somalisota
Mazie Hirono (D) - Tent City
Joe Means Joe (Biden)
Bill Barr and associated murder victims
Jerry Nadler (D) - Table
Meme Magic
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Today's OSWR is a short, to-the-point example of the kinds of things the MSM is working overtime to NOT cover: Rabbi Goldstein, survivor of the San Diego synagogue shooting done by a deranged, far-left National Socialist: German Edition.

Speaking before a group of survivors and other members of the Jewish community, the Rabbi thanked President Trump for being the first person to reach out in a genuine way, calling trump "...a Healer. You heal people."

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Worst Journalist of the Year, Don Lemon (Worst Journalist of the Year) has been polluting the airwaves with myriad forms of flaming garbage hucked from the dumpstery halls of CNN for quite some time now - which had many of us wondering how he manages to sustain such unmatchable levels of pure, universal inability while knowingly shilling for things like racism and killing inner-city babies.

Then, just over halfway through the first term of US President Donald Trump, WJOTY Don Lemon (WJOTY)'s mask suddenly slipped during an exchange with former Trump aide Cliff Sims, who was forced to endure one of the most bizarre meltdowns so far in 2019.

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We have our first Post Your John Ward Merch Contest winner for the month of April as well as a new prize with expanded entries for May 2019. Cheers!

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CNN's top success story Chris Cuomo is on a monster winning streak, if by "winning" one means "doing terminal velocity cannonballs onto the serrated Dong of Hypocrisy.

This particular segment captures CNN's DUI team captain asserting that the racist, sexist, antiseptic neo-nazi terrorist organization known as "Antifa" is a "Good Cause."

Naturally, the two men he coerced into witnessing his mental health episode (Rob Astorino and Steve Cortes) took issue with CNN's top propagandist-oops-I-mean-host supporting the millennial iteration of Hitler Youth.

...and it was good.

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CNN's top rated host and resident drunk driving enthusiast Chris Cuomo - (read: criminal) invited former US Attorney General Michael Mukasey on his almost-a-show to try to make sense of how Trump not committing any crimes whatsoever could possible mean Trump wouldn't be indicted for those same crimes he didn't commit.

Mukasey, who Chuck Schumer once recommended for both the Supreme Court and AG (the latter of which he became), entertained the roulade of indiscernible mouth noises until it became clear that Cuomo had zero understanding of American law.

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Locally famous Instagram stealer, woman hater, and colossal racist Iain Robertson took to Twitter to sarcastically whine and slash or virtue signal about the "lack of diversity" in the 2019 Miss Scotland competition.

While not promoting sketchy charity "Brewgooders" for free money, Robertson also enjoys not posting the exact same categorical picture from almost every single one of the 190+ national beauty pageants that feature only one race or ethnicity.

You know - because he's racist.
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CaliToilet Congressthing Kamala Harris joined Worst Journalist of the Year, Don Lemon (Worst Journalist of the Year) for a CNN Town Hall - where, to even the WJOTY's shock and surprise, supposed Democrat Presidential Candidate Kamala Harris dropped the "...What?"-bomb that she (in agreement with Bernie Sanders) would let convicted terrorists like the Boston Bomber vote.
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Tomorrow ( April 20 2019 ) will mark the worldwide release of the FEELS GOOD MAN LP by John Ward.

TRACK LIST
1. The Salt Mines Are Rich Today (R.B.G.)
2. Butterface (I Haiti Chelsea Clinton)
3. Leave a Snickers for the Beast
4. Orange Man Bad
5. Killer Whale
6. Talcum X (Press F To Pay Your Respects)
7. Locker Room Talk
8. Run Run Kids
9. Ultimo Uomo (Now You Get The Monkey)
10. Liberal Woman
11. Shining On (Here's Johnny)
12. Peytonio Manninguez
13. The Ides Of March (Alex Joner)
14. American Fun

... and maybe something secret stuck in there for fun.

Cheers!

NOTE: Links for downloads/CDs will be added upon release.

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Fox News is not your friend, example 9390189284509782:

Neil Cavuto, host of and possible fat deposit on Fox's "Your World," already has a rabid following of fans who literally celebrated what they thought was his firing - but his stock really took off when he hung up on Catholic League president Bill Donohue for daring to say "Forgive me, I'm suspicious" of the cause of the now-infamous Notre Dame fire in Paris.

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This week's Monday Meme is a two-fer spotlight on creative genius and high energy memetic engineer "Power Tie." Featuring two classic short-film form memes (Planet Earth: The Swamp, Braveheart), start your week off with a few minutes of laugh enema courtesy of one of the top Meme Warriors working in 2019.

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Somalisota Rep. Ilhan Omar is so much more than an Incest Iconoclast and American hero who hates Jewish people - she is an obvious victim of anti-American 9/11 trigger-ers who suffers immensely from their "inciting violence."

Far less severe is CBS show The Good Fight's awesome Twitter video calling for violence in response to mouth noises and definitely-not-intentional call to "Assassinate President Trump."

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