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You've probably heard about white Democrat presidential candidate Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke's re-surfaced poetry - but have you actually read it?

I hadn't - so I decided to try. On camera.

I failed.

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Following the attack by a left-wing terrorist on a mosque in Christchurch, New Zealand, the mainstream media apparatus is desperately trying to spin the narrative back to US President Donald Trump.

Ultra-liberal propaganda outlet Fox News and one of it's star old people, Chris Wallace, brought on Acting White House Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney to explain to the retarded half of Americans why "No, Donald Trump didn't inspire an Antifa lunatic."

When Wallace did his best to slip in an unbelievably dishonest custom-edited quote from the shooter's manifesto, Mick - on St. Paddy's, no less - calmly made the most underrated comment of 2019.
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CNN resident drunk driving enthusiast Chris Cuomo has been ruling the airwaves of mediocrity lately, rocketing to the number 23 slot on most watches shows by people with behavior disorders.

But in Mid-March of 2019, the stalwart agitprop master met more than his match in his opposing number - proprietary anti-propaganda drug Kellyanne Conway. As he attempted to purposefully distort US President Donald Trump's "tough people" comments, professional BS demolisher Conway turns his own tactics against him, sending Cuomo spiraling into confused NPC error messages.

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Casting couch and possibly actresses Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin (the latter married to Wal-Mart fashionista Mossimo Giannulli) got nailed their least favorite way when the Donald Trump Justice Department rained down a scam-sting of glory on their unsuspecting highlights.

Dubbed "The Biggest College Admissions Scam In History," the mid-priced performers and nearly 50 other CEOs, executives, and general who's-who of ultra-liberal California teamed up with college coaches, administrators, and SAT and ACT test proctors to scam their unimpressive offspring into highly regarded universities.
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In response to extreme levels of "Socialist Utopia," the United States has officially recalled all staff from the American embassy in Venezuela. Ousted ex-president Nicolas Maduro is clinging to power by blowing up food, humanitarian aid, and all taboos related to eating Giraffes.

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One joke for every major headline of February 2019:

WORLD NEWS
FAKE NOOSE (NEWS)
NEWS
OTHER S**T

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Jussie Smollett's "plan" to commit the largest-scale hate crime in human history failed miserably. Now, almost a month later, we have the benefit of hindsight to guide us through the chronological mind-f**k that was the black and gay Empire actor's magnum opus.

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As a full analysis video on every major headline of January 2019 would leave us forever behind the ever-binging news cycle, I have limited myself to one joke on every notable event in politics/geopolitics since the start of the new year.

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Hey Jussie - nice hate crime you got there! Since you're too busy inciting violence against massive groups of innocent people to provide an accurate accounting of your "attack" in downtown Chicago on January 29, 2019, it was determined prudent to piece together the disjointed facts thus far made available.

(Parody)

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With the benefit of a few days' perspective - also understood as "actual research" - The supposed "hate crime" against Empire actress Jussie Smollett is starting to look suspect.

But the deeper hilarity behind Smollett's quote "getting attacked by two white men in MAGA hats with a noose and bleach... who had just so happened to be wandering around downtown Chicago at 2 am in -30 degree weather, of which the only video evidence that exists proves you didn't even drop your sandwich..." is that the very liberal wet dream Smollett described to police turned out to be - almost instantly - Democrat Governor of Virginia, Ralph Northam.

It was learned that not only was there photographic evidence of Northam's standard Democrat racism in two separate yearbooks, but still further, that blackface and KKK hoods were such a habit that he earned the nickname "Coonman."

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As the girthy legal shadow of the Tsunami of Righteousness finally begins to fall on the panicky lemmings of the liberal American media, we use Part 6 of our MARCH FOR LIFE series to do a case study on the comorbidity of feminism and debilitating developmental disorders.

Under the spotlight of her first dance recital is feminist and possible antichrist Monica Klein, who uses both Tucker Carlson's conservative platform and genuine line of questioning to launch into what is best understood as three and a half minutes of somehow vomiting into her own mouth.

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Newly-minted 2020 presidential candidate Kamala Harris raises eyebrows with her unnatural behavior.

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CNN darling and slash or overweight cetacean Ana Navarro raised a few eyebrows recently when she aloofly filed her nails in response to the news "Americans have been killed by illegal immigrants."

Now that The Sandmann has entered stage right - towing "oh-hey-nice-lawyers-you-got-there" - Navarro has been one of the few propagandists oops I mean journalists to risk crippling libel lawsuits to pursue the debunked liberal fan fiction that the Covington Catholic students had done anything wrong whatsoever at the 2019 March For Life.

Today, in Part 4, we review the strange and possibly infected origins of the whale carcass sometimes erroneously referred to as "Ana Navarro," and the possible outcome of her arachnid clutching at black market plastic straws.

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Genius author David Foster Wallace battled a lifetime of depression over human limitations, ultimately taking his own life on September 12th, 2008.

Just three years earlier in 2005 he delivered a commencement address at Kenyon College now famously known as "This Is Water." Intimately familiar with the lethality of the repetitive and mundane, DFW would provide a framework for dealing with this type of real-life wear and tear.

Thought it fit the situation with the channel.

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A week removed from the weird, desperate, and probably felonious attempt at destroying the lives of "Oh hey, some kids," and the MSM is ready to move on. So too has the normie goldfish attention span robbed the otherwise unbelievable crime of momentum - and any channels still covering the Covington Catholic/Nathan Phillips/Black Hebrew Israelites shenanigans are getting hamstrung or - like this one - outright demonetized.

But - what actually happened, and why? In Part 3 of the March For Life mini-series - "Enter the Sandmann" - we meet the boy and slash or god at the epicenter of the hurricane:

Nick Sandmann.

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Less than a week removed from the coordinated oops I mean random incident at the 2019 March For Life - A group of underage high school kids from Covington Catholic on vacation to support "maybe not killing babies" - the details of lose-hero Nathan Phillips' weird, uncomfortable reality have begun to emerge.

Nathan Phillips is the name - maybe - of the Jessie Pinkman client you might have seen whacking a dead cat stretched over a frisbee on a flaming dumpster that has confused itself for a television network. You know - the Native American "Vietnam Veteran" who was just minding his own business when an unexpected clique of 300,000 people rolled up in his otherwise upstanding grill.

It turns out Nathan Phillips is a huge fan of Valor, but can't afford to pay for it. Not only is he not a veteran, but his limited time in the military was restricted to brig time for going AWOL and failing to fix refrigerators.

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January 19th, 2019 -

300,000 people gather in Washington, DC for the annual March For Life, a pro-life event that drew an innocuous group of vacationing teenagers from Covington Catholic High School - and a predatory, organized group of something else entirely.

PART 1
(Non-Chronological)

Trial lawyer Robert Barnes, working on behalf of the Covington Catholic minors who were attacked by the Mainstream Media - pro bono - took social media by surprise and slash or storm when he exploded on Twitter with direct threats of libel lawsuits to multiple media personalities.

Among his targets were The New York Times' Maggie Haberman, World Record Of Losing holder Kathy Griffin, CNN clown S.E. Cupp, and Minnesotastan politician Ilhan Omar.

Though the repercussions of this colossal media failure will echo for decades to come, those interested in the March For Life 2019 scandal in whole will enjoy this light introduction to the evolving saga, hopefully making the coming details at least a little more palatable.

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Gillette decided to start their 2019 off with a bang by alienating most of their customer base with a weird, unsolicited SJW sermon-ad more or less blaming men for the world's problems.

The backlash was swift and righteous, with even Dollar Shave Club CEO Michael Dubin piling on.

Then...

An oddly-timed/themed PETA video drops and feeds the media vortex; literally hundreds of takes on Gillette hit the airwaves, and a controversy not unlike the Ocasio-Cortez manufactured-dancing frenzy blooms...

And in stepping back and taking breath, one might perhaps wonder if one is being told where to look.

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Solent Greenis, better known as just Sol, has been producing Louvre-grade memes on an industrial scale since the GEOTUS himself first declared his intention to rage-kick the proverbial Swamp dam to pieces. Though huge on Twitter, her lesser-known YouTube channel - which boasts over 300 completely original, glorious memes ranging from snack-sized to THC-binge-meal - is sacrilegiously under-subbed. Let's do something about that.

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Not everyone is familiar with brothers Ed and Brian Krassenstein, but if you've ever followed President Donald Trump on Twitter you'll have some weird, nagging notion that you've seen the name before.

That's because the Krassenstein Brothers are Resistance-(trademark)-fighters-extraordinaire so dedicated that they respond to nearly every single Trump tweet with deranged and bizarre rants and agitprop.

Now that 2019 has begun, The Krassensteins have decided their brand needs a more powerful megaphone - "KrassenCast" (seriously) - and the duo kicked the launch off with a Twitter promo video that was... subpar.

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Though few will ever touch the centuries-advanced prognostications of GK Chesterton, Dr. Stephen Hicks' 1998 speech on Socialism and Postmodernism captured in frightening detail the assumed state of affairs just two decades later.

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The full story of Abilio "Jim Acosta" deserves a series, not a video. In Part 3, we continue right where we ought to - at the literal-and-figurative metal wall barring any further advancement (of Jim Acosta's career as CNN White House Correspondent).

2019 has but begun and already the American government is shut down over a budget gridlock. President Donald Trump wants a mere five billion for a wall along the US southern border with Mexico - a travel and transportation vector that produces drugs, rape, and murder.

Having already revoked Acosta's White House Press Credentials for assaulting a female intern - yes, seriously - President Trump surely accepted this unexpected yet nevertheless scrumptious treat courtesy of the second-worst Journalist creeping the halls of CNN.

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"Peytonio Manninguez" original track by John Ward
Feels Good Man LP (coming 2019)

LYRICS:

Took me ten thousand miles
To get you here baby
And now you're here baby
You made it

Told you
There's nothing I wouldn't do
To get you all the way to the
EEUU

Now there's
No need to run
You can fly, call me
Peytonio Manninguez

Don't mind me
Go be free
Go be all you can be
Don't you cry baby
Bye baby - hyah!

...You My Rock ...

x 3

SPECIAL THANKS
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After a short-lived media frenzy, the infamous Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez "Dancing" video momentum has fizzled, extinguished, and spontaneously re-combusted into a holy conflagration of flaming astroturf.

As first pointed out by Benny Johnson and Dave Rubin, the suspiciously coordinated media explosion happened almost impossibly quickly after the initial tweet - and, as further investigation would reveal, not a single verified conservative made a single negative tweet about the video.

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Speaking at the Atlanta NAACP's 2019 New Years celebration of the 156th anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation signed by Abraham Lincoln - you know, the first Republican president - Democrat Congressman Hank Johnson seemed quite thrilled with the fantasy of President Donald Trump supporters "dying early."

Seemingly unimpressed with Trump's engineering of prison reform and the lowest black unemployment rate - ever - Hank Johnson would go on to pepper his tragicomic routine with a healthy dose of "Literally Hitler"s.

But if one looks backwards just a short ways to 2010, you might notice something about Hank Johnson that has slipped under the MSM radar (on purpose). And that is that Democrat Hank Johnson struggles on a daily basis to avoid setting world records for human stupidity.

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