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Meme/Music video for the original song "War Drum," from the new Bat Soup album (see below).
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Dr. Anthony Fauci of epidemiology fail-fame used his newfound 2020 fail-clout to book a "who cares" first pitch gig with the Washington Nationals on MLB opening night. ...He failed.
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First Album - "FEELS GOOD MAN"
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March 20th, 1775

Following the arguments of British Loyalists, Patrick Henry took the stage at the Second Virginia Convention - in front of future American greats that included Thomas Jefferson and George Washington - and delivered what is considered one of the greatest speeches of all time, ending in the now-famous crescendo "Give me Liberty, or give me Death!"

This video is that speech, in full, updated into modern American vernacular.
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First Album - "FEELS GOOD MAN"
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Kamala Harris crawled out of her lair in late July 2020 to make an appearance on Al Sharpton's MSNBC show "RESPICT" - and the Internet immediately suffered catastrophic retinal damage as the already horrifying politician seemed to have an even more horrifying new lizard face.

Anonymous sources say her rigid, bleached skin and reptilian features are supposed to make her a more attractive VP candidate for Democrat nominee Joe Biden... yet others suspect the weird visage is actually Hillary Clinton, still hell-bent on her destiny of becoming President.

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First Album - "FEELS GOOD MAN"
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Considered one of history's greatest musical achievements, this original work of hyporchestra was composed by CNN's Don Lemon over the course of seven years as a Mainstream Media anchor (2013 - 2020).
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The "Bat Soup" album - follow up to Feels Good Man (https://www.amazon.com/Feels-Good-Explicit-John-Ward/dp/B07R5H5RKG/ref=sr_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=john+ward&qid=1594207560&sr=8-4) - Ten new original meme songs, from your favorite Creator.
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Actor Terry Crews had the astonishing gall to state publicly on Twitter: "Not all white people are bad. Not all black people are good."

CNN actor Don Lemon took offense to this rationality, and invited President Camacho on his show.

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#TerryCrews #DonLemon #BLM

In late June 2020, NASCAR actor oops I mean "driver" Bubba Wallace blew up the media with the claim that he found a "noose" in his garage bay at Talladega Superspeedway.

As he made the customary victory lap on The View and Don Lemon Tonight, however, 15 FBI Special Agents and internet sleuths - including The Conservative Treehouse's "Sundance" - raced to be the first to discern the truth behind the familiarly suspicious story...

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Welcome to CHAZ - the "Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone" - in Seattle, Washington.
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Carlos Osweda unrolled thread, video-style.

On doubters, defeatism, confidence, and the absolute baller that was Sholto Douglas.
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June 3rd, 2020 marks halfway to the 2020 US Presidential Election.
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CNN's Don Lemon soliloquizes with the grace of a mentally disabled hippopotamus and the skill of a sunbaked whale carcass...

Tantrum-ing over Twitter's masterful fail of a "fact check," the Worst Journalist of the Year makes face things and mouth noises into the empty airports of America.

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Have a Good Day!
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On May 10th 2020, The Iran Navy decided to flex its power in the face of US Warships by accidentally engaging and sinking - the Iran Navy.

Quite the surprise, given they've got a real solid missile game lately.
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Twitter user "bara Godzilla" (handle: @baragodzilla) uploaded an advertisement to the platform with the caption:

"im losing my mind. there is no way you're going to be able to predict what this ad is trying to sell you

finally, now more than ever, women can buy our product"

With over 6 million views and such a stellar introduction, I knew I'd enjoy it - so I recorded myself watching it for the first time.

Spolier Alert: I didn't guess right...

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When you're too scared to actually do anything, you set up a straw man and sob passive-aggressive fantasies at it - the only difference with CNN's Don Lemon is that he does it live on national television. The cheese-fingered propagandist melted down again, this time over supposed nostalgia for the long-gone scent of Barry Obama.
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Chris "Fredo" Cuomo, CNN superstar slash non-CNN below average clown, recently announced his triumphant "recovery" from COVID-19... except you can't recover from something that you never had.

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A completely true story-song about 2020 presidential candidate Joe Biden.

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#JoeBiden #2020Election #CornPop

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#Venezuela #CruiseShip #Fail

Biological bruomos Chris Cuomo (Propagandist, CNN) and Andrew Cuomo (legacy admission Governor, New York) - went slightly off track while discussing - you know, a pandemic - and had a live, on-air slap-fight over who was their mom's favorite son.

Everyone lost.
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#CuomoMom #CuomoCNN #CuomoVirus

Former Florida gubernatorial candidate (and Democrat, shocker) Andrew Gillum was caught in a compromising position when officers responding to a 911 emergency call found him "inebriated" with an overdosing male escort.

Gillum, husband/father/CNN Contributor, has announced he is entering rehab for "alcoholism.

Three bags of methamphetamine were found at the scene.

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#AndrewGillum #AndrewGillumRehab #TravisDyson

WJOTY Don Lemon, facing cheese-based assault charges and ratings lower than a Hollywood movie, officially went off the deep end when CNN Commentator John Kasich said President Trump's coronavirus address was "fine."
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#DonLemon #WJOTY #TrumpAddress

In response to Michael Bloomberg dropping out of the Democrat Primary after burning 500 million dollars on ads, Washington Post "journalist" Mekita Rivas lamented for that price, Bloomberg could have given all 327 million Americans one million dollars each.

The expected response to her math drove her to lock her twitter account and make her personal website private - and everyone thought that was the end of it.

... but MSNBC's Brian Williams and New York Times Editor Maya Gay were just getting started ... and the result is, as many said with varying degrees of politeness: "The saddest clip in the history of the internet."

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#MSNBC #BloombergMath #BrianWilliams

You're fine as long as you don't touch your face.
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TMZSDNC anchor and "Hardball" host Chris Matthews shocked the world when he - apparently out of nowhere - "retired" on-air after 20 years of service, and peaced out with the majority of his one hour slot unfilled. While ultra-liberal and ultra-ultra incompetent MSNBC (home of Rachel Maddow) scrambled to fill the air time and explain themselves, and social media went wild with rumors of accusations by women, Matthews quietly disappeared - having accomplished the rare, Avenatti-esque feat of being hated by both the political left and right.

But, perhaps... all is not as it seems.

GQ "journalist" (lol) Laura Bassett, who penned the article that was credited with getting Matthews fired - because he was definitely fired, that part isn't remotely disputed - may have been less concerned with predatory behavior than she was with doing the dirty work of Matthews' greatest nemesis... none other than the Beef Demon xirself - Hillary Clinton.

After humiliating the Beef Demon on multiple occasions, then likewise shredding the clown that is Elizabeth Warren (also a Bassett favorite), the full might of the corrupt Left came down on Matthews with the deadly weight of a single feminist activist... and while plenty on the Right celebrated his bizarre exit from the stage, there are too many shades of the tactics against Kavanaugh - and even Trump himself - to ignore the possibility that a true voice of the Left was railroaded to clear the field for yet another bovine puppet.

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