My Mum's very sexually frustrated and commanded me to ask for a sausage so she can satisfy her vagina for a few nights.

I forgot to mention in the video that part of the reason behind it was because of the Holocaust which basically made Brits a lot more sympathetic to immigrants, Jews in particular as a result of what the Nazi's did to Jews, disabled people and non-whites during the 1930's and 1940's. Some of the current mass immigration is of course because of the EU but the UK government has been allowing the EU to import massive numbers of immigrants into Britain for decades without any real resistance against the EU, this video is explaining why the UK government nowadays doesn't mind mass immigration at all.

Not counting EU or Star Wars TV series characters, only counting characters from the main 8 Star Wars saga films, R1, Solo and the 2008 Clone Wars movie.

Just sharing the top 5 things I personally did during the process of successfully seducing my beautiful British girlfriend. This is a comedy video, this video isn't mean't to be taken seriously.

Link to Part I: https://www.bitchute.com/video/4nbOFgqtvLxJ/
Link to Part II: https://www.bitchute.com/video/QYCX2Bv6HGnC/
Final part of my top 10 Star Wars movies, I talk about each movie about 4-10 minutes in total and rank the 4th, 3rd, 2nd and 1st best Star Wars movie in this final part. If you haven't watched all the entire parts of this top 10 Star Wars movie series yet then don't read anymore of this video description as the following contains spoilers and ratings out of 10 for my top 10 star Wars movies.

10. Star Wars: The Last Jedi 3/10
9. Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008 Movie) 6/10
8. Star Wars: The Force Awakens 7/10
7. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story 8/10
6. Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope 9/10
5. Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace 9/10
4. Star Wars Episode V: Empire Strikes Back 9/10
3. Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones 9/10
2. Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi 10/10
1. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith Easily a 10/10

This is myself detailing why my amazing lovely country loves me so much, as well as all of those selfless intelligent Brits out there. Don't worry Brits, Brexit will happen even if it takes many Brits dead bodies to happen.

A prank call I made to Cineworld goes very bizarrely indeed.

These are the things that I think should happen in an Obi-Wan movie, I feature a brief outline of what in my opinion would be the ultimate Obi-Wan: Star Wars Story movie from beginning to end.

Here's a link to Part I https://www.bitchute.com/video/4nbOFgqtvLxJ/
Part II of my long series of the top 10 Star Wars films I've seen and why I think they should be ranked that high. This video contains a lot of spoilers. I talk about the SW movie rankings of 7th, 6th and 5th in this video, talking about each three movies about 3-8 minutes in total.

In this video I reveal more of the little known treasures of England which the English people hold so very dear in their truly amazing magical lives. The Treasures shown in this video are amongst the finest treasures built by the English of all time.

This is a comedy video, none of the content in this video is to be taken seriously.

Enjoy being absolutely blown away by the amazing and superb treasures of the English East Anglian people which are such an important part of our lives every single day. I'm so proud of my cunttree and I feel so sorry for everybody who doesn't get to appreciate the valuable treasures the English enjoy. This is a Comedy video not to be taken seriously.

Hi this is my second video hope everyone enjoys. I would ban British citizens from using Facebook, Twitter and other social media except YouTube and Bitchute if I was in charge of the UK. I would also restrict Internet usage to a maximum of 4 hours per day.

Dropping a truly fantastic piece of equipment, truly was a perfect landing.

Parody of Obi-Wan's infamous quote 'Another happy landing' from 2005's Star Wars Episode III:

Calling the English Karate Federation to ask if my chicken can participate in a Karate tournament. A comedy video.

Complaining to McDonald's about their behaviour

Asking lovely lady for some poop on my pizza. Prank.

Part I of my long series of the top 10 Star Wars films I've seen and why I think they should be ranked that high. This video contains a lot of spoilers. I talk about the SW movie rankings of 10th, 9th and 8th in this video, talking about each three movies about 4-8 minutes in total.

Asking Burger King employee if I can have a civilised burger that's made civilised with the aid of people's smelly sweaty feet. This video is a Prank Call.


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I'm a honourable Brit who creates mostly comedy videos and Star Wars videos with the irregular serious political video. I bring so much pleasure to my sexy Kingdom.