the Mamas & the Pepes

Recorded May 4, 2017 on Voice Recorder free ap on iPhone 6
We beat a copyright claim from The Eagles as this parody is fair use. HA.

In a dark college hallway, cool kids put on airs
Warm smell of their lattes, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw my liberal prof
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim, I had to just blow her off

But there she stood in the doorway;
I heard the classtime bell
And I was thinking to myself, 'This won’t be Heaven it just will be Hell'
Then she lit up a classroom and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the HOTEL COMMIEFORNIA
Such a scary place
You must mask your face
Kick out wrongthink at the HOTEL COMMIEFORNIA
Any time of year, you will suffer here

Her mind is Communist-twisted, she wants my Mercedes-Benz
She wants to redistribute wealth to the comrades she calls friends
They plan to march in the courtyard, sweet summer protest.
Some march to remember, most march to forget

So I called up BASED STICKMAN:
“Please save me from swine!”
He said, ’What the hell I thought the Berlin Wall fell in 1989?”
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

NO gun rights in the HOTEL COMMIEFORNIA
5-round magazine
Keep your chamber clean
They’re fooling themselves at the HOTEL COMMIEFORNIA
Why are they surprised? Fails every time it’s tried

Politics based on feelings,
Pinkos don’t play nice
she said 'We are all fine comrades here, join us or get put on ice
And in the Party chambers,
They gathered for the feast
The all brought their steely knives,
But they just can't find a beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the America from before
“Relax,” said the night man,
We are programmed to deceive.
We will force you to read books we wrote on
REVISIONIST HISTORY

Ebola is not how I roll-a
I thought I toldya
I wanna big bowl-a
BAT SOUP
BAT SOUP

[unintelligible]

Ebola is not how I roll-a
I thought I toldya
I wanna big bowl-a
BAT SOUP
BAT SOUP

*some clips of gentle and lovely bat care are from a YT channel "megabattie". They are a wonderful bat rescue/vet group in Australia.

-here it comes-
Every year 'round this time you'll hear the sound
It's time for them bombs to rain on down

Yea, it's time for the Ramadan Bombathon
Strapped to your chest
Hidden in your vest
plunger in your hand
GOOD-BYE, MAN

If they ain't hit ya yet, well there's still time
but them 72 virgins won't wait for long

Yea, it's time for the Ramadan Bombathon
Gotta beat your best
Cousin got the rest
and now you're blessed
GOOD-BYE, MA

Ra-ra-ra-ra-RAMADAN
Bomb-bomb-bomb-bomb-BOMB-a-thon

Ra-ra-ra-ra-RAMADAN
You got me rockin' and reelin'
Bleeding in the streets now

RAMADAN
Bomb-bomb-bomb-BOMB-a-thon

Are you ready for the riots of the summer
Are you ready for your city to burn
Are you ready for the looting and the shooting
Are you ready for suburbia's turn

Burning, Burning, and the highways are
blocked, blocked, blocked, blocked
blocked, blocked, blocked, blocked

Burning, Burning, getting
shot, shot, shot, shot
shot, shot, shot, shot

The crime stats tell a story
no one wants to hear

Are you ready for the riots of the summer
Are you ready for white cops to get the blame
Are you ready for Facebook profile filters
Are you ready—it's always the same

Burning, Burning, and the highways are
blocked, blocked, blocked, blocked
blocked, blocked, blocked, blocked

Burning, Burning, getting
shot, shot, shot, shot
shot, shot, shot, shot

The crime stats tell a story
no one wants to hear

We're livestock on a tax farm
Plowing revenue for the state
Doing time in adult day care
Sometimes someone brings cake

Protected from ourselves by social services
Paid on fiat currency the taxman knows is his

Someday it might dawn on you
that you're not really free if
You're not lulled by
creature comforts and degeneracy

We're livestock on a tax farm
funding GUBMINT GIBS ME DAT
and multi-million dollar studies
on why lesbians are fat

Hiding in the crime statistics
collected by the FBI
A brutal dose of reality
that cannot be denied

You know the Constitution is
just words on a page
and GLOBO-HOMO CORPORATIONS
Help you line your cage

We're livestock on a tax farm
the best there's ever been
American history is just
a list of white man's sins

We send troops to Afghanistan
but the threat is here at home
Deep state / silicon valley
Cartel has mapped your whole genome

Someday we might wake up
and notice we're not truly free
in the meantime we have
creature comfort and degeneracy

Merry Christmas in the current year
Merry Christmas be of good cheer
Merry Christmas to our whole family

It's the time of year for good will toward men
Celebrate the birth of Jesus again

Come in from the cold / Sit down by the fire
Add your voice to the choir...

Merry Christmas together again
Merry Christmas to all my frens
Merry Christmas to our whole family

Merry Christmas a wreath on the door
Merry Christmas toys on the floor
Merry Christmas we're one big family

I just want a wholesome life with my own kind
God bless yours, and God bless mine

Merry Christmas Silent Night
Merry Christmas It's Okay to be White
Merry Christmas to our whole family

Merry Christmas Brother of mine
Merry Christmas now is the time
It's a Merry Christmas for our whole family

welcome to the occupation
time to eat the bugs (eat the bugs)
ritual humiliation
numb it up with drugs (take the drugs)
‘til you get the hang of the new rules

Eat the bugs, eat the bugs
Eat the bugs, eat the bugs
Eat the bugs, eat the bugs

welcome to the new inversion
your culture’s obsolete (obsolete)
addicted to a new perversion
you are what you eat (what you eat)
soon you'll get the hang of the new rules

buh buh buh buh bugs bugs bugs …
time to eat the bugs, eat the bugs
time to eat the bugs, eat the bugs

welcome to the occupation
time to eat the bugs (eat the bugs)
mandatory chemical castration
In the name of love (name of love)
Soon you’ll get the hang of the new rules

buh buh buh buh bugs bugs bugs …
time to eat the bugs, eat the bugs
time to eat the bugs, eat the bugs

Parody of “American Girl” by Tom Petty (c) 1977
Lyrics by Heartiste: https://gab.com/Heartiste
Recorded by the Mamas & the Pepes 2017

Well she was a Globalist girl
Raised on Facebook Likes
She couldn’t stop screwing her way
Through a dreary nightlife
Snapchatted
After all it was a safe sex world
With lots of cafes to drink at
Yeah, and if she had to raw
Dog it, she had one conception
She would never keep
Oh yeah, all right
Take a selfie baby
Fake a pose all night
She was a Globalist girl
Well Harry Potter gifs make her night
She sat alone in her cubicle
Yeah she could hear her eggs go dry
Out of love for anyone
Hashtag: Marriage out of reach
And for one desperate Tinder match
She swiped right on a PUA
God it’s so shameful
Grad school and three dose
Xanax Salon and Buzzfeed
Oh yeah, all right
Charge your sex toy baby
Check your phone all night
She was a Globalist girl

Parody of “Surrender” by Cheap Trick
(C) 1979 Epic Records, a division of Sony Music Entertainment

mother told me yes she told me liberals hate our guts
she also told me stay away from cities and bad schools
just the other day I heard that three more cops been shot
why even desegregate if this never stops?

mommy's alt right daddy's alt right they jus seem a little weird
remember remember
it didn't have to be this way – way-- AYY

the election won't have mattered if the wall’s not built
the motivation of the nation? insincere white guilt

get the funding for dem programs but don't deport a soul
revising our history--one world order is the goal

mommy's alt right daddy's alt right they jus seem a little weird
remember remember
it didn't have to be this way – way-- AYY

Whatever happened to political promises made to all of us?
Every time I got to thinking Republicans are all cucks

But when I woke up the ANTIFA were all running to hide
The dissident squad of the right has helped us turn the tide!

mommy's alt right daddy's alt right they jus seem a little weird
remember remember
it didn't have to be this way
mommy's alt right daddy's alt right they jus seem a little weird
remember remember
it didn't have to be this way – way—AYY
WE’RE ALL ALT-RIGHT! WE’RE ALL ALT-RIGHT!

Well, I've been an edge lord since I was a lad
And even saluted an ill-fated flag
But I changed my ways now that I have matured
And I'm happy to say my BAD OPTICS are cured

And it's NO, NAY, NEVER
No nay never no more
we'll display the BAD OPTICS, no never no more

I took a trip back to my old hometown
and lo and behold – the children are brown!
I'm wonderin' where all the white people went
This is the goal of the GREAT REPLACEMENT

And it's NO, NAY, NEVER
No nay never no more
we'll display the BAD OPTICS, no never no moree

We're told we are free, though we run and hide
from the global pan-opticon's unblinking eye
so Boot up the laptop, delete all your memes
Because you are white and you can't be redeemed

And it's NO, NAY, NEVER
No nay never no more
we'll display the BAD OPTICS, no never no more

So stay out of the daylight, keep the flags out of site
But ne'er 'pologize for being FISH BELLY WHITE
Time in the sun and my skin gets scorched
So I'll wait until evening with my tiki torch

And it's NO, NAY, NEVER
No nay never no more
we'll display the BAD OPTICS, no never no more

And it's NO, NAY, NEVER
No nay never no more
we'll display the BAD OPTICS, no never no more

Victory will be ours
the future is in the stars
INTERGALACTIC FASCIST
INTERGALACTIC FASCIST

Infinite galaxies
we bend space and time as we please
INTERGALACTIC FASCIST
INTERGALACTIC FASCIST

On a secret base on the moon
the children have plenty of room
INTERGALACTIC FASCIST
INTERGALACTIC FASCIST

The future is in the stars
Victory will be ours
INTERGALACTIC FASCIST
INTERGALACTIC FASCIST

Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms made us who we are

Red coats wanted our weapons and started the Revolutionary War

Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms built the USA

Every few years a new batch of queers tries to take our rights away.

Nicotine, that Injun weed, put our men on the moon

Moonshine and bootleg wine gave us NASCAR vroom vroom VROOM!

Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms – thank God all three are here.

O my golly, tryin' to take them's folly – let's have a beer!

Black man, black man, why do you riot?
I get mad, too but I don't try it.
At least not yet.
Not yet. Not yet.

Hurr'can comes, you're out there looting.
Hot summer nights, you're out there shooting.
When will it end? Not yet.
Not yet. Not yet.

They say we all should live as one-- embrace diversity
But peace and love are far away-- where I would rather be
Somewhere I can be myself-- and raise my family
Somewhere where I feel at home-- and get by financially

We're not there yet .. oh no, Not yet. NOT YET.

Now that cops have body cameras
No more patience for them dramas
Will you now behave? Not yet. Not yet.

KIM packed HIS bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine AM
And HE's gonna be high as a kite by then
His people miss their food – they miss their light
They're trapped there IN THAT PLACE
In such a COMMUNIST PLIGH-Tah

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till NORK brings FREEDOM round again SO FINE
HE'S not the man they think HE IS at home
Oh no no no KIM'S a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up THERE alone

And I think it's gonna be a long long time

NORK is the kind of place you eat your kids
In fact it's worse than hell
And any food YOU have .. is redistributed
And all OUR FREEDOMS, KIM don't understand
HE JUST KEEPS HIS PEOPLE WEAK

→ FAT ROCKET MAN, FAT ROCKET MAN

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till NORK brings FREEDOM round again SO FINE
HE'S not the man they think HE IS at home
Oh no no no KIM'S a rocket man
rocket man burning out his fuse up THERE alone

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a LONG long time
He'll be dictator for a LONG, long time

A loving re-write of Bruce Springsteen's song "Because the Night" originally performed by Patti Smith in 1978 and featured on her album "Easter".

Look around you and survey our land
There's not much time, but save it we can
Our forefathers fought for our liberty
And now it seems, we'll have to fight to stay free

Come on now join us, here we stand
Our country's future is in our hands
Take my hand, come on my Brothers
They can't stop us now
Can't stop us now, can't stop us now

UNITE THE RIGHT – Come on, my Brothers
UNITE THE RIGHT – It's up to us
UNITE THE RIGHT – Come on, my Brothers
UNITE THE RIGHT – It's up to us

There's no doubt baby where we're goin'
Freedom's ring, we won't let it go
When we fight ourselves, we let them win
We're on the same side—we are all kin

Come on now join us, here we stand
Our country's future is in our hands
Take my hand, come on my Brothers
They can't stop us now
Can't stop us now, can't stop us now

UNITE THE RIGHT – Come on, my Brothers
UNITE THE RIGHT – It's up to us
UNITE THE RIGHT – Come on, my Brothers
UNITE THE RIGHT – It's up to us

With our shared goal
The best country in the world
--it burns
Without freedom we cannot live
Forgive, the yearning burning
I believe it's time, too real to feel

Are you with me now, with me now, are you with me now

UNITE THE RIGHT – Come on, my Brothers
UNITE THE RIGHT – And BUILD THAT WALL!
UNITE THE RIGHT – Come on, my Brothers
UNITE THE RIGHT – Divided we fall

UNITE THE RIGHT – Come on, my Brothers
UNITE THE RIGHT – It's up to us
UNITE THE RIGHT – Come on, my Brothers
UNITE THE RIGHT – It's up to us

Some cultures are better than others
Some fish just can't swim in the same tank
Some folks have a high time preference
and feel compelled to just grab the cash and run

So if you're feeling down (feelin' down)
or just got woke (just got woke)
go and throw / a HATE CRIME HOAX

HATE CRIME HOAX
The media loves you the most
Because it's all the White Man's Fault
Have yourself a Hate Crime Hoax

Sometimes there's just not enough oppression
Tom Wolfe had this hustle figured out
Diversity is just another grift
Cold hard cash is what it's all about

So if you want the cash (want the cash)
But won't do honest work (won't do honest work)
Go and throw / a Hate Crime Hoax

HATE CRIME HOAX
They pay Blacks & Jews & Muslims the most
So if you need your race hate sub-sid-ized
Have yourself a HATE CRIME HOAX

Have yourself a HATE CRIME HOAX

Hello, world, here the song that we're singin'
C'mon get FASHY!
A whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin'
We'll make you FASHY!

We had a dream, we'd go travelin' together,
We'd spread a little lovin' then we'd keep movin' on.
Somethin' always happens whenever we're together
We get a FASHY feelin' when we're singing a song.

Trav'lin' along there's a song that we're singin'
C'mon get FASHY!

A Whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin'

We'll make you FASHY!
We'll make you FASHY!
We'll make you FASHY!

Keep a-knockin' but you can't come in
Keep a-knockin' but you can't come in
Keep a-knockin' but you can't come in
Don't come back, don't try again

You said you love me but you can't come in
You want free stuff you can't come in
Don't speak English no you can't come in
Don't come back, don't try again

I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
I know you been sellin' heroin
You'll never be American
Don't come back, don't try again

Gonna stick it in your MEMORY HOLE or the TRUTH MIGHT SET YOU FREE
lyrics
Gonna stick it in your MEMORY HOLE so hard that you'll forget
Gonna stick it in your MEMORY HOLE tight squeeze we'll make it fit

Gonna stick it in your MEMORY HOLE along with History
Gonna stick it in your MEMORY HOLE or the TRUTH MIGHT SET YOU FREE

The facts don't fit the narrative MEMORY HOLE! MEMORY HOLE!
another hate crime hoax today MEMORY HOLE! MEMORY HOLE!

The bomb threats came from Israel MEMORY HOLE! MEMORY HOLE!
The defendant is a Democrat MEMORY HOLE! MEMORY HOLE!

Munich (1972)
Iran (1979-1981)
Scotland (1988)
New York (1993)
Yemen (2000)
New York (2001)
Daniel Pearl (2002)
Charlie Hebdo (2015)
London (2005)
Texas (2009)
Boston (2013)
Berlin (2016)
Paris (2015)
San Bernadino (2015)
Nice (2016)
Orlando (2016)
London (2017)
Stockholm (2017)

YOUR HOME

Gonna stick it in your MEMORY HOLE along with History
Gonna stick it in your MEMORY HOLE or the TRUTH MIGHT SET YOU FREE

every time fake news comes on
seems most every night
tellin' lies
it's no surprise
they dim that ol' gaslight

Gaslight, Gaslight
I see the truth with my own two eyes
Gaslight, Gaslight
go on and dim that ol' gaslight


take a gal and drug her up
pretend that she's a man
who's surprised
when all these lies
are getting out of hand

Gaslight, Gaslight
spin you left and say it's right
Gaslight, Gaslight
go on and dim that ol' gaslight

Favors for a foreign nation
Same BS on every station
Got the memo from the ADL

get your strawman fattened up
and ready for the kill
run & hide
& take some pride
when the blood gets spilled

Gaslight, Gaslight
can't say that you haven't tried
Gaslight Gaslight
one step closer to genocide
Gaslight, Gaslight
go on and dim that old gaslight

I don't want your DEGENERACY anywhere near me
Your loud and proud promiscuity
Congratulations on your STD
Gonnorhea, syphilis, HPV
Herpes, rectal cancer, or HIV

I don't want your DEGENERACY anywhere near me
Open borders and open legs
Career girls with frozen eggs
Trying-a find a man when they're way too old
Can't even be saved by THOT patrol

I don't want your DEGENERACY anywhere near me
Dirty hippies rioting in the street
Greasy dredlocks that smell like feet
Childless politicians let the violence spread
Cause the global elite wants your nation dead

I don't want your DEGENERACY anywhere near me
I don't want your DEGENERACY anywhere near me

RUN HONKY RUN!
They're out to get you
Run Honky Run Run Run
Run Honky Run
It's open season on you

Summertime you wanna have some fun
enjoy a night on the town
get on home before the sun goes down
can't relax 'cause there's some violence going down

you better
Run Honky Run
they're out to get you
Run Honky Run Run run
Run Honky Run
It's open season on you

Take a weekend head on down to the beach
Got your sunscreen on
Head on out to where the buses don't reach
You got a spot but now it won't be there for long

you better
Run Honky Run
they're out to get you
Run Honky Run Run run
Run Honky Run
It's open season on you

look around now your hometown's no place to raise your kids
ethnic cleansing going for the lowest bid

you better
Run Honky Run
They're out to get you
Run Honky Run
Not gonna let you
Run Honky Run
It's open season on you

Will you still love me if I sing sharp?
Will you still love me if I forget the guitar part?

Will you still love me if I forget the words?
Will you still love me if we have to take it down a third?

I don't need no perfection / We just need the right direction
We got the groove to see us through
Stick with me babe, and I'll stick with you

We make a good team just the way we are
Stick with me kid, and we'll go far

Add another cliché right here
You got me babe—there's nothing to fear

I don't need no perfection / We just need the right direction
We got the groove to see us through
Stick with me babe, and I'll stick with you

Will you still love me if we have no fans?
Will you still love me when my account gets banned? (again)

Will you still love me?
Yes, I will.

Will you still love me?
Yes, I will.

I don't need no perfection / We just need the right direction

I love you.
I know.

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(a loving parody of THE RAMONES' "I Wanna Be Sedated")

20, 20, 20, 30 million? to go
I wanna purge invaders
theyre not from here and they won't go home
I wanna purge invaders

Catch them at the Border, catch them at the shore
There's no need to wonder what militias are for
Send the National Guard down if they keep sending more
oh oh oh oh oh oooooh

20, 20, 20, 30 million? to go
I wanna purge the traitors
everyone knows which ones you can't trust
I wanna purge the traitors
State & fed-ral gummint won't enforce the law
Do you have to wonder what the militia's for?
If you don't belong here we'll show you the door
oh oh oh oh oh ooooh

bah bah b-bah b-bah bah b-bah
I WANNA PURGE INVADERS

I woke up this mornin’
And the newsman told me
I didn’t work for NUTHIN—all of my kind
He said it’s just my skin LET’S ME WIN

They say it’s my PRIDE
They say I got PRIVILEGE
Well, I’m not gonna HIDE
This is my HOME… This is my home

Don’t need trigger warnings
Or a safe little space
They’ll cower inside them—say it’s my fault
They’ll say it’s my skin DID THEM IN

They say it’s my PRIDE
They say I got PRIVILEGE
Well, I’m not gonna HIDE
This is my HOME… This is my home

My friend went to college
And her teachers told her
That we have no culture—just what we stole
They said it’s our skin LET’S US WIN

They say it’s our PRIDE
They say we got PRIVILEGE
Well, we’re not gonna HIDE
This is our HOME… This is our home

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