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.. You have attempted to portray censorship as ''good'' by scrubbing this video, Yet there are countless people who have watched your actions and do not care for censorship. What you did ends at least in some part, Today. We do not care for feminist sjwism. We do not care for the casual way entitled victim-narrative pushers like you destroy lives such as noah antwiler over exposing yourself to technology males invented such as twitter, Through computers. You are not the only one who acts like this of course, But we are all individually responsible for what we choose to do or not do.
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A combination of the main Treasure Island theme and Shiver My Timbers.
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Chris Sarandon and Roddy McDowall perform "Amy, Awake!" from Fright Night: The Musical.
Jerry Dandridge, Peter Vincent, Charlie and Evil Ed performed by Al Kaplan.
Contains variation on Brad Fiedel's rhythm section from "Fright Night."
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Legolambs is the world's number one source for internet musicals of both classic and modern cinema. Tune in for everything from Conan: The Barbarian to John Carpenter's The Thing to The Help. You won't find the best musicals of the 21st century on Broadway, because they're all right here. Actually, you'll find one of them Off Broadway, because we wrote Silence! The Musical.
Music, lyrics and video editing by Jon Kaplan and Al Kaplan (Conan the Barbarian: The Musical, Silence! The Musical).
Hans Gruber performs "So, Mr. Mystery Guest" from Die Hard: The Musical.
Contains homages to Michael Kamen's Die Hard and James Horner's Aliens.
Hans performed by Al Kaplan.
Arnold Schwarzenegger performs "Jenny and Me" from "Commando: The Musical." Legolambs is the world's number one source for internet musicals of both classic and modern cinema. Tune in for everything from Conan: The Barbarian to John Carpenter's The Thing to The Help. You won't find the best musicals of the 21st century on Broadway, because they're all right here. Actually, you'll find one of them Off Broadway, because we wrote Silence! The Musical.
YouUu know the TwO of us
We are da closest
Living oOut heRRRre..
Je-nny and meeE,
Putting ice cream on
Each others noses
And feeding da deer
Jenny and me
We were going to build
A normal life here
A carefree existense
Of laughter an' play
But General Kirby?
He led them right to us
And then the baasta'rds took herr aAAaway..
Jenny an'd me -
Bennett: JOHN!! it's your old friend
John (bennett!)
John: .. I thouUught you were
Bennett (dead? not true)
Bennett: John if you want your daughter
You'd better play along
John (fauck youUu!)
Bennett: Joohn - an assa-si-nation
John: I will not do this
Bennett: You pull it off she'll be just fine
John: Don't put me through this
Goon: If you fail we will mail her to you
John: No deal
Goon:You will get her back
Oone piece at aa TIIIME!
John: JENNNNY-!
-Brief Music-Montage here -
John: Look you have to help,
DeY took mAiii Jenny!
You give me a lift
Aaand we follow the trail
Quire: (JENNY-AND-ME!!)
John: Wee will fend off all
DaA mall pa-lice-men,
We let Sully goo..
And Cooke we IMPAALE
Quire: (JEEEEENNY and MEeee)
We-staart-taa-dooOo some la'st minute shoPpIiNG,
So many good ones - Naaawt ea-sy tA choooose,
WEe barrow dis plA'ne
Aand we fly to daa-island..
AllLll fUUucKing HheLL IS AbOut To BREAK LOOSE..!
(Very brief music-montage here)
Jenny and me..
JENNY and mee..
JE-NNYY AanD MEEEEEE-!
Bennett: JOHN!- it's your old friend
Bennett
John (leEt's party)
Bennett: I told you I'd be ready for youu-!
John: We'll seee, Bennett!
Bennett: You knoow I'm feeling good John
Just like old times!
Matrix and mee-
John (BENNETT and me!)
Bennett - And when you're la-aying dead before me-
John (Bullshit!)
Bennett: - I'll have finally fulfilled my dream-
John (Agh Bennett)
Bennett:Gonna shoot you between ThHe BaAaLLlS-
John (So do it)
Bennett: I'mGONNNAKIIIILLYOUUUU-!!
John and Quire: Bennett let off sum steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaam...
John: Yyou know the two of us..
Wee're go-ing home noow,
Baaack to daA moun-tains
For Jenny and mee.
Wipe those tears aaway,
Caause da-ddys heere naaow!
Ever-y-one's deeead, you're finally freeee..
Commander: We want you to start up
A unit again John
John (Naoo chaAnce)
And do you see this woman standing here..?
She's going to be your new mAa-therrrr!
Weee're-goin'g haaome-naaaaow.
Jeeeenny and meeee..
Jen-ny-aaa'nd-meeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeeEeEEeEeEeEeEeeEeEEe!
Music, lyrics and video editing by Jon Kaplan and Al Kaplan.
Contains variations on James Horner's calypso music from Commando. Schwarzenegger
and Vernon Wells performed by Al Kaplan. Dan Hedaya performed by Jon Kaplan.
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"Far Away From LV426" from Aliens: The Musical. Music, lyrics and video editing by Jon Kaplan and Al Kaplan (Conan the Barbarian: The Musical, Off-Broadway's Silence! The Musical)
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[Newt]
This creepy, awful plaace
Hopelessly marooned,
Things that hug your face..
After you're cocooned
Everyone is dead, but I'm supposed to be impressed
'Cause these soldiers have been thrown into the miiiiix?
So take me where the monsters don't come bursting from your chest
Faar aaaaway from LV426
[Ripley]
Lost in outer space,
Fifty-seven years
The past has been erased
Wake up, and I'm in tears
They ask me to go back, I'll be protected by a team
They laugh at me and waste their time with triiiicks!
Somehow, I'm gonna die, it's exactly like my dream..
Wel-come baack to LV426..!
[Ripley] (over)
This frightened little girl
She looks to me to lead
I wonder, can I be
The warrior we need?
[Newt] (under)
She tries to keep me calm, Casey
She reminds me of my mom, Casey
[Newt]
Gorman is incompetent
Vasquaze misses Jake
Hicks does what he can
But how much more can Hudson take?
Burke works for the company
He's in it for the cash
Bishop seems okay to me
[Ripley]
He makes me think of Ash
[Newt]
Will it ever be okay for me to dream?
Will anybody hear me if I scream?
[Chorus, Newt, and Ripley]
Far away from LV426
(You came for me!)
Far away from LV426
Ripely (Punch it, Bishop!)
Far away from LV426
(Get away from her, you biiiiiiitch!)
Quire: Far away from LV426!!
[Newt]
I pray that there's no morrre,
No last, horrific clincher
I wonder what's in store?
I guess it's up to Fincher
Sweet dreams for Bishop, Ripley, Newt and Hicks
At least for now, we're far away from LV426
Newt performed by Clementine Greely.
Ripley performed by Sigourney Weaver.
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Horner. There is no f-cking Howard Hanson.
..''Whyanyanainainagnaa!!''
Music, lyrics and video editing by Jon Kaplan and Al Kaplan (Conan the Barbarian: The Musical, Off-Broadway's Silence! The Musical).
[Mr. Freeze]
The chilling sound of doom is in the aiiiir..
Soon, I will bring Gotham to its knEes
Aaall of hu-mon kind haAd besSt be-wAaare,
Da time has come at last for Victor FrieEs!
But someone's always standing in my way
Every time, he is a step ah-eaaad,
If I could blast him with my freezing ray
I will not rest until DiIs maAn is DEAD!
He's the fly in da oint-ment,
The thorn in myy side,
Who stands between me
An' myY beautiful briiide!
Batman, you son of a biiitch,
Find somebody else to harass!!
Be-ware the reach of my fist
Because I'm going to shove it right up your ASS!
You're like a maddening, lingering iiiitch!
Bat-maAn, you son of a biiiiiiiiiitch!
Everything I did, I did for her
I wazn't just another miiIIndless thuUg!
Sao close to finally cooking uUp a cuUre
When Batman comes along and pulled the plug!
Now Poison Ivy comes to set mee free,
No one can resist her sexy smell,
A deadly combination her an' me,
Gothamites, prepare to freeze in HELLL!!
But this freak in this suit
He keeps crashing daA' ball
My pain has a root,
Da Dark Knight must fall!
Bat-maAn, you son of a bitch
And the rest of your despicable team!
Twwo queens and a fat little girl
Aren't enough to put a stop to my dreaAaAm!
I am bigger, stronger, an' sma'taAa dAa'n you
I will be dAa victA, you'll see!
So move ova Joker; go fuck yourself, Penguin!
There has never been a villain like meeeeEEEEEEEEEE!
Bat-man, you son of a bitch
Can't you see I've already won!
Be-hold, a city of ICE
With this device, the Aaage of meE haAs begun!
But dis evil-doing comes with a hiiitch -
Bat-man, you son of a-- GnaAyanyayah!
Go oooon, do it nooooow...
Kill me, like you did my wife...
[Batman]
I didn't kill your wife, Freeze
[Freeze]
But what is dIis herRRe?
It was all a charaaAde
Now everything's cleeeear!
[Batman]
My friend, you've been played!
[Freeze]
Batman, you son of a bitch
You're telling me my wife is naawt deEad
Well then, consider this pitch -
How about we work to-gether insteaaad?
Batman, you son of a bitch,
Now we feel the warmth of daa suuun
Two foes who fought 'til the end
Surprisingly united as o0one!
No, I couldn't have predicted this switch
Batman, you son of a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!
(Quire-Flourish)
Legolambs is the world's number one source for internet musicals of both classic and modern cinema. Tune in for everything from Conan: The Barbarian to John Carpenter's The Thing to The Help. You won't find the best musicals of the 21st century on Broadway, because they're all right here. Actually, you'll find one of them Off Broadway, because we wrote Silence! The Musical.
http://twitter.com/#!/JonandAl Arnold Schwarzenegger performs "Batman, You Son of a Bitch!" from Batman and Robin: The Musical.
Schwarzenegger and Clooney performed by Al Kaplan. Contains homages to Elliot Goldenthal and Danny Elfman.
Liam Neeson cannot escape "Neeson Season" in "Liam Neeson: The Musical." Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/JonandAl
Music, lyrics and video editing by Jon Kaplan and Al Kaplan (Conan the Barbarian: The Musical, Off-Broadway's Silence! The Musical)
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Featuring Al Kaplan as Liam Neeson.
Finally, a video with the courage to reveal the terrible truth behind the Arnold Schwarzenegger musicals.
The Running Man/Hunger Games MUSICAL SPECTACULAR
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Legolambs is the world's number one source for internet musicals of both classic and modern cinema. Tune in for everything from Conan: The Barbarian to John Carpenter's The Thing to The Help. You won't find the best musicals of the 21st century on Broadway, because they're all right here. Actually, you'll find one of them Off Broadway, because we wrote Silence! The Musical. Music, lyrics and video editing by Jon Kaplan and Al Kaplan (Conan the Barbarian: The Musical, Silence! The Musical). Contains homages to Harold Faltermeyer.
BEN RICHARDS A reality shooow.. Da the wake of da war;
All these children are trrying to kill her..
Why do I feel like I've seen this before?
This whole premise, it seems so familiar...
A violent game from da future.. what could it be-eee-EE-ee-eeeeee..
Oh now I rememba - a movie fea-tur-ing meeeEEEEEEEE, so...
Fuck you, The Hunger Games,
I'm afraid I have a bubble to burst.
Same film, they changed the name,
But you know The Running Man was the first!
They cook up a program to use as distraction;
Glitz and glamour, and the stupid par-a-aade.
The people are starving, so give them some action.
Can't they see it's all a giant charade?
It's a trick to keep the public in liine..
But de concept has always been miIIIIIIIIIne, so-
Fuck you, The Hunger Games,
All the evidence is there on the scree-ee-en.
Two films that seem da same,
But one's a shitty version for tweeEEEns!
In The Hunger Games, the camera makes you throw up,
And you can't even tell who is DEEEAD..
In da Running M'an all of the action is clear;
Take a look how we blow up the head.
Does Katniss look greeat, In a tight yellow suit
Or tell jokes when she cuts you in two?
Can she punch through your stomach and break your damn spine
When the story you tell is untrUUUE?
AMBER
Fuck you, The Hunger Games,
And your carbon copy fascist regiiime,
Your film is far too tame;
We were first and we were far more extreme!
BEN RICHARDS
It's important to remember our roots;
I'm not doing this to bring down morale.
Ack-naw-ledge, The Most Dangerous Game And I'm tolerant of Battle Royale, but...
Fuck you, The Hunger Games,
Who wants to watch her sit in a tree?
Mine's great, the remake's lame,
How fucking boring can a blockbuster BE????
Why must you rip off everything that we do?
First we killed Laughlin, and then you killed Rue.
You showed great disrespect not to give me a nod,
So I hope that you win, like Whitman, Price and Haddad-
I spit on your movie, this despicable clone,
But I'll see Catching Fire, for Jena Malone!
CHORUS
Fuck you, The Hunger Games,
Fuck you, The Hunger Games,
KILLIAN
FUUUUCK YOUUUUUU!!!!!
CHORUS
Fuck you, The Hunger Games,
Fuck You...
BEN RICHARDS
Fuck you, The Hunger Games...
AMBER
Fuck you, The Hunger Games...
EVERYONE Fuck you, The Hunger Games...
And
fuck
You
Tube
TOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dredd: The Musical, performed by Karl Urban and Sylvester Stallone. If you like, Leave comment and subscribe here!
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Music, lyrics and video editing by Jon Kaplan and Al Kaplan (Conan the Barbarian: The Musical, Silence! The Musical). Contains Alan Silvestri homages. Special thanks to Jordan Rubin and Elizabeth Sekora.
[URBAN]
I started out as Eomer,
And next I played McCoy,
But once I put that helmet on,
It sparked my greatest joy.
futuristic square-jawed judge,
By far my favorite role.
Ev'ryone loved me,
Why haven't they sent me
Back to the blocks to patroOOOOol?
We need to, Make, Dredd II,
It's already been too long.
We are wasting the potential of this
Franchise and it's wrong.
Make Dredd II,
It's imperative to try.
'Cause soon they'll just reboot again and
Cast some other guy.
[CHORUS]
Some other guy!
[URBAN] Mega-City One is overflowing with scum;
It's almost as bad as New Jersey...
There are plenty more villains who
Need to be judged,
And can't we do better than Cersei?
We're well behind the schedule,
We should be on Part III.
There are follow-ups for Ironman and Thor,
So why not me?
It's time to make Dredd II, I'll never let it go.
You'd already have seen it but our
Grosses were too low,
Make Dredd II,
This time we'll be a hit.
I promise if it's greenlit
that she'll Show a little tit.
[CHORUS] A little tit!
[STALLONE] People thought my Dredd was lame,
And maybe that's the case,
I wouldn't keep my helmet on,
I like to show my face.
A remake fin'lly comes along,
It's decent, I admit.
It makes me realize mine was just a
Siilly piece of shiiiiiiit…
So let them make, Dredd,II,
It's sure to entertain.
The only thing it wont have is the
Lovely Diane Lane, yo.
[URBAN] Make Dredd II,
I'm dreading Star Trek 3.
So can't we make Dredd II instead?
I'll star in it for fRRRRRRee!
[URBAN, STALLONE AND CHORUS]
Make, Dredd, II!
Mak,e Dredd, II!
Make, Dredd, II!
Make, Dredd, II!
[URBAN AND CHORUS]
Maaaake Dredd…
II!
Make Dredd II!
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Music, lyrics and video editing by Jon Kaplan and Al Kaplan (Conan the Barbarian: The Musical, Silence! The Musical)
Gandalf explains why there must be three Hobbit films in "There Must Be Three" from The Hobbit: The Musical.
WHAT IS THIS THING THAT BUILD OUR DREAMS YET SLIPS AWAY FROM US?
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Legolambs songs: A Song for Egon, dedicated to Harold Ramis and Elmer Bernstein
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Music, lyrics and video editing by Jon Kaplan and Al Kaplan (Conan the Barbarian: The Musical, Silence! The Musical).
This video accumulated 622,719 views before it was unlawfully removed in September of 2012. There is no room on this planet for feminists who are so incompatible with good people.
Sylvester Stallone and Julia Nickson perform "You Not Expendable" from Rambo: First Blood Part II: The Musical.
Music, lyrics and video editing by Jon and Al Kaplan (Conan the Barbarian: The Musical). Stallone performed by Al Kaplan. Julia Nickson performed by Karen Hogel Brown.
Contains variations on Jerry Goldsmith's Rambo motives. Main melody by Jon Kaplan and Al Kaplan.
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Arnold performs "If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It" from Jon and Al's Predator: The Musical.
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Contains variations on Alan Silvestri's landmark "Predator" score.
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Dutch, Billy, Dillon, Predator: Al Kaplan
Mac and Ramirez: Jon Kaplan
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It's cold outside, I've been running for miles,
Helicopter trailin' behind. Hey, it's a camp, think I'll stay for a while...
Won'tcha help a doggie out of a bind?
There's nothing to see here, I'm only a husky,
Your average adorable rover.
But once I convince you it's okay to trust me,
Your civilization is over!
I can't wait to see their faces when I spring (yes, sir)
'Cause they think that I'm a dog, but I'm The Thing!
(I'm The Thing baby.)
Can you tell that I'm not from around here?
Did you know that Things are worse than you feared?
'Cause I've been to a million planets
and I can copy you right down to your beard.
You can check on your ancient computer.
It's astonishing how quickly I spread.
You can pick up an axe and go crazy,
But I can grow legs from my head.
So, I might be MacReady
Or maybe I'm Doc.
Blair's been acting awf'lly suspicious.
That Gary's a liar
Be sure to watch Clark,
and Windows, well he's just delicious!
So perform your little test,
Hey you found me, I'm impressed!
Hate to interrupt your endless bickering.
Big surprise, guys, I'm not Palmer, I'm The Thing!
Oh, ya really gotta love paranoia,
More than half of you believe that I'm Mac.
Once you make up your mind you can blow me up
Or you can burn me, I'll keep coming back!
I could be anyone, so watch those hands doc, ouch!
You'll either end up dead, or tied to this fucking couch!
Da da-bah dah dah (etc.)
We're well past the point of silly denials,
So am I MacReady or could I be Childs? (Which one am I baby?)
These poor bastards in the snow,
They were clueless, now they know.
It's a special brand of nightmare that I briiing..
Yes, they thought I was a dog, but I'm... The... Thing!
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The Thing performed by Nick Amado.
Opening bass line from The Thing by Ennio Morricone.
Liam Neeson performs "I Could Have Done More" from Schindler's List: The Musical.
Music, lyrics and video editing by Jon Kaplan and Al Kaplan (Conan the Barbarian: The Musical, Silence! the Musical). Liam Neeson performed by Al Kaplan.
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The Expendables Theme Song. Featuring Al Kaplan as Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Terry Crews, Jet Li, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis... And Jon Kaplan as Dolph Lundgren and Randy Couture.
THE EXPENDABLES (LYRICS)
STALLONE If you're lookin' to get the job done,
Be it murder or rescuing ladies,
You cannot do better than old guys
Who were popular back in the '80s.
Yes, old, or prematurely bald,
The fearless fighting force that's called:
TEAM
The Expendables! (Repeat)
LUNDGREN Our careers were basically over,
Every one of us starring in shit.
Then one man came along with a vision,
And voila, just like that, it's a hit.
So no more straight to DVD,
'Cause I got you...
STALLONE
...And you got me!
TEAM The Expendables! (Repeat)
PG-13 is for pussies! PG-13 is for pussies!
SCHWARZENEGGER
The entire world turned against me,
(Against you) 'Cause I went and had sex with the maid.
(He fucked the maid)
I'm in desperate need of redemption,
(Redemption)
So let me help with your latest crusade.
(You're one of us)
I'll re-establish who I am when
We take down Jean Claude Van Damme.
TEAM
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah,
Ah, Ah, Gnayanyayah, Ah
The Expendables! (Repeat)
STALLONE
No one cares if there isn't a story,
Just as long as the violence is gory.
TEAM
..PG-13 iiis for pussies!
The Expendables!
The Expendables!
By popular demand: Arnold Schwarzenegger laments his inability to kill in the aria "To Kill Someone Again" from Terminator 2: The Opera. Legolambs is the world's number one source for internet musicals of both classic and modern cinema. Tune in for everything from Conan: The Barbarian to John Carpenter's The Thing to The Help. You won't find the best musicals of the 21st century on Broadway, because they're all right here. Actually, you'll find one of them Off Broadway, because we wrote Silence! The Musical.
Music, lyrics and video editing by Jon and Al Kaplan (Conan the Barbarian: The Musical; Silence! The Musical). Schwarzenegger performed by Al Kaplan.
Contains Brad Fiedel's opening Terminator rhythm.
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Since we released our first Arnold Schwarzenegger musical (Total Recall) almost a decade ago, Terminator has been our most requested title for musicalization. We hope you enjoy this aria.
Legolambs is the world's number one source for internet musicals of both classic and modern cinema. Tune in for everything from Conan: The Barbarian to John Carpenter's The Thing to The Help. You won't find the best musicals of the 21st century on Broadway, because they're all right here. Actually, you'll find one of them Off Broadway, because we wrote Silence! The Musical.
Music, lyrics and video editing by Jon Kaplan and Al Kaplan (Conan the Barbarian: The Musical, Silence! The Musical).
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Stallone performs "Drago, Yo, You Killed Apollo!" from Rocky IV: The Musical.
Contains some homages to Vince DiCola and Bill Conti.
Dedicated to Vince Di Cola.
Sylvester Stallone performed by Al Kaplan.
Carl Weathers performed by Al Kaplan.
Talia Shire performed by Drea Pressley.
Dolph Lundgren performed by Jon Kaplan.
LYRICS
ROCKY
It's cold outside,
My face is frozen,
But this is where I've chosen to stay. And Adrian,
My kid and my robot,
They're all a million miles away...
Training hard, Goin' for it,
Time to make things right.
It's all my fault,
I owe it to him...
I shoulda stopped the fight.
Drago, yo, you killed Apollo!
I'm punching and I'm pulling and I'm comin' to get you.
It wasn't no mistake, you did it on purpose.
Apollo you're the best, I won't forget you.
Drago, you killed Apollo! Yo.
APOLLO One more fight, Stallion, one more fight. It's just an exhibition.
I'm a former champ, I can beat this chump
And I don't need your permission. I'm telling you this sucker is toast
In two or three rounds at the most!
ROCKY
Drago, yo, you killed Apollo!
I gotta chop you down but I don't know that I can.
I saw your eyes, your soul is hollow.
You fight like a machine, I'm gonna prove that you're a man
Who Killed Apollo! Yo.
ADRIAN
Anybody can change,
So you don't have to fight.
He's too big and too strong...
ROCKY
He won't kill me...
ADRIAN
He might.
Anybody can change
(ROCKY - You married a fighter.)
You've got nothing to prove.
(ROCKY - We are who we are.)
No more battles to wage,
(ROCKY - I thought about this a lot.)
No more mountains to move...
(ROCKY - While I was driving my car.)
ROCKY
Six-foot-five, he's like a tree,
This guy's been engineered.
Me, I do things naturally,
I even grew a beard.
Drago, yo, you killed Apollo! With Adrian beside me there ain't nothin' I can't do.
ADRIAN
Anybody can change!
ROCKY
I'm gonna be a bitter pill to swallow,
I'm runnin' up a mountain now and callin' out for you: Drago!!!! Drago!!!!!
Drago, yo, you killed Apollo!
I'm gonna blast your teeth out, I don't care that it's Christmas Eve.
You can run, but The Stallion will follow.
I may have had my doubts but now I'm here and I believe...
You killed Apollo!
DRAGO
Ya dim shoo babyeeroo! Ya sibya! Ya sibya!
ROCKY
Drago, yo, you killed Apollo!
You're looking really bad and it's the final round now.
Drago, yo, you killed Apollo! It's time to say goodnight because you're goin' down now!
Drago!! Drago!!! Drago!!!!
..When I first came to this country, I knew that, win or lose,
That most of yous would hate me, and I'd hate most of yous.
But then yous started chantin' my name out,
And I fin'lly saw the light. Now I like yous and yous like me...
Yo Adrian, you were right!
Anybody can change,
'Cause it's never too late.
Turning over a page,
Choosing love over hate.
Anybody can change, Even though it feels strange.
Doesn't matter your age,
Anybody can change.
Yo Adrian... I did it!!
An-y-bo-dy-caaaan chaaaaaaaaaange!
This video is brand new. The song is a 2010 remix of our 2003 RoboCop song from jonandal.com.
Peter Weller and Nancy Allen perform "Murphy It's You" from RoboCop: The Musical.
Music, lyrics and video editing by Jon and Al Kaplan (Conan the Barbarian: The Musical; Silence! The Musical).
Featuring Al Kaplan as Peter Weller and Drea Pressley as Nancy Allen. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/JonandAl
Legolambs is the world's number one source for internet musicals of both classic and modern cinema. Tune in for everything from Conan: The Barbarian to John Carpenter's The Thing to The Help. You won't find the best musicals of the 21st century on Broadway, because they're all right here. Actually, you'll find one of them Off Broadway, because we wrote Silence! The Musical.
Music, lyrics and video editing by Jon Kaplan and Al Kaplan (Conan the Barbarian: The Musical, Silence! The Musical)
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Mario performed by Daniel Chaney.
Contains some variations on material composed by Koji Kondo.
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It's a-me, Mario!
It's a-me, Mario! So I'm off to find the princess, magic mushroom make-a me tall,
Then I pick a pretty flower, it a give me fire-ball,
But the turtle he a-touch me and I'm back to being small,
And I got to be a-careful not to--
It's a-me Mario!
It's a-me, Mario!
I'm-a jumping on the goomba
And I make him go a-squish,
Then I'm swimming under water with the pesky jelly fish.
These a two-a Hammer Brothers, they a difficult to kill,
And the cannons, they a shoot the Bullet Bill!
Now I run away from Lakitu,
He chase me in the cloud.
Try to go inside the tunnel but, a-no I'm not allowed.
Climb-a da beanstalk, take da coins and now I'm a really on a roll,
When I finish slide the flag a-down the pole!
I'm invincible, I'm invincible,
Now I touch-a you and-a you die 'cause I'm invincible!
All dee turtles and goombas are toast,
I'm like Pac-a-Man eating a ghost.
I'm invincible, So invincible!
Now I jump up on the ceiling cause this level really tough,
I a-take the magic warp-a zone and skip a lot of stuff.
I will find-a you a-princess and-a make-a you my wife,
Oh a-wait I got to chase the extra-life!
It's a-me, Mario!
It's a-me, Mario!
Now I reach the final castle,
It's-a the Bowser's evil lair.
Such a terrible a-hassle,
There's a-lava everywhere.
I defeat-a you-a Koopa King of level eight-a-four,
You a-jump, I run, and look, a-no more floor!
PRINCESS: You came for me,
(It's a me!) You came for me,
(Let's-a get outta here)
You came for me,
(You is-a free now)
You came for me.
(Thanks to Mario...)
And now that you've taken a rest,
It is time to begin your next quest.
It's a-me, Mario! It's a-me!
It's a-me, Mario!
It's a-me, Mario!
In the dreamy land of Sub-a-con, a magical a-place,
I a-pull a juicy vegetable and throw it in-a you face!
I'm-a gonna save the kingdom from the evil boss a-Wart,
He a-have an evil plan I must-a thwart-!..
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