Original upload date: Apr 19, 2020

Port's new channel: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/maximum_effort/

Original upload date: Apr 11, 2020

Swappd's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClEb9BVVqIVh1OVGNFHA2aA
Swappd's remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt9JeEIr1Oc
Swappd's Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/swappd

Original upload date: Mar 8, 2020

Original upload date: Feb 29, 2020

Original upload date: Feb 19, 2020

"Gold" Port's channel: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/maximum_effort/

"Machoke" Jacked Goblin's channel(s): https://www.bitchute.com/channel/bigdickcajun/ and https://www.bitchute.com/channel/thegoblinkingogrelord/


Original upload date: Feb 12, 2020

Original upload date: Dec 22, 2019

"My encounter with a female truecel on the train" - https://www.bitchute.com/video/EBacMnMF2EDe/

no christmas vid this year soz m7+1 and happy new year xoxo

Original upload date: Nov 4, 2019

Original upload date: Sep 27, 2019

Original upload date: Jul 17, 2019

Original upload date: Jun 30, 2019

Prequel: https://www.bitchute.com/video/vRBtsrOkpEJp/

Original upload date: Jun 8, 2019

Original upload date: Jun 5, 2019

The tale of a high inhib incel who is forced by Centrelink to attend an employability course.

the vid i said i would link in the description: https://www.bitchute.com/video/EBacMnMF2EDe/

Original upload date: May 20, 2019

Original upload date: Apr 12, 2019


I really wanna embrace a woman's waist
But I can't get a date cause of my sub 8 face
It's an unfortunate case, you can launch it to space--
Inescapable fate. Genetical hate--

It's a waste, not all of us want murder sprees
It's no hyperbole, foids purposely...
Climb the tree of hypergamy
Fucking my self-esteem and hurting me

Keep on swiping, a match is unlikely
I wanna hug some women, but they don't like me
Nightly, sleeping without a girl to cuddle
It's a subtle "fuck you" from the world of trouble

Gonna lay down and rot, play with my cock
Collecting NEETbuxx without a woman to fuck
I just wanna hug, but Chad got me mogged
I just got cucked from being worthy of love

I've tried all the apps, back to the fap--
I went down the dark path and my heart turned black

I'm an incel, in hell, based and black pilled
My crush's pussy is Chad's 6 course meal
Femanon, with a thong, banging long dongs
I'm coping with this by making some songs--
I'm gone, fuck being a blue pilled orbiter
I'm out the corridor, based virgin sorcerer

At least I can't catch any STDs
My inhib is lower than my SMV
And women around me are such NPCs
Roasties and "foodies" with plane emojis

I can't ascend, the pain never ends
A black pilled foid would be a godsend

Fuck r/IncelTears, they want male tears
We got a bunch of incels in denial over here
Have a beer, stop drinking some soy, boy
Accept who you are and get black pilled, goy

Subreddit of the day, never forget
Even normie reddit thinks you're mentally unfit--
Get blown the fuck out, shut your fucking mouth
None of you niggas know what you're talking about

Call the cops when you see Mixtapian
So you can lock me up with a false rape accusation

Signalling virtues, asking "who hurt you?"
Go back to bed jew, it's past your curfew
Yikes sweaty, let's unpack this
Fact check, fat chicks, they want chad dick

Fuck these whore lies, they fuck more guys
Guys with hunter eyes and sharp jawlines

My life is a mess, it's not the fucking best
She wants Mr Right but she swiped him to the left--
It's a death, for my self-esteem
How could a person be this fucking mean?
"Get therapy bro, just shower bro"
"I'm sure haircuts will help you drown in hoes"
Not with my nose, not with my flow
Not with new clothes, JFL
Never underestimate the power of a hole--
Even if it's lubed up, used up and old

Fuck feminists, they're pretentious sexists
If they cared about men, incels wouldn't exist
Listen to this, male misandrists
Cuckmaxxing won't get you a kiss
I'm a cursed virgin and a hurting person
I'm immersing the black pill and I can't stop lurking

I'm a NEET, but I still got no time for these bitches--
Only like girls who grant me black pilled wishes--
It's my mission.. to make out with black pilled women--
If only they weren't a rare existence
I want them to hold me and get cozy
But I'm coping, girls don't even wanna know me

Oh shit! Centrelink cut my payments
My NEET haven is in need of saving
Gotta wagecuck some bucks, but the job market is fucked
I wanna meet a girl and have my dick sucked

Let me win the lottery, I fucking love money
So I can lay down and rot without any worries
It's just a dream, a stupid fantasy
If only I didn't have social anxiety
Hang by a tree, bang all these
Holes for free, wholesome treat
But I'm not Chadpreet, I'm a useless NEET
Pussy belongs to Chad only

Free download: https://soundcloud.com/mixtapian/mixtapian-ascension-unlikely

Original upload date: Mar 7, 2019


Original upload date: Dec 24, 2018
This BitChute video has minor changes from the original.

Take the Christmas pill.

Songs used:

1. Myuu - Jingle Bells (Dark Piano Version) - Dark Christmas Music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h_6aRAxcwU

2. Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones OST - Comrades https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MUgR9j3ytc

3. Attack - Super Smash Bros. Brawl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvymJMU1K9A

4. Kevin MacLeod - Silent Night https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100075

5. Snowy Holidays - Club Penguin Music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COPLGg29EPc

6. We Wish You A Merry Christmas - National Philharmonic Orchestra, Richmond Brass, Charles Gerhardt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDrp4Qny3yM

7. Fire Emblem 7 OST - Strike! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wl-USBZk_c

Original upload date: Dec 22, 2018

Original upload date: Dec 16, 2018


Bad feels, chad kills, swallow the black pill
I'm spitting the truth so let the motherfucking facts spill

I lowkey wanna get a rope to choke me
I'm coping, fuck these disgusting roasties

The black pill is an aching pain
But at least I don't have to deal with bitches who say "slay queen slay"

They're fake. Wait. I'll tell you what's faker
Stupid ass hoes with a fuck ton of makeup
Cake-up, just fucking wake up
I can only be a dater if I'm a beta full of paper, cash-taker

I'm ominous, dominant, lyrical apologist
Stating facts doesn't make me a misogynist
Blind optimists, saying shit like "just be confident"
Wow thanks I'm cured, you inconsiderate narcissist

Oh the amount of money I would pay
To get /u/Board_Gaming to sit on my disfigured face

It's a shame. A sub 8 going through a lot of pain
Doomed to be helpless in the whole dating game
I'm a peaking creep and a leeching NEET
I'm up before the sunrise cause I can't fucking sleep

I can't find a job because of my anxiety
Cause I'm afraid my instability will get em to fire me
Women don't want a sad broken ass man
They want chads with 6 packs and fat money bags

So lace up your noose cause I'm about to rope
Hugging pillows is my ultimate cope
I can't looksmaxx for my fat looksmatch
Her crack's getting tapped by a wet ballsack

I'm a no good stowaway, too many throwaways
Browsing braincels on a lonely Saturday
Got a hand on my dick and a hand on my phone
Gonna watch some porn until I fucking die alone

Free download: https://soundcloud.com/mixtapian/mixtapian-cursed-virgin-1


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Putting everything from my youtube channel in here just in case. I'll include the original youtube upload date in the description of each video for autism purposes.

my life is a sitcom