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The Most Heterosexual Homophobe Reacts to The Last of Us 2.

The Last of Us 2 Reaction.

Yov, i'm am Boris. The Last of Us 2 has been out for one week now. The game is really gay (or lesbian) but Ellie is forcing me to play it anyway while i'm trying to make my mind whether this game is worth playing or not.

The game has been accussed of spreading the SJW propaganda. There are queer characters and no male protagonists. I'm am the most heterosexual person alive. I can guarantee you tha i'm not gay. Not even a little bit.

The game has nice horses and Ellie plays guitar but unfortunately i haven't seen any balalaikas in this game. The gameplay mechanics have been improved slightly since the first game but still, The Last of Us Part 2 is universally hated for its narrative and queer themes.

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Message from the creator of this channel:
"This video is a satire. Boris is a fictional character created by me. He is an ignorant, stupid, racist, homophobic wannabe gopnik who's also a closeted homosexual attracted to black men. This character was created as a mean to mock and ridicule racist and homophobic behaviour. His words and actions don't express my opinions and he shouldn't be considered a role model. Both racism, homophobia and discrimination are prominent issues that we are still facing, especially considering the recent events. I believe that comedy is a way to deal with dark issues and themes in life and while i don't think i solve any of those issues by posting this video, my hope is that it will make at least one person laugh and make their day a little better."

Yov, I'm am Boris and in this video i will talk about a little something called coronavirus also knows as Corvin-19 or something like that. Maybe you didn't notice but a lot of people got really sick this year and i don't mean syphilis. So did my friend Anatoly Gorbakiev but that's because he ate a very old potato after he lost a bet.

A bigger threat than coronavirus is the racism that comes with it. Racism towards Japanese people. In this video i will explain why it's not racist to keep away from the Japanese people and why you should in order to avoid getting sick.

Additionally, i also talk about toilet paper, a lot. And by a lot i mean... a lot.

IMPORTANT!!!
Message from the creator of this channel:

"I don't think it has to be said but please, do not take this video seriously and do not follow any of the stupid advice it gives."

"This video is a satire. Boris is a fictional character created by me. He is an ignorant, stupid, racist, homophobic wannabe gopnik who's also a closeted homosexual attracted to black men. This character was created as a mean to mock and ridicule racist and homophobic behaviour. His words and actions don't express my opinions and he shouldn't be considered a role model. Both racism, homophobia and discrimination are prominent issues that we are still facing, especially considering the recent events. I believe that comedy is a way to deal with dark issues and themes in life and while i don't think i solve any of those issues by posting this video, my hope is that it will make at least one person laugh and make their day a little better."

Boris's Guide to Galaxy: The Best Way to Cook Potatoes.

Yov, i'm am Boris. Welcome to my first episode of Boris's Guide to Galaxy. It's a new series on my channel in which i will be informative and help you with various things in life. After all, i'm a genius.

Today i will teach you how to cook potatoes and will show you the best way to cook potatoes. Are you tired of tutorial videos that take forever to start? This one is going to take even longer and it's not guaranteed that you will learn anything. But i'll just blame it on you. After all, i'm a genius.

I will prepare a delicious traditional Russian dinner that you can make at home. Or on the street if you're homeless. Also, listening to some sick hardbass like a real gopnik. I'm am a real gopnik.

Drunken Gaming: I Host E3 2020 (Slav Edition)

Yov. I'm am Boris and this year E3 got cancelled.

This year E3 Electronic Entertainment Expo got canceled but fear not, i will host E3 2020 this year. I will present to you some of the worst games on steam (and all of them Russian themed) that you should check out and play this year. Just go ahead and play them. Trust me, it will be fun.

The rules are simple, i drink vodka and get drunk while playing video games. Some of them good, some of them bad.

List of games that i play in this episode:

- Russian Life Simulator
- Plati Nalog
- It's Winter (ШХД ЗИМА)
- Russian World

0:00 Intro
1:53 Russian Life Simulator
7:25 Plati Nalog
8:49 It's Winter
17:07 Russian World
20:37 Outro

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IMPORTANT!!!
Message from the creator of this channel:
"This video is a satire. Boris is a fictional character created by me. He is an ignorant, stupid, racist, homophobic wannabe gopnik who's also a closeted homosexual attracted to black men. This character was created as a mean to mock and ridicule racist and homophobic behaviour. His words and actions don't express my opinions and he shouldn't be considered a role model. Both racism, homophobia and discrimination are prominent issues that we are still facing, especially considering the recent events. I believe that comedy is a way to deal with dark issues and themes in life and while i don't think i solve any of those issues by posting this video, my hope is that it will make at least one person laugh and make their day a little better."

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My equipment:

Camera: https://www.amazon.com/Sony-Mirrorles...

Editing Softwares:
-Vegas Pro 17
-Movavi Video Editor 15

Meet Boris, the Crazy Russian Gopnik.

Yov, I'm am Boris Khasimov and this is my debut on YouTube. As we all know, a perfect first video is like a virgin altar boy, it doesn't exist.

In this video i watch a dog take shit and i talk shit about shit. Well... shit.

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IMPORTANT!!!
Message from the creator of this channel:
"This video is a satire. Boris is a fictional character created by me. He is an ignorant, stupid, racist, homophobic wannabe gopnik who's also a closeted homosexual attracted to black men. This character was created as a mean to mock and ridicule racist and homophobic behaviour. His words and actions don't express my opinions and he shouldn't be considered a role model. Both racism, homophobia and discrimination are prominent issues that we are still facing, especially considering the recent events. I believe that comedy is a way to deal with dark issues and themes in life and while i don't think i solve any of those issues by posting this video, my hope is that it will make at least one person laugh and make their day a little better."

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My equipment:

Camera: https://www.amazon.com/Sony-Mirrorles...

Editing Softwares:
-Vegas Pro 17
-Movavi Video Editor 15

My channel intro. Yov, I'm am Boris Khasimov and this is my channel - This is just the beginning and i hope you're in for a ride otherwise i'll kick your sorry ass right out of the carriage.

If you like vodka and you're not gay then you are welcome.

I ain't gay. I promise. Why would you even think that i am? Seriously, i'm not.

The song in this video: Kino - Boshetunmai.

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Created 4 years, 4 months ago.

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Category Entertainment

"Stages of Predecomposition" is a webseries that follows follows the story of Boris Khasimov, a slavaboo wannabe gopnik. Boris is a closeted homosexual attracted primarily to black guys. He's deeply in denial and chooses to act like a homophobe and racist.

The content of this channel is purely fictional and the characters shouldn't be taken too seriously.