Owen Benjamin

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If it wasn't for my dad's weiner and my mom's "ok," there would be no Owen Benjamin. Piano brought me to stand up comedy. I've had two Comedy Central specials. I'm tall but suck at basketball, I'm smart but can't spell, I'm nice but kind of a dick.

I've been in some movies: House Bunny, Staten Island Summer w/ SNL cast, Bucky Larson w/ Nick Swardson, Jack and Jill w/ Adam Sandler.

Also some TV shows: Sullivan and Son - produced by Vince Vaughn, Leno, Fallon, and Bar Rescue.

You may have seen/heard me in podcasts: Joe Rogan, Adam Corolla, Steven Crowder, and the Impractical Jokers podcast.

http://Hugepianist.com for tour dates

Twitter: https://twitter.com/OwenBenjamin
Instagram: https://instagram.com/owenbenjam
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/owenbenjamincomedy/

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If it wasn't for my dad's weiner and my mom's "ok," there would be no Owen Benjamin. Piano brought me to stand up comedy. I've had two Comedy Central specials. I'm tall but suck at basketball, I'm smart but can't spell, I'm nice but kind of a dick.

I've been in some movies: House Bunny, Staten Island Summer w/ SNL cast, Bucky Larson w/ Nick Swardson, Jack and Jill w/ Adam Sandler.

Also some TV shows: Sullivan and Son - produced by Vince Vaughn, Leno, Fallon, and Bar Rescue.

You may have seen/heard me in podcasts: Joe Rogan, Adam Corolla, Steven Crowder, and the Impractical Jokers podcast.

http://Hugepianist.com for tour dates

Twitter: https://twitter.com/OwenBenjamin
Instagram: https://instagram.com/owenbenjam
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/owenbenjamincomedy/

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It's not that the baby boomer generation threw away our futures, it's that they not only won't admit it, they think they did an AWESOME job at everything. People wouldn't even be mad at them if they simply admitted that between 1965-2005 America pretty much gave away every single thing that defined it in exchange for money and sexual liberation.
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If it wasn't for my dad's weiner and my mom's "ok," there would be no Owen Benjamin. Piano brought me to stand up comedy. I've had two Comedy Central specials. I'm tall but suck at basketball, I'm smart but can't spell, I'm nice but kind of a dick.

I've been in some movies: House Bunny, Staten Island Summer w/ SNL cast, Bucky Larson w/ Nick Swardson, Jack and Jill w/ Adam Sandler.

Also some TV shows: Sullivan and Son - produced by Vince Vaughn, Leno, Fallon, and Bar Rescue.

You may have seen/heard me in podcasts: Joe Rogan, Adam Corolla, Steven Crowder, and the Impractical Jokers podcast.

http://Hugepianist.com for tour dates

Twitter: https://twitter.com/OwenBenjamin
Instagram: https://instagram.com/owenbenjam
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/owenbenjamincomedy/

Gary has been found face down in his swimming pool with an embarrassing erection. Was it the raccoons who recently moved in next door? Or was it the minx who's been hiding in plain sight all along? We have ourselves a classic who done it.
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How to avoid the modern fear camps. A new way to look at media.
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Lot of big fake news stories today. Let's talk titanic, Iran, free will, etc.
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I keep feeling like people don't understand when I talk about alphas and gammas it isn't a status thing. So here is some embarrassing stories from my life. Enjoy
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If it wasn't for my dad's weiner and my mom's "ok," there would be no Owen Benjamin. Piano brought me to stand up comedy. I've had two Comedy Central specials. I'm tall but suck at basketball, I'm smart but can't spell, I'm nice but kind of a dick.

I've been in some movies: House Bunny, Staten Island Summer w/ SNL cast, Bucky Larson w/ Nick Swardson, Jack and Jill w/ Adam Sandler.

Also some TV shows: Sullivan and Son - produced by Vince Vaughn, Leno, Fallon, and Bar Rescue.

You may have seen/heard me in podcasts: Joe Rogan, Adam Corolla, Steven Crowder, and the Impractical Jokers podcast.

http://Hugepianist.com for tour dates

Twitter: https://twitter.com/OwenBenjamin
Instagram: https://instagram.com/owenbenjam
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/owenbenjamincomedy/

Been thinking a lot about pre programming vs subconscious art. I've said and done things that were so predictive I would be convinced I was one of these pre programmers. The fact that I know I'm not has got me thinking about some stuff I hope you find interesting.
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If it wasn't for my dad's weiner and my mom's "ok," there would be no Owen Benjamin. Piano brought me to stand up comedy. I've had two Comedy Central specials. I'm tall but suck at basketball, I'm smart but can't spell, I'm nice but kind of a dick.

I've been in some movies: House Bunny, Staten Island Summer w/ SNL cast, Bucky Larson w/ Nick Swardson, Jack and Jill w/ Adam Sandler.

Also some TV shows: Sullivan and Son - produced by Vince Vaughn, Leno, Fallon, and Bar Rescue.

You may have seen/heard me in podcasts: Joe Rogan, Adam Corolla, Steven Crowder, and the Impractical Jokers podcast.

http://Hugepianist.com for tour dates

Twitter: https://twitter.com/OwenBenjamin
Instagram: https://instagram.com/owenbenjam
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/owenbenjamincomedy/

If it wasn't for my dad's weiner and my mom's "ok," there would be no Owen Benjamin. Piano brought me to stand up comedy. I've had two Comedy Central specials. I'm tall but suck at basketball, I'm smart but can't spell, I'm nice but kind of a dick.

I've been in some movies: House Bunny, Staten Island Summer w/ SNL cast, Bucky Larson w/ Nick Swardson, Jack and Jill w/ Adam Sandler.

Also some TV shows: Sullivan and Son - produced by Vince Vaughn, Leno, Fallon, and Bar Rescue.

You may have seen/heard me in podcasts: Joe Rogan, Adam Corolla, Steven Crowder, and the Impractical Jokers podcast.

http://Hugepianist.com for tour dates

Twitter: https://twitter.com/OwenBenjamin
Instagram: https://instagram.com/owenbenjam
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/owenbenjamincomedy/

I've been thinking a lot about masculinity and what it means as I prepare for my talk for Jesse Lee Peterson's charity event. Men need a right of passage to know they are men. Our sneaky friends the small hats may have an almost uncountable amount of flaws, but they do have a very real and very tangible right of passage when they know they are no longer a boy. What do baby boomers have? Gen X? Millenials? germination Z?
The moon lie changed everything and ruined masculinity for 50 years. Let's discuss.
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He didn’t even want the gummies he wanted to play soccer. Such a good kid. I highly recommend becoming a parent it’s a blast.

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Amy tells a quick story about my attempt at helping put the boys to bed
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Apologizing for my behavior not to that bald chubby little scumbag FYI

Some Disturbing Video of Sidekick Bear emerges
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Hey look @louderwithcrowder has something important to tell his wife.
Don’t poke bears crowder. Go back to Canada dumb dumb. It’s “be fruitful and [email protected] NOT “be fruity and blow a guy.” Let me know next time you want to lecture me on everything I’m doing wrong. You mistook my genuine friendship and support for you as weakness. And now you will continue to pay as the world points and laughs at the gay Canadian in the wig who betrayed all his friends. Chowder with crowder sucks now anyway ever since you replaced all your competent joke writers with your dildo collection.
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