Trigger them Niggers part 2 (Pickle’s Revenge)
Music and lyrics by Pickle's the Pirate

lyrics

Ahoy me mateys, you know I be back
Fucking your mothers, and smokin’ me crack
I been plunderin’ villages, and killing oil riggers
But enough about me, now it’s time to trigger niggers

The only thing I like more than getting high,
Be triggering niggers, I don’t understand why.
Trigger me niggers, and batten down the hatches,
I’ll trigger them niggers, no matter what the catch is

Smokin me crack, and drinkin me rum
I’ve got hemorrhoids all o’er me bum
when it comes to nigger triggering, I never fall short
‘Cause triggering niggers be my favourite sport

Are ye too chicken to trigger niggers?
Will ye get scared, and then shit yer knickers?
Are ye man enough to be bad enough,
To trigger them chicken finger lickers

Roses be red, and violets be bigger
Somebody trigger, this motherfucking nigger
You know these niggers, they call me a felon
Because I ate all the watermelon

Smokin’ cigars, and triggering niggars
When I play me songs live, I get kicked out of bars
I stumble through town, and the niggers try to rob me
but no matter what they do, these niggers can’t stop me

Would you snigger at a digger just to trigger a nigger?
Go figure
And every time I trigger a nigger,
Me dick gets bigger
Nigger vagina looks like pastrami
You can’t see ‘em at night ‘cause they’re black like Harambi

Rapin’ that booty as I duffle me lootings
Black on black crime be worse than police shootings
And statistically speaking, they all have diabetes
‘Cause all that they eat be fried chicken and Little Debbies

Robbin’ these niggers for their pieces of eight
If I don’t rob ‘em first, then they’ll rob us straight
Saying nigger makes the niggers irate
So trigger them niggers, or you’ll be shark bait

Niggers
Niggers
Niggers
Niggers

Niggers
Finger licking good
Niggers
Finger licking good

An original sea shanty by Pickles the Pirate

lyrics

When I get me big kickers, I go for triggering niggers
I trigger emotions for fun, I don’t mean the trigger of a gun
Just cause I’m triggering Niggers doesn’t mean I’m racist
But I like to trigger niggers on a regular basis.

Drinkin me rum, and eating corn on the cob
Cause triggering niggers be a dangerous job
When I go out, I wear me long white hood
Will it trigger the niggers? Yes, of course it would.

Aaaargh!
Trigger them Niggers!
Aaaargh!
Trigger them Niggers!
Aaaargh!
Trigger them Niggers!
Aaaargh!
Trigger them Niggers!

From sea to shining sea
Burn down all the KFCs
Shiver me timbers when I pull the trigger
And you know me favourite Whinnie the Pooh character be Tigger

When I walk out me door, Me matey’s keeping the score
How many niggers can I trigger? Me score just keeps gettin bigger.
I swear, triggering niggers be my favourite hobby
I do it all the fuckin time, just ask me friend Bobby (Bobby!)

Pretty soon there’s a mob, many are wanting to rob,
When the niggers be triggered, you know I’ve done a good job
But soon I hit a brick wall, and I cry, “Damn it all!”
I should have known to trigger niggers would have been me downfall.

Aaaargh!
Trigger them Niggers!
Aaaargh!
Trigger them Niggers!
Aaaargh!
Trigger them Niggers!
Aaaargh!
Trigger them Niggers!