Diced up a video of an Australian guy from youtube talking about buying skateboards to pick up women with other esoterica.

The director, Derek Savage, makes artistic and aesthetic choices that are so baffling that it's hard to believe that this is a kid's movie and not some kind of hip art film. The dialogue is on point, as usual, with a news reporter using the "my best friend is black" excuse except in reference to the Corona virus. And can we talk about that shelf with the pictures on it? There are maybe 24" of shelf space and someone stuck 4 pictures on it, which is just excessive first of all. From left to right, we have a white 20 something, the director's real-life family, a black man in sunglasses with a bowtie getting his senior yearbook photo retaken 10 years after his graduation, and a furry. What in the fuck. What fucking maniac lives in this house?

!!If you only watch one of these, make it this one. The movie is only 20 minutes long but it contains 3 "rap" songs that I have to assume Derek Savage wrote himself. It makes the experience of watching the movie feel impossibly long.

The movie is only 20 minutes long but it contains 3 "rap" songs that I have to assume Derek Savage wrote himself. It makes the experience of watching the movie feel impossibly long.

The movie is only 20 minutes long but it contains 3 "rap" songs that I have to assume Derek Savage wrote himself. It makes the experience of watching the movie feel impossibly long.

Footage of schizophrenic musician and visual artist Wesley Willis

Set it to a beat and you've got a fire track.

To be clear, this film was made well before 2020. Age has not been kind to this movie, however. It's basically a SyFy original with tits. It stars Julie Strain, and it almost feels like the director wants to punish you for watching a Julie Strain movie.

If they made a remake of this movie, the costume costs would be so cheap because it's basically just one stop to the thrift store.

Presented in full: Civil Defense in Schools

How did Hasselhoff land this gig with the police? Nepotism?

Dude just hangs around with his mouth open.

It's called jacking in. All the kids are doing it.

Folk punk song about an anarchist that hates communists.
lyrics:
went to the rally to protest the state
and I started to burn a flag and demonstrate
and the cops stood idly by, but the party wouldn't abide
their thug protest Marshall socked me in the eye
we used to climb roofs and cranes loot on dumpsters and hop trains
till you bought their rag on the imperialist bourgeoisie
and you sold your youth the day you bought their truth
and now you're hawking worker's weekly, issue 3
you never seemed like the type to obey
and take directives from comrades everyday
you used to see their bullshit clear
and the vanguard was something we feared
back when party meant four bands and cheap beer
and your Stalinist revolution is just a fuckwit solution
another form of state-imposed hierarchy
and you sold your youth the day you bought their truth
and now you're hawking worker's weekly, issue 3
“revolution is just about to come
and for two dollars you can read about the fun
one paper at a time the party ladder I will climb
‘till state power and authority are mine”
yeah well I hate imperialists but you turned equally fascist
and your papers won't do jack to set me free
and you sold your youth the day you bought their truth
and now you're hawking worker's weekly, issue 3

Some people believe that Elvis never wrote a bad song in his life (because they are stupid.) Elvis had a LOT of bad songs. Don't believe me? Try to sit through all 22 of these disasterpieces.
Film is Der Elvis.

there must be something in the water.
i didn't used to feel this way, but i know i feel it now.
and it didn't used to be this bad. nothing ever goes as planned.
and i can't seem to understand.
there must be something in the water.
is the flouride causing cancer? do our leaders have an answer
for the things i want to know? always seems so apropos
when viewing things in retrospect and given time to self reflect.
there must be something in the water.
because i never used to feel this bad. maybe i can find an ad
to sell me something for my pain. consequence and price be damned.
the country's getting out of hand.
there must be something in the water.

You think too much.
Just push the buttons.
Just twist the knobs.
Just pray to God.
Just watch TV.
Just go to sleep.
Just eat your lunch.
You think too much.
Just trust the news.
Just fill the pews.
Just sign the form.
Just browse for porn.
Just chew the scraps.
Just pay the tax.
Just hush because
You think too much.

It's impossible to describe how you feel watching one of these things. On the one hand, his lectures are dry and bad. On the other, they're fucking surreal as shit. He has a catalogue with tons of tapes and he used to sell them out of the back of sci fi mags, weed mags, and comic books. Most of his tapes are about paranormal type things, but I decided to upload in full his tape on how to attract a soul mate. Which is also kind of paranormal at times. Don't bother unless you're into listening to weird old men ramble about asinine bullshit for 2 hours set to what is essentially a power point presentation of esoteric paintings.

The only thing high school taught me is how to dumb down my conversations so that the average person can parse the discussion. At the risk of boring you and massive downvotes, I have decided to not do that. You're welcome / sorry.