As the name would imply...

Funny song w nude beach scenes. LYRICS;

CHORUS 1: IN THIS AGE OF HYPOCRISY

YOU CAN SEE A LOT OF CHARITY

GOING TO THE WEALTHY

The working class will suffer because of me

as will those who live in extreme poverty

but your ruling class will gain more authority

as you’ll want more laws for you and me

driven by a need for your personal safety.

(CHORUS 1)

I’m encouraged to be a bogus refugee.

I'm encouraged to partake in criminality,

when I might have lived a life of honest productivity

bringing my country wealth and prosperity.

Back home I was one of the relatively wealthy.

This enabled me to make the difficult journey.

(CHORUS 1)

If you lure the talent from a poor country,

you'll increase that country's poverty

and reduce the price of the commodity

but that won't be a problem for me

I'll get good accommodation in your country.

A refugee gets it all for free!

A refugee gets it all for free!

(CHORUS 1)

Your country’s priority is people like me.

Your homeless people don't have priority

but I'll use the soup kitchens - as they are free.

I'll get the homeless trying heroin and PCP!

I'll create a state of chaos and hostility!

I'll drive some away and they'll go hungry!

CHORUS 2: AS THE RULING CLASS GAIN MORE AUTHORITY

ITS GOING TO REDUCE YOUR LIBERTY

ITS PLAIN TO SEE ITS CHARITY FOR THE WEALTHY (4x)

I'll be a refugee

I'll get it all for free

and your taxes will go to support me.

Chicks will sleep with me just to prove they're PC

and they won't even ask if I've got VD.

I'll still get chicks even if I'm ugly,

walk like a chicken and look like a monkey!

I'll have the perk of unbridled promiscuity.

I might even be called a RAPE-fugee!

This is the scenario that I foresee.

And I really mustn't miss the opportunity,

to make this scenario reality.

So I'll cross the Sahara and sail the sea.

And, as you voice no objection to me,

I see you're nothing more than a weak patsy

who wears a façade of compassion for me.

And you might doubt my sincerity

and think I'm just another bogus refugee.

So let me spell it out in simplicity:

Yes, if you think hard then I'm sure you'll agree

that my account of the place from which I'll flee

is very much divorced from reality.

But your chiefs have a very special use for me.

As they see me as a crucial key

in their 'divide and conquer' policy!

I'm a tool of oppress-ability.

A demon sent forth to terrorize thee.

A bogeyman to scare the crap out of thee.

(CHORUS 2)

I'll disrupt your peace and tranquility.

I'm gonna make your life a misery.

I'll make you open to malleability.

Fear is a powerful tool, you see!

You'll vote for more laws for you and me.

For this your politicians will spend your money.

Its all part of their power conspiracy

to increase their power over you and me!

So I’m costing you your liberty.

By empowering those in authority.

Facilitating their control of you and me!

Their lure is a special reward for me.

I'll be a refugee

I'll get it all for free

and your taxes will go to support me.

Your politicians are the powers that be.

So you should blame them and not blame me.

And don't think of laying no guilt trip on me!

After all, I just want to exploit what's free

and spend my life in idle tranquility,

although I'm of full employ-ability.

I'll drain your taxes parasitically.

And I know how take the blame off me.

I'll allege discrimination against me.

I’ll claim that I’m excluded and not lazy.

I'll call you a racist if you disagree.

Its an old scam, that anyone can see

but for me, that old scam works perfectly!

I'm sure you'd pull that scam if you were me.

You'd be stupid to pass the opportunity

to get it all for free

and be a refugee

and have the taxes pay for thee.

An asylum seeker's fantasy.

A dream of this migrant Somali.

A dream of this potential jihadi.

A dream of this bogus refugee.

You better listen to me, honkey!

We're gonna make a mess of your country!

(CHORUS 2)

The trip to your country selects for the wealthy!

My superiority granted me mobility!

Back home I lived in comfort and prosperity.

But now I'm over here playing on your sympathy!

And now I'm over here living off your charity!

I'm a member of a gifted minority!

The brightest and the best "to improve your society."

I'm young, I'm strong, I'm smart and I'm wealthy!

(Sorry, not enough room for all the lyrics.)

How a single word can cause police and security staff to look the other way, get you affirmative action and other perks and privileges - and even get you laid! And its Legal!

How big tech abuses YOU.

ZUCKERBERG IS WATCHING YOU
Zuckerberg is watching you!
On every street and avenue!
They know everything you do!
Your clothing brands, your size of shoe!
A record that'll stick like glue!
They know when you have a screw!
And even when you shoot your goo!
They know when you're feeling blue!
And when you're sitting on the loo!
They know if its pee or poo!
A number one or number two!
And they control what you say too!
It offends big tech if you say 'boo'!
you mustn't tell illegals to 'shoo!'
or critique the plight of Timbuktu!
So they block out your "free speech" too,
although what you say is true!
They treat you like a kangaroo!
To yourself you cry 'boo hoo hoo!'
while your face adopts a purplish hue!
Its Zuckerberg' I'd like to sue!
I hope he meets his Waterloo!
Its got nothing to do with him being a Jew.
So making allegations will discredit you!

Some travelers encounter the unexpected...

Bio movie of the famous sexologist.