We traverse the cool, cool mountain of "Cool, Cool Mountain." That's all there is to say.

Fun fact: when I was a little child face, I literally thought the wall kick star required me to kick or punch every wall in the stage until I eventually found it; I spent an entire morning punching walls before I had to leave for kindergarten at noon.

I think I mention this fact in the next part.

I called this place Jolly Roger's Lagoon, which is not in this game. If we're lucky, I'll get around to playing Banjo-Tooie; I'm probably going to skip Banjo-Kazooie since I never played that game.

Fun fact: I actually tried buying Banjo-Kazooie once at Gauken (a now-defunct Norwegian used games store), but the box for the game erroneously contained a copy of Yoshi's Story instead. There was disappointment had, but it was a decent game nonetheless.

We collect all the stars in Whomp's Fortress, and I mention things from my childhood that are relevant to this game somehow.

Relevant bloopers:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PbgKq7pCyM
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQP62cr2KsU
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPKweXO4Av8

I ended up making this video more awkward than was necessary. At least it didn't break, which we'll see happen next part.

Relevant bloopers:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imEPYnHZK1I
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imEPYnHZK1I

I'm still suffering the aftermath of the illness that has plagued me for about a week.

Not much is going on in this episode aside from some building and exploring.

Original air date: January 1st, 2019.

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One man's far-to-great a wasting of time looking for a blue barrel: a true nightmare. Also: I had caught a cold before this stream. I
hoped it would go away after this stream. It didn't, and so there was a hiatus until 2019.

Spoiler: I "fell ill" again on January 5th, this time with something more severe than the common cold or the flu or whatever the hell I caught earlier.

Original air date: December 27th, 2018.

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Wherein I find myself wandering all over the place in search of somewhere I can actually do something without either myself or the game dying on me. We end up dying to some robots and getting terrified by a blue chameleon, apparently. Also: I question why a bandito veteran almost got killed by a couple of mutant hounds, and the finale consists of nothing but my planting a bunch of seedlings and building useless crap in general.
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Original air date: December 25th, 2018.

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We escort Preston to the Castle. Unfortunately, he disappears on me, and I end up going to Jamaica Plains instead.

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Original air date: December 23rd, 2018.ø

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Don't worry about the stray "ø".

It's a robot, and it's turquoise, or whatever the hell the color is.

Sorry that I've been late with the upload; I got a case of rhabdo, so there's been a lack of... computer access, I guess you could say.

Edit: This is not an applicable statement here. Oops. Oh, well.

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Original air date: December 23rd, 2018.

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Wherein an old hag flops over like a bag of flaccidity.

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Original air date: December 22nd, 2018.

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Hey, look: it's a smorgasbord of bollocks!

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Original air date: December 22nd, 2018.

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