scottysthoughties
On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about people who leave their garbage outside.
On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about something I like about left-handed people.
On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how second-hand smoke is the most dangerous thing in human history.
On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about the time I saw a man and a woman who were together and looked like they didn't have a place to live.
On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about what it would be like to be in solitary confinement.
On a very special episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about the ugliest players in the National Hockey League.
On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about what my own personal hell would be.
On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about differences between men and women in porn.
On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about glass, and what the deal is with it.
On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how many times I've seen someone wearing a shirt I own.
On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about why they call it the graveyard shift.
On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how it is that people get addicted to meth amphetamines.
On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a certain word that people don't know how to use properly.
On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about the time I saw a guy with a walker on the dance floor.
On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how people say that music is healing.
On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about what it would be like to be the world's oldest living human being.
On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about something that I did in the shower one time.
On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how foreigners can help us speak words better.
On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a thing that people say about other people that doesn't make much sense.
This video is about you. Yes, you.
On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about important questions children used to ask.
On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a terrible experience I had at a dining establishment.
On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about dumb people who care too much about skin colour.
It's like stand-up comedy, but I'm sitting down.