Remember chaps, all women are evil!
But many are also sexy!
And they are better at washing the dishes!
And many are good cooks!
They can ware smaller hats due to their tiny brains.
Err,,,did i mention sexy?
Enjoy.🇬🇧

Sparky did turn up,,,,so we did make this video.
Drumming & backing vocals. by Sparky ( the bastard )
Guitars, bass + vocals, by sir Dan Dandy.
"the Gosport Professionals" wish you all a merry Christmas.

Is wanking classed as sex?

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Don`t waste your time listening to a traitorous stinking dog turds like "Stormzy" or spend your hard earned cash on auto tuned bum boys and coked up slags.
Fuck that shit!!!!!

Were in a different league.

The perfect Cure !

Not the chemist

Classic re-do of the old song by "The Monkeys" by a far superior band wot still isn`t dead yet.

Well this is "a fantastic example" of how a "young sexy band" can take an old tune by "old people from the olden days",and make it sound like "God has covered it".
Sex, sex, sex that's all you people think about, and its disgusting,,,,people like you ort to be ashamed of yourselves you "sweaty bastards".
Unless you are a sexy bird (woman), in that case you should be over at the cucumber patch with "Sparky the Darky" and a large tub of baby oil (with a peg on your nose) !
Performed by "the Gosport Professionals"
Vocals + Guitar sir Dan Dandy
Drums + Vocals by "Sparky the Darky" (El Bastardo)
Originaly performed by "John y Rotten" & the rest of "the Nolan Sisters".

Bombardment of the puerile.

Next years winning entry for the Irish Republic in the Euro-vision Song Contest 2022 (if they arn`t too pissed on the old potato poteen),
Its "Danny O`Dung" & "Sparky O`Darky" of the Irish Professionals.

Yes its Tom Jones the beast from Wales interviewed by "Sparky the Darky" about his long career in singing and stuff.
Tom performs live with backing from the sexy "Gosport Professionals".
Recorded live at "Wombly Stadium" Brown down safari park, Gosport.
It was a great pleasure for Tom to work with the "Gosport Professionals" & we hope he learned a lot about the music biz, stage craft and shit.
Merry Christmas to you all !

Sexually stimulation

SEXY VERSION OF A CRAP IRISH TUNE.
Guitars + vocals by sir Dan Dandy
Percussion/Drums + vocals by Sparky the Darky

The Hot and Raunchy "Gosport Professionals" win tickets for a Jamaican holiday!
Sun ,sea and fishy bits await them!
Surly nothing can go wrong ?!?!?!

SEXANDDRUGSANDROCKANDROLL

Ouch !

King of the skins"Sparky the Darky" shows you whats what

Want fast clean Windows,,,,here`s how !

A potentiality of tomorrow

Don`t say we said nothing

Your nicked,Slags

Sparky may be dead ,but here`s a stiffy to keep all the girls happy!

here`s a stiffy to keep all the girls happy!

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