Champeen Haggle-Meister

No longer being held back by the ineffective leadership of Evil Otto, we continue our way across the frontier to find our fortune in the land of “Oregon”. Evil Otto may be gone, but at least we’ve got Mary Sue, who I’m told is perfect in every way, to lead our party across the wasteland… I mean heartland. Stinky Pete has really stepped up now, and is our new haggler/vet/hunter/berry wrangler. He’s turning out to be a pretty valuable member of the group.

The Oregon Trail (2022) – Gameloft

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The Horror of Camp Guardian

Now that we’ve done the Bitter Springs thing with Boone, we can finally progress the plot… oooh look, a mountain pass! Yeah, we get sidetracked again, and yeah, it’s so not worth it, but we are exploring, and that’s what this game is all about. Anyway, we do that, then we sell some drugs, then we destroy a bunch of drug dealers, and ooooh look, a vault!

Fallout: New Vegas (2010) – Obsidian Entertainment
Big Iron (1959) – Marty Robbins

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Take Your Ass Back to the Big Lots…

Only the timeliest references on this channel. I don’t care, it’s one of our first running jokes and I still find it funny. Anyway, we finally put the boots to Ol’ Birkenstock once and for all in this episode and that’s going to wrap up Resident Evil 2: The Remake. We may or may not come back to it sometime in the future for additional modes, but for now we’re done. I really like this one. I know I bitched a lot, but it’s a pretty good remake of one of the best Resident Evil games ever and is a fair follow up to the original remake. Anyway, it’s been a long road, but we finally made it and we hope you enjoyed the ride.

Resident Evil 2 (2019) – Capcom Co. Ltd.

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Dancin’ on the Ceiling

Well, it’s Groundhog’s Day… again. This time we’re replaying Mega Man 5. We played through this once long ago, but now we’re doing it in some higher definition and with a bit more experience. Same tired old jokes though.

Mega Man 5 (1992) – Capcom Co. Ltd.

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Free at Last of Dysentery

When last we left our intrepid heroes of manifest destiny, they were all stinking and reeking and sneezing out of their butts due to the dysentery. On the plus side, at least one of our group is free of dysentery, but on the downside, they are stinking and reeking worse than ever… because they died. Which one died?! Was it Mary Sue? Evil Otto? Nitro Mike? Or was it Stinky Pete? Mike’s money’s on Stinky Pete. Personally, I’m hoping its Mary Sue. Who do you think it is? Stay tuned!

The Second Battle at Bitter Springs

We finally wrap up the Boone redemption arch in this episode and it’s really amazing to see such a dramatic scene in a Fallout game. I know Obsidian did this instead of Bethesda, so maybe that’s it, but either way it’s a great final chapter to the Boone companion mission. Oh, and we fight some bees too.

Fallout: New Vegas (2010) – Obsidian Entertainment
Big Iron (1959) – Marty Robbins

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Facing Off with Mean Willy B

Well, it’s been a long and miserable road, but we’re finally just about to the end. Personally, I don’t really care for babysitting the daughter of the end boss of the game, so I’m kind of glad that our time with Claire is coming to an end. We’re not quite there yet, but we do finally get to fight Ol’ Jerkin’ Berkin, so we’re awfully close now.

Resident Evil 2 (2019) – Capcom Co. Ltd.

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The Death of Creativity

Well, it’s Groundhog’s Day… again. This time we’re replaying Mega Man 4. We played through this once long ago, but now we’re doing it in some higher definition and with a bit more experience. Same tired old jokes though.

Mega Man 4 (1991) – Capcom Co. Ltd.

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Going in a New Direction

It's recently come to my attention that the Let's Play genre is dead on YouTube and if we want our channel to succeed, we're going to have to adapt with the times. Effective immediately, I am pivoting into what the cool kids seem to be doing now, so we're going to be doing nothing but makeup tutorials going forward.

Warning! There are just some things you can't unsee. If you have a low tolerance for cringe, turn back now.

I used a ton of copyrighted music in this video, so it's going to be claimed to oblivion and back. I'm only willing to give credit to one artist though, and that band is No Credit. Thanks again, Bearing.

Just a’ Stinkin’ n’ Reekin’

So far our party is kicking ass and making great time, but boy howdy do they stink! They’re smelling like an unwashed, half-naked ginger playing a wrastlin’ game on a hot August afternoon. That’s pretty bad, and I would know, I spend a lot of time around raw sewage. Don’t ask. Anyway, we might stink like nobody’s business, but we’re westward bound and full of dysentery, so there’s that.

The Oregon Trail (2022) – Gameloft

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A Sit-Down with Chief Exposition

I’m not gonna lie, this is a mostly exploration episode, but we do manage to finally get a chance to meet the commanding officer at Camp Golf. He’s Chief Hanlan and oh boy does he have some stuff to talk about. I thought the old man from the Death Mountain cave in Zelda 3 was talkative, but this guy’s got him topped any day. Heh heh… topped. Anyway, we’re progressing the plot more or less.

Fallout: New Vegas (2010) – Obsidian Entertainment
Big Iron (1959) – Marty Robbins

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Dust Man Sucks and Blows

Well, it’s Groundhog’s Day… again. This time we’re replaying Mega Man 4. We played through this once long ago, but now we’re doing it in some higher definition and with a bit more experience. Same tired old jokes though.

Mega Man 4 (1991) – Capcom Co. Ltd.

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We’re On Our Way…

So Mike calls me up one day and is like, “Hey, there’s this great new game I played and I think we should do a Let’s Grumble on it!” So I’m like, “What game?” Then he’s all like, “The Oregon Trail” And then I’m all like, “That game is old! I beat that antique years ago.” Them Mike’s all like, “No, man, this is a new one and it’s soooo cool! It’s totally fire, yo, no cap.” And I’m all like, “Neato, my man, let’s play it and then get some glizzies.” So we’re going to Portland, I guess…

The Oregon Trail (2022) – Gameloft

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Boone Learns to Loosen Up

Now that the Legion knows where our allegiances lie, it’s time to go ruin their day. We’re not just going to do this the old fashioned way though; we’re going full Captain Planet villain and flooding their little camp with toxic waste! To tell you the truth, I’ve never seen Boone so happy. He’s running around, sniping legion. Hell, he’s even wearing one of their push brooms on his head just to celebrate the carnage. Good times in Cottonwood Cove.

Fallout: New Vegas (2010) – Obsidian Entertainment
Big Iron (1959) – Marty Robbins

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Professional Meddler

We’re in the “Nest” now, so I guess it’s time to steal some eggs and make a nice omelet. Of course not. We’re still lugging around Ol’ Useless and now Claire’s decided that she’s suddenly a virologist and is just going to whip up a G-Virus vaccine for Sherry. Good luck, Bitch.

Resident Evil 2 (2019) – Capcom Co. Ltd.

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Robot Pablo Escobar

Well, it’s Groundhog’s Day… again. This time we’re replaying Mega Man 4. We played through this once long ago, but now we’re doing it in some higher definition and with a bit more experience. Same tired old jokes though.

Mega Man 4 (1991) – Capcom Co. Ltd.

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Insufficient Funding

The game is finally starting to get a bit realistic as we have now run out of money and are having to lay-off staff and sell equipment to keep the power on. The prisoners are unhappy as we no longer have any fans to keep this tropical hellhole cool and the lights keep going out. On the plus side, we couldn’t afford the maximum security ward anymore, so our one max security prison is just wandering around the prison looking for a place to sleep. I know this seems bad, but I’m pretty sure that none of our prisoners will ever want to come back, so we might have actually reformed them.

Prison Tycoon: Under New Management (2021) – Abylight Studios S. A.

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The Nelson Massacre

The jig is up now. The Legion knows that we’re not with them, so we’re obviously against them. Well, if you can’t join ‘em, beat ‘em. We’ve got a rifle, a NCR sniper, and an eyebot with all the sensors. If it’s got a pushbroom on its head and talks like a dumbass, it’s going down. Just in time too, because we’re almost to the town of Nelson and its crawling with Legion.

Fallout: New Vegas (2010) – Obsidian Entertainment
Big Iron (1959) – Marty Robbins

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Dead Weight

That’s right. I said it. Sherry Birken is just plain ol’ dead weight. She’s worse than useless, she’s an outright liability. Claire must be the biggest idiot in the world, because this little loser is a total lost cause. Even her own mother doesn’t want to hang out with her. I guess what I’m trying to say is that I don’t really care for this character.

Resident Evil 2 (2019) – Capcom Co. Ltd.

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Dr. Wily Rides Again

OMG! This is a Re-Grumble of a game we Grumbled, but is also a Re-Grumble of a game that’s part of the game that we Re-Grumbled, that we just recently also Re-Grumbled! It’s Re-Grumble-Ception! Yes, we did it, folks! We went back and played Mega Man 2 yet again, this time the Wily Wars version of the game. This time in glorious HD though, so I guess it looks better. But can I play any better? I guess, we’ll see. Prepare for blast processing! It’s Groundhog Day!

Mega Man: The Wily Wars (1994) – Minakuchia Engineering Co. Ltd.

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Worst Warden Ever

In our continuing saga of ‘Mike runs a prison into the ground’, we attempt to reform prisoners, but the game just won’t let us put windows in the showers, so it’s not going so well. On the plus side, not a single prisoner has referred to Mike as obtuse just yet, so we haven’t had to throw anyone in the hole. As usual, Chris continues to stand out in the rain so he can use the phone to give us advice that we continue to ignore.

Prison Tycoon: Under New Management (2021) – Abylight Studios S. A.

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There’s No Hope in Camp Forlorn Hope

We found another NCR camp and, oh boy, are these sad-sacks… sad. I mean, yeah, I’d be sad if it was the post-apocalypse, I was in the army, and about to get in a major battle with a bunch of psychotics that believe they’re Roman soldiers, but these soldiers are sadder than average. “Oh, woe is me, we don’t have supplies and our camp doctor sleeps all day. Boo hoo hoo!” Losers. Time for Neutral Party time to show them how to be winners.

Fallout: New Vegas (2010) – Obsidian Entertainment
Big Iron (1959) – Marty Robbins

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Down and Out in Raccoon City

Sewers. I hate sewers.

Resident Evil 2 (2019) – Capcom Co. Ltd.

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Oops, All Lemons!

OMG! This is a Re-Grumble of a game we Grumbled, but is also a Re-Grumble of a game that’s part of the game that we Re-Grumbled, that we just recently also Re-Grumbled! It’s Re-Grumble-Ception! Yes, we did it, folks! We went back and played Mega Man 2 yet again, this time the Wily Wars version of the game. This time in glorious HD though, so I guess it looks better. But can I play any better? I guess, we’ll see. Prepare for blast processing! It’s Groundhog Day!

Mega Man: The Wily Wars (1994) – Minakuchia Engineering Co. Ltd.

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The Sims: Hard Times

Mike and I have decided to give this game a try. The only problem is, neither of us have ever played a Prison Tycoon game, and have very little idea of how a prison works. Fortunately for us, we just happen to have an expert that we can consult, so we’ve contract our old friend Convict Chris to stand out in the cold and give us advice that we mostly ignore. Sadly, this game looks closer to a rip-off of the Sims rather than a cool prison management game.

Prison Tycoon: Under New Management (2021) – Abylight Studios S. A.

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