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The Secret Mission

In this episode we find a secret mission in the game that really ties up the loose ends of the first game, but all that aside, have I ever mentioned how much I hate motorcycles? You take a bicycle, the lamest vehicle ever created, and then you put a motor onto it, somehow making it almost lamer than it was before. The stupid things can even sit idle without falling over. Imagine if you have to kick your legs outside of the car every time you came to a stop to keep the dumb thing from toppling over. Motorcycles are so lame that riders (because you ride a bike, not drive one. It’s like a horse apparently) are inclined to dress like Power Rangers on their way to a leather bar to protect themselves if they fall off… and they will… frequently, because they are ‘riding’ and unstable vehicle. Dumb.

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When Batman Met Joker

All we got to do now is go down into the sewer and link up to the GCPD server that they keep in the sewer for some reason. Come to think of it, why are all these bombs down here? No time for that, we’ve got a murder to solve. Oh and look at that, we’ve now been invited to a tea party. Batman is a really busy guy! Wait a minute… who’s this Joker?

Batman: Arkham Origins (2013) – WB Games Montreal

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Hir Lis Ken

If I didn’t know better, I’d swear that this game was determined for us just to hang out in this cemetery for eternity. Thankfully, we found a few new reaver augmentations to pass the time. More interestingly though, we just so happened to stumble upon Kain’s mausoleum… oh my mistake, this is a mausoleum for some guy named Ken that just so happens to look like Kain. Oh, scratch that, it is Kain’s crypt, it’s just that the engraver marked it as ‘HIR LIS KEN’. I think it’s just the way Kain would’ve like it. He always did hate literacy.

Legacy of Kain: Defiance (2003) – Crystal Dynamics

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Ruining My Love for Magnets

This damned jet is driving us nuts. To make matters worse, every puzzle seems to be a magnet puzzle now and damn are they boring. The magnet puzzles are so tedious, they’ve made me lose my love of magnets. I’m betting they could make Magneto, the Master of Magnetism, turn his back on them altogether and become a tree hugging hippie.

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Chassey Blue

Welcome back to 1975 when Gerald Ford was President, audiences were flocking to go see Jaws, people were dancing to The Captain & Tennille, and OMAR (Oil Monopoly Allegiance Regime) had hired a group of vehicle driving terrorists called the Coyotes to cripple the other oil companies all across the Southwest. In this episode we play as Chassey Blue, a foxy FBI agent sent in to intercept and bring the Coyotes to justice in her ’67 Rattler. The Rattler looks like it’s based on the Shelby Cobra, so this one’s going to be fast!

Vigilante 8 (1998) – Luxoflux

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Florida Man

I know this play through has been a little crazy, but we really need dial up the nuts to eleven. Time to strip off all our clothes and grab our katana and show Stilwater just who’s boss here. Maybe we’ll do a little streaking. Maybe we’ll do a little flashing. Maybe we’ll jump up on top of a moving car and car-surf with our bird out. Either way, we’re going to hit the strip club later with a flame thrower. Have lots of fear; Florida Man is here!

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You’ll Never Take Me Alive Coppers

Alright, we’ve taken down some criminals, so now it’s time to go on down to the cop shop and… beat the hell out of the police? Are we sure that Batman’s the good guy here? This almost feels like we’re on the wrong day and I’m playing Saints Row 2 instead. Oh well, go with the flow I suppose. Time to give Gotham’s finest a knuckle sandwich. That will show them for being poor.

Batman: Arkham Origins (2013) – WB Games Montreal

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Return of the Living Raziel

In this episode Raziel spend more time just wandering around a decrepit old graveyard. It is so boring being dead! Thankfully, he finds himself a fresh body to possess and reanimate to enter the material realm, but that doesn’t stop him from just more wandering around this old cemetery. At least it isn’t overwhelmingly blue anymore.

Legacy of Kain: Defiance (2003) – Crystal Dynamics

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Jets Are Hard!

Heads up folks, this episode is really dull because the puzzles are now at peak challenge setting. Granted this game was made for children ages 7 to 12, but give me a break, I’m a grown ass man with a YouTube channel about playing video games. It’s not even like the puzzles are tricky; they’re time consuming and tedious is all. Anyway, we’re building a jet now, so that’s neat.

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Take That, ‘Not-Liam Neeson’

Time to put that smarmy ass-hat, Protoman right in his coffin… Ah, Damnit! That isn’t Protoman, it’s a cheap bootleg version called Darkman! He doesn’t look a thing like Liam Neeson cosplaying at mummy wearing a trenchcoat. This just keeps getting worse somehow. Well, I sure do wonder who was behind this nefarious plot. Well I’m sure whoever it was, they probably don’t look a thing like Albert Einstein, don’t have wiggly eye brows, surely they don’t like in a giant skull themed castle…

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Wasting Time at the Mall

We tried to get interested in the Ronin, but so far they’re pretty lame. Without a worthy adversary we’ve been a bit like a ship without a compass. We’ve even gotten so bored that we found ourselves jumping in front of truck for fun. We need a break from all this nonsense; just a day to relax and indulge in some good old fashioned decadence. Fuck it, let’s go to the mall and but some new clothes. We need a sexy new makeover.

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Twitter Isn’t Sending Their Best

Alright, we’ve beaten another assassin, we’ve got another lead to track down Black Mask, so it’s time to get hot on his trail so we can… oh wait what’s this? Some entitled little college student has decided to take time away from virtue signaling on twitter and has now gone full extremist. Looks like Batman will have to waste his time dealing with this social justice warrior larping as freedom fighter. I’m pretty sure all he’s interested in is pissing of his old man, but a punchable face is a punchable face and Batman really loves punching faces.

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For a Good Time, Call Malek’s Mother

It turns out that we’ll need to restore a statue of Malek for Kain to progress through Mobius’s lame-ass keep. Needless to say, Kain is none too thrilled at the prospect of having to restore a statue of a once conquered foe. It doesn’t mean he can’t vandalize the hell out of it after it opens the way though. I also have a pretty good feeling that a certain bald old man is going to get a pretty good thrashing once we make it to the tower.

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Morty Sucks a Big Ol’ Bag of Dicks

Move over, Airwolf! Stand aside, Blue Thunder! Get the fuck out of the way,… uh… Whirlybirds. Okay, I’ve run out of shows and movies about helicopters to insult. It’s probably because helicopters suck, but ours is going to be the least sucky of helicopters, because Morty needs to go down. Too bad we’ve got Wheelie-Chimps to deal with now. Get to the Chopper!

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I’ve Always Hated You, Protoman

In this episode, we finally wrap up the Napalm and Crystal Man and begin our assault on Protoman’s stupid castle. What a fucking eyesore. The whole thing is modeled to look exactly like his stupid face, or should I say, his stupid helmet. At least Wily picked a skull theme that was a bit dated, but arguably bad-ass. This is just dumb looking. Although I must admit that if I was a scarf-wearing ponce that never took my sunglasses off, I’d live in a giant version of my head too.

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Playing in Traffic

Now that General Sodomy’s been defeated it’s time to find a new thing to do. So what is an insane gang leader to do? Drive around on a flaming ATV? Rob a casino? Spray some houses with septage? All of this is kind of fun, but really lacks the excitement of murdering Sunshine and his army of crackheads. Oh to Hell with it, let’s just go out into the road and play in some traffic for awhile.

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The Good Ship Cobblepot

Now that Batman has given most of the snitches stitches, he’s got to track down the Penguin. Turns out that dastardly, dirty bird has holed himself up on an old ship down at the harbor. Upon closer inspection, it’s obvious that the ship belongs to an arms deal because it’s an old freighter decked out with surface-to-air missile launchers. I could’ve sworn that Batman was some sort of a detective, but I guess it could happen to anyone. Time to damn the torpedoes.

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These Are My Door-Kicking Shoes

Well we got to play as Raziel, but so far his story is really lame and boils down to, “Fuck you, Dad! I’m my own wraith and I’ll do what I want!” Hopefully his storyline get a bit more interesting later on, but now we’re back with Kain and he’s interesting as fuck! Okay, that may be a bit of hyperbole, but he is kicking open doors left and right, so that’s fun.

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We’ve Got More Gears than a Steampunk Convention

So, you’re probably wondering why the title isn’t a blueprint like all the previous episodes. It’s because we’re still trying to build a damned electric car that doesn’t suck! To be fair, some of your Teslas and Fiskers are pretty formidable racing vehicles, but all we’ve managed to build is a Chevy Volt. We eventually do get it right once we find a fiberglass body, but damn those chimps were being cheap bastards.

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Protoman, You Treacherous Swine!

We’ve had quite a history of playing Megaman on this channel, and I personally used to declare myself the King of Megaman, but today we’re tackling my favorite entry into the series; Megaman 5. This wasn’t the first one I played or the one I played the most, but it was the one I was the most excited about at release and in my opinion was the absolute pinnacle of the series. In this one, Dr. Light is kidnapped by… Protoman!? Fuck yes! Looks like we’re going to finally give that scarf-wearing moody bitch, the beat down he’s had a-comin’!

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I Hope The General Has Good Car Insurance

Well now that Sunshine is out of the picture, it’s time to turn our sights on The General. That name seems really incomplete. Seems like it should be General So-and So or something like that. General Electric? General Motors? General Mills? Nah. Oh, wait I know the perfect name for him; General Sodomy. Perfect! Well either way, we’ve tracked down his stupid limo, so I hope that fucker’s got some amazing car insurance.

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A Bad Night for Johnny Snitch

Well, Batman’s done some ‘detective work’ and somehow now knows the identity of all the Riddl… I mean, Enigma’s informants. It’s a bad night to be a snitch, because Batman’s declared it open season on these poor fuckers. He busting bones left and right to learn all the dirty little secrets around town, but why just stick to Enigma’s tattletales when he can go for the king of the snitches, Ricky ‘Loose Lips’ LeBlanc. It’s definitely a bad night to be Johnny Snitch!

Batman: Arkham Origins (2013) – WB Games Montreal

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Mobius and his Stupid Staff

Now that we’ve made our way through that horrible Blood Omen 2, it’s time to play through the final entry into the Legacy of Kain franchise. Don’t worry though folks, this one is great and makes up for all the short comings of the previous game. They actually tested this game’s functionality and gameplay before releasing it. It also attempt to tie up all the loose ends of the franchise. It’s mostly successful from what I remember, but let’s be honest Blood Omen 2 created so many plot holes that it’d be a nearly impossible task to make it right.

Legacy of Kain: Defiance (2003) – Crystal Dynamics

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Eat the Banana, You Damned Dirty Ape!

We’re back to doing what we do best; building racecars, feeding cyber chimps, and kick Morty’s ass all over that racetrack. I normally tend to gravitate towards the bad guy in these matters, but how can you not like our hero? He throws bananas, he’s in a video game, he wears a backwards red baseball cap… oh my god, he’s Fred Durst. In recent developments, I’m beginning to warm up to this Morty fellow.

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Positivity Skeleton

Once upon a time there was a skeleton with an overwhelming positive attitude. He was so upbeat and had such a sunny disposition that Dracula shackled him to the wall in the dungeon just to escape him incessant moral boosting attempts. I hate positivity skeleton. I can see why Dracula chained him to the wall. Now I find myself, trying desperately to defeat Dracula and bring peace back to Wallachia, but the challenge is overwhelming. I no longer believe that I can do this… but Positivity Skeleton believes in me.

Castlevania (1986) – Konami

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