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If I Wanted Juggling, I’d go to the Circus!

There’s a certain phenomenon that seems to happen with ever game that allows you to go back and complete things once, you’ve finished the main plotline. Things will be slightly different and you can now tie up a lot of loose ends, but the heart and soul of the game has long vacated the world. You just kind of wander around with little to no purpose other than to attempt to hit 100% completion. In a normal game, this sad existence is bearable and almost rewarding once you his 100%. However, this is Mortal Kombat and you’ll never know when you’ve hit 100% and more importantly, the difficultly curve spirals out of control at some point and the whole thing becomes a mess of half-programmed fetch quests and near impossible challenges and combos. We’re here now.

Mortal Kombat: Deception (2004) – Midway Games Inc.

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Everyone Sucks at Driving!

As the Self-Pronounced Greatest Driver in the World, it difficult not to find some fault in other people’s driving; I do it on a frequent basis and often constructively critique fellow drivers through a series of friendly words of advice. I usually have to shout them loudly so they can hear me, but I generally like to include some sign language in case they can’t hear me. As patient and understanding that I am though, I don’t know how I could keep my cool in Steelport. Apparently everyday is Drive Like an Asshole Day in this city, because nobody can keep to their damned lanes and they seems to steer the wheel in that way people often do when they pretend they are driving. What’s even worse is that the members of our gang don’t drive any better.

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Fee-Diddily-Stee

Focus on the mission now. Ardan’s Chantry. Go! Okay, so it turns out beneath all these Magiked Trees, Ardan’s got himself a nice little hobbit hole here and I can’t stand hobbits! Fortunately, there are no hobbits down here, just a bunch of dicks in their bathrobes studying old books. Nerds! Now if only Wilhelm could manage to get his fangs in a few necks instead of trying to hug them to death.

Vampire the Masquerade: Redemption (2000) – Nihilistic Software

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The Nice Part of Chaos Realm

Now that Shujinko has unleashed the ultimate evil (for this entry into the series anyway), he’s been granted access to new parts of the Chaos Realm; specifically, the nice parts. Awesome places where we can fight the boys from Cobra Kai, deliver mail to people that sent their own letters, and fight shadows down at the wastewater plant. This may sound like idiocy, but save for fighting Cobra Kai, this pretty much sum up my work schedule. So yeah, it’s pretty idiotic.

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Welcome back to 1977 when Jimmy Carter was President, audiences were flocking to go see Star Wars, people were dancing to Rod Stewart, and OMAR (Oil Monopoly Allegiance Regime) executive Lord Clyde had travelled back in time to resurrect the Coyotes and to kill Convoy, the leader of the Vigilantes, and then cripple all other oil companies all across the United States. In this episode we play as Sheila, Convoy’s annoying niece who has turned in her leather jacket for a pair of roller skates, but still insists on getting mixed up in car combat with her Wonderwagon. (Yeah they don’t give years of models in this one.) The Wonderwagon looks like it’s just another dune buggy, but this one looks to be even more based on a Volkswagen Beetle than the previous one.

Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense (1999) – Luxoflux

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Tanks for Nothing, Homie

Now that we’ve taken over a vast amount of the city, we’re making some serious cash, so it’s time to invest in some upgrades and of course, buy more real-estate. With all this money we can afford all sorts of great stuff like crack houses, meth labs, and other fun places, but the real fun comes with ability upgrades. We’re going to be more resistant to fire, quicker to revive fallen homies, and… wait a minute, we can get Tank Deliver Service!? It’s a bad day to be the Morningstars.

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These are Magiked Trees…

We’re damned close to getting into the damned church so we can steal the damned arm for that damned poncy Prince. On the plus side, we learned a sneaky new exploit for generating experience. It turns out that Necromancy does pay! Anyway, all of this is small scale stuff because we are on the precipice, dare I say the very brink of, uncovering what may possibly be the greatest line of bad voice over dialogue in the history of video games! Okay, it may not be truly that special, but these things are generally opinions and in my opinion, this line is one of the best there ever was.

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Shujinko Goes to Hell… Again

Shujinko’s fucked everything up, or at least he did what Ed Boon scripted him to do so the game could happen, which is probably just as terrible, so he has to go back to Hell again. Nah, actually there’s an area that we couldn’t get to before, but now that we’ve unleashed Onaga, I guess we’re finally bad enough to cross the river of lava and see what over there. Oh boy!

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Bill versus Mike’s Levels

In the previous episode, Mike had to play through my level, specifically engineered to make him rage quit. This time around, I’ll have to play through Mike’s levels, specifically engineered to pass time while he was eating a bowl of cereal for breakfast. That’s not to say that these will be leisurely strolls though. As it turns out, Mike’s been eating his Wheaties because some of these are almost as tough as Grape Nuts. We’ve got another cereal reference buried in the episode, and it’s totally worth catching.

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Give Us Drugs and Sex Dolls!

Glitches ahoy! This is a very frustrating episode filled with all sorts of woes and ton of cussing and swearing on my behalf. Have we ever mentioned that this show is not for children? Just reminding COPPA if they’re listening. Anyway, we’re on the lookout for boats, drugs, and sex dolls. We tried to get some help progressing the story from Kenzie, but she’s holed up under this table and isn’t coming out so… well fuck, I guess.

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Please Sir, I Want Some More

We all knew it was coming to this and now we’re here. It’s time to play Batman: Escape from New York… I mean Arkham City. So get this… Warden Sharp completely loses control of his Asylum and creates a situation that puts Gotham City in serious danger. Then he somehow convinces the city that the only solution to this problem is to turn a major section of the city into a dystopian prison city. AND THEN THEY SAID YES! Good luck Gotham! Let’s just give up a huge chunk of taxable properties to fund a gigantic PR nightmare. The sad thing is that I’m convinced the City Commission of Detroit is probably taking notes here.

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The Path of Caine

Looks out and prepare for greatness because we’re on the Path of Caine! That lazy ass Prince better get ready for a good choke-slammin’ before we finish him off with a Tombstone Piledriver! Oh, wait that’s the Path of Kane. He still better pound sand though, because when we draw out that Soul Reaver, not even fate can save him from a good lecturing. Shit, that’s the Path of Kain; wrong vampire. It still doesn’t matter, because while House pops a few Vicodin and insults the Prince while diagnosing his ‘Not Lupus’, we’ll be holding him up. No, that’s the Path of Cane. One last try. That poncy Prince better watch his back or else we’ll have to press Mr. Wayne’s pants, fly a plane to Bermuda to fight Jaws, and then teach him those Cider House Rules! Goodnight, you Princess of Maine! Eh. Close enough. Damn, I wish people read these.

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Deceived!?

Now that we’ve been rewarded with a nice delicious Edenian… Komidogu, we can finally place it on the altar with all the rest and our life-long best friend Damashi can finally manifest in the real world and… wait a minute. I just realized that if this Damashi guy is just some sort of being that was banished from our realm by the Elder Gods, that would make Shujinko a hapless pawn. Ha! Like that would ever happen!

Mortal Kombat: Deception (2004) – Midway Games Inc.

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Mike versus Bill’s Levels

A while back, Mike and Chris made some levels on Super Mario Maker and I had to play them. Well, time has passed and while Mike has been wasting time playing Animal Crossing, I’ve been devising some of the most complex and challenging levels to make him play through. Join me for a good sadistic laugh as Mike struggles to beat my levels. Okay, so mostly he just complains that they’re no fun, but it’s still a little bit satisfying!

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Snatchin’ Hoes with Baron Zimos

Time to do some more mission… I mean activities, because mission are just elaborate introductions to the side activities in the game some of the time. Anyway, we focus on doing some Mayhem activities, we try to steal a boat, and then we drive around and lure more hoes to Zimos’ creeper car wash brothel thing… I dunno. Some of the things in this game don’t exactly make the best sense, but at least it’s a lot of fun when it’s not glitchin’ you right in the ass.

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Christof Sucks at Sucking

These tunnels are relentless. They just go on and on and seem to be filled with nearly one hundred Nosferatu. I had no idea that Prague had such a huge Nosferatu infestation. I don’t exactly know how well the Prince is going to take this news that we’ve been wholesale murdering a whole conclave of fellow vampires in his city, but given his penchant for sitting down, he may just not notice. I won’t tell him if you don’t I suppose. Special Guest Cameo by Mike in this episode!

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Hai! Hai! Miss Edenian Pie

The quest for a single fucking Edenian Pie continues. I’d love to tell you that we find one, but instead we get wrapped up in some Edenian Resistance nonsense and very stupidly agree to rescue the kidnapped Queen of Edenia. Damn, Shujinko has gone soft in his later years. Anyway, we have to fight Tanya, and that should be easy enough, but apparently Old Man Shujinko has developed dementia, because he forgot all the Kombat training he’s learned over his lifetime. We have to win the fight as him and he had absolutely no special moves. Oh, and then we meet the Queen who just turns out to be a crusty juggler.

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Mr. Schmuck’s Wild Ride

Time to wrap this turkey up and put the game to bed. Permanently! All things considered, we should have this wrapped up in about ten minutes, but oh no, not us. You see there’s a secret ending that’s a mother fucker to pull off and if ever there was anyone dumb enough to play this game, let alone go for the super tricky ending, it’s me. The good news is that you all get to watch me fail again, and again, and again. Will we pull it off, or will I just throw down the controller in a storm of obscenities? Maybe a bit of both?

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The Fun Part of Town!

The bad news is that we have to fly the helicopter a few more time. The really bad news is that we’re protecting Pierce, so we’ll hear almost as much bitching as we would if it were Shaundi. On the plus side, we’re buying up some real estate again and this time we’re going Red Light, Baby! The best part about this game is just seeing what they were able to get into the game without getting the game banned. Remember the good ol’ days of 2011, where you could put edgy pervy stuff in a game and a million Karens didn’t make such a fuss?

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We Can’t See Shit in this Tunnel

The good news is that we made it into the tunnels that lead to the McGuffin to further the plot. The bad news is that these tunnels are dark as shit, the lighting is poor, and the mangy-ass Nosferatu down here want to kill us, despite the fact that we paid the doorman, Ol’ Quasimodo, here. On the plus side, these Nosferatu are a bunch of chumps. Oh sure they may be able to sneak around and hide, but they’re so scrawny that their heads seem to fall right off in a fight. Doesn’t stop Christof from getting his ass handed to him though.

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The Edenian Pie is a Lie

Welcome to Edenia, where I assure you, there is no pie. Despite what you may have heard on the street or from various ne’er-do-wells around town, the pie is a lie. Trust me, I heard it from Rain and we all know that Rain never lies. Okay, I didn’t really hear it from Rain, but I’ve searched high and low for this goddamn pie and didn’t so much as find a crumb. I found an obscure Reiko, a busted Sektor, and a Zombie Liu Kang, but no damned pie. I think we found the key deception in the game that the title references; Edenian Pie!

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Sub-Zero Ain’t No Kangaroo!

So far, the Netherrealm seems to have more in common with a bad post-apocalyptic comic book than it seems to have with Mortal Kombat’s analogue for Hell. Either way, it screams Ed Boon. The good news is that we’re almost to Quan Chi’s impenetrable fortress of cheating fuckery, so that’s good. Before long we’ll be finished with this game. That is if we can find our way through this maze like mess of a level. Luckily, I have a hand-drawn map!

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Boom! I’m Chris Angel!

In this episode, we put a huge focus on getting some of these side activities out of the way. Now before you take off, the activities in this game are a lot of fun. They’re extremely frustrating at times, but fun. Anyway, we’re focusing a lot on more Genki levels, some Insurance Fraud, and even some Heli Assault. That’s right! The boss now identifies as an attack helicopter. Well at least for a mission or two.

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Der Golem: How He Came to Pieces!

In this episode we have to head on down to Jewish Town because their Golem has apparently run amuck and is smashing all the menorahs in sight. The good news is that the vampires are here to save the day! That doesn’t sound right, but I assure you it is. So we smash up their golem and save the day? Maybe not, because they don’t so much as offer us one latke for our troubles. We couldn’t eat said latkes, but the gesture would’ve been nice. Damn, I could go for some latkes right now…

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