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We take a look at one of the most infuriating issues with the PC version of the HD "remaster".

Ultimate drunkery hits a new level, and it's time for your mid-terms!
This will be open book, so no pressure. Except this counts for 45% of your final grade. So there's THAT pressure.

Not a whole lot special, but we do take a moment to give some advice on what is a massive red flag that you're playing rather poorly.

Ta bort vinen, for rastløshet plager meg.

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Nothin'to show but this brand new tattoo.
We wax philosophical about our place in the ranking, the consequences of such, and a little bit about how we see the future of fighting games.

It's time once again to return to margaritaville.
In the inaugural episode, a how to guide for Drunk Uncle Trolling

A legend of corporate intrigue is reborn, when Gary from down by the river steps up to obtain the leshen contract!

This week our hero awakes from the great nightmare to play the latest double amputee simulator/independent platformer from....... A lot of people and Devolver Digital!

This week, we delve into the true history of one of Mortal Kombats most memorable, beloved, and not at all trash in any way characters, Bo' Rai Cho.

A short update on what's happening and what's coming.
Fukkin' Bo Rai Cho.......

NetherRealm Studios just had their big unveiling of MK11!
And good gravy I am disappointed.

This week we take a look at the latest story driven puzzle-platformer from the mind of Swery.
Get The Missing on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/842910/The_MISSING_JJ_Macfield_and_the_Island_of_Memories/

A quick video update on the upcoming video, as well as a word to Bitchute viewers.

Originally aired July 8, 2018.
This week we go back in time to look at some episodic content from one of our hero's favorite names in the business.

Originally aired May 18,2018.
Half remembered tales, of a long forgotten future!

Originally aired April 12, 2018.
This week, our hero delves into the seedy underbelly of trying to resurrect the past!

Originally aired March 26,2018.
A grueling tale of corporate infrastructure in a world overrun by dinosaurs!

Originally aired March 12, 2018.
I have been insanely busy, so this is mostly audio.

Originally aired March 1, 2018.
Just some garbage to help tide you over.

Originally aired February 10, 2018.
This week we get ourselves a Sherpa and scale an indie platformer.

Originally aired January 26, 2018.
This week, our lethargic hero attempts to undertake an RPG of sorts. "Attempts" being the key word.

Originally aired January 14, 2018.
Alternate title: "Fuck You", and Other Pleasantries

Originally aired December 17, 2017.
This week, we take a look at one of the last great games to come from the soulless wankers at Capcom!

Originally aired December 1st, 2017.
The only beast powerful enough to survive the great flood, takes a peak at a game about said flood!
Taken from a Shark Week stream that does not exist.

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