Wanking Them Softly

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Thank you to Inspector J of Freesound.com for his amazing work!
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I spent way too much time on this

Evolution: bensound.com

I did say I'd stick him like a dog.

a love song for my one and only boo <3

Lyrics:
You could say fairy tales don’t come true
But fate has led me on back to you
I held you once eight years ago
Better days now dontcha know?

Times since then have let me down
Lifes been better since you’ve come around
The moment I heard my erection peaked
Fuck the world we got Halo Reach!

I can see the headlines now
World peace has come around
Custom games with Kim Jong-On
Rocket race with ISIS goons

Load it up and head online
In my fileshare you will find
All these plays to make you look like crap
And some forge porn for a fap

What you say?
Its not okay
Cause you cant sway
My mind anyway
2v2
Ill shit on you
To get it though
That stupid head you
Probably owned a playstation 3
And Unsharteds gay

Chorus

~instrumental~

And Don’t you say
Its not okay
Cause you cant sway
My mind anyway
2v2
Ill shit on you
To get it though
That stupid head you
Cannot see
The atrocity
Of a shitty
Playstation 3
And Unsharteds gay

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Created 1 month, 2 weeks ago.

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