Comedy and pain ensues!
I've been learning a new video editing software called Davinci Resolve, so I had to tweak this video a bit to get it just right and then reupload it.
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This is the final edit. Welcome to The Star Wars Force Awakens Encyclopedia Rantica! Video originally posted on Youtube on January 28th 2016
Follow the time code stamps below to fast forward to different chapters:
In science fiction and fantasy, there's a line between magic & trickery, and J.J. Abrams crossed it.
00:01:12 The More I Think About This Movie, The More I Hate It.
00:03:12 Jar Jar Abrams Over Compensation
00:04:45 The Moment TFA Goes Bad
00:06:21 Kylo & Finn's Awkward Stare Scene
00:07:45 Kylo Ren's Awkwardly Long Force Pull Scene
00:09:50 Captain Phasma: Rite Aid Manager
00:10:56 Finn & Poe's Bromance
00:11:20 Luke, Han & Leia Should Be The Main Heroes in TFA.
00:15:40 Luke, Han & Leia Should Not Have Been Fuck Ups in TFA!
00:17:19 All the Male Characters in TFA are Fuck Ups.
00:19:28 Young Crowds Can't Relate to the Male Father Figure.
00:20:42 Jar Jar Abrams is a Typical Emasculated Jew Boy
00:22:28 Han Solo is Given No Respect or Dignity in TFA!
00:23:03 Elders Are Not Respected in TFA.
00:24:13 Lazy Writing (Han Solo's Death Makes No Sense)
00:27:11 Luke, Han & Leia Will Never Be Together Again as a Trio.
00:27:52 Carrie Fisher's Bad Acting (Lame Reaction to Han's Death)
00:31:51 The Forced Feminism Awakens (Finn & Rey)
00:35:05 Rey is All of a Sudden Amelia Earhart??!!
00:36:13 The Force Won't Teach You How to Speak Spanish.
00:37:38 Rey: Omnipotence Without Explanation = Bad Writing.
00:38:14 Rey is a Thief!
00:41:36 Finn, the Fuck Up! (Politically Correct Yet Hypocritical)
00:44:16 The Death of Chivalry (Finn & Rey)
00:49:36 Lando Calrissian, The Good Black Male Example.
00:52:04 Nauseating Disney Humor Between Finn & Rey.
00:53:20 Only Jedi's Should Wield a Lightsaber in Battle.
00:55:38 PART 2 - WHAT A PIECE OF JUNK!
00:55:48 The Force Awakens Hype Machine
00:59:20 Everyone & Everything is a Mystery in TFA!!
01:04:55 TFA Idiot Fanboy Reactions to Critical Thinking
01:06:40 What STAR WARS (Original Trilogy) Taught Me as a Kid.
01:09:30 Art/Writing is NOT Completely Subjective.
01:11:39 Art is Dead (The Dumbing Down of Society)
01:18:23 Many People Hated TFA. (Good, There's Still Hope)
01:20:46 MARVEL SUCKS!!! Star Wars is NOT a Marvel Movie!
01:29:18 I FUCKING HATE PREVIEWS and Pre-Movie Adverts!
01:31:02 The Cheezy Theater Previews Before Seeing TFA. :-D
01:35:43 The Force Awakens Cheezy CGI Characters.
01:36:16 TFA Fanboys Are Merely Reacting to the Prequels.
01:41:20 Defending the Prequels & George Lucas
01:43:03 Yes, Kiddies! Originality is Key! NO MORE REHASHES!
01:48:08 Originality is a Financial Risk to Corporate America.
01:49:46 Failed Opportunities( Ignoring STAR WARS Expanded Universe)
01:50:28 STAR WARS Has Become a Machine.
01:51:15 Basing TFA's Merit on Nervous Sellout Critics.
01:53:11 SAVING STAR WARS (Star Wars Needs to Become a Communal Effort)
01:56:02 (Make an Adult Star Wars Movie, and the Kids Will Follow.
02:00:44 I Knew TFA Sucked When I Heard That Women Liked It.
02:02:41 FUCK YOU, DISNEY!
02:03:05 The REAL REY
"They just copied and pasted the whole FUCKING thing!! FUCK OFF!!"
Video originally posted on YouTube on December 28th 2017
Here we are again two years later with another rant compilation. This time we are tearing apart Disney's The Last Failure...I mean
The Last Jedi.
Here's the breakdown shakedown takedown:
1. Luke is portrayed as a bitter, whiny coward.
2. Rey remains a Mary Sue and her parents are "nobodies". WTF?
3. Finn is still a bungling idiot and has moved on to Asian meat.
4. Poe likes to blow things up...no character arc whatsoever.
5. Princess Leia flies like Mary Poppins
6. Snoke is killed... WHO ARE YOU!!!...Oh well.
7. Kylo Ren is dubbed Crylo Ren and is still an emo douchbag.
8. General Hux is still Dom Gleason...THE PAIN!!!
9. Look at all these Porgs!
10. Rian Johnson is a dickhead hack!
11. Kathleen Kennedy...Darts anyone?
12. Rotten Tomatoes Bullshit 91% Critic Score.
13. Rotten Tomatoes Audience. Score 44% Oooh SICK BURN!!
14. Movie is fucking long and boring!
15. Saving animals at a casino...wait, what?!
16. Makes The Force Awakens pointless
17. Turned Star Wars into a political feminist SJW pile of shit!
18. Oh yeah...Luke milks a sea creature's tits.
19. The Last Jedi uses cringey, forced, awkward humor.
20. Movie is disjointed...plot is full of holes
21. Captain Phasma dies...That's it. She dies. DOH!
Thanks for watching, everybody!
Get ready for a chock full three hour ultimate walkthrough review, rant and giggle fest! This was a labor of love to make. Remember, if this video seems too long to watch, there's this wonderful thing called a pause button. Watch a little, go have a snack, masturbate, come back and watch some more. And ENJOY!
Chapter Time Links below:
00:00:53 Phantom Menace 1999 Title Crawl Reaction
00:01:45 Title Crawl Torture
00:28:10 What's with the cheezy battle droids, George?!
00:30:14 Ben Kenobi and Qui Gon Jinn"s entrance
00:30:51 Why are the Neimoidians Asian?
00:31:46 "ROGER ROGER"...battle droid says what?
00:32:49 Qui Gon's quite the lightsaber locksmith!
00:33:41 Beautiful Naboo
Well, here it is folks, the second version of the greatest Alex Lifeson solos. With the help of my viewers, I included songs I had overlooked when making the last video. This list is what I consider to be the finest Alex Lifeson Solos ever. This updated version includes Here Again, Natural Science, The Weapon, Between the Wheels, and Cut to the Chase. I've also improved the overall enjoyability of the video. I hope you like it as much I liked making it. It was a lot of work, yet a pleasurable labor of my undying love for Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush!! These solos made the list for many reasons. I judged them based on the following criteria: Decent length, strong melody, difficulty, dynamics, emotion, recording quality, and great songs. So, kick back, smoke a joint and rock out to one of rock and roll's greatest guitar players, Lerxst, I mean Alex Lifeson. (= Peace.
Songs in Order: Working Man 00:21, Here Again 03:14/RUSH DEBUT
Anthem 05:10, By-Tor and the Snow Dog 06:09/FLY BY NIGHT
Bastille Day 07:12, The Necromancer 08:14, The Fountain of Lamneth 10:54/
CARESS OF STEEL
Passage to Bangkok 11:32/ EXIT STAGE LEFT(2112)
A Farewell to Kings 12:22/A FAREWELL TO KINGS
La Villa Strangiato 13:11/EXIT STAGE LEFT(Hemispheres)
Freewill 14:49, Natural Science 15:49/PERMANENT WAVES
Tom Sawyer 16:19, The Camera Eye 16:55/MOVING PICTURES
The Analog Kid 17:48, Chemistry 18:25, Digital Man 19:07, The Weapon 19:50/SIGNALS
Afterimage 20:45, Kid Gloves 21:21, Between the Wheels 21:58/GRACE UNDER PRESSURE
Big Money 22:48 Emotion Detector 24:01/POWER WINDOWS
Cut to the Chase 24:55/COUNTERPARTS
The Garden 25:32/CLOCKWORK ANGELS
A great song off of the Superstition album by Siouxsie and the Banshees.
Game Vault in Morristown, NJ
87 classic video games, 23 pinball games, and console video games including Nintendo Game Cube, NES, PS4, Sega Genesis where you can sit down, listen to 80's tunes and play games on a flat screen TV. My nephew and I were so overwhelmed in our excitement that we didn't know which game to start playing. We were like kids in a candy store...or a huge video arcade for that matter.
Learning this song was a labor of love. It amazed me how challenging it was to pick up and perform this song. My all time favorite Joni tune. Enjoy.
This is a non profit video.
I went to Staten Island, Sharon
To buy myself a mandolin
And I saw the long white dress of love
On a storefront mannequin
Big boat chuggin' back with a belly full of cars
All for something lacy
Some girl's gonna see that dress
And crave that day like crazy
Little Indian kids on a bridge up in Canada
They can balance and they can climb
Like their fathers before them
They'll walk the girders of the Manhattan skyline
Shine your light on me Miss Liberty
Because as soon as this ferry boat docks
I'm headed to the church
To play Bingo
Fleece me with the gamblers' flocks
I can keep my cool at poker
But I'm a fool when love's at stake
Because I can't conceal emotion
What I'm feeling's always written on my face
There's a gypsy down on Bleecker Street
I went in to see her as a kind of joke
And she lit a candle for my love luck
And eighteen bucks went up in smoke
Sharon I left my man
At a North Dakota junction
And I came out to the "Big Apple" here
To face the dream's malfunction
Love's a repetitious danger
You'd think I'd be accustomed to
Well I do accept the changes
At least better than I used to do
A woman I knew just drowned herself
The well was deep and muddy
She was just shaking off futility
Or punishing somebody
My friends were calling up all day yesterday
All emotions and abstractions
It seems we all live so close to that line
and so far from satisfaction
Dora says "Have children"
Mama and Betsy say "Find yourself a charity
Help the needy and the crippled or put some time into Ecology"
Well there's a wide wide world of noble causes
And lovely landscapes to discover
But all I really want right now
Is find another lover
When we were kids in Maidstone, Sharon
I went to every wedding in that little town
To see the tears and the kisses
And the pretty lady in the white lace wedding gown
And walking home on the railroad tracks
Or swinging on the playground swing
Love stimulated my illusions
More than anything
And when I went skating after Golden Reggie
You know it was white lace I was chasing
Mama's nylons underneath my cowgirl jeans
He showed me first you get the kisses
And then you get the tears
But the ceremony of the bells and lace
Still veils this reckless fool here
Now there are twenty-nine skaters on Wollman Rink
Circling in singles and in pairs
In this vigorous anonymity
A blank face at the window stares and
stares and stares and stares and stares
And the power of reason
And the flowers of deep feeling
Seem to serve me
Only to deceive me
Sharon you've got a husband
And a family and a farm
I've got the apple of temptation
And a diamond snake around my arm
But you still have your music
And I've still got my eyes on the land and the sky
You sing for your friends and your family
I'll walk green pastures by and by
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