Voodoo Jungle I'm down in Belize
Ronson on Broadway and pirates in trees!
Hot dogz, and tacos, all stuffed up with junk
One thing for sure tho, I'm not a a punk
I look for treasure, a map on her bat (tattoo)
I look for silver, my baby's in black! (+blue)

I'm on a cruise
a jungle boat ride
Head hunters voodoo
surrounded all sides
Flowers and drums
beat deep in my heart
These native hippies
score high on the charts
I make it easy
but I know how it looks
I have one question
Is your name in the books?

Voodoo Jungle + I'm down in Bahamas
Just rent a car, then ride on some lamas
Burgers and fries all jacked up with sauce
Room service baby, + don't count the cost!
Star-box on Broadway and pirates with hooks!
Don't worry baby, I know how this looks
Looking for pleasure, so don't spare no change
X marks the spot! + I know this sounds strange!

I'm on a cruise
a jungle boat ride
Head hunters voodoo
surrounded all sides
Flowers and drums
beat deep in my heart
These native hippies
score high on the charts
I make this easy
+ know how it looks
I have one question
Is your name in the books?

*cool git solo*

+ I know where to look! (well I do)
+ Is your name in the book?

He always keeps a chainsaw in the trunk of his car
Mess around and find out, becuz he's the star
With his button down shirts and zippers in the back
He likes cheap perfume, so back it on up Jack! (son)
You might say he's trending, when you see him on the street
All the monsters in the moonlight are about to get beat!
So buckle up that harness, if you want to know the truth?
He's a wild teen-age lizard, in his mis-spent youth!
He's down in his bunker, that some might call a lab.
Recording some more hot trax, Oh, don't look so sad!

Chainsaw Lizard he's fearless and free!
Chainsaw Lizard he's as cute as cute can be!
Chainsaw Lizard + he likes to eat cake
Chainsaw Lizard let's make no mistakes
Chainsaw Lizard he hangs out in a tree
Chainsaw Lizard he's looking right at me

He always keeps a chainsaw, in the trunk of his car
Mess around and find out, becuz he's the star
With his button down gorilla shirt, and zippers in the back
He likes his cheap perfume, so back it on up Jack! (son)

Chainsaw-Lizard! ❤️🦎❤️

*
I cut up my Prada bag
then lit it on fire
This is a true story man
and that lobster's a liar!
I did get a new one tho
a Jingpin from China
Yeah Its pretty cool man
and so is Carolina!
I cut up my Prada bag
then lit it on fire
Zombies, cake an end times mess!
right down to the wire.

There's a barking dog named Layla
+ she lives across the street
and she just got into trouble
because she was barking at me
It was pretty funny tho
because I told her not to bark
+ when her owner heard me say this
She got yelled at then the sparks!
She does look kind of cool tho
as she goes dashing thru the sand
but she kind of blew it tho
Death by Chocolate Cheesecake brand

*
I cut up my Prada bag
then lit it on fire
This is a true story man
and that lobster's a liar!
I did get a new one tho
a Jingpin from China
Yeah + Its pretty cool man
and so is Carolina!
I cut up my Prada bag
then lit it on fire
Zombies, cake an end times mess!
right down to the wire.

Double Chocolate Mocha
+ Crunch Cake treat
It's like a po po shake down!
becuz it's so sweet!
Double Chocolate Mocha
+ Crunch Cake treat
It's so delicious sugar,
+ knocks me off of my feet!
Double Chocolate Mocha
It's a Crunch Cake treat
I'm Down by the lake-side now,
+ I'm going to eat!
Double Chocolate Mocha
Crunch Cake treat!
Yeah, It's mighty tasty baby,
+ it's so sweet!

So I took my little mini bike, and went out for a ride.
+ I had no idea that, I felt like Bonnie and Clyde
I was down at the local fair, + just spinning my wheels round
I was out on the midway there, trying to sharpen my skills down
And thats when I saw Jackson, in his glitter boots that thrill!
So many Side show clowns, + food stalls, + amusement rides that kill!
Do I dare + take a chance, on that scary dark rides floor?
There were so many games of chance, that just washed up on the shore
That Double Chocolate Mocha cake
It's like a confetti blast treat!

It's prom night
and all the zombies are there
It's prom night
+ I just don't care
It's prom night
+ all The Little monkeys are in a cage
It's prom night
+ Elvis is up on the stage
Yes, It's prom night
+ it's in the high school gym
It's my prom night
+ I'm out on a limb
It's prom night
+ I'm gonna fly
It's prom night
up into the sky

It's prom night and I'm ready to dance
It's 2024 and it's my big chance.
It's prom night and I'm ready to move
It's 2024 and i'm in the groove
It's prom night and shes in my car
It's 2024 and tonight I'm the star
It's prom night and it's a punch bowl mess
It's 2024 and you can guess the rest!

It's prom night
and all the zombies are there
It's prom night
+ I just don't care *any-more*
It's prom night
+ all The Little monkeys are in the cage
It's prom night
+ Elvis is up on the stage

It's prom night
+ it's in the high school gym
It's prom night
+ I'm out on a limb
It's prom night
I'm gonna dance all night
It's prom night
+ it's out-of-sight!

It's prom night
and all the zombies are there
It's prom night
+ I just don't care
It's prom night
+ all The Little monkeys are in a cage
It's prom night
+ Elvis is up on the stage
Yes, It's prom night
+ it's in the high school gym
It's my prom night
+ I'm out on a limb
It's prom night
+ I'm gonna fly
It's prom night
up into the sky

It's prom night and I'm ready to dance
It's 2024 and it's my big chance.
It's prom night and I'm ready to move
It's 2024 and i'm in the groove
It's prom night and shes in my car
It's 2024 and tonight I'm the star
It's prom night and it's a punch bowl mess
It's 2024 and you can guess the rest!

It's prom night
and all the zombies are there
It's prom night
+ I just don't care *any-more*
It's prom night
+ all The Little monkeys are in the cage
It's prom night
+ Elvis is up on the stage

It's prom night
+ it's in the high school gym
It's prom night
+ I'm out on a limb
It's prom night
I'm gonna dance all night
It's prom night
+ it's out-of-sight!

Goldsilver baby
Your dress is on fire
Don't let your guard down
This town is a liar
Goldsilver baby
Your make-ups so sweet!
Your hair looks like candy
+ that's pretty neat!
Goldsilver baby
your words are a mess
Wait for the take down
this place is the best.

I just know someones gonna get eaten
The gators and swamp rats are out and they're cheatin
Something for nothing, and simple no doubt
Everythings crazy go sit on the couch
thats how I do things so don't act so shook!
Everythings nothing it's all in the Book!

Goldsilver baby
Your dress is on fire
Don't let your guard down
(its down to the wire)
Goldsilver baby
Your make-ups so sweet!
Your hair looks like candy
+ that's pretty neat!
Goldsilver baby
your words are a mess
Wait for the take down
this food is the best.

I just know someones gonna get eaten
The gators and swamp rats are out and they're cheatin
Something for nothing, and simple no doubt
Everythings crazy go sit on the couch
thats how I do things so don't act so shook!
Everythings nothing it's right here in the Book!

Goldsilver baby
Your dress is on fire
Don't let your guard down
This town is a liar (its down to the wire)
Goldsilver baby
Your make-ups so sweet!
Your hair looks like candy
+ that's pretty neat!
Goldsilver baby
your words are a mess
Wait for the take down
this place is the best.

The damage has been done
The neighbors just bought a gun
The world is so spun
but just know that God has won!

There's a frenzy at the strip mall
like Black Friday fever!
There's a frenzy at the strip mall
just like Justin Bieber!
There's a frenzy at the strip mall
+ I really want to go!
There's a frenzy at the strip mall
Lot's of shoppers in the know!
There's a frenzy at the strip mall
+ my cart is on fire!
There's a frenzy at the strip mall
It's every shoppers sweet desire!

Look at all the pretty stores
It's so hard to decide
Look at all the flashing lights
Just like dolphins in the tide
Look at all the people
That are whipped up in a frenzy
+ the shoppers all went mad
Just like Phillips Mackenzie!
Look at the tasty food court
I want to eat it all
Lemonade, hamburgers + pretzels
There's a brawl in the mall!

There's a frenzy at the strip mall
like some Black Friday fever!
There's a frenzy at the strip mall
just like Justin Bieber!
There's a frenzy at the strip mall
+ I really want to go!
There's a frenzy at the strip mall
Lot's of shoppers in the know!
There's a frenzy at the strip mall
+ my cart is on fire!
There's a frenzy at the strip mall
It's every shoppers sweet desire!

So strap little Johnny into
his safety harness seat
So he won't get lost in the crowd
within all the creeps!
+ watch little Susie so
she don't set anything on fire
with matches, lighters or flares
to all the sales-mens flyers

It was all good fun but now it's time to go home
Hello! Goodnight! to all the Fetterman clones!
and the brain dead zombies, + freaks!

Mississippi Mudslide cake
It's so rich, deep, and dark
Mississippi Mudslide cake
It has cookie crust that sparks
Mississippi Mudslide cake
It's every chocolate lovers dream
Mississippi Mudslide cake
It's really quite obscene.

It's such a dream delight
It will melt in your mouth
It's a scream of tasty frights,
and there's no such doubt
It's a swampy dizzy dessert,
for rednecks, + geeks alike
It's a swirling swamp surprize,
Down at the Long Beach pike?
It's some crazy Voodoo madness,
+ a sweet sugar rush ride!
Well everythings on track
becuz we have God on our side!

Mississippi Mudslide cake
it's over-the-top (+ in your face!)
Mississippi Mudslide cake
with Oreo crumbles sprinkled like grace!
Mississippi Mudslide cake
It's so decadent, + non-stop.
Mississippi Mudslide cake
Do the Mud slide stomp
Mississippi Mudslide cake
for every girl + boy!
Mississippi Mudslide cake
Like a tornado twisting toy

With a fudge brownie-like base
It's a candy mountain race
With lovely choco dream-like base
You know it's the hot taste!
ファッジブラウニーのようなベース
で キャンディーマウンテンレースだ
よ ラブリーチョコ夢のようなベース
付き ホットな味わいなのがわかりま
すね！

Sticks + stones, + old pirates bones
Just where does your treasure lie?
People are like snakes in the grass,
and they have snake like eyes!
There was a little tard who thought he was cool?
+ no-one even knows his name
I'm about to give him a lesson, or two!
and he will feel the pain
I'm on the top, + he's in the dirt!
Crawling round on his belly
He's on the bottom, + he got hurt!
Like skunks that I've seen on the telly
I'm on TV, + he's in jail,
oh how the mighty do fall
Everything he does just turns to crap
and I'm still standing tall (well I am)

*
Dolls on fire
Burn baby burn
Dolls up on the wire
Turn baby turn
Dolls on fire
Burn baby burn
Dolls up on the wire
Turn baby turn
The dolls are on fire
+ Hanks on the roof
The dolls are on fire
+ I'm living proof
The dolls are on fire
prayers are in my head
The dolls are on fire
+ they're all so dead!

*
Flamingo motel
spend the night in a wishing well
Flamingo motel
out by the pool yeah, kiss and tell
Flamingo motel
park the car and then ring the bell
Flamingo motel
get the room yeah, i think it's swell

I need a vacation so where should I go?
To Paris? to France, or maybe Toronto?
I know the best place, + it's just right
The Flamingo Motel and it's pretty tight
Very clean rooms, and room service to
With five star ratings, and very tasty food
I'll toss on my robe, and then hit the pool
Flamingos in flight, and thats pretty cool
Let's have lunch and watch the flowers bloom
grab the keys and then land on the moon
The ice machine is just down the hall
It's so nice! so don't drop the ball

*
Flamingo motel
spend the night in a wishing well
Flamingo motel
out by the pool yeah, kiss and tell
Flamingo motel
park the car and then ring the bell
Flamingo motel
get out of the room yeah i think it's swell
Flamingo motel
spend the night in a wishing well

I need a vacation so where should I go?
To Paris? to France, or maybe Toronto?
I know the place where everybody stays
The Flamingo Motel and it's nice that way!

*
Zombie robot tards are out smoking crack
Zombie robot tards are way off track
Zombie robot tards are brain dead freaks
Zombie robot tards are mindless creeps
Zombie robot tards are goofball weirdos
Zombie robot tards brain cells at zero
Zombie robot tards are confused + lost
Zombie robot tards are jacked and sauced.

Look at the tards all running round crazy
Jack boot thugs so stupid and lazy
Look at the freaks hiding in the malls
Buck toothed creeps in smash + grab brawls
Look at the fruit cakes all cloned in a line
They are such nut bags, + they should resign!
Stupid + silly + that's how they look
wacked out on pain pills, + unicorn books. *rainbow*

*
Zombie robot tards are out smoking crack
Zombie robot tards are way off track
Zombie robot tards are brain dead freaks
Zombie robot tards are mindless creeps
Zombie robot tards are goofball weirdos
Zombie robot tards brain cells at zero
Zombie robot tards are confused + lost
Zombie robot tards are jacked and sauced.

Look at the tards all running round stupid
Don't give me lies they are polluted!
Fresh paint up and drying on walls
Walking on water and running down the halls
Gramz is at the quickie, for her grape slushy treat
she drives like a psycho, + she think shes pretty neat.
Look at all the cup cakes all dressed up in red
dancing on flowers thats what she said
every good poet is ready for war
perfume on cactus and Christian Dior

zombie robots
zombie robots

Creeping down the hallway
+ hiding in the brush
Were gonna stop em
becuz their time is up!
They're out digging tunnels
that are buried in the sand
Micro wave mutants
do the alligator jam!
We're gonna stop em
by exposing all their plans!
The strange lizard people
with their freaky little hands
When we shine the light
we'll crush em like bugs
we already won the fight!
those creepy slimy slugs!

*
Swamp creatures always tellin lies
swamp creatures they have no lives
swamp creatures on every single front
swamp creatures lets watch em jump
swamp creatures let's expose their tricks
swamp creatures and thats my pick
swamp creatures they're on TV
swamp creatures creepy as can be!
swamp creatures sleeping in the park
swamp creatures crawling in the dark

Creeping down the hallway
+ so out of touch
Were gonna stop them becuz
They're on psychedelic drugz!
They're out digging tunnels
that are buried in the swamp
Micro wave mutants
do the alligator stomp!
We're gonna stop em
by exposing jacked up plans!
The strange lizard people
with their little freaky little hands
When we shine the light
We'll crush em like bugs
we've already won the fight!
those slimy creepy slugs!

*
Swamp creatures always tellin lies
swamp creatures with their creepy eyes
swamp creatures on every single front
swamp creatures lets watch em jump
swamp creatures let's expose their tricks
swamp creatures and thats my pick
swamp creatures they're on TV
swamp creatures creepy as can be!
swamp creatures camping in the park
swamp creatures crawling in the dark

Swamp creatures
Swamp creatures

lyrics:

I'm gonna take a little trip
on a rocket to mars
I'm gonna break the speed of sound
while I play my guitar
I'm gonna take a little trip
on a rocket to mars
I'll be rocking in outer space *yeah*
while you're playing in bars

I went on Ebay, and bought myself a rocket
+ got a good deal, on some fuel, *out of pocket*
I know I can make it, to marz + back!
Unless I crash land into you!
So send my your prayers, cuz I'm heading to space
I guess I'll find out soon, *the starz*
This earths gone so crazy man, I think Jimi went there
to! *yeah* *wah wah*

I'm gonna take a little trip
on a rocket to mars
I'm gonna break the speed of sound
while I'm playing guitar
I'm gonna take a little trip
on a rocket to mars
I'll be rocking in outer space *man*
while you're out playing barz

rockets to marz
count me down baby
rockets to marz
count me down baby

Some friends come, + some friends go
+ it don't matter much to the Xchak show!
Some friends good, + some friends bad
+ there are sum friends that I wish I nvr had

Some friends lib? + some friends tard?
so get out of my life, + out of my yard!
So scatter them as stubble, that passeth
away
by the wind of the wilderness, these things I pray

Can a Leopard ever change it's spots?
I don't think so.
Can a tiger ever change it's stripes?
I don't think so
Do people ever change their nature?
I dont think so *backups* (not very often)
A wolf may lose it's teeth
but never its hunger babe

Can the Ethiopian change his skin?
I dont think so *backups* (Not gonna happen)

Old habits die hard + a fool is (always) a fool
Some friends old and some friends new

voodoo zombies running down my street
voodoo zombies are stealing meat
voodoo zombies are jacking carz
voodoo zombies are like movie starz
voodoo zombies are out flying ufos
voodoo zombies they just don't know!
voodoo zombies are out flying jets
voodoo zombies are on movie sets

voodoo zombies + hollywood freaks
frankenstein + costo meats!
voodoo zombies are driving trains
voodoo zombies they have no brains!
voodoo zombies are parking carz
voodoo zombies with all their scarz!
voodoo zombies and washington freaks!
voodoo zombies they play for keeps

voodoo zombies are washing carz
voodoo zombies are playing guitars
voodoo zombies they play for keeps
voodoo zombies are just plain freaks!
voodoo zombies are now eating bugs
voodoo zombies are just plain thugs

voodoo zombies are now parking carz
voodoo zombies are playing guitarz (get out of here)(lame)

voodoo zombies they just want brainz
voodoo zombies are pretty lame!
voodoo zombies don't make good friends
voodoo zombies just a stupid trend

*chorus*

Theres something that just crashed in my back yard.
A jet? a saucer? or maybe a star?
It's smokin, beeping? yeah let's go check it out.
The lights are flashing, yeah without a doubt
fire-ball in flames, made a (big) hole in the ground.
was taking a nap, when I heard its sound.
I think its moving yeah theres somethings inside?
Maybe a dream, lets go for a ride!

Hey where you from? + you better show me your hands
I kinda doubt that you're from Japan *Hokkaido*
So come out slow, + don't try any tricks.
you're interdimensional! + do this for kicks!
pretend you're (space) alien, in a 3 piece suit.
your fake NASA jacket, + your moon/green boots.
So get out of my yard, if you know what's good?
I don't trust you, + I don't think I should!

*chorus*
Theres something that just crashed in my back yard.
A jet? a saucer? or maybe a star?
It's smokin, beeping? yeah lets go check it out.
The lights are flashing, yeah without a doubt
fire-ball in flames, made a big hole in the ground.
was taking a nap, when I heard its sound.
I think its moving? yeah theres somethings inside?
soul sucking demon, fallen angel with pride.

An underground zombie bunker
A place where they can't get in
An underground zombie bunker
A place where they cannot sin
An underground zombie bunker
A place that is safe and secure
An underground zombie bunker
A place where the air is pure

When they attack I'll be underground
When they attack I'll be safe and sound
When they attack I'll be making food
When they attack I'll be on the roof

Their cell phones feed, and control their brains
+ If you point it out, they go insane
They are zombies, + mindless fools
no common sense, let's watch em drool

They have no brains or common sense
Here comes one now, he fell off the fence!

An underground zombie bunker
A place where they can't get in
An underground zombie bunker
A place where they cannot sin
An underground zombie bunker
A place that is safe and secure
An underground zombie bunker
A place where the air is pure

When they attack I'll be underground
When they attack I'll be safe and sound
When they attack I'll be making food
When they attack I'll be on the roof

Their cell phones feed, and control their brains
+ If you point it out, they go insane
They are zombies, + mindless fools
no common sense, let's watch em drool

They have no brains or common sense
Here comes one now, he fell off the fence!

I want my high rolling sugar
on top of the pops
I want my cotton candy baby doll,
and it's never/not gonna stop. no
She always knows just wut she's doing,
and she knows just wuts been said!
She lives behind the haunted house ride
in the cotton candy tent/shed.

*chorus*
she's my cotton candy carnival queen
she loves cotton candy know wut I mean?
she's my cotton candy carnival mess
she's in her cotton candy carvinal dress yeah!
she's my cotton candy carnival queen
she loves cotton candy, know wut I mean?
she's my cotton candy carnival mess
in her cotton candy carvinal dress yeah!

She's my cotton candy sugar baby,
+ she always makes the scene. yeah!
Shes got her crazy little wild dance show
+ it's really quite keen
in her little glitter zombie boots yeah,
they're really quite nice
+ was that stupid ribbon worth it?
Petty lies and spice! (no)

I want my high rolling sugar
on top of the pops
I want my cotton candy baby doll,
and it's never/not gonna stop. no
She always knows just wut she's doing,
and she knows just wuts been said!
She lives behind the haunted house ride
in the cotton candy tent/shed.

*chorus*
she's my cotton candy carnival queen
she loves cotton candy know wut I mean?
she's my cotton candy carnival mess
she's in her cotton candy carvinal dress yeah!
she's my cotton candy carnival queen
she loves cotton candy, know wut I mean?
she's my cotton candy carnival mess
in her cotton candy carvinal dress yeah!

She's my cotton candy sugar baby,
+ she always makes the scene. yeah!
Shes got her crazy little wild dance show
+ it's really quite keen
in her little glitter zombie boots yeah,
they're really quite nice
+ was that stupid ribbon worth it?
Petty lies and spice! (no)

*chorus*

zombie doll your hairs a total mess
zombie doll she'll put you to the test
zombie doll your makeups like a clown
zombie doll she'll never let you down (no)
zombie doll your such a total wreck
zombie doll lets get your face in check
zombie doll you're so misunderstood
zombie doll

She won her 1st beauty contest
when she was 17.
It was at the local carnival,
+ the girls were really mean. (yeah)
She wears her lipstick nice,
it's candy apple red.
She always wears her/a prom dress out,
+ doesn't care wuts said (no)

*chorus*

She has bows in her hair,
+ kung-fu shoes.
She lives in a cotton candy world
and is not gonna lose (no)

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