Xylen Roberts

Xylen Roberts

In this latest video, I talk about two crazy incidents that happened to me in July: First, the discovery that Eric Andre and Derick Bickles' new show Mostly 4 Millennials ripped off a skit from my Grab 'Em By The Flat Earth video. Then, if that wasn't annoying enough, YouTube hits me with a copyright claim over some footage that was used in a trans formative fair use way for my critique video 'How To Be A Slave To The Third Wave'. Yeah thanks so much for passing Article 13, congress, YOU FUCKING CUNTS! All that and then I discuss some of my aesthetic plans for later in the year. Remember to HULK SMASH that Like button and subscribe to my BitChute channel. Also, if you would like to throw a bit of money my way, you can do so by clicking on the $$$ Cash Money Dolla Dolla Bill Y'all symbol right below the video. I'd surely would appreciate that...just don't call me Shirley, ok? This is Sanjay the Indian Fortune Teller saying "Subscribe Bitches! Hare Krishna!"

All music in video by Mythshifter.The random glitchiness in regards to the green screen effect was not intentional lol. My Toshiba and by consequence Adobe Premier Elements have been glitching out hardcore lately. It looks kinda cool in a way, though, like the facade of the Hollywood green screen mirage breaking down or something lol. Happy accident I guess but definitely something I am gonna try to fix next time. I think maybe my white shirt was throwing it off.

Mostly 4 Millennials Flat Earth sketch starts 2:38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSBXt6enV00&t=176s

Grab 'Em By The Flat Earth skit
https://www.bitchute.com/video/WE3M6ETMDPlh/

Tim Heidecker Has Become A Far Left Propagandist video
https://www.bitchute.com/video/tF_moRCyzAQ/

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Record label: Telestic Records https://telesticrecords.bandcamp.com/

Music Soundclouds:
Xylen Roberts (solo singer/rapper/songwriter/production project) https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts
Mythshifter (instrumentals) https://soundcloud.com/mythshifter

A drunken rant I recorded 2 weeks ago where I talk about everything from my recent illness (which I've largely recovered from or its manageable), conspiracies, the soft disclosure in the show Angel, chemtrail plane jizz and other things. I am sober again but a few good things did come out of my drunken lapse lol, namely some videos I will sift through and a few musical pieces. Enjoy!

New videos whenever I want now. No more schedules. And my album The Simplicius Complex will finally be coming out in July. Stay cartooned.

SUPPORT ME AT:
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Record label: Telestic Records https://telesticrecords.bandcamp.com/

Music Soundclouds:
Xylen Roberts (solo singer/rapper/songwriter/production project) https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts
Mythshifter (instrumentals) https://soundcloud.com/mythshifter

Video sites
Bitchute https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xylen_roberts/
Youtube https://www.youtube.com/user/XylenRoberts
Samsara Junkyard youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR8pmnZ3KhKON_HWUJJm3eg
https://vimeo.com/xylenroberts

MINDS https://www.minds.com/xylenroberts

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Telestic Records fanpage https://www.facebook.com/Telestic-Records-1324660810939384/

My Tumblr http://xylenroberts.tumblr.com/ (haven't updated my Tumblr for about a year lol, but its still there)

another track off my upcoming album The Simplicius Complex. Originally expected to release in April, temporary laptop malfunctions and recent health issues have caused me to delay its release. However I expect it to be either released by the end of May or July at the latest. Stay tuned.

SUPPORT ME AT:
https://www.patreon.com/xylenroberts

Record label: Telestic Records https://telesticrecords.bandcamp.com/

Music Soundclouds:
Xylen Roberts (solo singer/rapper/songwriter/production project) https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts
Mythshifter (instrumentals) https://soundcloud.com/mythshifter
Boxfire (collaborative band with Terre Zee Teosinte and Ephen Ager) https://soundcloud.com/boxfirepittsburgh

Video sites
Bitchute https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xylen_roberts/
Youtube https://www.youtube.com/user/XylenRoberts
Samsara Junkyard youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR8pmnZ3KhKON_HWUJJm3eg
https://vimeo.com/xylenroberts

MINDS https://www.minds.com/xylenroberts

Facebook
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Mythshifter fanpage https://www.facebook.com/mythshifter/
Telestic Records fanpage https://www.facebook.com/Telestic-Records-1324660810939384/

My Tumblr http://xylenroberts.tumblr.com/ (haven't updated my Tumblr for about a year lol, but its still there)

In this week's video, I do a breakdown and criticism of a video I found entitled Third Wave Feminism: A Documentary.
The cancer is rotten and contagious in this documentary, guys. Watch me tear it do shreds in this week's video. And remember what George Orwell said: Tyranny is a third wave feminazi's strap on fucking a cucked guy in the butthole forever...or something like that, I can't remember the exact quote.

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Record label: Telestic Records https://telesticrecords.bandcamp.com/

Music Soundclouds:
Xylen Roberts (solo singer/rapper/songwriter/production project) https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts
Mythshifter (instrumentals) https://soundcloud.com/mythshifter
Boxfire (collaborative band with Terre Zee Teosinte and Ephen Ager) https://soundcloud.com/boxfirepittsburgh

Video sites
Bitchute https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xylen_roberts/
Youtube https://www.youtube.com/user/XylenRoberts
Samsara Junkyard youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR8pmnZ3KhKON_HWUJJm3eg
https://vimeo.com/xylenroberts

MINDS https://www.minds.com/xylenroberts

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Mythshifter fanpage https://www.facebook.com/mythshifter/
Telestic Records fanpage https://www.facebook.com/Telestic-Records-1324660810939384/

My Tumblr http://xylenroberts.tumblr.com/ (haven't updated my Tumblr for about a year lol, but its still there)

Duck Billed Hickok is back in black and playin' hackeysack on a rusted two dollar guitar like the surreal misremembered malformation of a hayseed he is. This time he's here to talk to y'all about the misconceptions city folk have about small town America, thinking that anyone that comes from one is an incestuous slack jawed yokel. This surreal interpretation of a hillbilly stereotype thinks such beliefs are fightin' words and ain't gonna rest 'til everyone knows it! No but seriously, Xylen Roberts here and I am in complete agreement with the old intergalactic platypus redneck hybrid. As someone who grew up in both a small rural town and a slightly bigger strip mall small town in West Virginia, I am here to say that, while there are quite a few quote unquote 'hillbillies' around there, there's also quite a few oddballs and non-conformists. They range from gutter punks and hipsters running organic farms in the middle of nowhere to bohemian shut ins hiding away playing video games to shield themselves from the limitations of small town life. From college intellectuals getting education on a shoestring budget to libertarians fighting for God given property and gun rights. Not to mention, many of these so called rednecks will often surprise you with their intellect and cultural knowledge. There's plenty of folks who exist somewhere in between worlds too. Some call them 'hipsterbillies' lol. And surrounding it all are strange things creeping in the woods and complex monsters and angels hiding in the hearts of the townsfolk. Nothing here is as it seems. You'll never know the hidden Twin Peaks lying beneath the surface of small town America. Duck Billed Hickok and I discuss this in the latest video.

SUPPORT ME AT:
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Record label: Telestic Records https://telesticrecords.bandcamp.com/

Music Soundclouds:
Xylen Roberts (solo singer/rapper/songwriter/production project) https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts
Mythshifter (instrumentals) https://soundcloud.com/mythshifter
Boxfire (collaborative band with Terre Zee Teosinte and Ephen Ager) https://soundcloud.com/boxfirepittsburgh

Video sites
Bitchute https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xylen_roberts/
Youtube https://www...

In this week's video, I talk about a very significant dream I had about a week ago. An apocalyptic vision involving nightmarish Hieronymus Bosch creatures on a bus traveling to the River Styx. Also, following the discussion, a little improvised skit about some of the creatures I encountered on the bus.

New videos every other Monday.

SUPPORT ME AT:
https://www.patreon.com/xylenroberts

Record label: Telestic Records https://telesticrecords.bandcamp.com/

Music Soundclouds:
Xylen Roberts (solo singer/rapper/songwriter/production project) https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts
Mythshifter (instrumentals) https://soundcloud.com/mythshifter
Boxfire (collaborative band with Terre Zee Teosinte and Ephen Ager) https://soundcloud.com/boxfirepittsburgh

Video sites
Bitchute https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xylen_roberts/
Youtube https://www.youtube.com/user/XylenRoberts
Samsara Junkyard youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR8pmnZ3KhKON_HWUJJm3eg
https://vimeo.com/xylenroberts

MINDS https://www.minds.com/xylenroberts

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Telestic Records fanpage https://www.facebook.com/Telestic-Records-1324660810939384/

My Tumblr http://xylenroberts.tumblr.com/ (haven't updated my Tumblr for about a year lol, but its still there).

This Fall from Cuck Dorkin Productions, with funding from Obviously Propaganda Films, a subsidiary of the Rothschild Corporation, It's CSI...ahem, I mean DSI: AGENDA 2030.

The year is 2030. Everyone is a walking cash machine in the form of RFID chips which the elites can turn on and off at leisure if you break any of their rules. Detective Mook is a good cop anti hero fresh faced rookie dog dookie grizzled veteran with a drinking problem in a world he never knew could get so royally fucked by Reptilian Satanic...er, I mean by free speech advocates. And Muslims. And Nazi Pugs. Forget what I said about Reptilian Satanists. They're not real and if you think they are, we will arrest you. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah: The world has been ravaged by Muslims, fascist pugs and rainwater collecting people trying to heal themselves with marijuana instead of harmful radiation. Whatever we tell you to fear basically, and our boys in blue enforce our arbitrary rules. And when they take you down for questioning, the only question they ask will be: "Do you feel lucky, punk?", giving reference to their favorite cop shows that got deeply embedded in their subconscious at a young age, therefore cementing early MK Ultra programming. Detective Mook and his nerdy four eyes baby faced duck billed platypussy pencil dick big black penis transphobic pro trans 85 years and one week from retirement partner Detective Jameson are gonna set things the opposite of straight. Because you're not allowed to be straight anymore. It's pretty much court mandated that not only do you have to be at least 5 variations of alternative sexuality, but you have to file each one on your taxes each year. Same with genders. Go figure. Anyway, what was I talking about? Oh yeah I was advertising some new cop drama, who cares. So yeah these guys are gonna take out the FUCKING TRASH...one Pro-Life lesbian Asian nationalist at a time!!!

"Whachu talkin' about, Xylen?" Oh Gary, my man, my midget. Why, I'm talkin' about Agenda 2030, my friend. Research it. And stay yoke, yo.

New videos every other Monday.

Music: Instrumental version of 'Eyes Wide (An Antonym To Open)" by Xylen Roberts, from the album Expanding Squares. Available at Telestic Records: telesticrecords.bandcamp.com

SUPPORT ME AT:
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Record label: Telestic Records https://telesticrecords.bandcamp.com/

Music Soundclouds:
Xylen Roberts (solo singer/rapper/songwriter/production project) https://soundcloud.com/xylen-rober..

Ugly Delicious is a show on Netflix that discusses food and culture in a modern way similar to shows such as No Reservations with Anthony Bourdain. Its a decent, mostly passive show until it gets to the second episode, where its true PC colors come out. In one of my latest videos, I discuss this. You can watch the video below. Please remember to subscribe to my Youtube and/or Bitchute.

Music by Mythshifter. Links down below.

New videos every other Monday.

SUPPORT ME AT:
https://www.patreon.com/xylenroberts

Record label: Telestic Records https://telesticrecords.bandcamp.com/

Music Soundclouds:
Xylen Roberts (solo singer/rapper/songwriter/production project) https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts
Mythshifter (instrumentals) https://soundcloud.com/mythshifter
Boxfire (collaborative band with Terre Zee Teosinte and Ephen Ager) https://soundcloud.com/boxfirepittsburgh

Video sites
Bitchute https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xylen_roberts/
Youtube https://www.youtube.com/user/XylenRoberts
Samsara Junkyard youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR8pmnZ3KhKON_HWUJJm3eg
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My Tumblr http://xylenroberts.tumblr.com/ (haven't updated my Tumblr for about a year lol, but its still there)

A discussion on how the elites keep us in a culture of fear through a constant barrage of false flag shootings, terrorist attacks, those EVIL NAZIS, pushing people to far left and right extremes etc.

Music by Mythshifter.

SUPPORT ME AT:
https://www.patreon.com/xylenroberts

Record label: Telestic Records https://telesticrecords.bandcamp.com/

Music Soundclouds:
Xylen Roberts (solo singer/rapper/songwriter/production project) https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts
Mythshifter (instrumentals) https://soundcloud.com/mythshifter
Boxfire (collaborative band with Terre Zee Teosinte and Ephen Ager) https://soundcloud.com/boxfirepittsburgh

Video sites
Bitchute https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xylen_roberts/
Youtube https://www.youtube.com/user/XylenRoberts
Samsara Junkyard youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR8pmnZ3KhKON_HWUJJm3eg
https://vimeo.com/xylenroberts

MINDS https://www.minds.com/xylenroberts

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Mythshifter fanpage https://www.facebook.com/mythshifter/
Telestic Records fanpage https://www.facebook.com/Telestic-Records-1324660810939384/

My Tumblr http://xylenroberts.tumblr.com/ (haven't updated my Tumblr for about a year lol, but its still there)

In this video, I talk about my conspiracy theory that false flags with their typical m.o. of "mentally disturbed loners" is an attempt to demonize the role of the lone wolf hermit in society. In many traditional societies around the world, from the Dogon tribes to the Hindus in India, hermits are typically shamans and spiritual gurus and often prized members of a community. They conduct their magical gifts better alone than with groups, much like a musician or computer coding genius with 'Aspergers' of 'Schizo Spectrum disorder' might. But increasingly in our society, thanks to the weekly news of public shootings and terror attacks (and in the late 20th century, serial killings), the typically oddball loner/hermit is looked at with fear and contempt. Not all hermits are psychos looking to harm people. Some are just neo shamans and/or artists who prefer working alone and are strong enough to be able to handle it, immune to the typical insecurity and fear driven desire for constant companionship that drives many people. And I think these false flags are an attempt to villianize hermits and downgrade their importance in society, in addition to the other false flag goals of spreading absolute fear in general and pushing gun control.

New videos every other Monday.

All music by Mythshifter.

SUPPORT ME AT:
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Record label: Telestic Records https://telesticrecords.bandcamp.com/

Music Soundclouds:
Xylen Roberts (solo singer/rapper/songwriter/production project) https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts
Mythshifter (instrumentals) https://soundcloud.com/mythshifter
Boxfire (collaborative band with Terre Zee Teosinte and Ephen Ager) https://soundcloud.com/boxfirepittsburgh

Video sites
Bitchute https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xylen_roberts/
Youtube https://www.youtube.com/user/XylenRoberts
Samsara Junkyard youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR8pmnZ3KhKON_HWUJJm3eg
https://vimeo.com/xylenroberts

MINDS https://www.minds.com/xylenrober..

I didn't have time to make a typical video (music vid/performance, skit, discussion) this week. I've been under the weather. So instead I threw together this preview vid of my upcoming album, The Simplicius Complex, instead. Enjoy!

The video schedule is changing again. Sorry about the inconvenience. New videos will be every other Monday now, with the first one coming February 19th. This is because weekends are the best time for me to get stuff done. I work a regular job during the week (except Monday) and its too hard to get stuff done by Thursday, hence the lateness of this video. So its every other Monday now. Hopefully this is the last time I change the schedule.

Music:

Intro/Outro music: 'Phantom Bip Bap' , available here:
https://telesticrecords.bandcamp.com/album/xylen-roberts-unpredictable-single

Other songs (in order of appearance):
'25 Years', 'We Boldly Go', 'Hyper Dolphin', 'Pick Yr. Poison', 'The Coast Is Never Clear', 'Micro Macro', 'Sky Woman', 'Sirian Recycling System', and 'Undercover Archon'. All these songs, plus five not previewed here, will be released on The Simplicius Complex this Spring on Telestic Records. Two singles, which will include some b sides and remixes, also coming.

SUPPORT ME AT:
https://www.patreon.com/xylenroberts

Record label: Telestic Records https://telesticrecords.bandcamp.com/

Music Soundclouds:
Xylen Roberts (solo singer/rapper/songwriter/production project) https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts
Mythshifter (instrumentals) https://soundcloud.com/mythshifter
Boxfire (collaborative band with Terre Zee Teosinte and Ephen Ager) https://soundcloud.com/boxfirepittsburgh

Video sites
Bitchute https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xylen_roberts/
Youtube https://www.youtube.com/user/XylenRoberts
Samsara Junkyard youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR8pmnZ3KhKON_HWUJJm3eg
https://vimeo.com/xylenroberts

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Falling Water is a show on the USA network that centers around 3 seemingly unconnected individuals that find out that their lives are loosely connected between their dreams. And in discovering this, a much greater and very complex series of mysteries are unveiled. It is a show full of intrigue but, like anything, there are positives and negatives. Occult symbolism and pc elements abound in this show as well.

New videos every other Thursday. Sorry for the lateness that pushed this into being uploaded on Friday morning, I was having an upload issue. Next video February 8th.

SUPPORT ME AT:
https://www.patreon.com/xylenroberts

Record label: Telestic Records https://telesticrecords.bandcamp.com/

Music Soundclouds:
Xylen Roberts (solo singer/rapper/songwriter/production project) https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts
Mythshifter (instrumentals) https://soundcloud.com/mythshifter
Boxfire (collaborative band with Terre Zee Teosinte and Ephen Ager) https://soundcloud.com/boxfirepittsburgh

Video sites
Bitchute https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xylen_roberts/
Youtube https://www.youtube.com/user/XylenRoberts
Samsara Junkyard youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR8pmnZ3KhKON_HWUJJm3eg
https://vimeo.com/xylenroberts

MINDS https://www.minds.com/xylenroberts

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Mythshifter fanpage https://www.facebook.com/mythshifter/
Telestic Records fanpage https://www.facebook.com/Telestic-Records-1324660810939384/

My Tumblr http://xylenroberts.tumblr.com/ (haven't updated my Tumblr for about a year lol, but its still there)

Stripped down performance of my song 'Sirius Magic'. This is a song about the ancient Dogon tribe and their theory of extraterrestrial visitation to Earth.

New videos every other Thursday. Next video January 25th. New Samsara Junkyard (my music review channel) on the first Thursdays of every month.

For a full band demo of this song with Boxfire, my collaboration with friends Terre Zee and Ephen: https://soundcloud.com/boxfirepittsburgh/sirius-magic-rough-first-jam-final-cut-coming-later

SUPPORT ME AT:
https://www.patreon.com/xylenroberts

Record label: Telestic Records https://telesticrecords.bandcamp.com/

Music Soundclouds:
Xylen Roberts (solo singer/rapper/songwriter/production project) https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts
Mythshifter (instrumentals) https://soundcloud.com/mythshifter
Boxfire (collaborative band with Terre Zee Teosinte and Ephen Ager) https://soundcloud.com/boxfirepittsburgh

Video sites
Bitchute https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xylen_roberts/
Youtube https://www.youtube.com/user/XylenRoberts
Samsara Junkyard youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR8pmnZ3KhKON_HWUJJm3eg

MINDS https://www.minds.com/xylenroberts

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Mythshifter fanpage https://www.facebook.com/mythshifter/
Telestic Records fanpage https://www.facebook.com/Telestic-Records-1324660810939384/

My Tumblr http://xylenroberts.tumblr.com/ (haven't updated my Tumblr for about a year lol, but its still there)

Music video for my song "Currency Is A Chaos Is A Currency" , off the upcoming album The Simplicius Complex, due out Spring 2018. The Simplicius Complex is an album of predominately alternative/experimental hiphop, and a few ballads.

Starting today, new videos on Bitchute and Youtube EVERY OTHER THURSDAY. It was every Thursday for a little while, but now I am starting a second channel, Samsara Junkyard, for music reviews. Videos for Samsara Junkyard will be uploaded on every Thursday that I am NOT posting a video here. First one comes on January 4th, then next XR video will be on the 11th, and so forth. So essentially it will still work out to a video a week, but split between the two channels. Subscribe to both channels to get a video each week :)

SUPPORT ME AT:
https://www.patreon.com/xylenroberts

Record label: Telestic Records https://telesticrecords.bandcamp.com/

Music Soundclouds:
Xylen Roberts (solo singer/rapper/songwriter/production project) https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts
Mythshifter (instrumentals) https://soundcloud.com/mythshifter
Boxfire (collaborative band with Terre Zee Teosinte and Ephen Ager) https://soundcloud.com/boxfirepittsburgh

Video sites
Bitchute https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xylen_roberts/
Youtube https://www.youtube.com/user/XylenRoberts

MINDS https://www.minds.com/xylenroberts

Facebook
Xylen Roberts personal profile https://www.facebook.com/xylen.roberts
Xylen Roberts music fanpage https://www.facebook.com/xylenrobertsmusic/
Mythshifter fanpage https://www.facebook.com/mythshifter/
Telestic Records fanpage https://www.facebook.com/Telestic-Records-1324660810939384/

My Tumblr http://xylenroberts.tumblr.com/ (haven't updated my Tumblr for about a year lol, but its still there)

I'm creating a separate Youtube (and possibly Bitchute) channel exclusively for music reviews. It will be called Samsara Junkyard. Links coming soon. This means that I will be posting new videos every OTHER Thursday now, on both channels. If you subscribe to both, it will still average out to a video a week. I will also be announcing the specific dates when videos come out too. There will mostly not be any politics in these music reviews. I'll leave that to my regular channel. Hopefully, if my review channel blows up, the Youtube fascists don't de monetize them because of association with my other more politically incorrect channel lol. Dirty bastards. I will have to cross that road when I come to it. MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR!!!

SUPPORT ME AT:
https://www.patreon.com/xylenroberts

Record label: Telestic Records https://telesticrecords.bandcamp.com/

Music Soundclouds:
Xylen Roberts (solo singer/rapper/songwriter/production project) https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts
Mythshifter (instrumentals) https://soundcloud.com/mythshifter
Boxfire (collaborative band with Terre Zee Teosinte and Ephen Ager) https://soundcloud.com/boxfirepittsburgh

Video sites
Bitchute https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xylen_roberts/
Youtube https://www.youtube.com/user/XylenRoberts

MINDS https://www.minds.com/xylenroberts

Facebook
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Xylen Roberts music fanpage https://www.facebook.com/xylenrobertsmusic/
Mythshifter fanpage https://www.facebook.com/mythshifter/
Telestic Records fanpage https://www.facebook.com/Telestic-Records-1324660810939384/

My Tumblr http://xylenroberts.tumblr.com/ (haven't updated my Tumblr for about a year lol, but its still there)

Live performance of 'Hammer' by Xylen Roberts, a newish song. With lyrics for sing-along. It won't be released on The Simplicius Complex, which is predominantly an alternative hiphop album. Like 'Synchronous Shots' and other songs, it will either become a Boxfire song or be released on a separate stripped-down album of ballads.

SUPPORT ME AT:
https://www.patreon.com/xylenroberts

Record label: Telestic Records https://telesticrecords.bandcamp.com/

Music Soundclouds:
Xylen Roberts (solo singer/rapper/songwriter/production project) https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts
Mythshifter (instrumentals) https://soundcloud.com/mythshifter
Boxfire (collaborative band with Terre Zee Teosinte and Ephen Ager) https://soundcloud.com/boxfirepittsburgh

Video sites
Bitchute https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xylen_roberts/
Youtube https://www.youtube.com/user/XylenRoberts

MINDS https://www.minds.com/xylenroberts

Facebook
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Third Wave Francine wants to use secret thought detectors and other techno weapons to further SMASH THE PATRIARCHY! In the process doing her part to replace the dreaded oppressive
patriarchy with the equally oppressive, and yet somehow disturbingly more tyrannical, matriarchy instead. Welcome to the Matriarchy Matrix, guys. A frightening yet funny dystopic vision of the future in this week's video.

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In this week's installment of The Xylen Roberts Interactive Grab Em' By The Flat Earth Variety Show (working title): Bill Degrasse Nyson is ousted as the next celebrity pervert to have strange, vile things in his closet. Corey Feldman claims he was doing acid with Bill Cosby at the very late 80s Satanic initiation ritual that birthed Nyeson in a vomit inducing smorgasbord of bad science and placenta. Upon birth, BDN immediately chased Feldman and tried to rape him, but Corey shot at him with a Goonies prop lazer gun and cheesed it the fuck out of there. Fascinating tale. Also, we find out that Anita Sarkeesian and George Soros have a strange connection. Lets just say Soros's eternal punishment for funding countless plots that have destroyed whole countries and resulted in millions of deaths, well, the punishment for that is a big ol' strap-on in his...well, you'll have to watch the video to find out the rest. Also: a grainy old vhs gay porno of Richard Spencer and Adolf Hitler is unearthed with soundtrack from Depeche Mode. I...am forever disturbed by its contents and have never wanted a lobotomy more. I prefer its sequel, an improved production where Spencer and his white nationalists run into a bunch of far left feminazi lesbians, and they have a sort of bdsm wrestling match sort of thing. You know, to see whoever's delusional enough to think their impermanent dominance means anything. In the end, everyone gets covered in cum. A grotesque but fitting end to such insanity. Please free me from this horrifying world of death and suffering.

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All music by Mythshifter.

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Once a comedic genius throughout the 2000s and early tens with shows such as Tom Goes To The Mayor and Tim and Eric
Awesome Show, Tim Heidecker is now a far left metapropagandist for the Democratic Party with his highly political shows Decker, On Cinema, and The Trial of Tim Heidecker. In addition to ridiculing conservatives and centrist libertarians in these shows, he also ridicules the more politically varied conscious and new age movements in them as well. The conclusion is that he is now both a shill for the Democrat Party and the Illuminati elites. I explain further in this video.

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My take on modern day third wave feminism and one of its early sub movements, the 90s alternative movement known as Riot Grrl.

Starting today, new videos every Thursday: music performances and videos, discussions, and skits. Uploaded to here, Bitchute and Vidme.

All music used by my instrumental project Mythshifter.

several times Kim Gordon ruined an otherwise solid Sonic Youth song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTSUwIZdMk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-kDtrsW4cg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgEqZwAXI8Q

good Kim Gordon songs untainted by riot grrl nonsense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWpbFoEUV24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T4eXkGl8zo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GTWSYQjrDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNxHmKLKUxI

Gender pay gap myth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcDrE5YvqTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sJScg78Rlc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFjPHwF6To

in depth Christinia Hoff Summers interviews in which the problems of modern feminism are discussed at length
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_hS-JXoTMk&t=8404s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSMhJLC8sac

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I was a fool, self-rightous fool
lost in a labrynth of blind hatred
I just couldn't let people be, I argued and criticised them all away
and everytime that I apologized, the bitterness it still surged within me
now that I've lost all their respet, I'm trying hard to lay low and move on
and some say they'll welcome me back but I just can't face them
without a drink or a colonopin
and they just know if I take one drink, it all starts again
a downward spiral into insanity, into belligerance
I've got the bi-polar, I've got the bi-polar, bipolar blues

it took me a while to realize that the problem was just myself
then the depakote and the other meds, they just put me in worse mental health
but over the years I noticed that they were just as bad,
they put on a public facade but behind closed curtains
they would shit talk on each other, a hatred seemed to permeate the scene
but this isn't a me versus them,
there's no civility when everyone's guilty

inside our flaking skin, foul demons dwell within, and I'm trying to purge mine out
I don't care what I was, I don't care what they think anymore
It's all cracked like the pavement, cracked like the pavement,
now flowers are growing, I'm crawling towards the sun

crawling towards the sun
while fast feet they stomp on me

don't let the sun go down, don't let it start again...

^^^^^^ music and lyrics by Xylen Roberts, 2012^^^^^^^^^

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https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts

he took a hit of salvia
and then it hit, a revelation
sinister gods bowling with planets
rolling dice with all of creation
and he was it, the bowling pin
they knocked him down, he disintegrated
into scattered shards across the grid
across the grid, across the grid
some landed in pools of prehistoric ooze
some landed in the grave sites of other gods
some landed in humans and cut like a knife
then he went surging into this life

"The less you know, the better" they said
"The infinite potentiality is baffling."

are we merely the playthings of sleeping gods dreaming us
or are we just here to bump and grind a little while before collapsing to dust?
breathing energy inward, breathing energy outward

some say there is no enlightenment
we are already enlightened

every week another public shooting, every week another public scandal
every second another photo snapshot of nothingness
every minute another random record hits the scene
is our time rolling, rolling down the line?
is our time rolling, rolling down the line?
do you hate it, do you love it, do you care, do you even care anymore?
is our time rolling, rolling down the line? etc.

^^^^^^^^^lyrics and music by Chris Robertson, 2012^^^^^^^^^

Nat Ireson made this awesome video for a song off my 2014 album Expanding Squares. To download the full album Expanding Squares, please go to: https://telesticrecords.bandcamp.com/.... Also check out my most recent albums, the Xylen Roberts album Designing The Enemy and the Mythshifter album Fast Times At Centaur Vortex, in addition to numerous other older releases, available on the same Bandcamp.

Support me on Patreon please:
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To see Nat's other work, go to: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcd6....

For my most recent Xylen Roberts material: https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts.

For my instrumental Mythshifter material: https://soundcloud.com/mythshifter/sets.

From Designing The Enemy: https://telesticrecords.bandcamp.com/...

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Welcome to the official Bitchute channel of Xylen Roberts. I am a vocalist, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, producer, comedian, conspiracy theorist, writer, amateur philosopher, and little filmmaker. My music is eclectic and experimental, ranging in genre and lyrically talking about everything from truth movement esoterica to surrealism to love and so forth. My skits are surreal yet thought provoking, as are the discussions. Someday I aspire to make bigger short films and eventually more, who knows.

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Record label: Telestic Records https://telesticrecords.bandcamp.com/

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