Xylen Roberts

A Shoo In For The Shut In Awards is one of two new albums I am releasing more or less simultaneously. It is an indie art rock centered album as opposed to Essential Travel, which is more of an experimental album. This album explores different styles of indie ranging from new wave, worldbeat, neo soul, post rock, and other things. All of the lyrics have redpill conscious themes, such as 'The Shot', which is an anti-vax song. Enjoy!

Tracklist:
1.) Prelude To 5G
2.) 5G
3.) Chinatown
4.) From Within This Whirlwind
5.) Animal Kingdom
6.) The Shot (Worldbeat Mix)
7.) Come Clean (The Ghost Of Innocence)
8.) Demon Seed
9.)The Shot (Happy Harp Mix)
10. )The Seraphim Speaks To Me

Purchase the album on Gumroad: https://gumroad.com/l/DHFNf

+++ I have tried THREE TIMES to upload Essential Travel on here to no avail. If the third time doesn't work, I am giving up. This site is ridiculous. If I can't get it up on here, check it out on the following sites. It is a great album for those who enjoy experimental rock, industrial hiphop, post jazz, krautrock, post punk etc:

https://www.joshwhotv.com/video/40483/xylen-roberts-essential-travel-full-album-2021

https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts/sets/essential-travel-full-album

https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/set/xylen-roberts-essential-travel-full-album-2021/

https://gumroad.com/l/GTMpA

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General Links:

https://www.joshwhotv.com/channel/XylenRoberts

My JoshWhoTV is the best place to find a COMPLETE ARCHIVE of every released audio/visual medium I've done in the last decade: EVERY album/single, EVERY comedy skit vid, EVERY discussion video, EVERY radio dramedy, EVERY livestream and podcast, ALL OF IT. I also livestream there in addition to D Live and Flote (links below). Below are links to the other sites I use frequently:

Purchase my music: https://gumroad.com/xylenroberts

https://www.soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts (main music site)

https://dlive.tv/Xylen_Roberts (main livestream site)

https://flote.app/Xylen_Roberts/live (another site where I stream)

https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/#stage (another music and audio site. This one includes music releases from my side projects such as Mythshifter in addition to XR stuff)

Ah memories...life before America turned to shit...These were all filmed in Nyc.

Bernie and I after our tour of New York and Ohio, Summer 2013. Good times.

+NOTE: This is MY THIRD FUCKING TIME trying to upload this video to BitChute. The other two got stuck in 'Process and Publish'. Absolutely ridiculous. This site is horrid. Go to JoshWhoTV instead. Now onto the video itself...

Friday night is the second installment of the Convideodrome Thunderdome series, spun off from its first appearance on Various Vortices back in August into its own thing now. Anyway, as with last time, its an at-home concert. We will hear live versions of some new and old songs: From the indie rock of '5G' and 'Animal Kingdom' to the experimental industrial funkhop of 'My God Machine' and brand spankin' new song 'Serpentine Fashion', the psych dub of 'Alien Psyop' and much much more! Half a dozen or so of the songs are different than last show. For some, it is their first time being performed live ('Chinatown', 'Cold As Ice', others). See ya there, bitches! The show will be followed by a separate stream of repeats from earlier in the year. There were technical difficulties with streaming to JWTV and Flote so I ended up only streaming on D Live and Bitwave.

Tracklist:
1.) Two Trains Two Wolves
2.) Chinatown
3.) Cold As Ice
4.) From Within This Whirlwind
5.) My God Machine
6.) 5G
7.) Animal Kingdom
8.) Alien Psyop
9.) Serpentine Fashion
10.) The Seraphim Speaks To Me

I was going to play more songs but I ran out of time and didn't want to keep the neighbors up.

I livestream on the following sites:

https://dlive.tv/Xylen_Roberts
https://www.joshwhotv.com/live/0/XylenRoberts
https://flote.app/Xylen_Roberts/live
https://bitwave.tv/Xylen_Roberts

Sunday's stream will be a fun night of apocalyptic Yuletide phun! The main Christmas meat of the show will be a live sketch reading of a modern reinterpretation of the Dickens' classic A Chistmas Carol in which several evil motherfuckers such as Reptillain royal Orville Rothsadult and political embarrasment Uncle Corn Pops and others get a visit from the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future to teach them a lesson. I just got this cool vocal processor called a Zoom V3 which, combined with my trusty Roland VT3 (which I have used on both Covideodrome Thunderdomes and the Dr. Jekyll Mr. Bonobo freestyles), it will be a fun time working their vocal magic into the live story. Following the short story, there will be some live Christmas karaoke, and I WILL be taking requests. In between all of this, there will be some costumed improvisations from my various characters. And finally, we will leave off with a Christmas themed cut off my Mythshifter album The Seven Lucky Visions Of St. Nick And His Krishna Christ Mushroom Sleigh. BE THERE OR BE A SQUARE WAVIN' FAGGOT ASS CUNT! See ya there!

Full upload of the Electionsgiving Special that was aired on 11/20/20. The main meat of the show was the debut episode of my new radio series TELL A VISION. *NOTE: Due to Bitchute's shittiness and my inconsistency with having appropriate internet to upload vids due to my offgrid connection, I have been delayed in uploading any of my vids to BitChute since late October but am doing what I can to fix that.

TELL A VISION is a radio series in which our anti-heroic heroes Hyper Dolphin, Duck Billed Hickock, Leonard Mothman and others sit around a campfire and tell crazy stories. In this debut episode, full title being 'Jive Turkey Program. Negative Slave Feast. An Electionsgiving Miracle', we hear about: how Satanic Royal elite shitbag Orville Rothsadult influenced Socialism and Nationalism in the early 1900s; a story involving two individuals with opposing political viewpoints having a shootout in the desert; two libtard zombie sheep named Mango and Margo taking anti-Covid anti-racist security measures to a disturbingly RETARDED extreme. Tell A Vision is a radio series I hope to expand into its own limited run 5 to 7 episode series sometime next year. The episodes are not normal 'audiobooks': Every aspect of the shows are enhanced sonically with background music, sound effects and vocal effects A PLENTY. So sit back and enjoy the beautiful politically incorrect insanity...

Tell A Vision was just one aspect of the Electionsgiving Special. Hour two included a sneak peak at 7 new songs that will be released on my next two albums, A Shoe In For The Shut In and Essential Travel, in early 2021.

The Various Vortices Almost Slightly Accidentally On Purpose One Day After Halloween Special
Sunday, Nov. 1st, 8pm EDT on D Live/Flote/JoshWhoTV

(Fast forward to about 15 mibnutes in. The first part had technbical difficluties. I'll probably have to reupload it). Today on the livestream we will see an improvised skit in which my various characters discuss their favorite Halloween movies, an opening classic skit from 2017 involving Third Wave Francine, some excerpts from the Dr. Jekyll Mr. Bonobo episode of Wild West Wombat Wednesdays a few weeks back, and some spooky selections from my music catalog. *NOTE: Due to Bitchute's shittiness and my inconsistency with having appropriate internet to upload vids due to my offgrid connection, I have been delayed in uploading any of my vids to BitChute since late October but am doing what I can to fix that.

Xylen Roberts
LIVESTREAM SCHEDULE
D Live https://dlive.tv/Xylen_Roberts
JoshWhoTV https://www.joshwhotv.com/live/0/XylenRoberts

THE VARIOUS VORTICES OF XYLEN ROBERTS
EVERY SUNDAY, 8PM EDT

A variety show with original prerecorded comedy skits, music performances, and interviews/discussions. Includes the regular Babylon Bee-style news program Sanjay's Newsstand. On occasions that I am too busy to produce the show, repeats of previous episodes will be shown instead.

WILD WEST WOMBAT WEDNESDAYS
EVERY WED. NIGHT, 8PM EDT

Improv comedy, freestyles, commentary on videos and other random unrehearsed things. Now at 8pm EDT not 4.

CHASED BY VIBRATIONS
EVERY FRIDAY, 4PM and 8PM EDT
A music centered show: A mix of classic and obscure artists (Tom Waits, My Bloody Valentine, Orbital, and so forth) with some of my personal music as well, with occasional commentary or improv in between. Maybe even some freestyles. Rarely rehearsed.

24/7 TELESTIC TV

The rest of the time (though not constantly) will be what I like to call 'automatic programming': repeats of past streams, clip shows, music playlists. I may or may not be around for some of these but I eventually want to set up OBS to stream past content of mine 24/7 to wrastle in new people. Stay tuned.

All but the last 15 or so minutes of the show, in which a copyrighted Turkish song was played, is here. A true story about getting kicked off a train to Chicago, an Amish man and a music festival. Cover photo is of 'Amish Paradise' by Al Yankovic. To watch the entire episode, find it over on JWTV (where every single video of mine, both 100 percent original material AND transformative works with copyrighted elements and covers, is available to watch): https://www.joshwhotv.com/v/27708?channelName=XylenRoberts

Intro skit for first episode of WWWW before I ended up having to restart because OBS was giving me trouble with D Live again! Annoying.

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TelesticTV with Xylen Roberts
LIVESTREAM SCHEDULE

THE VARIOUS VORTICES OF XYLEN ROBERTS
EVERY SUNDAY, 8PM EDT

A variety show with original prerecorded comedy skits, music performances, and interviews/discussions. Includes the regular Babylon Bee-style news program Sanjay's Newsstand. On occasions that I am too busy to produce the show, repeats of previous episodes will be shown instead.

WILD WEST WOMBAT WEDNESDAYS
EVERY WED. NIGHT, 8PM EDT

Improv comedy, freestyles, commentary on videos and other random unrehearsed things. Now at 8pm EDT not 4.

CHASED BY VIBRATIONS
EVERY FRIDAY, 4PM and 8PM EDT
A music centered show: A mix of classic and obscure artists (Tom Waits, My Bloody Valentine, Orbital, and so forth) with some of my personal music as well, with occasional commentary or improv in between. Maybe even some freestyles. Rarely rehearsed.

24/7 TELESTIC TV

The rest of the time (though not constantly) will be what I like to call 'automatic programming': repeats of past streams, clip shows, music playlists. I may or may not be around for some of these but I eventually want to set up OBS to stream past content of mine 24/7 to wrastle in new people. Stay tuned.

A clip show of various comedy skits, music performances and interviews from the last few years. Originally published 10/04/20 on D Live and JWTV. Just now getting around to publishing a few weeks' backlog of streams to BitChute. Segments shown:


Sanjay's Newsstand 1 (September 2020)

‘My God Machine’ Live Performance (2020)

Sanjay’s Newsstand 2: Copnitive Dissonance (2020)

DSI Agenda: 2030 (2018)

‘Animal Kingdom’ live performance (2020)

Faster Than Light live performance (2020)

Grab ‘Em By The Flat Earth (2017)

‘We Boldly Go’ music video (2018)

‘Hammer’ live performance (2018)

‘Hyper Dolphin’ music video (2017)

‘Butt Fuckin’ Fascists (2017)

Chemtrail Cocktails w Professor Pussycat Bitch (2017)

’Two Trains Two Wolves’ (2019)

‘Banned From Bandcamp’ (2019)

A PSA from Detective Mook (2019)

Nigga Ned and Sanjay The Guru in ‘The Misgendered Asteroid Belt Befuddlement’ (2019)

‘Whirling Dervish’ music video (2016)

Vinny From Brooklyn excerpts from VVPE6: Star Whores etc. (2019)

Originally broadcast 09/27/20 (Starts 0:36 in after silent intro): This week's podcast will be largely dedicated to previewing mostly never before seen rough cuts off songs from my upcoming double album releases: the neo-psychedelic/chamber pop influenced indie rock album A Shoe In For The Shut In Awards and the more industrial and experimental Essential Travel. In addition to this, there will be a few random unreleased instrumental Mythshifter tracks as well. Aside for a few tracks off the two singles I recently released for the albums, this will be the FIRST time you will be hearing many of these songs, and for songs such as 'Animal Kingdom' (which have been floating around in live performances for a few years), this will be the first time you will hear their studio album versions. So if you really liked Episode 1 of the Livestream, which was a live at home concert from beginning to end, you will enjoy this one.

But FIRST, we will start out the show with a second installment of our little Weekend Update style segment Sanjay's News Stand (which will most likely become a regular thing). Sanjay's News Stand is an Onion style news show which takes influence from the crazy events of our modern world and thrusts them into an even more strange bizarro Gonzo journalism world where anything can and does happen.

Songslist (with the exception of '5G', none of these songs are currently available anywhere):

Chinatown
From Within This Whirlwind
When It Rains It Swings
Cold As Ice
Albino Nigger Cyborgs
Cave Bells
The Happening (Pixies Cover)
Animal Kingdom
5G
Essential Travel

Watch this on JWTV and soon on BitChute.

Here's where to find the livestream every Sunday at 8PM EDT:

D Live https://dlive.tv/Xylen_Roberts

Eventually Livestreaming to JoshWhoTV.once I can figure out their broken restreaming tech.

Excerpt from Various Vortices Livestream Episode 5: Hyper Dolphin's Dance Party. This is the second installment of the Babylon Bee-style news program Sanjay's Newsstand. In this installment, Sanjay interviews 4 corrupt cops (from Nyc, Chicago, Communist China and Australia) to get their perspectives on BLM and Anti-Lockdown Protests. Begins with a short dance party intro involving Uncle Corn Pops, as was the theme of the overall livestream.

Watch the full livestream here: https://www.joshwhotv.com/video/27299/various-vortices-livestream-ep.5-hyper-dolphin-s-dance-party-future-albums-preview-session-1-09-27-20

Check out The Various Vortices Of Xylen Roberts EVERY Sunday, 8pm Eastern Daylight Time over on D Live https://dlive.tv/Xylen_Roberts and coming soon to JoshWhoTV https://www.joshwhotv.com/channel/XylenRoberts

+++This is a reupload of a video deleted due to a bad green screen issue which has since been corrected +++ The Various Vortices of Xylen Roberts is a weekly livestream in which conscious/redpill topics are expressed in a number of forms from surreal comedy skits to eclectic music performance to interviews to discussions. It broadcasts on D Live https://dlive.tv/Xylen_Roberts and JoshWhoTV https://www.joshwhotv.com/channel/XylenRoberts every Sunday Night at 8pm EDT.

This episode originally aired 09/20/20: On this week's episode, Vinny From Brooklyn! (aka @gmno) stops by for the second time to discuss all the vast craziness of 2020. AS some of you know, Vinny last stopped by on Episode 6 of of last year's season, back when the show was just an audio only podcast. Vinny runs a successful conspiracy/politics/anti-pedophilia themed channel over on BitChute called CANST (Children Are Not Sex Toys):https://www.bitchute.com/channel/d576WL2AwSIp/ .

But before that, I debut a new segment on the show called Sanjay's News Stand, which will probably become a regular thing. As you would expect, its a Weekend Update style news show in which in-house transcendental meditation guru Sanjay and John C. Lilly protege/part time paranormal detective Hyper Dolphin discuss the events of the day with a redpill slant. But expect visits and special segments from a number of characters including self proclaimed 'Moth Nationalist' Leonard Mothman, libtarded Zeta Recticulan BLM supporting rapper Grey Matta, conspiracy theorist pop star David Bowicke, presidential nominee and talking horseman Uncle Corn Pops annnnnnnnd who the hell else knows. Plus a couple tracks from yours truly, Xylen Roberts. Hope to see you there, bitches!

Check out The Various Vortices Of Xylen Roberts EVERY Sunday, 8pm EAstern Daylight Time over on D Live https://dlive.tv/Xylen_Roberts and JoshWhoTV https://www.joshwhotv.com/channel/XylenRoberts

First in a segment I am calling Sanjay's News Stand, a Babylon Bee style fake news show in which the insanity of our modern era (in particular the left and the NWO elites) is parodied. Will become a regular thing on the livestream/podcast. On this episode: Conspiracy theorist pop star David Bowicke discusses his recent expulsion from both an anti-lockdown protest AND the entire country of Australia; Uncle Corn Pops salivates over the film Cuties; woke pro-BLM Zeta Recticulan rapper Grey Matta and opposing side Leonard Mothman debate the Black Lives Matter riots. Broadcasted live on Various Vortices Livestream Episode 4: I Gotta Have My Pops!

Watch The Various Vortices of Xylen Roberts Livestream Every Sunday at 8pm EDT over on D Live: https://dlive.tv/Xylen_Roberts and JoshWhoTV: https://www.joshwhotv.com/channel/XylenRoberts

Song is my song '5G (Fuscia Skyline Mix)', a b side from the '5G' Single, available here but also on Soundcloud, BitChute and JoshWhoTV: https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/set/xylen-roberts-5g-single-2020/.

For anyone who has tried to check it out last 3 weeks and got the wrong time, its cause I got the time zones confused. But now I definitely know what time zone I am in and its definitely Eastern Daylight Time. So hope to see you on one of my next Livestreams: Every Sunday 8pm Eastern Daylight Time on D Live https://dlive.tv/Xylen_Roberts and JoshWhoTV https://www.joshwhotv.com/channel/XylenRoberts. Peace.

The Various Vortices of Xylen Roberts is a surreal redpilled variety show in which comedy sketches, music performances and interviews with interesting folks or alternately solo discussions are all combined together.

Check out The Various Vortices of Xylen Roberts Livestream every Sunday Night, 8pm EDT (Eastern Daylight Time), on D Live https://dlive.tv/Xylen_Roberts and now JoshWhoTV: https://www.joshwhotv.com/channel/XylenRoberts.

From Various Vortices Livestream Episode 3. Orville Rothsadult Hibbard, last remaining heir to the Rothsadult Estate, and his symbiotic host, Soros Snake, are here to dispel rumors that they are behind the following clusterfucks: A. )Wildfires B.) Cuties on Netflix C.) Throwing old women out of luxury apartments. D.) Disney's Muxan: The Communist Princess. E.) Adrenochrome Flavored Kool Aid Freeze Blasters. F.) Flintstones Chewable Covid Vaccines. That is all. Thank you for your considerations.

Check out The Various Vortices of Xylen Roberts Livestream every Sunday Night, 8pm EDT (Eastern Daylight Time), on D Live https://dlive.tv/Xylen_Roberts and now JoshWhoTV: https://www.joshwhotv.com/channel/XylenRoberts.

The second half of the Ep. 3 Livestream (the 'Hypnospace Outlaw' analysis) became unusable for technical reasons but thankfully the best parts were the first half hour or so anyway, which I am uploading in separate sections. Its just as well because I want to do that analysis better anyway and plan on soon. Stay tuned.

In this rant, I talk about how the censorship of grassroots redpill artists has resulted in a disparity between the first wavers who made it in pre-censorship internet (Sam Hyde, Jay Dyer, Red Ice TV, H3H3 etc.) and post-censorship era second/third wavers (Rubb, PRN, myself and others) who are struggling to make it. If conservativism is the new punk, its a phenomenon similar to a scenario in which punk became outlawed in the late 70s after the first wave of bands like Ramones and Sex Pistols. If this would've happened, punk wouldn't have morphed into post punk and alternative and new wave and indie rock and on and on. Nirvana and Joy Division would have never happened or they might've happened, but they would be complete unknowns and their impact on poopular music would be practically non-existant. The history of modern music as we know it would not exist. Popular festivals like Pitchfork and Bonaroo would be a figment of imagination. Now just substitute 'punk music' with 'Alt Right', 'New Right', 'Redpill', etc. And now you realize what we are dealing with. Censorship has completely crippled the evolution of an organic counter cultural movement, and turned its first wave innovators like Hyde and Vox Day into self-absorbed cult leaders instead of viewing them like how they would've been viewed had redpill entertainment been allowed to prosper and grow stronger: steps along the way of cultral evolution. Revered steps, but steps nonetheless.

9/06/20, 8pm EDT (Eastern Daylight Time), On D Live: https://dlive.tv/Xylen_Roberts. The full 'Vinyls and Viruses' Livestream contains copyrighted music from various artists including Bjork, Aphex Twin, Polvo and others. The video won't be uploaded to my main channel for this reason but you can either find it on my side channel XR2 (https://www.bitchute.com/video/h4LuOpEVMVms/) but also JoshWhoTV: https://www.joshwhotv.com/video/25983/various-vortices-livestream-ep.-2-vinyls-and-viruses-9-06-20-

The Various Vortices Livestream is every Sunday on D Live at 8pm EST.

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Welcome to the official Bitchute channel of Xylen Roberts. I am a vocalist, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, producer, comedian, conspiracy theorist, writer, amateur philosopher, and little filmmaker. My music is eclectic and experimental, ranging in genre and lyrically talking about everything from truth movement esoterica to surrealism to love and so forth. I have released dozens of albums and several thousand songs over the years, many of which are available on BitChute, Soundcloud, Hear This, and to buy at Gumroad. My comedy/drama skits are surreal yet thought provoking, as are the discussions. Up until 2017, I mostly made only music, and my YouTube reflected that. In 2017, I branched out into redpilled politically incorrect comedy skit and discussion videos, eventually resulting in the demonetization of a video and my permanent shadowbanning on YouTube in 2018. Eventually I stopped posting there. So now this BitChute, which I have had since 2017, and JoshWhoTV are the main places to find my video uploads.

In 2019, I started doing a limited run podcast called The Various Vortices Of Xylen Roberts which combined comedy skits, music performances, and discussions into an audio-only format. All are available here. The podcast has continued into a semi-live action livestreamed format, which is streamed Sundays at 8pm EDT on D Live, Flote, and JoshWhoTV. I also do two other shows: Chased by Vibrations, a music dj show (4 & 8pm EDT Fridays), and Wild West Wombat Wednesdays (8pm EDT Wednesdays), an improv show. Links below. At some point in 2021, I plan on releasing two different post-ironic/surreal limited run radio serials which follow the adventures of conspiracy theorist heroes (Tell A Vision & Hyper Dolphin: Private Paranormal Detective) which will be released on here, Soundcloud and Hear This. Also, I am putting together a redpill themed music festival called Redpillapalooza, more info on that can be found on my Minds below.

As of 2020, I no longer put any of my work with copyrighted elements (regardless of their transformative nature) on this BitChute. I have a separate BitChute for that, XR2: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/h4QKJRZJRyhH/ I started separating the two on here after rumors of BitChute shutting down channels for 'copyright violations'. So covers and any work that uses others' work in a transformative manor (always credited of course) is over on the XR2 Bitchute now. There is some good stuff over there, be sure to check it out. You can also check out pretty much all the videos I've done in one place over on JoshWhoTV, where my livestreams are also located: https://www.joshwhotv.com/channel/XylenRoberts

~~~~ Links and how to Support me:

+++ Minds https://www.minds.com/xylenroberts (my main social network)

+++ Music Links:

Buy my music on Gumroad: https://gumroad.com/xylenroberts

My main Soundcloud:
Xylen Roberts (solo singer/rapper/songwriter/production project) https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts)

https://hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/ (New Avadhuta Records site. Includes Xylen Roberts, Mythshifter, and Phantom Fingers songs to stream. Much of my catalog is now on here.)

+++ Where to check out my livestreams (in addition to JWTV):

Flote https://flote.app/Xylen_Roberts/live
D Live https://dlive.tv/Xylen_Roberts
JoshWhoTV https://www.joshwhotv.com/plugin/Live/

+++ My lesser known Soundclouds:

https://soundcloud.com/phantomfingersthe3rd (Phantom Fingers: My lofi psych folk/indie rock focused project)

https://www.soundcloud.com/mythshifter (Mythshifter: experimental instrumentals)

https://soundcloud.com/samsarajunkyard (my second podcast where I do music reviews in the form of short stories. Currently this one has no schedule, as my time is short these days, but new episodes will come at some point in the future.)