Supreme Dork Lord Teddy Beale threatens to sic his "vile faceless minions" (VFM) on any who dare fail to recognize him as the Royal Duke of Pasta. For those too bored by his 150 IQ ramblings, here's some highlights:
2:19 - "If they become too much of a pain then we'll hunt them down and get them arrested". 2:38 - "I actually had the Massachusetts State Police drag a handicapped guy in a wheelchair out of his grandmother's house down to the station to be read the Riot Act!" 3:37 - "I've got really good connections at Google! Why do you think I'm still there?" 4:15 - "One of the things I'm most known for is beating dead horses and so I have no problem whatsoever setting the 500 VFM on them." 4:30 - "The VFM are the vile faceless minions and they are sworn to mindlessly obeying their dark lord." 5:11 - "Robert Clemens says, "It sounds like a cult". You're not the first person to make that observation."
Credit to Allan Powell for editing this spicy delicious clip:
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