Shitpost advisory- it's Sunday, and you have more important things to do.
This one is straight ass. Sorry in advance. Don't watch. Or watch but don't judge. I gotta clear some room. That means some shit is getting slapped together. Like my anus and my ex wife's nose and mouth. And some b roll footage I'll never have a good opportunity to use in context. So... there?
You were warned.
The bathroom ones always get me.
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Ginza - Shoji Meguro
Kotowari Boss Battle - Shoji Meguro
Give me Cyber-Moneys:
Streamed April 23, 2022 on Rumble
Sometimes you just have to shake the tree and see what falls out.
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Close encounters of the drunken kind.
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Stolen from https://youtube.com/watch?v=Si8DexlY5ok (April 25, 2022)
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In Your Arms
These are the opinions and ramblings of a lunatic. They are for entertainment purposes only and are probably wrong. You listen at your own risk.
But every time I say that or 'do not watch this' the shit gets hundreds of views. And bitchy comments. So..., HEY GUYS, THIS ONE IS GARBAGE AND A SHITPOST AND SHOULDN’T BE CONSIDERED VIABLE IN TERMS OF THE TIME SPENT WATCHING BEING ANYTHING BUT WASTED. It's a shitpost, and not even a good one. Or entertaining. Just a shitpost.
That'll do, I bet. Right?
Hice este video como una joda para un amigo, y ya que estoy aprovecho para agradecerles por toda la buena onda con el video del iceberg, me re alegraron el día.
El segundo iceberg se viene, ténganme paciencia, que es mucho más larguito. :)
It's because you've been put here to help build the new one.
Wear condoms god damnit. Or face brutal and endless introspection. Your choice.
Shitpost advisory. Ear rape advisory. Come to think of it, regular rate advisory too. Fuck it.
Leave a like if you enjoy the video, I'd really appreciate it, thanks! :D
This is basically the third time I upload this shitpost of a video. I'd also like to
explain my absence. Basically about 12 days ago I got my wisdom teeth removed and I
needed to have some time to recover, I didn't wanna go all sports commentator and start
yelling or talking too much cause who the fuck wants to experience a dry socket lol.
But yeah I'm back and you should definitely be expecting the uploads to return in like a
day or two maybe.
Are you seriously still reading the description? The following is for those that are intellectuals: Little Herobrine, I am cumming in your mom.
Yeah I've been playing the thing everyone's playing.
Yeah I've been having the same performance issues everyone's been having.
Yeah I'm still fucking playing it regardless.
This is like Skyrim or Breath Of The Wild but actually good.
Two more ASHES ENRICHED videos, then I'll start editing and uploading Strife: Like A Dragon.
In honor of the 40th birthday of the world's first Brony, I present some words of wisdom for young adults.
Painstakingly recreated from the original, recorded exactly fifteen[.ai] years ago, for the youth who were too young to witness the original video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw9IybMbsI8)
(I'm 25, lol)
you never quess what??? 2nd part with 50 meme cards (in full version) in less than a week period
This gonna be new norm to edit 50 memes instead of 30 .___. so plz leave a comment,
I work too hard to edit every meme in frame and provide separate tags/bg for every meme
Today meme pack (50 memes in full version)contains:
8 Prank meme cards
7 Animals meme cards
4 Roasted meme cars
3 Cringe meme cards
9 shitpost meme cards
2 Fail meme cards
1 Weeb meme card
1 Fedora meme card
1 cursed meme card
2 Edit meme cards
5 gaming meme cards
1 Random meme card
3 Dank meme cards
3 Screenshot meme cards
aaaand i think i see ya next week or till sunday if i menage to create another compilation in 2 days .___.
It's my first meme cards compilation. Thanks for visiting my bitchute channel where i can upload more memes with original audio without copyright strike. I dont monetize any of my vids but dont like when others profit from my hard work. My youtube channel can be banned for whatever reason in future but i trust bitchute to preserve this memes so if you really want to subscribe me do it there so you don't miss out full meme compilations
and you know what. add some coment about this format. So far i never seen meme cards compilation before so i want to know you thoughs .___.
full card pack include (30 memes):
2 prank meme cards
1 screenshot meme card
3 weeb meme cards
2 gaming meme cards
6 fail meme cards
5 edit meme cards
1 cartoon meme card
4 shitpost meme cards
2 animals meme cards
3 cringe meme cards
1 dank meme card
Shitpost advisory... I appreciate you taking time out of your busy masturbation schedule to stop by.
You must learn to embrace the shitpost, young grasshopper. Only then will your inner faggotry and jealousy subside...
For real though, it's probably the most exercise you'll get all year, clicking on my videos just to "weigh in" (hehe, get it?) with your basic ass, sub par unsolicited disapproval.
I'm telling you momma, Brenda would of loved you. Maybe you two can share a room in hell. Who knows?
Shitpost advisory. This is garbage just so you are aware. Gotta get it out somehow.
Don't waste any time bitching about it, I give zero actual real world fucks what negative faggots have to 'add' to the conversation.
Cheers. Fuck this whole shit...
Track 13 from The Future Was 60 Years Ago
Music (extremely low quality):
Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever (also known as Cabin Fever 2 or Cabin Fever: Spring Fever) is a 2009 American horror comedy film directed by Ti West and stars Noah Segan, Rusty Kelley, Alexi Wasser, Marc Senter, Rider Strong and Giuseppe Andrews. It is a sequel to the 2002 film Cabin Fever and the second installment in the Cabin Fever series. The film is about a high school prom that descends into chaos when a deadly flesh-eating bacteria spreads via a popular brand of bottled water.
[A few notes/spoilers]
This is by far, the shittiest of the series.
The "hero" is a whiny, virgin kike who oddly enough plays the victim card throughout the entire movie.
The nigger janitor pisses in the punch bowl.
We also get a shot of some slacker discharging bloody puss from his junk.
An obese virgin contaminates the swimming pool.
It's neither funny nor horrifying. Please Do Not Watch This Shitty Movie!
Cabin Fever is a 2002 horror film about a viral outbreak directed by Eli Roth. It was nominated for the 2002 Saturn Award for Best Horror Film. Five college graduates rent a cabin in the woods and begin to fall victim to a horrifying flesh-eating virus, which attracts the unwanted attention of the homicidal locals.
[If you think this is a awful movie just wait for the rest of the series.]
The rifles are for niggers.
Jeff does anal. 👀
Do Not Sit Next To Dennis!
Cabin Fever 3: Patient Zero: Directed by Kaare Andrews. With Sean Astin, Currie Graham, Ryan Donowho, Brando Eaton. When a group of friends enjoying a bachelor cruise in the Caribbean stumble upon a research facility on a remote island, a deadly virus is unleashed. The group must find a way to survive before the flesh eating virus consumes them all.
Not even a second rate hobbit can save this one.
Arguably the best in the series...certainly better than the sequel (which explains why "Cabin Fever 2" is a rarity...thank God.)
Cabin Fever: Directed by Travis Zariwny. With Gage Golightly, Matthew Daddario, Samuel Davis, Nadine Crocker. While visiting their getaway cabin, five friends succumb to a flesh-eating disease.
[A few notes]
Dennis was changed from a long-haired MMA biter to some kid that looks like he belongs on a cereal box.
Deputy Winston is now a bisexual bimbo.
The bowling alley massacre cutscene is missing .
Grim is just ...lame.
I uploaded this to complete the series. It sucks, IMO.
Spare yourself 1:38:26.
(Epic-lepsy warning bunch of flashing stuff)
Restricted on YouTube for the usual copyright babble. Uploading here until YouTube figures out I am not actually violating anything reasonable. This is an aesthetic journey shizo post :D
Done for a friend of mines discord, portable computer (https://discord.gg/dFzBfZh2dQ)
SHITPOST ADVISORY - Don't cry, you clicked it.
Buckle up folks. We're in for a bumpy ride. I hope no one else got left alone to wallow in their own misery over the holiday break. We all have our own roll/rolls to play in this lovely little production. In the end it's seldom seen as much more than merely and simply that. Like I said to you wonderful mfkers way back when I was Gandhi, my LIFE is my message. Cheers.
I'm testing out a different video editing software by the name of DaVinci Resolve 17.
This is my first little shitpost made with it: a supercut of one of the levels in the Ashes 2063 Enriched Edition playthrough I'll be uploading in about a month, once The AMC TC has all parts uploaded.
For now, it seems like DaVinci Resolve is going to let me do pretty much everything I cared for in Adobe Premiere but for free, as well as some extra features like a more controllable colour corrector - which should help with how OBS likes to make videos come out darker and desaturated compared to the source.
I originally wanted to output this in the H265 codec, which before now my computer considered to be basically cancer, and DaVinci Resolve seems to have fixed. Unfortunately it seems BitChute doesn't support that Codec, which is yet another straw on the camel's back in terms of the fucking roadblocks BitChute throws up in front of me uploading high-quality videos that survive their compression and processing. Oh, well, it comes out how it comes out I guess.
KordHell - Memphis DOOM
NSFW/NSFL And probably not worth the time honestly, so I'll throw in a complimentary SHITPOST ADVISORY - Nothing to see here. I warned ya...
Not entirely sure what I was going for here. I think I must've nailed it though. Grade A, high quality steaming poop. Burnt Indian food stuffed into a fat man's asshole and wrapped in wet dog. My apologies for those last couple of minutes in advance. Cheers!
Some people should never reproduce. The byproduct of a generation of bad parents is all around us. Doesn't seem to be going away either. Some folks are just ungrateful. Not you though. Right? You love every one of these, don't you? Yeah... Me too, bro. Fake it till we make it. A healthy dose of cautious optimism and obligatory pleasantries. That's the ticket. It'll take ya places. Poverty. Loneliness. The brink of your own personal sanity...
When Pooh ate too much Hunny he got stuck in that autistic faggot Rabbit's front door watch Pooh own said noob.
Originally posted on JouToob in 2019 before Corona-Chan was engineered by the Chinese.
Also mass distribute this before the copywrong jews at Disney remove this video!
A day built on lies, in a country not coincidentally also steeped in historical fictions, with a panic stricken populace holding on by a mere thread which is personified in this case by our collective societal belief in and complete and utter dependency for 100% absolute BULLSHIT.
Our children are their leverage against us, our jobs and possessions are our shackles, and our leaders are our CAPTORS... But hey, at least they're not forcing us all to feast on soilent turkeys... Yet.
Shitpost advisory in affect until further notice. Not safe for work, not safe for life. Time to watch the sub count trim a little fat. Looking at you, relentless. Some fat neck beard having, flesh colored Grimace who's constantly under the boot of his butch wife throwing shade at me? I'll let your ass get under my skin about as soon as you lose enough of weight to be able to see your own dick... Seethe, pussy.
To the rest of you, thanks for sticking around thru the lul. I'll tune my shit up soon guys. Probably.
Shit cum based cringe?
The next in the short series of videos I'll be reuploading here, since I no longer upload to youtube and I don't want these videos trapped there forever.
God Hand is an absolute shitpost of a game, and this is one of the shitpostiest aspects behind mule-kicking people in the balls (and the derisive mocking you get when you try to mule-kick a female character in the minge).