The Nerd just wants to watch Shrek... but he ends up reviewing one of the worst fighting games on the Game Boy Color, until he's eventually captured by some creepy Shrek cultists. There's a lot going on. Shrek is love, Shrek is life after all. This is the first episode of Season 15 of AVGN!
The Shrekaliphate is the holy state formed by the prophet Shrekhammad, child of the holy lord Shrek. This song is its official anthem, and is dedicated to the holy fruit: the onion.