So I'm writing an article late at night, and this crazy spider starts attacking the cursor. No kidding. He kept tracking what I was typing, leading me to realize he was watching the screen and treating it as reality. (Just like TV zombies in the la la land of humans, I guess...)
Honestly, I never knew spiders could read computer screens. But this one can. He's now my pet pixel-munching spider that I call "Spider Dude." His favorite channel is CNN where he enjoys repeatedly biting Piers Morgan's elongated face.
His super power is that he can navigate Microsoft Windows without crashing.