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I Love this video grabbed on YT. Lyrics by Monsieur Boris VIAN :heart: Performed by Dolbeau Trio. Nice video clip by J. Angebault. A Must Watch video that tells a lot...
Song Title: The Atomic Bomb Java (La Java des Bombes Atomiques)
Lyrics: My uncle, a famous handyman Was an atomic bomb enthusiast, Despite having no training, He was a true genius In matters practical.
He’d spend all day locked up, Deep in his workshop, Carrying out experiments, And in the evening he’d return home, And put us all in a trance With everything he told us. "Making an A-bomb... My children, believe me, Is a piece of cake.The issue of the detonator Is resolved in a quarter of an hour, No need to dwell on it As regards the H-bomb, It's not much harder. However, one thing torments me, Namely, the detonators of my making, Only have a range Of three and a half meters, There’s something wrong here, I’ll be right back."
He worked for days...Trying, lovingly To improve the model, While he was having lunch with us. He devoured his pasta-soup in a single gulp. We saw, from his fierce expression, That he had encountered an unforeseen obstacle, But we dared not say a thing. And then one evening during dinner There’s my uncle sighing And exclaiming:
"As I grow older I see it more clearly: My brain is faltering, Let's be honest and straightforward, It’s not even a brain, It’s like white sauce. See, for months and years I’ve been working to increase, My bomb’s range And it did not occur to me, That the only thing that matters Is the place where it falls There’s something wrong here, I’ll be right back."
Given the project’s imminent completion, All the high heads of state Paid him a visit, He welcomed them and apologized About his shack Being so small. But as soon as they had all entered, He locked them in And told them to stay put And when the bomb exploded Of all these characters, There was nothing left. Despite this result, My uncle did not lose his cool, He played the fool. He was sent to court And in front of the jury, He began to stammer: "Gentlemen, this is a terrible accident But I swear to God, On my soul and on my conscience That by destroying these crazies I am indeed convinced That I have done a service to France"
The situation was awkward, So he was sentenced And then pardoned, And the grateful nation Immediately elected him... Head of the government.
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