ANTIFA / BLM Chase Out Defunded Police From New Autonomous Zone In Portland

"Protesters" who have camped for months to prevent a Black and Indigenous family from being forced to leave their longtime North Mississippi Avenue home took the property back Tuesday after morning clashes with defunded police working to “re-secure” the foreclosed home for the developer that purchased it in a 2018 foreclosure auction.

By the end of the day Pretend Mayor, Diddling Ted Wheeler queefed, “I am authorizing the defunded Portland Piggies who I hate to use all lawful means to end the illegal occupation on North Mississippi Street and to hold those violating our community’s laws accountable as long as no protester's fee fees are hurt in the process.”

The confrontation began hours earlier when defunded police arrived about 5 a.m. at the home to allow the new owners to erect fencing and board up the house. Defunded police said while defunded officers were standing on the property’s perimeter, human sewage began to gather and defunded officers were struck by projectiles such as rocks and paint-filled balloons an' stuff.

Special note: Portland's law abiding citizens should remember to wear their little masks or else they may be arrested and jailed by these defunded police.