The Soundtrack of a Game that Doesn't Exist.

0:00 Muffinman Meets his Maker
2:15 Kidnapping Children is Ok
3:47 Beating Up Old Drunk Men
5:27 Immigration Annihilation Station
7:18 Bar Jam IV: "Syringe in the Chimney"
9:00 Hotel 616: The Sloth Realm
10:38 Dumb Waiters in the Dumbwaiter
12:18 Boss Fight: Belphegor the Fat Wheelchair Cat with a Minigun
14:30 Restaurant the le Diablo
16:23 Stuffing Babies in the Oven
18:18 Boss Fight: Beelzebub the Fried Fly Fly Fly Lord
20:08 Pervcon: Lust Gathering of the Animal Worshipers
22:30 Brutally Emasculating the Furry Hordes
25:20 Boss Fight: Asmodeus the Hymen Slaying Hydra (With HIV)
27:32 Pride Parade: Undead Hillbilly Carnival
29:42 All Mimes Must be Terminated
31:36 Boss Fight: Lucifer the Pied Piper Possum
33:42 Hooligan Emo Beauty Pageant (No Air Conditioning)
35:11 Thou Gothitude is a Mere Mask
37:10 Boss Fight: Leviathan The Depressed Victorian Sea Serpent
38:53 Arcade Puss Poppin'
40:43 Please Ban Video Games and Mental Illness
42:42 Boss Fight: Mammon; Wealthiest Cyborg Weasel in the Juice Pot Galaxy
44:53 Wrath Castle of the Antichrist (No Girls Allowed)
46:13 Neigh-Neighing Satanists with a Morning Star, how witty, how ironic.
48:18 Boss Fight: Baphomet the Transexual Goat Deity with a Forehead Candle
50:50 Stirring Chaos within the Matriarchy
53:30 This is for the Mayans! Hail Chinchilla or whatever their god's name is.
55:33 Finally Taking away Women's Right to Vote
57:58 Enlightenment Achieved, Time for Oral

This was meant to be the soundtrack to a game I was planning on making, but unfortunately won't have the time for the foreseeable future. Plus, they won't let me publish games in the underground labor camp where I work anyhow, plus my fingers fell off during the union strikes so I can't code anymore plus nobody answers my prayers so who cares anyway this world is screwed im going to go dunk my head in a pool of tar.

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