First published at 01:34 UTC on September 2nd, 2018.
This obviously isn't easy for me to say, but if we can't admit we were wrong, what would we have.
Him calling me was such an awesome move. The thing he was most bothered by was me saying he wasn't loyal. He's crazy rich and crazy…
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This obviously isn't easy for me to say, but if we can't admit we were wrong, what would we have.
Him calling me was such an awesome move. The thing he was most bothered by was me saying he wasn't loyal. He's crazy rich and crazy respected. There's literally no reason for him to care unless he cares.
I know i sound like a pussy and I realize I'm most likely slightly insane, but it would be much crazier and much more pussy-esque if I knew I was wrong and didn't admit it.
If it wasn't for my dad's weiner and my mom's "ok," there would be no Owen Benjamin. Piano brought me to stand up comedy. I've had two Comedy Central specials. I'm tall but suck at basketball, I'm smart but can't spell, I'm nice but kind of a dick.
I've been in some movies: House Bunny, Staten Island Summer w/ SNL cast, Bucky Larson w/ Nick Swardson, Jack and Jill w/ Adam Sandler.
Also some TV shows: Sullivan and Son - produced by Vince Vaughn, Leno, Fallon, and Bar Rescue.
You may have seen/heard me in podcasts: Joe Rogan, Adam Corolla, Steven Crowder, and the Impractical Jokers podcast.
http://Hugepianist.com for tour dates
Twitter: https://twitter.com/OwenBenjamin
Instagram: https://instagram.com/owenbenjam
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/owenbenjamincomedy/
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