Pussy Hat Wearing Girl - Original by me the unnamed 1 man band

Pussy Hat Wearing Girl - Original by Me!

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I don't want no pussy hat wearing.
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Potty mouth swearing girl
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oh the horrors of the patriarchy, must be hard to be a poor upper class white lady.
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I'm tired of hearing you whine and moan, you didn't get what you wanted.
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Maybe if put in the time, instead of holding some damn sign..

I don't want no slut walk talking,
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equity hawking two faced girl.
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IF you reply with, so what you're saying
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I Got a couple facts about lobsters for you.
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your girl didn't win the presidency, such a tragedy, i mean she had a vagina.
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you want compulsory diversity, except when it comes to shoveling shit.
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And don't try to Sarkeesan me, into believing you don't like the game.
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and please don't make the assumption that men and women are all the same.
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sO, Please don't scream and yell, damn all men to hell because you're so unhappy.
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Fact is most people agree, women are pretty awesome

...........when they're not crazy!