First published at 08:11 UTC on September 21st, 2021.
As many idiots as there are about this, I believe some smart entrepreneur should mass produce and market this to make their millions. I can see it now. New and improved, sleek, stylish, one button operation, one size fits all. Get a set of Ginsu kni…
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As many idiots as there are about this, I believe some smart entrepreneur should mass produce and market this to make their millions. I can see it now. New and improved, sleek, stylish, one button operation, one size fits all. Get a set of Ginsu knives with your order. Supplies are limited, supply chains are under attack! Get not one but two UMBRELLA MASKS FOR JUST 19.95. Money back lifetime guarantee for those who can prove they have taken the kill shot! Don't wait! Call the 900 number now, fully vaxxed mandated mask wearing operators speaking with an accent that you can't understand anyway are standing buy to take your call. Have your credit card or some other fools credit card ready. Beat the Christmas rush and the coming death spiral of our vaccinated staff and order now! The UMBRELLA MASK is that perfect gift for that hard to buy brainwashed sheeple! Buy five or more and get a coupon for a free flu shot just in case the vaccination and booster jabs leave you feeling alone and healthy.
Listen to what a few satisfied paid shills have to say about UMBRELLA MASK:
Dr. Anthony Fauci - It works so well against the coof I got one for me! Besides I get a cut off every one that is sold so what the heck.
The CDC - We consider the UMBRELLA MASK to be as safe and effective as he rest of the crap we are peddling to the fools.
Ralph in Texas - I did it for the greater good of the community and to protect myself against the unvaccinated even though I am vaccinated.
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I could go on and on but that's enough.
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