Egyptian gods, magic spells—what else could you ask for in one act?

In 2002, Osbourne and wife Sharon were invited to the White House correspondents’ Association dinner, where President Bush noted his presence by joking: “The thing about Ozzy is, he’s made a lot of hit recordings—‘Party with the Animals’, ‘Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath’, ‘Facing Hell’, ‘Black Skies’ and ‘Bloodbath in Paradise’.” He continued (again jokingly one would hope, but after all we’ve learned here, who knows), “Ozzy, Mom loves your stuff.” Osbourne abused drugs and alcohol most of his life, and his excesses led to, among numerous other things, getting himself banned from the city of San Antonio for an entire decade for drunkenly urinating across from the Alamo while wearing his future wife’s dress.